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Jacop
10-10-2006, 07:05 PM
okay you know who john tucker is? yeah well at the end of the movie he said "This IS My other girl friend and this is going to work."
so i hope you make use fo this information and do not abuse it.
People are REAL PEOPLE. Not robots.
that means they have FEELINGS.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE?
good.
then i give you permission to read this.
HOW TO BE NINJA PIMPIN
Guideline # 0 = ITS ONLY MONEY!!!!!!!
Guideline # 1 = Be Nice!
Guideline # 2 = Do your best.
Guideline # 3 = Only say whay will get your 'company' to say what you want them to say.. Because your saying what they want to hear.
Guideline # 4 = Be Sophisticated. But K.I.S.S. (keep it simple shithead)
Guideline # 5 = Never hold your head down or your a bitch.
Guideline # 6 = If you dont like what you see, cross your arms. ect.. They hate that....
Guideline # 7 = If you dont like what went down, dust your shoulders off. Ect...
Guideline # 8= If you think your gonna like whats goin' Down... "Pop yo' Colla'" ect....
Guideline # 9= Lean back & enoy occasionally.
Guideline # 10 Don't Just be Pimpin', Be Ninja Pimpin'.
See isnt that all common sence? pssh-ah if everyone knew these guidlines i thnk people and their relationships would have a higher % ratio of working out on a national average. lol
how is this thread at all about pimping ninja's i thought u were going to tell me how to gather up a bunch of ninja's that i could sell out to ppl for various uses.
It would be like scud the dispossible robot but instead of a vending machine it's me giving you a ninja hahah
Jacop
10-10-2006, 07:24 PM
lmao naw ill write that not as a guide but as a training manual --- when actually PIMPING NINJAS thats a whole other story lol........ i do that too but thats all top secret ninja ninja hush hush --- for now im just brining knowledge of howto be pimpin.. ninja style...
to lazy to write THAT training manual yet. lol eventually
RedLocks
10-10-2006, 07:28 PM
I'm confused , but like #5, holding your head high shows pride in who you are. Besides that I am still confused, wondering what a ninja pimp would look like, already had the conversation about female pimps, but ninja, hmmm, any ideas?
Kryzco
10-10-2006, 07:28 PM
*kicks jacop in the leg*
enough with the ninjas
ok sorry but seriously I see the word ninja everywhere now and its been pissing me off
Jacop
10-10-2006, 08:36 PM
*kicks jacop in the leg*
enough with the ninjas
ok sorry but seriously I see the word ninja everywhere now and its been pissing me off
what can i say im just a trend setter :pimp:
The ninja shit is getting annoying... And yes, i dont HAVE to reply, but when all i can see is "ninja this" and "ninja that" and "would you like a side order of some ninja" is gets on my damn nerves.
Ninja is nothing.
ninja is boring
and ninja makes everything suck./
MacWQ33
10-10-2006, 08:44 PM
Kids and their damn Wu-Tang Clan.
BTW, youre giving the Wu a bad name.
budsmoker
10-10-2006, 09:05 PM
okay you know who john tucker is? yeah well at the end of the movie he said "This IS My other girl friend and this is going to work."
so i hope you make use fo this information and do not abuse it.
People are REAL PEOPLE. Not robots.
that means they have FEELINGS.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE?
good.
then i give you permission to read this.
HOW TO BE NINJA PIMPIN
Guideline # 0 = ITS ONLY MONEY!!!!!!!
Guideline # 1 = Be Nice!
Guideline # 2 = Do your best.
Guideline # 3 = Only say whay will get your 'company' to say what you want them to say.. Because your saying what they want to hear.
Guideline # 4 = Be Sophisticated. But K.I.S.S. (keep it simple shithead)
Guideline # 5 = Never hold your head down or your a bitch.
Guideline # 6 = If you dont like what you see, cross your arms. ect.. They hate that....
Guideline # 7 = If you dont like what went down, dust your shoulders off. Ect...
Guideline # 8= If you think your gonna like whats goin' Down... "Pop yo' Colla'" ect....
Guideline # 9= Lean back & enoy occasionally.
Guideline # 10 Don't Just be Pimpin', Be Ninja Pimpin'.
See isnt that all common sence? pssh-ah if everyone knew these guidlines i thnk people and their relationships would have a higher % ratio of working out on a national average. lol
this is a cannabis website not a ninja one:p
Jacop
10-10-2006, 09:25 PM
if you can be pimpin....
All the cannabis people around you are going to harmonize with you in a way that you cant even imagine.
if youve ever had problems geting cannabis in your life.
obviously your not pimpin enough you not gonna havwe any canabis.
being pimpin will help cannabis dealers get big bank.
just by me helping train my ninjas and everyone else to be pimpin, there will be MORE CANNABIS FOR EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WOOTNESS :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :pimp: :pimp: :rasta:
Jacop
10-10-2006, 09:27 PM
like for say i got my ninjas together through you in a trunk, drove to the most fucked up ghetto around, and dropped you off there in its heart un concious, duck taped to a lamp post...
if your a ninja pimp, and know howto hustle cannabis people.... you'll have no problem handeling your self in the possible situations that could arise...
buddymyfriend
10-10-2006, 09:29 PM
What's with all this ninja shit at the moment? A new craze? Please enlighten me!
Peace
Buddy
budsmoker
10-10-2006, 09:31 PM
What's with all this ninja shit at the moment? A new craze? Please enlighten me!
Peace
Buddy
its not a new craze hes just stupid;)
the yeag
10-10-2006, 09:47 PM
there is nothing cool about pimp'n ......so pop your collar the next time you talk to your mom or sister.....you bad ninja
Jacop
10-10-2006, 10:05 PM
there is nothing cool about pimp'n ......so pop your collar the next time you talk to your mom or sister.....you bad ninja
hah i think you perception of 'pimpin' is twisted 'the yeag'
im a true southern rebel just to let you know striaght out of 'the dirty south'
pimpin is no longer a profession here... well yes it is in some places
but pimpin is more of a life style.
and if you dont wanna be part of the life style in HUGE cannabis circles of people... then your a nobody.
and undouptedly your going to move from the area because everyone dont like you
lol
peace out
$-$Tixer-
im loggin of line good luck and god ninja speed to all
the yeag
10-10-2006, 10:08 PM
well homes..i work in the dirty dirty...fulton county, atl.......pimpin is bullshit playa...keep bringing down all your peeps
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