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rachel25
10-10-2006, 07:15 PM
if you could have a nice spliff before a facial or a nice massage would you? what am i saying of course you would. I'm in the industry and just wondered if there was a call for it.
Ta xx
Left
10-10-2006, 07:21 PM
"industry"...."facial"....what exactly do you mean by "spliff"
rachel25
10-10-2006, 07:24 PM
spliff = joint, blunt (whatever you want to call it)
facial = beauty treatment
industry = i'm a beauty therapist
ok sweetie x
LIP
10-10-2006, 07:27 PM
Lol, how can you not know what a spliff is?
rachel25
10-10-2006, 07:28 PM
cheers lip i didn't like to say x
Left
10-10-2006, 07:29 PM
oh, ok, for a minute i thought you meant industry=xxx facial=seamen face. Strange how beauty therapist and porn star have a lot of the same vocabulary words.
rachel25
10-10-2006, 07:31 PM
are you trying to be an arse or does it come naturally?
Left
10-10-2006, 07:32 PM
all natural baby.
rachel25
10-10-2006, 07:53 PM
well sorry hun but i was talking about beauty treatments not porn x:)
JaggedEdge
10-10-2006, 07:54 PM
No disrespect to you, but in Left's defense that is what I thought you wre talking about too. Dirty minds I suppose.
rachel25
10-10-2006, 07:57 PM
none taken hun my boyf just explained to me so i can see how you came to that conclusion (i will make sure i word it properly next time) or perhaps not ask again x
Nocturnal Stoner
10-10-2006, 08:21 PM
i knew wat a spliff was wen i was 9
how could u not
Smokin EnDo
10-10-2006, 08:37 PM
spliff seems like an older persons word all the kids say joint but my dad says spliff.
dankman
10-11-2006, 03:16 AM
i say
Jay-son
NightProwler
10-11-2006, 03:19 AM
io'd love a spliff and beauty treatment, and im a guy
phoenix
10-11-2006, 03:19 AM
I like how the thread name was "For the girls" and all the responses are guys.:p
. chelsey
10-11-2006, 03:21 AM
I SO would! That would be so relaxing, all stoned and tripping out while getting a massage....now I want a massage :(
Left
10-11-2006, 03:26 AM
I like how the thread name was "For the girls" and all the responses are guys.:p

Well girls, we let you vote so that means we get to answer which ever questions we want
rachel25
10-11-2006, 08:04 AM
well if your ever in my area guys, your more than welcome to pop by and i would be happy to oblige (the treatment and JOINT)
P.s smokin endo i'm 25 babe so not that old yet x x
Reefer Rogue
10-11-2006, 08:08 AM
"industry"...."facial"....what exactly do you mean by "spliff"

LMFAO :D

yeah, joints and massages would go well together.
ukmonkey
10-11-2006, 02:33 PM
"industry"...."facial"....what exactly do you mean by "spliff"

havent read the rest of the thred yet but ahaha thats brilliant i love international forums!


... but to have that many posts and not get it... it cant be excused by being american thats just plain stupid.

Oh and about the topic I think a spliff and a massage is awsome... a spliff and sex is the ultimate though... actually no.. a spliff, followed by a massage followed by sex... followed by another spliff. Thats my idea of heaven :rasta:
stinkyattic
10-11-2006, 02:37 PM
Okay, I'd love to get stoned before a nice pedicure and calf massage!
My boyfriend got in trouble with our chiropractor, who does a lot of massge work during the sessions, for showing up stoned... it was hilarious.
I don't get my nails done because it's boring and my fingernails are dirty all the time anyway from gardening, but if I did I'd like to be able to smoke DURING the treatment!
Hey Rachel, if you're in the industry, you could carve out a nice niche for yourself doing house calls so your girlies could smoke during their facials.
BTW that's my name too!
Purple Banana
10-11-2006, 02:42 PM
I smoked a nice joint before an accupuncture treatment for back pain and insomnia... Those needles work very well on their own, but I was out like a light in about 15 minutes.

It was great- if the treatment is very relaxing for you, the doctor will allow a 2 hour sort of "healing nap" with soft music, candles, and, well, wow. It was great.
LIP
10-11-2006, 04:19 PM
Okay, I'd love to get stoned before a nice pedicure and calf massage!
My boyfriend got in trouble with our chiropractor, who does a lot of massge work during the sessions, for showing up stoned... it was hilarious.
I don't get my nails done because it's boring and my fingernails are dirty all the time anyway from gardening, but if I did I'd like to be able to smoke DURING the treatment!
Hey Rachel, if you're in the industry, you could carve out a nice niche for yourself doing house calls so your girlies could smoke during their facials.
BTW that's my name too!

Thats a good point, house to house stoned massages. You'd make alot of money.
rachel25
10-11-2006, 04:59 PM
Thanks guys i'll give it a try then, pity you dont all live by me x
TheSmokingMonkey
10-11-2006, 09:23 PM
I love both things so why not put them together?

I think an exfoliating scrub would be the BEST.
Left
10-11-2006, 09:58 PM
I have been well aware of what a spliff is. I said what do you mean BY spliff not what IS a spliff
darkside
10-13-2006, 04:46 PM
its funny how everybody was calling you stupid for not knowing what a spliff was and they didnt even get your reference. lol
MyMARYJANE
10-13-2006, 04:48 PM
yes, def.
Bob the Awesome
10-13-2006, 05:59 PM
oh, ok, for a minute i thought you meant industry=xxx facial=seamen face. Strange how beauty therapist and porn star have a lot of the same vocabulary words.

I read "seamen" in the context and I about died << :stoned:
Purple Banana
10-13-2006, 06:40 PM
Yes, those Seamen have very stubbly faces after they've been on ships for many months...

But semen is quite smooth.

LMAO that was bad.
yoda
10-13-2006, 07:45 PM
spliff seems like an older persons word all the kids say joint but my dad says spliff.

im saying spliff now for joints. dont really like calling it a joint, cant call it a j around here anymore cause that now refers to blunts.
discombobulated
10-14-2006, 05:39 AM
spliff = tabacoo and weed mix ussally
joint = pure weed
there IS a diffrence