Random song I wrote while high

[blazed620]

Heres a little song i wrote while high......It makes absolutley no sense, but the ryhme scheme is complex and stays the same throughout, and the flow is perfect. Tell me what you think

Guns are blazing hands are waving
Police not saving us
The priest is praying the sasquatch shaving
And I'm not saying much

Shots are fired and I'm real tired
The cops desire donuts
The priest is wired but he's a liar
Cause he's required to go nuts

The priest believes if the sasquatch leaves
The shots will seize in no time
But out comes the indian cheif in his shit-stained briefs
The sasquatch queafs it's go time

We're in this room it's full of brooms
And I'm on shrooms just trippin'
I know I'm doomed cause' the cops assume
The petty tunes are kickin'

[Zoosh]

I kinda like it, I feel a rhythm coming on and beat in my head.
Why a sasquatch though ?

[blazed620]

hehe i have no idea...it seemed cool at the time....and a sasquatch shaving...i mean come on lol

[ToDrunkToFish]

Sasquatch is another word for ... Big foot lol

But nice though im drunk and felt the rythum. Even though it was no sense.

[Acouwaila]

does it have any meaning? i mean "the priest prays the sasquatch shaving?"

what the fuck does that mean?

[blazed620]

it supposed to read like: the priest is praying AND the sasquatch is shaving...

and no it means nothing at all...i just put shit together that sounded good and flowed nicely

[Damon32]

Sounds like you got a thing for Big Foot and Priests. Hey, we all got our fetishes....

And that's all good my man.....

[lagstronaut]

awesome dude i could see primus writing some fucked shit like this...niice!

[Damon32]

Alright fuckers.....It's poem contest time....Who's goin first? Ok... I'll go.......Dig...

A bag of pot is what I got,
This is night is gonna be a good one....

They say that fat girls cum alot,
So I just fucked....a big one!!

[Acouwaila]

I wish i would have read this thread high, I would've lauhged un controllably

[ChineseDro]

Dude thats pretty nice.

[blazed620]

awesome dude i could see primus writing some fucked shit like this...niice!

DUDE!! Thats what inspired me.......PRIMUS....i was just listening to them before i wrote it

[1212awwaww]

BEAT (http://www.uploading.com/get2.php?c=98UYPXOW&d=4gIqzIoEBkkwa%2Bu7Dyz4zn3qOeZHYCq2cDEBI16pUFqmR0 EPy953sBmo9uKCwgA30d6h7fPzYK7n1aLqq5LA5R%2FhDa3sHl hjD7OjQMeGmMbPsSM4jap%2BSKnQ%2BjvcSYikAWGm4K9qmAeV B4ioxhIBhjnmunTqrcjmcFGIP7L6%2Bydix7tOpiTpiQQbwH6b Oakq8SY5BUr7fVFQJJdDSZVSkEdGzndn9%2FaLSmX34gpKhLiv 38wqb7e6rKpzDQmDI%2FPulHp7xFJgWUKv38wqb7e6rFNAQZ8X G444PSxHDNWtiTVTwsRKwq6YJ8kquSOwUpf%2BCzwQpFQdHtpZ 90RBDT4M8AMTM1Sug1mhZDgLctb2W9whumayJ8hCDSxfpCrirW q%2BTx4TvFrrMHH88evz5Ysl5kH2OpN08aj8cQBFeRCdOsOxxi rBowCD1ia2%2FxXLoiVyGsKjQcKmLwnUpGJwnqqpqA%2F6%2Fm %2F2IYXUXGzoJVvZZOhfK2wTmcX%2FuN998uuoNRkfyls4ghab H4521zwxOFCHM%2B7DlWob9%2FGywTWqwoSAHEQLw9g2bvy5yf FNk3CZkEelzp4ou3sfwSgzpUYZt9xWlKj3VglNeKJTmXS7Tako mv9r7ovkwULQ9iiNQimZYtae9ajolE6SqqWJcSDtvWEefZnGWF OpM03fQyc33rS3AZn2CCTtL09LgUxawZqeBCUHA7kZw0XZbUsO txHcsIs4rg%3D%3D)

here you go lad try my beat, seemed to go quite well with it.pritty basic but you get the idea.
peace.

[blazed620]

damn nice beat...it did work pretty well with it

[daima]

coke machine in the parking lot
call it a room with a view
this was the best night of pool that i ever shot
i made alot of money too
looking for some company
in the weekly scene
i seen an ad that just happened to be you
i hadnt seen you since New Orleans
i never did figure out where you ran off to
i know i looked bad the last time i saw you
but lately i been doin' all right
i won a tournament in Oklahoma City
hustled half of this town tonight
i got some cocaine if you want some
the best that i could find
hey we could just sit here and talk all night
if that big ol' guy out in the car dont mind

like old time
screw off the top on a bottle of wine living out our own kind of american dream
old times
your goal was always the same as mine
you didnt want to throw a fishin' line in that old main stream

No i aint expecting anyone but you
i dont know who that could be at the door
but im pretty sure that you got a clue
and i bet that you've been to this hotel before
put the you know what in the bathroom but
dont flush it down just yet
put your pager in my suitcase
i'll get the window
you light a cigarette

No sir officer you dont understand
we're just two ol' friends drinking wine
im sure she is but thats not all she is
she is also a good friend of mine
i got her high school picture right here in my wallet
nineteen seventy two
no sir officer no offence takin
you have a good night too

Good thing we didnt throw our cocaine away
baby turn up the radio
i'm pretty sure that cop knew what we were up to
i guess he just decided to let us go
aw, dont make such a thing about the picture
that was just something i kept
dont get all sentimental on me now girl
you havent even told me your new name yet

dai*ma
To all the hookers, and to all who went to school with them:thumbsup:

[1212awwaww]

damn nice beat...it did work pretty well with it
give us another tune an il give you another beat.

[blazed620]

alrite....whenever i have time...i'll think of another song...

did you use FL studios for that beat? or what? i had that program....but i couldn't figure it out that well

[1212awwaww]

alrite....whenever i have time...i'll think of another song...

did you use FL studios for that beat? or what? i had that program....but i couldn't figure it out that well

naw i just used hip hop ejay, not a very complex program but can produce basic beats.