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ThePurpleMan
10-10-2006, 02:09 AM
ok heres the situation i was just informed that some time this weekend my 3 of my friends are planing on taking the rims off my car and putting them around town with notes on them like a scavanger hunt.. 1 of the guys is a older guy around 27 hes a plumber and he drives a pos red truck. the other one is a fat white kid that drives a pretty nice car(scion tc) and the other is a short kid that doesnt drive anything except his moms honda odessy from time to time. what kind of prank could i pull on them before they pull one on me?
heres some of my ideas
doing the same prank on the 2 that drive that they were gonna do on me
or
just wait and pretend i dont know about it and shoot the fuck out of them with my paintball gun when they come.
o and there are no boundries... anything goes

Professor Dan K.
10-10-2006, 02:15 AM
i like the paintball gun idea, sounds fun lol.

i did this to a friend of mine once, take some really rank shit and wipe it under the door handle to their cars.

3rdEyeVision
10-10-2006, 02:21 AM
hide a glass jar filled with milk and raw chicken in their car....after awhile it'll explode and their car will reak.

cut their brake lines.

stash weed in their car and make em get pulled over.

kill them.

MastaChronic
10-10-2006, 02:25 AM
tie a chain to their rear axles and secure it to somethin sturdy, really sturdy. if they dont notice it, it will tear their rear axle off

3rdEyeVision
10-10-2006, 02:29 AM
^^lol that'd be ruff...they'd wanna slaughter you after that lol

microwavechips
10-10-2006, 02:30 AM
if u can get top their shower unscrew the shower head and put boulin(spelling?) cubes in their shower heads

Professor Dan K.
10-10-2006, 02:32 AM
omg, thats so harsh! ^^ i gotta try that sometime rofl.

the yeag
10-10-2006, 02:53 AM
i love pranks...you could upperdeck there toilet. you could shit on there windshield. you could put b.b.s for a bb gun put one in each valve stem under the cap and screw cap back on..it will slowly let all the air out.have a girl call there parents and tell the parents she has aids,and slept with their son. go get some canned fish open and hide under seat, or hide dried fish all over their house. put mayo in a rubber and put in sandwhich, give to your friends.or just nut in it..if your a badass, crawl under there car loosen the oil plug.....i got lots more:thumbsup:

jfoster
10-10-2006, 03:13 AM
hmmmmm, if your friends have messy cars(i know they do) take some kind of fancy french cheese(the whole block) and just stash it in there under the seat. in a couple days it will start to smell...................................

invision
10-10-2006, 03:16 AM
this is always fun if the car is rear wheel drive get short jack stands at the lowest setting it should keep the tires about 1" from the ground just enough for the tire to spin in place, after they start it up and try to drive it it will just spin the tires in place they will get out take a look and nothing will seem odd, make sure you hide the stand behind the tires so he really has to look :)

automaticsnowman
10-10-2006, 03:17 AM
post a man seeking men add in the local paper with their info., put wanted posters of them everywhere, sstab them in the juggular, put lax in some space cakes and feed them, put duck tape on there back tires and dead animal under the hood, pee in a peer and make em drink up, and shoot them all with your paint ball gun......
that should keep thme busy for a while .....so you can kill all family and close freinds. :)

Captin
10-10-2006, 04:30 AM
Alright this is a good one to do to cars. Take saran wrap (plastic wrap) and put it on the window/door/hood whatever (windows work best, harder to see) and make sure its on there with no wringles or folds. Now comes the fun part, spray paint whatever graffiti you want on the saran wrap. (ex. pork dagger) You have to be very careful to only spray on the plastic wrap or you're going to have one pissed off friend. Since this a cannabis site and some people will be too ripped to figure this out, it will look like someone tagged his car.

birdgirl73
10-10-2006, 04:39 AM
Get an adult friend with a macho, low voice and a good knack for acting to call and pretend to be a detective with the criminal investigation division of the nearest police department. Make sure he calls the most gullible of your potential wheel-lifting friends--the one who'll squeal like a girl and spread the word the fastest.

Then have Officer Macho just mention that the DARE officers at school (or whoever) got word that there's a plan afoot to jack some hubcaps. There's been a rash of crimes like that in town, the officer can explain, and they've been perpetrated by a pair matching this description. (Here he gives a flawless description of two of your pals, enough to scare the liver out of your guillble friend at the other end of the phone.) The officer can throw in some other scary tidbits regarding drug posession or any details you know that can be used against them. The officer is calling because he needs schedule time to question Gullible and the potential wheel-jackers about what they know about this and other crimes.

Then you jump out, ideally with the cameras from "Punk'd," and just enjoy the fun.

Cassiopiea
10-10-2006, 09:22 AM
Kick them in the balls?

buddymyfriend
10-10-2006, 11:12 AM
Tape a kipper of any fish under one of the seats, he'll never find it and when it starts to rot, OMG. His eyes will water and his nose will bleed, he'll never be able to find it either!

Peace

Buddy

LIP
10-10-2006, 01:46 PM
Get a few condoms, put a small amount of normal cream in them and put em on they're car windscreens... They wont know the differnce.

Or wait for them and as they are about to do it jump out and say "Hey, fuck you budddy" in a southpark voice.

Or shoot them in the legs.

Wesley Pipes
10-10-2006, 01:49 PM
laxatives in their kettle.... worked on me.... the bastard, still aint got him back for that one yet! :cursing:

buddymyfriend
10-10-2006, 01:52 PM
Get a few condoms, put a small amount of normal cream in them and put em on they're car windscreens... They wont know the differnce.

Or wait for them and as they are about to do it jump out and say "Hey, fuck you budddy" in a southpark voice.

Or shoot them in the legs.

Lol, this reminds me of a party I went to once. One of my mates had been a right prat all night and hassling the ladies. So when he finally crashed out from a binge of drink n coke. We pulled his kegs down, got one condom put a lil KY in it to look like jizz and used a pencil to put it up his ass while he was in his drunken stupor. I'll never forget his face in the morning, he came into the kitchen while we having breakfast and said he needed to go home, and asked if one of us give him a lift. He was like, im not sure that I can walk. PMSL. To this day he thinks he was butt fucked in his sleep. So let that be a lesson to ya, dont fuck with the ladies when buddies about!

Peace

Buddy

LIP
10-10-2006, 01:57 PM
LMFAO... Im never gunner forget that story. That's a great one. The best i've done is someones sleep is write NOB on his head, and we both went out to the shops and everyone was staring at him LOL.

buddymyfriend
10-10-2006, 02:00 PM
LMFAO... Im never gunner forget that story. That's a great one. The best i've done is someones sleep is write NOB on his head, and we both went out to the shops and everyone was staring at him LOL.

I save that for when someone really pisses me off, just beware dont cross the buddy. For his revenge is mighty!

Peace

Buddy

LIP
10-10-2006, 02:05 PM
I think the ass fuck one has to be the best prank EVER pulled on anyone... cos that'll fuck with him for the rest of his life!!!

Wesley Pipes
10-10-2006, 02:06 PM
lol we're a cruel bunch of stoners aint we :p

LIP
10-10-2006, 02:08 PM
LOL, weed really is EVIL... rofl... my big fat hairy white ass it is. It's just the evil people who smoke it.

buddymyfriend
10-10-2006, 02:10 PM
I think the ass fuck one has to be the best prank EVER pulled on anyone... cos that'll fuck with him for the rest of his life!!!

Yeah it does, he does have to reminded of it from time to time if he gets outta line!

Peace

Buddy

LIP
10-10-2006, 02:13 PM
Ahhh man, i still have the smile from when i first read it lol.

I better be off now, im at work and so far i've done fuck all lol.

Im only a few miles away from you Buddy. :D:D

Talk to ya all tonight :)

buddymyfriend
10-10-2006, 02:22 PM
Ahhh man, i still have the smile from when i first read it lol.
Talk to ya all tonight :)

Have a goodun LIP and once I get myself back on my feet we'll have to link up for a smoke!(shouldnt be too long now, a few hopefuls in the pipeline)

Peace my man!

Buddy

I better be off now, im at work and so far i've done fuck all lol.

Im only a few miles away from you Buddy. :D:D