Burger King Pot Burgers

[Kryzco]

I need to start eating at Burger King more often...

http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=42837

(Los Lunas, NM) - Three employees at a New Mexico fast food restaurant are facing felony charges for allegedly putting pot inside two police officer's hamburgers over the weekend.

The officers conducted a field test on the burgers when they noticed something was wrong. The results came back positive for marijuana.

Police say officers Henry Gabaldon and Mark Landauazo decided to stop for a snack at the Los Lunas Burger King just before eleven Sunday night. They ordered a couple of burgers.

Detective Cavallero said "while eating the food they detected something was very wrong. Another Sgt. came and field tested the food and it tested positive for marijuana."

Los Lunas police were called to the restaurant and after a short investigation arrested 19-year old Jason Armijo, 21-year old Robert Knuckols and 33-year old Joseph Ledesma on a variety of felony charges.

â?�We don't know why they did it. Maybe they just thought they'd play a joke on a couple of officers" said Lt. Joe Sanchez.

As for the officers, they became sick and were taken to the hospital. Isleta Police found nothing funny about the incident.

â??Both of them are veteran officers they have spent their careers and their lives fighting the war on drugs, and this is a direct assault on them. They are victims, and it could have ended in very tragic results if they had been responding to a life or death situationâ?� said Detective Cavallero.

I love the way Fox News covered it

they were so nonchalant, and laid back

y'know how they get overdramatic with their stories, and theres always a mood when they tell a story, with this one, its was like a something to make your day story

it made mine :) except for this version where the cops look like assholes, which in this case its safe to say they are

[roadcam]

it is NEVER an acceptable thing, to drug someone without their knowledge, regardless of who they are ... :(

[rachel25]

i agree

[Kryzco]

yeah when your right, your right, but I saw the story when I was stoned and found it funny

thanks for takin the funny out of it :|

now I feel bad :(

[rachel25]

oops sorry hun. i did think it was funny though

[Kryzco]

don't lie :)

its ok all is forgiven

[rachel25]

i'm not lying but thank you for forgiving me anyway hun, take care x

[orangeman]

Sorry, I know it's not right to put things in other peoples foods or drinks but I couldnt help but laugh when they said

"As for the officers, they became sick and were taken to the hospital. Isleta Police found nothing funny about the incident.

'Both of them are veteran officers they have spent their careers and their lives fighting the war on drugs, and this is a direct assault on them. They are victims, and it could have ended in very tragic results if they had been responding to a life or death situation'"

Lol, c'mon now. No one was gonna die and no one was a victim, it's marijuana not ketamine xD.

[Kryzco]

i knew you weren't lying rach, I'm just sarcastic

and orangeman you can read minds

they over vicitmized themselves

they act like someone poisoned them and they were gonna DIE!

drama queens

[orangeman]

they act like someone poisoned them and they were gonna DIE!

drama queens

LOL right, thats exactly what I was thinkin, even the drama queen part lol! xD.

[horror business]

The officers didn't become sick. They got stoned. Why can't the news tell the truth? Even though I wouldn't liked to be drugged without my knowledge (unless it was marijuana or cocaine, and they told me, but I'd be happy, not pissed), I still thought it was funny. They noticed something was terribly, terribly wrong with the burgers?

Well... if the workers just put buds on, then the officers would take off the bun, after chewing something strange, and see a bud, and they wouldn't need to test it... No. It was a lie. What probably happened, is that, they enjoyed the burgers (maybe they were the amazing new BK Stackers), and then, an hour or two later, were sitting in there car, eating donuts or something similar, and then, noticed something was "wrong". They probably went back to the police station high as a kite, and they got drug tested, and tested positive for marijuana, and concluded, it was from the burgers, and just so happened to be right.

That's probably what really happened.

[ronjohn420]

i think orangeman is right........

the werent victims ... theryre people just like us, they have smoked before... they probably enjoied it till the high was almost wore off, then they bitched and went and raided the damn burger king

but i wouldnt say.... SICK or TERRIBLE or no dramatized shit like that

[Jaycub]

they probably went back to burger king just to steal the rest of the stash from the kids that worked there.

yeahhh!

[Fengzi]

Internal Affairs: "Officer Gabaldon, your urine tested positive for marijuana. What do you have to say for yourself?"
Officer Gabaldon: "It was the burger. I swear it"
Internal Affairs: just rolls eyes

Serioulsy though, the most fucked up I ever got was when I ate two weed cookies. Just unbelieveably wacked out of my mind. If these guys were really two straight as an arrow, never smoked or did drugs in their lives, types I can see how the experience would freak them out. And yeah, I can see the statement of "it could have ended in very tragic results if they had been responding to a life or death situation'" being reasonable. Not that the weed would hurt them but that they could hurt themselves or others. Think about it, two guys, high as a kite with no clue about what's going on, both with loaded weapons. Scary...

[rottenPauL]

fengzi is absolutely right in any way

[horror business]

Fengzi: you made me see it in a different light. If they were normal, and then a minute later, their whole reality changes, I guess that would be pretty scary, since they had no clue... but then again... I don't know...

I still think it's funny, and luckily it WAS just marijuana, and not something that could have caused them physical harm.

[MastaChronic]

they probably got all paranoid and thought they were gonna die, im sorry but this story just made my day lol

[Kryzco]

Fengzi

you.are.right.

I didn't think of that either

but I'm not known for thinkin much

but now that you mention it, two extremely stoned cops with weapons is a scary though, especially if they decided to go on a power trip

[Stedric]

I agree that its wrong to drug someone without their knowledge but sheesh, they went to a hospital? Come on, its weed. It has the chemical potency of a strong tea, maybe even less.

[phytokind]

There's always the possibility that there was something else in the burgers as well, and people tend to panic when they ingest something that could potentially be toxic, which can really alter how you percieve a high or whatever. But putting drugs or chemicals or whatever in somebodies food is a major felony, remember those college students that laced the food that was delivered to some faculty members? I think that they could get life for that.

[Maggz]

LoL fat bastard cops eating at burgerking, i hope he gets his arteries clogged before any1 else gets caught

[KottonMouthKid]

The cops were probably happy because tehy got high for free.

Not like they dont smoke enough of the "confiscated" weed...

[Mark Bryan]

The officers didn't become sick. They got stoned. Why can't the news tell the truth? Even though I wouldn't liked to be drugged without my knowledge (unless it was marijuana or cocaine, and they told me, but I'd be happy, not pissed), I still thought it was funny. They noticed something was terribly, terribly wrong with the burgers?

Well... if the workers just put buds on, then the officers would take off the bun, after chewing something strange, and see a bud, and they wouldn't need to test it... No. It was a lie. What probably happened, is that, they enjoyed the burgers (maybe they were the amazing new BK Stackers), and then, an hour or two later, were sitting in there car, eating donuts or something similar, and then, noticed something was "wrong". They probably went back to the police station high as a kite, and they got drug tested, and tested positive for marijuana, and concluded, it was from the burgers, and just so happened to be right.

That's probably what really happened.
I think this makes more sense than the official one!:thumbsup:

[Captain Hanks]

Although I find that very irresponsible (what if they had to go to a shoot-out later on high?), I also find it equally hilarous. I'm sort of confused about how they got sick enough to go to a hospital (there's no way it was the pot), bad burger maybe?

[Volcanose]

yeh im sure a little potaint on a burger is gonna send you to the hospital.

riiight.. maybe blame the lettuce too for getting in the way of the extra cheese and bacon.

if I had it my way id get hemp seeds on my buns. if only

[rainbows.rsexy]

felony charges should go to the dea agent who shot a 40 cal bullet inside a classroom, while giving a lecture

[JaggedEdge]

I understand the death part. I did find it funny, but imagine if those cops responded to a domestic violence call before the high kicked in. They get there and the high starts to kick in. They are no longer effective at defending themselves if the husband pulls a gun on them or his wife. I agree the news made it look a lot worse, but it could have been very bad. If something like that had happened, I imagine the workers could have been charged with the death as well.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

If I were one of those cops, I would have kept my damn mouth shut and gone to order another burger "just like the last one!"

Guess that's why I'm not a cop.

[Eraserhead71]

My god, they could have DIED or something!

[InsomniaBomber420]

I saw that story I would love to get a buddah burger lol. And why did they get sick werent they teens once I mean damb. They should have used acid though. More effective and easyier to hide the taste/peices(if u use liquid)
:spamsign: :jointsmile:

[InsomniaBomber420]

Hey wrong smileys

:rastabong::baggy:

[Mechanix]

pwned