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InTheJungle
10-13-2006, 03:42 PM
Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants
POSTED: 5:12 p.m. EDT, October 12, 2006

OTTAWA, Canada (Reuters) -- Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy -- almost impenetrable forests of marijuana plants 10 feet tall.

General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defense staff, said Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the forests as cover. In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.

"The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It's very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices. ... And as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don't dodge in and out of those marijuana forests," he said in a speech in Ottawa, Canada.

"We tried burning them with white phosphorous -- it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel -- it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now ... that we simply couldn't burn them," he said.

Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.

"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those [forests] did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hiller said dryly.

One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'."
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Heh. After frying a bunch, some soldiers got ill? More like baked off their fucking tits. They wanna get rid of it all? Fly all the members of Cann.com and it'll be gone in 20 minutes. I'll bring the scissors, who'll bring the mason jars?!:dance: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta:

crap - sorry wrong forum. meant to put it in lounge!

Psycho4Bud
10-13-2006, 03:49 PM
I suppose I could flip for a couple hundred jars.:D

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

Pride
10-13-2006, 03:55 PM
Holy shit, weed is an efficient military stragedy??? That's fucking awesome!!!
It's like the talibans know that the west is so against weed that they use it against us due to our lack of weed research. Holy shit, smart!
Man those terrorists are tricky...

LIP
10-13-2006, 04:16 PM
It's all afgan.. i wouldnt mind smoking me some of that lovely stuff.

InTheJungle
10-13-2006, 05:51 PM
ive never had afghan before.

Bob the Awesome
10-13-2006, 05:55 PM
Man, that was actually an intelligent strategy by the Taliban there... not that I like them, but smart nonetheless.

And I about died laughing :D "Ill effects" my ass, they were all getting baked >>

psychedellics
10-13-2006, 06:33 PM
that is awesome. If i get drafted i hope i end up in a weed forest.

Purple Banana
10-13-2006, 06:37 PM
That really makes me want to join the arm... Oh shit, they almost got me there!

I'll bring the Masons!