sad pathetic plea

[smokiesmoke]

I've been a somewhat quiet yet usually entertaining member of this site for a few years now (under a different name).

I'm in a really bad spot. I'm sick as a dog because I have crohn's disease, and I'm in the middle of a very painful episode. Marijuana both treats my crohn's and prevents frequent attacks ... every time I get an attack, it's during a period in which I'm weedless.

I've been weedless for a month.

I was given narcotic pain killers to treat the pain, but I can't hold them down. In fact, they're making me feel even worse.

To add insult to injury, last week I was ripped off by an Internet seller. My normal guy is out, and I don't really have anyone trustworthy to turn to.

Hence, my desperation.

I'm at my wit's end and I'm in absolute agony. Help would be appreciated. Since I was just ripped-off, I can't say that I'm willing to dive into any old thing here, so a speedy, stealthy CAD is really what I'm looking for.

A few notes:

* If you're a cop, don't bother. I guarantee that I'll puke all over you, your police car, your cuffs, your paperwork, and your jail cell. Busting me would be way more gross than it's worth. becides that i have a med card.

* If you're a scammer, leave me alone. I'm not going to fall for it again.

* If you're worried that I'll take you for a ride, I won't. I'm painfully honest and I'm devoted to the medical marijuana cause. In the past year I've donated hundreds of work hours of graphic design to medical legalization groups, so rest assured: I give back to the cause. If it wasn't for a very strict "no hookups for your own safety" clause among the group I've worked with, I'd surely ask a peer for some help ... but I can't. That also goes to show how discreet I am.

So PLEASE, if someone could hook me up with some good karma here, I'll be your best friend. And if you won't do it for me, do it for the stranger on the street who crosses my path and gets sprayed with puke when I'm vomiting uncontrollably. That stranger might be you someday ;)

Thanks.

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[pwnydanzasmokesdank]

a real good friend of mine has chrons disease and he didnt even start smoking dank by himself until he was diagnosed, he also describes it as the only thing that seems to give him relief. hes also an extreme graphic designer and is well on his way to making something of himself in that field even though hes 17. thats just my two cents, i cant even bother thinking about hooking you up with weed because im on drug probation since yesterday lol :thumbsup:

[acrca]

shouldnt you have learned your lesson the first time that internet transactions are not a good idea?

[Inferius]

Unless you put your location on earth, and somebody from around there decides to become your little "friend", the chances are very low that anyone is going to contact you except for spammers.
Do you have any friends? Any family? Colleges nearby?

[Abattoir Dream]

damn man thats too bad, seriously though, if i could help i really would because you sound like a decent honest bloke, though not knowing where you live, having no way to get there and just being plain broke doesnt help with the situation, all i can suggest if your really stuck for it, is to go to your local headshop/bongshop and speak to the guys there, tell them what your problem is, and maybe if your lucky one of them will be able to hook you up with a little bit to keep you going, we did it before with one guy working at a headshop over here in england, and that was just to get stoned :)
also i thought you guys had clubs where people go to buy medical weed, i mean im sure ive seen threads on here saying things like 'look what those guys at so and so club sold me' i think you just need to find them, the weed there is very high standard and looks (from some of the pictures ive seen) like amazing weed.
lastly i was just wondering, if you have a medical card, why dont you grow your own? i mean, yeh it will be a long time from now until you get a harvest, but surely if you time it right, once you do harvest, you could just harvest another plant every month and could end up with enough weed to last you through without throwing up once, and its all legally done, as long as you dont sell it, you should be alrite to grow, i dunno, but those are my suggestions, whatever you do though good luck getting sum, ive got my fingers crossed for you...

[LIP]

Dont part with any money untill you have the weed.


And dont trust anyone over the internet, cos its all bullshit.

[Cassiopiea]

Grow yo own, fool

[the yeag]

i am not trying to flame you but i read this exact story. everything exactly the same on another message board from like a year ago? if you are legit i am sorry for questioning you but something smells funny.

[budsmoker only]

im sorry to hear that.. but if you have a med card dont you get free weed??

[Tesupo]

I'm sorry to hear that.. but if you have a med card dont you get free weed??

Wish that was true lmao, but no. It gives you access to clubs to purchase medical cannabis, to grow and to smoke legally.

[jamstigator]

No, a med card doesn't equal free weed.

In any case, hookups aren't allowed here, and transacting cannabis over the net is terribly risky. I imagine this thread will be zapped ere long.

[the yeag]

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