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MastaChronic

10-15-2006, 06:11 AM

well, do you mean who would the beleivers in jesus bomb? or him personally? i think that a lot of bible beating white bread christians would bomb....brown people
as for jesus, i think he wouldnt bomb anybody
"do unto others" or something like that

LittLeWinG

10-15-2006, 06:16 AM

I agree with mastachronic, i was going to say the same thing.
I wouldn't bomb anyone.

Garden Knowm

10-15-2006, 06:21 AM

LittLeWinG

10-15-2006, 06:28 AM

SO jesus would not bomb anybody???

Not even to get oil for his car.. or.. wait.. what if somebody tried to kill his "daddy".. then he would bomb that person.. right?

HOw about George Bush... is he a christian?

and isn't Jesus some sort of Christian Idol? kinda like a super hero of morality that all christians are suppose to emulate..

i am very confused about this entire bombing thing?

iloveyou

I beleive the bible is full of lies and is a guide for an idealistic world. Jesus is portrayed in the bible as being pure good, with no bitter thoughts or feelings. Anger and revenge and evil is human, being human consists of every possible feeling and idea and concept. In terms of the bible, i think jesus would not bomb people, but in reality...he would ;) It's just that we percieve him as being angelic and good through the bibles innterpretation of good.

MastaChronic

10-15-2006, 06:32 AM

jesus and the worshippers of jesus are two entirely seperate things, jesus preached love and peace for all people, the first hippie if you will. bible beaters are an entirely different matter, they hate anybody who doesnt believe what they do, and a good many of them hate brown people, which is why i hate them. the worshippers try to emulate and preach the ideals of jesus while still hating anybody that doesnt conform to their ways.....plus they hate brown people cause a lot of them are white-southern-redneck-inbred morally defunct people who dont like them because they arent white, yet they worship a brown man. they try and twist it into "jesus was white" but in reality, how could jesus be white? he was born in an area where white people are very uncommon, so it would be safe to say that jesus was brown, and the first hippie

LittLeWinG

10-15-2006, 06:36 AM

Who would Jesus BOMB?

ummmmmmmmmmm............

iloveyou

I think you are using BOMB as a metaphor. Maybe relating to why America drop bombs and kill people when they idolise jesus and god, whom say not too do these things. Are you saying the American government is stupid and all they do is contradict themselves? I don't know....im just thinking outside the box:thumbsup:

MastaChronic

10-15-2006, 06:38 AM

i considered this very possibilty, which is why i asked if he meant the worshippers or the idol

lardman

10-15-2006, 06:46 AM

i think he is just trying to start shit..

Inferius

10-15-2006, 07:07 AM

He's asking questions he already knows the answer to.

Spiritual

10-15-2006, 07:42 AM

I beleive the bible is full of lies and is a guide for an idealistic world. Jesus is portrayed in the bible as being pure good, with no bitter thoughts or feelings. Anger and revenge and evil is human, being human consists of every possible feeling and idea and concept. In terms of the bible, i think jesus would not bomb people, but in reality...he would ;) It's just that we percieve him as being angelic and good through the bibles innterpretation of good.

Yeah, with all that incest, bestiality, murder, etc. ;)

Jesus would bomb no man. The same goes for Gandhi... and me.:rasta:

Oh and by the way, Little Wing is the best song by the best musician ever.:thumbsup:

the yeag

10-15-2006, 07:53 AM

bombs are for bitches....but if i was jesus..hehe..whole other subject..i would bomb that Cambodian dude who is dead...pol pot..only cause I'm high and watching the history channel and he is on..what a dick:rasta:

LittLeWinG

10-15-2006, 07:56 AM

Yeah, with all that incest, bestiality, murder, etc. ;)

Jesus would bomb no man. The same goes for Gandhi... and me.:rasta:

Oh and by the way, Little Wing is the best song by the best musician ever.:thumbsup:

I meant its a guide to deal with those things to create an idealistic world :p

and yes, its an incredible song by an incredible artist :)

chisme

10-15-2006, 08:02 AM

maybee he's bomb me, at least id have some definatism in my life lol

LittLeWinG

10-15-2006, 08:10 AM

He would probably bomb all of us, because we do drugs and break the law and that means we are bad people.

chisme

10-15-2006, 08:11 AM

maybee he'd bomb everyone else as they dont appreciate the finer herbs he took great care in crafting for us to enjoy

Spiritual

10-15-2006, 08:17 AM

Jesus would smoke us up and protest war/weapons.

MastaChronic

10-15-2006, 08:20 AM

^ because hes a hippie

Garden Knowm

10-15-2006, 06:25 PM

I saw a bumper sticker..

WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB?

and I wasn't sure.. should I cry or laugh... it was just AWESOME..

what a fantastic thought for all LOVERS of JESUS or those who love what JESUS stood for....... to ask themselves....

WHEN one has LOVE there is room for nothing else (definitley not BOMBS)... LOVE is complete..

jesus is love

likemclever

10-15-2006, 07:00 PM

I canâ??t decide if this is a religious or a political question hmmmmm :confused: . :)

BabyFacedAbortion

10-15-2006, 07:28 PM

iloveyou

Inferius

10-15-2006, 10:31 PM

iloveyou

callihempress

10-15-2006, 10:40 PM

WHo would Jesus Bomb? Great question. In fact he was a pasifist - the Christian Right doesn't like to remember that, though. Man has a habit of blowing people as an easy answer to the problems we have. Seems like it's the male part of our gender that likes to take that road, making the fact that Jesus was anti-war all the more ironic as Christian men are supposed to ake their cue frfom Him. Hmmmmmmmmm good question:
ANSWER - Sensi Smoke which brings peace to us and maybe someday, the world!
rasta:

birdgirl73

10-15-2006, 10:44 PM

It's a philosophical question. And a good one.

No, Jesus wouldn't have bombed anyone for any reason. He'd have advised others against such actions, too.

MastaChronic

10-16-2006, 12:11 AM

jesus MIGHT however, just smoke some BOMB-ass weed and forget the question

Jongbong

10-16-2006, 12:18 AM

kim jong il

my names jong AND i'm a korean, s. korean but w/e ahahah

i think god will bomb the shit out of him and than revive him to life and love him and than when he dies of natural causes, send him to hell.;)

larken75

10-16-2006, 02:37 AM

I'm quite sure Jesus would bomb INS!!!!

Garden Knowm

10-16-2006, 05:07 AM

HEMPRESS.. nice name...

CA.. even nicer : )

Psycho4Bud

10-16-2006, 12:45 PM

Why would he need bombs? He supposedly has control of all elements......

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are mentioned in the Bible in chapter six of the Book of Revelation. The four horsemen are traditionally named Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death. However, this is slightly at odds with the conventional interpretation of the Bible, which actually only directly names the fourth: "Death".

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

Acouwaila

10-16-2006, 02:59 PM

I think you are using BOMB as a metaphor. Maybe relating to why America drop bombs and kill people when they idolise jesus and god, whom say not too do these things. Are you saying the American government is stupid and all they do is contradict themselves? I don't know....im just thinking outside the box:thumbsup:

thats what i thought^^ lol

Sabron

10-16-2006, 03:13 PM

Who whould he bomb..? i dont think 1 person.. but a group of indivuals... The Male Homosexuals... not the bi's.. the str8 up gays..like ryan seacrest

i dont mean it in a bad way.. but it does say in bible... homosexuals are evil..

I salute to lezbians

Kid Dynamite

10-16-2006, 03:36 PM

jesus would bomb the jews, because he has never forgiven them.

napolitana869

10-16-2006, 04:31 PM

jesus was a jew.

he wouldnt bomb anyone, even if they went against his teachings because he preached love for all, not just the people who called themselves his followers

Tom Swierzbinski

10-16-2006, 04:45 PM

I think Gods getting bored with this planet anyway. Its just the same old, same old, day in day out.

"We need to get out of Iraq!"

*Protest about war in Iraq*

"We need to bomb Iran!"

*Protest against war in Iran*

"Bin Laden is dead!"

*Protest against bin Ladens death*

"Bin Laden is alive!"

*Protest against bin Laden rising from the dead*

Even Im getting bored of it. I just want to know what all the fuss is about regarding that Heaven place. I bet its not all its cracked up to be. And if theres a weed drought once a year in Heaven, I choose Hell.

likemclever

10-16-2006, 04:51 PM

It's a philosophical question. And a good one.

Right philosophy why didnâ??t it occur to me. :upsidedow :D

ukmonkey

10-16-2006, 04:56 PM

The vatican, when he saw what the modern church has become.

az666

10-16-2006, 06:24 PM

I think if anyone he would bomb everyone.

Who whould he bomb..? i dont think 1 person.. but a group of indivuals... The Male Homosexuals... not the bi's.. the str8 up gays..like ryan seacrest

i dont mean it in a bad way.. but it does say in bible... homosexuals are evil..

I salute to lezbians

Lebians are homosexual aswell..... lol

Nodnorb

10-16-2006, 09:04 PM

i called him to ask him but he wasnt home his mom said something about helping his brothers and sisters cross the border

bavet

10-18-2006, 01:12 AM

Jesus would'nt bomb anyone. Just share His meassage of Love n Peace through His Words and/or actions.
And the Word was made flesh.... Jesus was God in human form, fully man but yet fully God at the same time. He died the perfect sacrifice so you could be saved by grace if you accept the Gift He offers. Everything is a choice, u'r own free choice. God sends no one to Hell, we choose to go there. Hell wasn't created for man it was created for saten and his demons. But I guess many people choose to spend their eternaty there. I wonder what the weed is like in heaven hehe