digging up memories

[MastaChronic]

this is thread where people tell some of their morbid stories
i guess i'll go first
this story requires a little background information as to why i chose my grandma, she always loved to play pranks and would help me out with anything if she could, so i figured she'd want to help me with this.
one day, when i was still in middle school, i mouthed off in class and didnt get out in time so the security caught me and took me to the principals office. as soon as the guards left he closes the door and starts calling me a "worthless no-good rotten piece of shit who wont amount to anything in life and should die" etc etc etc and this pissed me off, but i took it, because he's the principal and i didnt feel like getting 2 weeks ISS, so he calls my mom and she comes to the school and talks to him for a while, i tried to tell her all the nasty shit he said to me, but i wasnt believed. when i got home i was sent to my room, good for me, i needed a bowl. after i had smoked, i started to think how i could get him back for the injustice done to me, thats when i saw a picture of my grandma on my dresser and suddenly, inspiration hit me like a bag of turtles. the next day, i talked to my two closest friends about my plan, they said they would help me and the plans were drawn out, we were to go to the new cemetary where she was buried and dig her up, she had died only three weeks ago and would still be pretty fresh. she was so small in life that she could fit into a large duffelbag, provided she had her legs folded, so that was to be the means of concealing her. we were to wear gloves so they couldnt have any proper identification on her and halloween masks to hide our faces to prevent identification in case we were discovered, that and it just seemed the correct thing to do when performing such an act as what we were going to perform. the appointed night came and we met under a giant oak tree before proceeding to the burial ground, i wore a latex mask i had made in art class earlier in that month for halloween, it had shaggy2dope clown paint on it sealed on it while my friends had matching skull masks. we got there and scouted around, looking for any security, we found none and stalked over to my grandmothers grave. i was the first to gouge the earth with my shovel while my friends laid back for a while, after a while of digging, i had finally struck the top of her coffin and dug the rest of the dirt off while my friends climbed out. i cracked open the lid and the smell hit me, it made me want to gag, and i would have thrown up except for the fact i did that before i left. i got the rest of it off and looked at her by the moonlight, she seemed so preserved! maybe skinnier, but it wasnt what i had expected at all, i had thought she would look so decayed and rotten, with worms and parasites crawling all over her, but it wasnt so. i then realized, how was i to get her up? i had dug myself into a pretty deep hole and i wasnt strong enough to throw her over the top. so i did the only thing i could, i picked her up, and she was so light, i had only to set her on her feet and lift her up as far as i could and my friends dragged her the rest of the way up.
once i had climbed out, i got work bending her knees, i thought they would be stiff with rigor mortis, but no, they bent easily to my touch. we got her in the bag and proceeded to take turns carrying her to the principals. we finally got there, and discovered that the lights were off, so we assumed he was asleep, seeing as his car was in the driveway. we propped her up with her back on the front door of his house, a place he would be sure to see it, and would never expect it, generating maximum terror and surprise when he steps out the door to go to school. before we left we went to the side of his house and smoked a joint, we went home, but i couldnt sleep, i had just dug up my own grandmother and put her in the front doorway of my principals house, god this was gonna be so funny.....
the principal didnt show up to school the next day, rumors were going around that he was sick, yeah right, sick to the stomache. when i got home that day i found out my mom had to go to the coroners office to identify my grandma and make a statement to the police. i found out why my principal didnt go to school, he had died of a heart attack on discovering my dead grandmother

[souldistortion]

you're one fucked up human being

[AlwaysBlazed]

What the fuck, go kill yourself right now.

[LIP]

My whole opinion of you has changed. Your another stupid kid.

[MacWQ33]

Theres really no way I can believe this, but for if for some odd, sick, and twisted reason it is true, please grab a noose you sick fuck.

[Acouwaila]

Ur a little late for april fools

so are you fucking serious?

what the fuck....

honestly...

just what THE FUCK!!!?

[MastaChronic]

i never said it wasnt fucked up, i just said my grandma would want to help me
why would you tell me to go kill myself, thats fucked up.
aww man, i didnt know you had such a good opinion of me lip, and yeah, it was a pretty dumb thing to do and i was lucky i didnt get caught, but i was only 13, cut me a little slack wouldya?

[az666]

lol
Just the reference to ICP made me think this was bullshit...
Next time use paragraphs to make it easier to read...my eyes skip lines when text is like that.

Would you like your grandson to dig you up and put you on someones porch because they were trying to motivate them?

[souldistortion]

13 or not, you disrespected the sanctity of the dead, not just any dead person, your god damn grandmother, who's very blood is flowing through your veins. and on top of that you killed a man as a practical joke. i wouldn't be able to live with myself if i were you.

I hope your grandson digs you up out of your grave, to play a practical joke on his principal with your dead body. Oh, and i hope his principal dies of a heart attack upon seeing your dead body on his front porch as well. cheers to you. you demon.

[MacWQ33]

Just the reference to ICP made me think this was bullshit...


LOL, I agree. He's probably one of those 'juggalo' kids that actually takes their shitty music literally.

[az666]

LOL, I agree. He's probably one of those 'juggalo' kids that actually takes their shitty music literally.

See it's normally the Juggalo kids who dont take it that seriously....it's the kids that want to impress the Juggalo kids that do shit like that.
Impressions are inaccurate anyway, so fuck it.... this thread will most likly be gone soon...

[Nochowderforyou]

That's a good story for a horror book of somesort, but I find it very hard to believe 3 13 yr old kids dug over 6ft into the ground and just "popped" open the lid. Those lids are sealed silly, and cannot be just opened.

Nice story though. If it's true though, wow, another fucked up person in the world. I hear more shocking stuff on the evening news.

[MacWQ33]

Ya, your right.

[MastaChronic]

I hope your grandson digs you up out of your grave, to play a practical joke on his principal with your dead body. Oh, and i hope his principal dies of a heart attack upon seeing your dead body on his front porch as well. cheers to you. you demon.

actually, i hope so too, not killing his principal, but if i could help out my grandson in any way, i would gladly do it, even in death. and for the record, i felt like shit for the longest time afterwards, i never meant to kill the dude, just get back at him.


LOL, I agree. He's probably one of those 'juggalo' kids that actually takes their shitty music literally

im a juggalo, so what? are you trying to stereotype me? stereotyping is wrong and has caused a lot of the hatred that is in the world today

[Acouwaila]

how old are you now?

[MastaChronic]

16 why?

[ToDrunkToFish]

Wow I must say... stupidest thread ive seen in a LONG time. Have fun in hell.

Besides I call complete bullshit on this whole thing.

[cygnustaxt]

yeah that wasn't even really that creative, just dumb. ooo lets dig up bodies and put them infront of peoples doors. that'll get'em.

[Acouwaila]

16 why?

Just wonderin how long its been since you pulled that off...

I think at age 16 you still may not realize the full extent of what you fucking did....

I mean....if i killed somebody by digging up my grandmas body and scaring the shit out of someone with it....then im pretty sure id need like therapy or something..

[MastaChronic]

yeah, i have a feeling im going to hell, i try and live a good life to repent for what i did, the occasional slip but for the most part a good life, just thought i'd put this up in memory of him seeing as how its his death day anniversary and all. ppl, dont tell me youve never done something wrong, sick and twisted, this my story, i wanna read yours

[LIP]

You gotta be able to understand where were all comming from though yeah?

We dont normally kill our elders... or dig up our dead relatives... read this... now does it sound fucked up?

[MastaChronic]

yeah, i totally understand why, and its not like i dont know that killing someone through the use of another dead body has to be one of the most evil, sinful, despical things ever, and that i deserve to be hated, but i thought it would be,well, "nice" wouldnt be the proper word for it, maybe right, to honor the deceased. but no way in hell am i going to the cops

[Natural Rx]

Caskets are generally sealed in a concrete box of sorts. This concrete box is sealed with a several hundred pound concrete lid. Not to mention that moving that much earth is a back breaking job that would require several hours. You're thirteen, how did you move a corpse around? On your Radio Flyers?

This is just dumb, why did I even respond?

Edit:

I never thought I'd say this but to those of you who are taking this garbage seriously- you may want to consider cutting down on your marijuana intake.

[MastaChronic]

wtf is a radio flyer? a bike? no we walked, and no it wasnt sealed with concrete, just a shitty wooden box with some nails in it, covered in dirt. yeah i know moving dirt is back breaking, i used to do it for a living back in the spring and early summer doing construction with an uncle

[Natural Rx]

Haha, you expect me to believe that your family allowed your grandmother to be buried in a pine box with a nailed on lid?

Who are you trying to fool, dude?

[MastaChronic]

i aint tryin to fool nobody, its something i did, and thats it

[Jaycub]

hahahahahahahaa.

this is like, a 7th graders version of a dumb h.p. lovecraft story.

I'd recommend taking a creative writing class.

[thcbongman]

Wow what a story.

That's frightening!

[MastaChronic]

......... i feel like a damn monster now, i was hoping other people would have stories they'd like to share, but i guess not. im a horrible excuse for a human being, like soul distortion said, a demon

[thcbongman]

......... i feel like a damn monster now, i was hoping other people would have stories they'd like to share, but i guess not. im a horrible excuse for a human being, like soul distortion said, a demon

Nothing wrong with self-expression. Every person had demented thoughts in life. Don't let these words get to ya, at least you expressed it in writing than carrying it out for real! At least.....that's what I'm assuming.

[Jaycub]

Wtf? If this kids did do what he's claiming then he IS a monster and should seek psychiatric help. Coddling someone that DUG UP A BODY and placed it in someones yard (thus causing them to have a heart attack and die) SHOULD feel like a monster.

That said, this whole thread is a joke and I do not understand what the hell you people are thinking.

EDIT // misread thcbongmans post, my bad!

[MastaChronic]

no, i did this, for real. i just wrote it out using most of the details, because, it wouldnt be very interesting if it was just "yeah, my principal started callin me shit, so i dug up my grandma and scared him to death, literally" doesnt sound to great does it?

[MastaChronic]

screw it, im done feelin sorry for what i did, i should have expected this from everyone from the start

[thcbongman]

Oh god, that made me sick to the stomach.

Damn dude.

[cambam]

Dude, thats definately not something I'd want to share with people. It would be bad enough if it was just you that knew. Anyway, give us the name, date and the school it happened at, just to see if you are indeed telling the 'truth'. With evidence, no one can call you a liar.

But they can call you all sorts of other things people have alreay said in this thread.

Name of Principal, date this happened and what school it was, please.

[MastaChronic]

no.

[cambam]

screw it, im done feelin sorry for what i did, i should have expected this from everyone from the start

Wow, took you over 2 hours to get over the shit you caused.

Seek help.

[cambam]

no.

So you admit to spouting BS?

[Phire210]

This being a cannabis forum and full of people who love cannabis, i would expect to find hundreds of people like myself and the smokers i've grown up with and spent my time with. People who have a general love and respect for other human beings, differences aside. I've seen a few fucked up things on this site in the short time i've been here, but if this is true and you're not bullshitting it is by far the most fucked up thing i've come across.
To be able to dig up your dead grandmothers body period is saying something but specially after only three weeks of her passing away... I would still be mourning her death. To be able to transfer her body and place her on somebody's porch i really believe you'd have to be some sort of a sociopath, and how you could live with the guilt of knowing that you are single-handedly responsible for the death of a man that probably had a wife and kids, was somebody's son, sibling, uncle, whatever, who loved him dearly, i don't understand. I was expecting to get to the end of this and read the words "got you fuckers" or something, but to my suprise it never came. It's fucking disgusting. I'm not judging you MastaChronic in any way, but if this is true i'd say you have some serious karma comin your way brother. I really hope you are kidding.

[halosin8r]

I think the worse I did was torment bufo toads in my day... firecrackers and bbgun and what not...

but damn.. thats a lil out there.. "just a little"...

[Acouwaila]

Masta Chronic...

Just beg Jesus for forgiveness...you should probably pray the rest of your life if your a christian...


What you did was very......very wrong...but any sin will be forgiven...

I mean....personally, i think you probably shouldn't have posted this cuz I already automatically think "dead body murderer" every time i read ur posts...

if you were making this up, say it now

[AlwaysBlazed]

Jesus I'm still shocked someone would do this.

[MastaChronic]

im not makin this up, wish i was, but im not. but if you want me to just say "im makin this whole thing up" i will
"im just makin this whole thing up" there. im not a christian, but i do believe in a higher power. the guy didnt have any family, no wife, no kids. and yeah, i definitely should have kept this to myself. but its not like i enjoyed digging up my dead grandmother, so please dont think that

[Acouwaila]

i still love you man. you were 13...

thinking back...i was inn eighth grade...hmm

i pulled some pranks but nothin like that...I mean....I dunno im trying to find a way to see it from your point of view but its kind of hard..

at least your friends were in on it too and ur not completely alone on this one....I just hope yall didn't laugh about it after it happened...

I really feel bad for ya man....about exposing this to everyone....but

i still love you...i love everyone....

...world peace!

[cambam]

im not makin this up, wish i was, but im not. but if you want me to just say "im makin this whole thing up" i will
"im just makin this whole thing up" there. im not a christian, but i do believe in a higher power. the guy didnt have any family, no wife, no kids. and yeah, i definitely should have kept this to myself. but its not like i enjoyed digging up my dead grandmother, so please dont think that

Even if this IS infact a windup you have taken too far, go get some professional help. Seriously.

[Jaycub]

Saying "I was 13 and didnt know better!" is no excuse.

You're older now and you're bragging/telling everyone on the internet what you did. If you had remorse you 1. wouldnt have posted this and 2. wouldn't have taken the time to think of cute little phrases like "digging up memories".

Joke or not you are sick. I'm not going to be empathetic with you.

[MastaChronic]

i have had professional help, not for this tho, for my depression and ptsd

[Acouwaila]

im sure shit like this would've been on the fucking news or some shit

[Nochowderforyou]

Hmmm. depression and post traumatic stress disorder...sounds to me like you're off and are living twisted stories in one minds.

Your head isn't on straight man and you're either lying your ass off, aka. thinking its real when it's not from effects of PTSD and some cases of depression (voices, sounds, images that aren't there).

If its the truth I know where you'll be when you turn 18, in jail. I mean, your making up fucked up stories, or, really dug up your grandma, killed your princepal, is on probation at age 16 and now have a record.....come on, just label yourself the next Dahmer already. You're a fucked up kid, and now, for the first time ever, I am putting my very first person on ignore.

[cambam]

im sure shit like this would've been on the fucking news or some shit

Thats why I asked him te Principles name, the date and te school name, so I could google it.

[MastaChronic]

i cant give you his name, thats a trail for the pigs back to me, IP address and eventually home etc. and psycho4bud, ive recieved almost nothing but hate, although righteous, off this thread and this thread shouldnt even be on the boards, its sick and wrong. so if you would, close it please

[TallulahGreen]

I call bullshit.

SHE WASN'T RIGGORMORTIS AT ALL? I doubt that. BULLSHIT
BULLSHIT...

[cambam]

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Originally Posted by Sabron View Post
Wrong.. If your sitting in your front lawn and your mother runs accross the street and gets splatters across the sidewalk .. blood spatter covers your body.. brains and guts fly everywhere... is that funny?
.................................i dont wanna say this......but..........yeah, if i was baked enough i'd just be like "dumb bitch, that why they teach us to look both ways and listen before crossing the road"

and every true pot smoker knows that chronic smells sooooooogoood
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Dude. Switch off your PC and dial 911. Then tell them what you told us.

[Sabron]

Mastachronic...Your wrong...why whould you dig up somone? your own fucking grandma for peets fucking sakes..and then you killed a man just for calling you names.. your no bad as he was if not worse... your..a fucked up man.. dude.. you need help big time.. how can you sleep at night?

Well i have a story.. me and my friends where sitting in a junkyard around 6 or 7.. the sun was setting so it was a little dark. we were taking huge rips off my friends waterbong when my friend mark said he saw the gate in the front open.. we said Naw man your stoned.. now hit this..

Well we shoulda belived him.. not 5 mins later we saw a gray car pull up and a man in a road workers suit get out and walk toward the building.. Mark was like fuckers i told you so..

We wernt seen.. thank god.. i dont know how he didnt see the foggyness of the car from outside.. it was cloudy in there..but we waited for 10 minutes for this guy to go in.. he didnt then i said dude we should just make a run for it..

Matt and mark looked at me and go how? we will get caught.. so i said just look for somthing to hop over to get away.. mark says he had seen a 3 foot high swinging door we could hop over light nothing on the right about 25 feet away.. so we waited till the guy turned around and we opened the door and mark bolted first matt was behind him.. i was the last out because i was sitting in the back seat and the door was stuck so as im getting to the door the guy screams out what the fuck are you doing in there?

Mark said "suck my dick" and laughed as he ran.. mark was always the commical one.. always saying somthing to somone.. well that guy and like 3 other dudes chased us as i hoped over the fence and bolted through the woods.. i guess they stopped shortly after the fence because after about 5 mins of running we looked back and they where nowhere to be seen.. so we sat down and smoked a few more bowls to calm down.. matt said he needed to go back because he left his other bag and his beanie hat in the truck.. so we sneak back to the fence and look over.. they wernt going into the car.. but smoke was still lingering inside.. but most of it had gotten free.. matt was to scared to go in so me and mark went back in.. lucky us the guys where inside prolly calling the cops so we had a timeline of like 30 seconds to look.. we climb in and get the bag and the hat and wat do ya know.. while we are getting it a guy comes out of a shed and was standing on the exit door waiting for us.. we where like FUCK... we smashed the back window and mark cut himself deep but no stiches where needed..

As we got out he grabbed mark but mark shuck him off and punched him in the lip.. i tripped over mark and hit the fence.. got back up and scatterd... mark was behind me.. i jumped up on the hood of a van and climbed up and hopped over a fence with mark behind me.. we didnt know the other side of the fence was a hill coverd with snow so we hit the ground and slipped and rolled down this huge ass hill missing all trees and almost all the rocks.. i broke my glasses due to grabbing a rock and breaking my finger..after we got down the hill we scamperd back to find matt who was paranoid as fuck.

he thought he got caught and tooken but he was wrong! HA!
After that i said im never fucking going back in that place again.. to much pain to smoke.. due to my broken finger and marks cut he chouldnt toke out of the bong so we had matt roll a joint and we walked home still freaked out and in pain... but stoned

[cambam]

i cant give you his name, thats a trail for the pigs back to me, IP address and eventually home etc. and psycho4bud, ive recieved almost nothing but hate, although righteous, off this thread and this thread shouldnt even be on the boards, its sick and wrong. so if you would, close it please

They can trace you through IP right now, and link it with events that happened in your area 3 years ago.

You may aswell say who it was.



Otherwise, this prank has gone too far.

[Nochowderforyou]

I call bullshit.

SHE WASN'T RIGGORMORTIS AT ALL? I doubt that. BULLSHIT
BULLSHIT...

I know this story is BS, but after a body has been drained off all fluids and filled with embalming fluid, the body can stay somewhat, fresh looking for some time. I agree though, those muscles would have been stiffer than a board and could not be bent.

Silly kids and their stories. :p

[Sabron]

I mean you prolly didnt want it to kill him..you shoulda done some research.. see if he had any heart problems..

Pranks gone horridly wrong

You shoulda been banned from life for that deed..Digging up your own grandma.. my grandma passed away like 5 years ago.. i whould never to this day even move the rocks off her burial site.. i whould not even think about digging it up..your wrong man..

(moving the rocks in a good way folks)

And yeah a cop reads that he can just track your ip down anyway.. give us a name so we can make sure your bullshiting us.. because if not..your wrong

[MastaChronic]

i got you fuckers good
at least i read up before i wrote the damn thing, rigor mortis usually only last 36 hours before the muscles start to relax, i got you fucks so good, yeah, call me everything you want "scumbag" "dickhead" "asshole" "piece-of-shit lyin no good dousche""sociopath""you have problems" but i got you mofos, and if you didnt believe me then why'd you post? happy halloween mu'afuckas!

[cambam]

i got you fuckers good
at least i read up before i wrote the damn thing, rigor mortis usually only last 36 hours before the muscles start to relax, i got you fucks so good, yeah, call me everything you want "scumbag" "dickhead" "asshole" "piece-of-shit lyin no good dousche""sociopath""you have problems" but i got you mofos, and if you didnt believe me then why'd you post? happy halloween mu'afuckas!

No, you are just dumb. Why lead us, generally nice, mild mannered stoners, round the path. What sort of twisted twat are you, not even knowing that Hallowe'en isn't until the end of this month.

And if you think you 'Got' us, you are so delusional.

I'm replying to this cos you are a person in need of help, and I strive to help people.


You have just proved how much of a twat you are. People like you need erradicating.

[MastaChronic]

yeah, i do need help dude, happy halloween :thumbsup:

[cambam]

Oh, I am pissed off because of you, this thread is going to get deleted and my posts going down, again. I am never going to reach the 420 mark.

[AlwaysBlazed]

It's not halloween o_O

[MacWQ33]

[quote=MastaChronic]i got you fuckers good
QUOTE]

Not really, cuz nobody believed you anyway.

[BaknBlake]

wow...that was a good one...lol got everyone nice and pissed...congrats...

[orangeman]

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OMFGLOL! OMFG!!!!! Damn I laughed so hard. First it was hard giggles then I bursted in tears when I read the last sentence. Dude I know that has to be a joke, your fuckin hilarious. Where did you get that story from? :p

[jamstigator]

If this story were actually true, it would positively absolutely have made the news, and would thus be findable via google. Oddly enough, it's not. Imagine that.

[cambam]

LMFAO


How uptight was I last night? Bloody hell, thatss bad, even for me.

Just read the thread through again.

Now, if I'da noticed this sig, no way would I of gone off on one lol:

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Ya crafty bugger!:stoned:

[Cooler Then Jesus]

you got some balls kid
some nerve to, that was kinda fucked up what you did, i know i could never live it down.
but still, you got to have some big cojones to do something like that.

[MastaChronic]

you got some balls kid
some nerve to, that was kinda fucked up what you did, i know i could never live it down.
but still, you got to have some big cojones to do something like that.

umm, i hate to break it to ya dog, but i was just playin