Micky, Minnie and Goofy

[Josh David]

One day micky woke up and minnie wasn't there. He went to look for her and, as he stepped outside, he saw "mickie sucks" written in a yellow liquide in the snow. He investigated and realized there was good new and bad news: it was Goofy's urine, but Minnies handwriting. :eek: :D

[Josh David]

A lawyer is dying, his partner of 40 years by his bedside."jack ive got to confess.Ive been sleeping with your wife for 30 years and im the father of your daughter,Hilary.On top of that,ive been stealing from the firm for a decade." "Relax ", says Jack,"and dont think another thing about it. Im the one who put arsenic in your matini."