i got the coolest grandmother

[standupguy]

aight it waz like that i was burung a fat ass lL n the upstairs room

the room is real big like a attic but its cool and painted and i used 2 live their

i forget to pull the window up all the way and turn the ac on intake so it was all smoky and i starting spraying all my axe and ish

after i came down she was liek u smoking and then starting laughing and i was like no and she was like then why u spraying all that cologne

and i was like i ripped a big one lmfao

and she waz like spray sum more

then she told me a story about how hur brother(who blazes good sht) was growing weed and always spraying when the plant rippens and shit
but every time i get up late at night and walk my fucking mean ass mom who calls is like maybe u need a showr 2 calm u down
u dont understand im hungrey and ish like that
and then my mom says u smokin and laughs i diddnt laugh back and acting affended
my dad in cali says i no u smoke since i found it when u washed and i smoked it all fool we laughed soo hard he just said u granmother noes but ur mom doesnt since she is a prick

u think she noes

p.s first post and long and i cant spell my bad please dont flame me

[B u M b L ee K y]

I'll come back to this thread when someone can translate it.

[memoryburner]

I'll come back to this thread when someone can translate it.

Here here

[halo]

I'll come back to this thread when someone can translate it.

He said he was a bad speller...

[thNk.m0rbid]

yes, he DID say he was a bad speller..

[led.zeppelin]

Im sick of grammar nazis on this site. think thats bad try Myspace. We're stoners not scholars. Sounds cool dude, My moms ok with me smoking and once i was like "MOOOOM! wheres the goddamn oreos" and she was laughing at me

[standupguy]

lmao i mean i really want to grow my own bud but im not even comfortable having joint papers in my mothers house i feel like a shit head.

[Greenport]

Lmao i like ur grandma :D

[Zoosh]

I think a lot of moms become nieve.
Cool grandma though man.

[herostyle]

Your grandma is cool as shit.

[bavet]

That's some funny shit hehehe

[C A N N A B I S]

Im sick of grammar nazis on this site. think thats bad try Myspace. We're stoners not scholars. Sounds cool dude, My moms ok with me smoking and once i was like "MOOOOM! wheres the goddamn oreos" and she was laughing at me

right on yo i always get bitched at on this damn site for tht like heres a damn example http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=86862
dude people need to chill the fuck out and light up a j

[Funyons]

lmao i mean i really want to grow my own bud but im not even comfortable having joint papers in my mothers house i feel like a shit head.

do NOT grow bud in your parents house

[chris40]

Just because you're too lazy to type properly doesn't mean we should all have to take the time to decipher your piss poor English.

But good story though.

[MastaChronic]

you think "moooom wheres the goddamn oreos" is bad
i once went into my moms room and said "mu'afucka! where the toaster at!" in the middle of the night, my mom was tokin up and started laughing so hard she hit her head on the toaster, which was on her bed, along with a bag of bagels and some cream cheese

[da5mikeY]

you can't read that? I go to a private school in the city and I'm a white kid from the suburbs, please.

[Eraserhead71]

HUH? WHAT? JIZZ? WHAT?

[DeMetto]

I get high with my grandma all the time and the best thing is that she sometimes goes to a used game store and buys me random SNES games (she just got me street fighter 2 turbo)

[orangeman]

I cant even fuckin read this thread :p.

[da5mikeY]

and you're black

[Satovan]

what the hell does race have to do with reading shit on the internet? a black dude can't read incoherant shit any more than a white dude can. but yeah grammer nazis need to chill, and bad spellers need to chill. just find some common ground. Don't type anything really stupid, and grammer nazis, back off about capitalization, semi-colon use, and spelling. I understood the post, but the way it was type really just screams little kid.

[Punihehe]

do NOT grow bud in your parents house

why not? iv been smoking and growing gunja with my parents since i was 14....

[Ol Schwaggy Bastard]

haha, my 70 year old godmothers like that, every time i go to kick it with her in new york we smoke all her pot and paint on her walls. There's nothing chiller than chill family.

[ozkid]

your grandmother was in that story?!

[Ol Schwaggy Bastard]

Spelling errors revised for the ASSHOLES:

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alright, it waz like this - i was burning a fat ass L in the upstairs room

the room is real big like an attic, but its cool and painted and i used 2 live there

i forget to pull the window open all the way and turn the air conditioner on intake, so it was all smokey and i starting spraying all my axe and shit

after i came down my grandmother was like, "you smoking?" and then started laughing and i was like "no" and she was like "then why are you spraying all that cologne?"

and i was like "i ripped a big one" lmfao

and she was like "spray some more"

then she told me a story about how her brother(who blazes good shit) was growing weed and always spraying when the plant rippened and shit.
but every time i get up late at night and walk, my fucking mean ass mom who calls is like "maybe you need a shower to calm you down"
I say "you dont understand, im hungry and shit like that"
and then my mom says "you smokin?" and laughs... I didnt laugh back and acted offended.
later, my dad in cali says "I know you smoke, since i found it when u washed, and i smoked it all fool!" we laughed soo hard he just said "your grandmother knows but ur mom doesnt since she is a prick"

you think she knows?

p.s first post and long and i cant spell my bad please dont flame me

[orangeman]

and you're black

And if you did a search on my name here you'd see how I communicate with proper grammar. Me being black has nothing to do with the fact that I cant read typo's that werent corrected and words purposely spelled wrong. If you'd use you're dumb ass fucking brain you'd see and notice that I am NOT living up to the stereotype of blacks that you obviously seem to think I should and due to you're comment it proves that I AM better than you when it comes to being civil and I AM overall a better person that you are. And if we need to get stereotypical about things, I'd say that shit is a bit backwards. Shouldnt you be the one using proper punctuation and capitalization at the beginning of every sentence? Because a little search to your name shows just how poor your skills are when it comes to writing. Just a little word of advice for the future, you really shouldnt show people how ignorant you are because when you're not online you just might get knocked the fuck out.

[the image reaper]

:thumbsup: as most readers in these Forums already know, I am an outspoken critic of minors being allowed to even be here, in this website ... HOWEVER, I must come to Orangeman's side on this ... he shows more intellect and education than a LOT of the frequenters here, especially dumbasses that resort to bringing his race into a disagreement ... Orangeman is a respectful, polite, and helpful, contributor in here, regardless of his age ... although he doesn't personally grow yet, he researches deeply enough, and retains that information, to intelligently try to help others ... I'd take one "Orangeman" to a hundred of some of you punkass brats ... and that's my two cents ... :smokin:

[orangeman]

:thumbsup: as most readers in these Forums already know, I am an outspoken critic of minors being allowed to even be here, in this website ... HOWEVER, I must come to Orangeman's side on this ... he shows more intellect and education than a LOT of the frequenters here, especially dumbasses that resort to bringing his race into a disagreement ... Orangeman is a respectful, polite, and helpful, contributor in here, regardless of his age ... although he doesn't personally grow yet, he researches deeply enough, and retains that information, to intelligently try to help others ... I'd take one "Orangeman" to a hundred of some of you punkass brats ... and that's my two cents ... :smokin:

Lol thanks, I really appreciated that and it made my day better to know that some one appreciates my input. I respect you alot also, even though you really didnt need to do anything to gain my respect, growing is enough. I believe everyone that grow's is doing one of the things that God has requested, which is taking care of the land and keeping his beautiful creations in exsistance regardless to what our government's law says which is completely hypocritical anyways since they are growing and supplying patients with the herbal as well! Once again thanks for having my side, may God bless you Mr. Reaper :D.

[Damon32]

Got any pics of your Grandma? Sounds like she's hot.

[Purple Banana]

THANK you for deciphering that post... I've a BA in English, and although I have no problem with bad grammar and spelling on a casual board, that was too much... Fried my brain, actually.

But yeah, WTF was the whole black thing about? That was pretty damn retarded...

[Cyclonite]

Well I'm a boarder line genius and I can read that post just fine....guess what I really suck at spelling but I know where everything should go. orangeman download the google toolbar, it has a spell check feature that you can use on all you posts. That's what I do and it works GREAT, you think this site is bad....some of the science forms I spend time on will ban people that constantly don't use paragraph breaks like I just did.

[.undefined]

P U N C T U A T I O N.

[partyguy420]

hey, i cant spell worth shit, but atleast i do my best. and i can usaly spell all words correctly except one or 2....