Some questions

[jaGerbom]

so i was thinking about growing outdoors last night...and thought thatd b fun but then again i thought it might be too much work if i wanted to actualy get good results. so heres my dumbass plan...take some bagseeds...plant them in the forest right down the street(nobody ever gos in there) and wait to see some plants maybe rise up. I wouldnt really do anything about the plants till they were ready to harvest...if they even got that far...but neways i was wonderin if neone could give me a lil guide on growing the laziest way possible. oh and someone tell me how to harvest and when and all that good stuff

now that i think about it....the season is prolly over so id have to wait till next year

but yeah neways

who wants to give lazyass some tips?:thumbsup:

[m.g.]

sorry bud but you're shit outta luck...it takes a little work and effort to bring in a crop.

but keep dreaming...

[jaGerbom]

ok ok so say i do take some good care of these plants and do it all right

when and how do i harvest and whats the best location in a forest for planting...like how much light it gets and how much room it has....nething like that

[bejay]

chances are good that they wouldnt even come up most start indoors and transplant outdoors when they are a few weeks old or they use clones and transplant outdoors.
a forest isnt a good choice unless it happens to have a decent size clearing that will allow 5-6 hours of direct sunlight to the plant dont even waste your time in a shady area as it will not grow well.

[jaGerbom]

do the plants smell at all when they are only a few weeks old?

and yea the forest has plenty of spots that get good amount of sunlight

[bejay]

no they generally do not smell until they start flowering.

[houdini]

Lazyass, too late to do anything this year. Next Spring get some small flowerpots, add potting soil and add a seed to each pot, about 1/4" under the surface. Water well. When the plants are about 6" tall plant them in the forest in a sunlit clearing using the same potting soil beneath the rootball. Water again and leave to grow. Unfortunately when you come back some weeks later, deer or similar will have eaten everything...! Yep, pain in the ass, so thats something else you are going to have to think about....the point I'm trying to make is that you will need to get off your lazy ass to have bud.