View Full Version : Toked and lost virginity Monday
cannabis=freedom
10-12-2006, 05:14 AM
K, I know for Americans Thanksgiving is in November, but for us Canadians it's the second Monday of October. Anyway, my aunt and uncle and cousins have this foreign exchange student living with them, a 17-year-old from Finland. I'm barely 16. I drove with their family from Vancouver where I live to Powell River to have Thanksgiving dinner at my Grandma's. So, I talked a lot with the Finnish girl on the drive, and we got along really well. We had this amazing Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma's and then all the teenagers slept in the basement. I wasn't tired at all, but everyone else was except the Finnish girl, and they all fell asleep pretty quick. So, I get up to get some water and she comes with me. We go upstairs, have some water, decide not to go back in the basement 'cause we both got stuck with the lousy sleeping spots.
We talked a lot in the living room and then I remembered that the couch folds out into a bed, so we folded it out and lay down on it. She mentioned that she wished we had some weed, and I mentioned that I had a joint in my bag. So we got it, and we snuck out of Grandma's house at 3 a.m. to smoke it down the street. We did, got stoned, and came back to the house and lay down on the fold-out bed in the living room. We were just talking and I was taken by a sudden impulse to kiss her, which I did. She didn't resist, and kissed me back. I rubbed her boobs and she didn't mind, and so on until we were both completely naked. There was a brief interruption when I grabbed the condom I carry on me at all times (it would be the worst thing ever if I had a chance to get laid, but missed out 'cause of no protection), and what happened for like fifteen minutes after that was the most beautiful and wonderful thing I've ever experienced in my life. After I came, we just lay on the bed and pigged out on her stash of chocolate 'cause we were both fucking starving lol. I should note that the living room where we made love shares a wall with my Grandma's bedroom. haha, good thing she takes her hearing aides out at night. We got dressed after that and she went back down to the basement while I slept on the bed.
That's the story of how I lost my virginity on Monday, a memory I will always treasure and cherish.
cannabis=freedom
10-12-2006, 06:30 AM
ok, someone respond, this was the highlight of my life so far. lol
DopeBOYmagic
10-12-2006, 06:36 AM
I'll respond bro..haha good job man that sounds like a fucking dream to me I wish i had grandparents that brought over foreign exchange students holy shit thats some american pie shit props on it hopefully she was bangin hott not to mention you got to toke right before it!
rajking86
10-12-2006, 08:24 AM
Congrats!
benagain
10-12-2006, 12:15 PM
Ahh Good times! Congrats man, sounds like you had a blast :thumbsup:
DylanN89
10-12-2006, 12:20 PM
haha yea..... fucking the foreign exchange students.... owww! lmfao... anyway :thumbsup: :D
napolitana869
10-12-2006, 04:27 PM
hope youre next time is just as fun!
Zoosh
10-12-2006, 04:27 PM
Oh man thats is an awesome virginaty losing story.
justinsane
10-12-2006, 04:41 PM
my prediction is, every time you smoke weed, youll remember your midnight rendevous with the girl who loved you for one night, and then went back to her country.
years later, you will finally crack.
youll sell all your worldly possessions, get a dime bag, and hop a jet to Finland.
you'll find her in the Fin Fields, picking fins for the evening dinner. humming gracefully to herself.
you'll remember the joint in your bag. you stand alone and watch her as you smoke it. you cant wait to confront her to see if she remembers one thanksgiving in 06 where she took your heart and virginity. you smoke the joint... and see that theres a pie cooling on the windowsill... is it pumpkin? chocolate? upon futher inspection, youll discover none of the above. instead you find yourself gazing into the crust of a flawless pecan pie... oooh no, youve creamed your jeans johnny! you however make a mad dash for the pie, devour it and forget all about the finnish las. she approaches without you noticing, but oops! theres crumbs on your shirt, and your eyes are as red as they were back in October 06' she remembers you quickly, and without an exchange of words, presents a small child in front of her... its yours. without hesistation he picks up your roach and roasts it in his bong... yeah, definitly your kid.. anyway, back to brass tax, you marry her... make fin stew pretty much all the time.. and oh yeah... more pies.
the end.
friendowl
10-12-2006, 04:46 PM
your story is way better than mine
i busted my fist nut on the floor of the garage
when th egirl took her panties down
and i seen pussy for the first time
i nutted on my leg
didnt even get a chance to plow
cambam
10-12-2006, 05:55 PM
Great story dude. I aint ever fucked while high, I wanna do it.
B u M b L ee K y
10-12-2006, 05:59 PM
your story is way better than mine
i busted my fist nut on the floor of the garage
when th egirl took her panties down
and i seen pussy for the first time
i nutted on my leg
didnt even get a chance to plow
How did the girl respond?
Delta9 UK
10-12-2006, 06:19 PM
That's just top class :)
Bravo!
Stedric
10-12-2006, 06:46 PM
Wow I read the topic and was about to say don't judge sex by your first time because its usually not that great...but that doesn't sound bad at all.
orangeman
10-12-2006, 07:13 PM
Glad you had a good time, do it again lol!
CultureCherryPopper
10-12-2006, 07:17 PM
Too bad mine was 8 seconds of sex and 40 minutes of cryin'...but seriously. Wait. Ah hell.....
My first was something like 5 mins... twas sweet. infact, i cant really remember, it might have been logner, i think we shagged twise, once straight after the first time and i lasted a bit longer.. But that was with no condom.
Then she took the morning after pill and hit me in the eye. LOL
It was her own fault, i was ready for a smoke and a sleep.
Greenport
10-12-2006, 08:40 PM
grats bro :)
Frivolous248
10-12-2006, 08:53 PM
Luckyyy, I'd love to lose my virginity that way.
I just love weed
10-12-2006, 09:56 PM
lucky you had that joint :) sounds so awesome though cause it just worked out perfect, like she wasnt tired u had a joint the couch rolled into a bed, all that.
cannabis=freedom
10-12-2006, 10:39 PM
Hahhaa thanks, guys, yeah, I know, that was like a fucking fairy tale. I feel like feeling sad isn't possible anymore lol.
phoenix
10-12-2006, 10:54 PM
I think you ought to get a medal.
Frivolous248
10-13-2006, 12:34 AM
I think you ought to get a medal.
Yeah, he should get a medal. Thats why I spent way too much time making this,
kinky story.
i lost mine while i was on XTC, at 3am, to some random girl that i have no idea what her last name was. i lasted a hour and 15 minutes....which is pretty good imo. it was so awesome, i would have creamed my pants before i put it in if i wasnt rolled the fuck out hahaha.
OniEhtRedrum781
10-13-2006, 01:52 AM
kinky story.
i lost mine while i was on XTC, at 3am, to some random girl that i have no idea what her last name was. i lasted a hour and 15 minutes....which is pretty good imo. it was so awesome, i would have creamed my pants before i put it in if i wasnt rolled the fuck out hahaha.
lol, good stuff. It's pretty much impossible for me to nut while I'm rolling...
. chelsey
10-13-2006, 01:57 AM
Way to go, buddy. High sex is the best sex!
led.zeppelin
10-13-2006, 04:57 AM
Holy shit dude, sounds awesome!, I tapped my friends russian exchange student. shes so hot
Transition Force
10-13-2006, 05:10 AM
K, I know for Americans Thanksgiving is in November, but for us Canadians it's the second Monday of October. Anyway, my aunt and uncle and cousins have this foreign exchange student living with them, a 17-year-old from Finland. I'm barely 16. I drove with their family from Vancouver where I live to Powell River to have Thanksgiving dinner at my Grandma's. So, I talked a lot with the Finnish girl on the drive, and we got along really well. We had this amazing Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma's and then all the teenagers slept in the basement. I wasn't tired at all, but everyone else was except the Finnish girl, and they all fell asleep pretty quick. So, I get up to get some water and she comes with me. We go upstairs, have some water, decide not to go back in the basement 'cause we both got stuck with the lousy sleeping spots.
We talked a lot in the living room and then I remembered that the couch folds out into a bed, so we folded it out and lay down on it. She mentioned that she wished we had some weed, and I mentioned that I had a joint in my bag. So we got it, and we snuck out of Grandma's house at 3 a.m. to smoke it down the street. We did, got stoned, and came back to the house and lay down on the fold-out bed in the living room. We were just talking and I was taken by a sudden impulse to kiss her, which I did. She didn't resist, and kissed me back. I rubbed her boobs and she didn't mind, and so on until we were both completely naked. There was a brief interruption when I grabbed the condom I carry on me at all times (it would be the worst thing ever if I had a chance to get laid, but missed out 'cause of no protection), and what happened for like fifteen minutes after that was the most beautiful and wonderful thing I've ever experienced in my life. After I came, we just lay on the bed and pigged out on her stash of chocolate 'cause we were both fucking starving lol. I should note that the living room where we made love shares a wall with my Grandma's bedroom. haha, good thing she takes her hearing aides out at night. We got dressed after that and she went back down to the basement while I slept on the bed.
That's the story of how I lost my virginity on Monday, a memory I will always treasure and cherish.
dude, i'm jealous.
Pride
10-13-2006, 06:40 AM
Dang.. that sounds like a really romantic story.
I'd be really against having sex at that age, but if that happened to me when I was barely 16, I'd let it happen because it sounds like it all happened perfectly and romantically..
Not something to pass up..
I find too many kids rush it just to fuck, but you really had something with her......
ronjohn420
10-13-2006, 07:14 AM
haha.. i cracked up while reading that!!!
good job man....
sounds like a damn good first experence... good deal
Parallel Universe123
10-13-2006, 10:58 PM
got any pic's of this girl?.... I heard the finish girls are bangin
Samwhore
10-13-2006, 11:26 PM
Yeah, he should get a medal. Thats why I spent way too much time making this,
rofl
dutch.lover
10-14-2006, 12:20 AM
that was an awesome tale. i really liked justinsane's story too haha
Bong30
10-14-2006, 01:41 AM
Sounds like a nice time c=f...... treat her with respect, and you will get with her again.
Jake, having your mood as "GAY" is killing me.
baisez le monde.
10-14-2006, 01:48 AM
Jake, having your mood as "GAY" is killing me.
you crack me the fuck up :dance:
bud breath420
10-14-2006, 03:24 AM
lmfao I love smoking out with girls... meh im stoned good work mate
JaggedEdge
10-14-2006, 03:55 AM
I have to say congrats. I wish my first time had a cool story behind it other than being drunk and dumb.
But yeah, stoned sex is by far the best. When the day comes and you have sober sex, you will think to yourself WTF?
At least in my case, if I'm high, sex is so much better.
BlueDevil
10-15-2006, 07:57 PM
Good deal, about as good as one could hope for honestly. Congrats, wish I could buy you a drink!!! I have some friends who recounted real horror stories for their first times. They'd prolly burst into tears reading this thread.
Anyway, the moral of the story: weed can get you laid kids! :thumbsup:
I could go for a big 'ol bowl of fin pie right about now...:cool:
UserName_22
10-15-2006, 08:07 PM
First time I had sex...I didn't have a condom, but this chick reaaaally wanted it (as did I, of course)....so, I go in...and...came out immediately.......then changed my sheets. I was pretty embarressed, the chick was so sweet, though. God, she was horny, though. After that night, we fucked our free time away...only taking occasional breaks to get high...eat...sleep...
i have to tip my hat to that one
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