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MyMARYJANE
10-09-2006, 09:12 PM
what are some things that you think stoners know best.. if not best, really really well?
:rasta: :rasta: :stoned: :stoned: :smokin:
RedLocks
10-09-2006, 09:14 PM
Grams - Ounces - Pounds
higher4hockey
10-09-2006, 09:14 PM
how to improvise with food. stoners are the macgyvers of the culinary world.
budsmoker
10-09-2006, 09:15 PM
how 2 break up weed
potsmokingnome
10-09-2006, 09:15 PM
most stoners have vast information on weed! i also find majority of stoners are well informed people, and very knowledgeable. Except for the stoners who just smoke pot cause its illegal, thats just lame!!! and they are usually just dumb ass teenagers lol
buddymyfriend
10-09-2006, 09:15 PM
That you can make a smoking piece out of damn near anything!
ToDrunkToFish
10-09-2006, 09:17 PM
We also tend to know the laws a little better. =/
Wesley Pipes
10-09-2006, 09:19 PM
how to improvise with food. stoners are the macgyvers of the culinary world.

hahahahahahahahahaha.... i nearly choked when i saw that... i was yawning just as i seen it and started laughin.... but only cuz it's soooooo true :thumbsup:
Wesley Pipes
10-09-2006, 09:20 PM
we also know good music when we hear it :thumbsup:
MyMARYJANE
10-09-2006, 09:25 PM
yeah, music.
MastaChronic
10-09-2006, 09:26 PM
how to roll joints
we know the difference between shwag and chrondizzy
Trivium
10-09-2006, 09:29 PM
Grams - Ounces - Pounds

Good call, cant forget how to count money ;)
sanguinekane
10-09-2006, 10:26 PM
Weights and measures (I couldn't really visualize metric amounts until I started smoking)

Designing and building things (Every stoner I know has at some point at least attempted to make a piece out of random scavaged/collected objects)

Thinking deeply about politics, music, phillosophy, art, religion etc (OK, so this one isn't as universal as some people would like, but there are a lot more stoned people than sober ones I'd listen to talk about the world)

Cooking (When your hobby results in getting hungry most of the time, you get a lot of practice at making really good food)

Economics/Budgets (Got to learn to plan out your herb purchases just right so you're less likely to be broke/out of bud)

Storytelling (Let's face it, we really do have more entertaining stories than most other people out there)
friendowl
10-09-2006, 10:56 PM
lying

man ,we smoked like 40 joints and drank 40 beers
it was fuckin crazy mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
budsmoker
10-09-2006, 11:22 PM
we are also usually very fun people to be around (well most of us)
MyMARYJANE
10-09-2006, 11:22 PM
story telling!! DEF!! lol thats mad funny.


Thinking deeply about politics, music, phillosophy, art, religion etc (OK, so this one isn't as universal as some people would like, but there are a lot more stoned people than sober ones I'd listen to talk about the world)

i agree w/ that too man
Frivolous248
10-09-2006, 11:24 PM
Haha, yeah. Thats so cool how we know certain things others have no clue of simply because we partake in the ritual of herb smoking.

Stoners just seem to have a lot of knowledge in general about random things.

Hmm...most of the stuff has already been named. Stoners seem to know a lot of funny movies, but then again who doesn't love a comedy?
JohhnyPotSmoker
10-09-2006, 11:26 PM
good knowledge of how to squeeze every penny out ofa dollar.
Ganj
10-10-2006, 12:12 AM
That's an easy one. Stoners' know themselves best.
notunpretentious
10-10-2006, 12:20 AM
That's an easy one. Stoners' know themselves best.

Ã? like that

Stoners also usually know lots of other stoners. Its always good to have connections!
halosin8r
10-10-2006, 12:25 AM
some of us have nice botany skills:thumbsup:
flamingskullballs
10-10-2006, 12:28 AM
stoners are very good at philosophy, psychology, and the arts

problem is...they dont use it outside of their smoke circle
rottenPauL
10-10-2006, 12:30 AM
A stoner is more connected with the nature than other people. Me, I descovered herbs after smoking weed. Natural medicines. You cant imagine how many herbs r out there that can treat headaches, stress, stomachaches and so many other things (i dont mean only weed when saying "herb") instead of taking nasty, corporate chemicals
EmericanStoner420
10-10-2006, 12:40 AM
we know what the fuck were doign when we buy bud whether were blazed or sober unlike gay wannabe stoner kids, hahaha i got a little story this one time before my friend got sent away he bought an ounce of some pretty good schwag for 80 and sold it to this dumbass chinese kid he lives next to for 200,then about a month later he goes back to the kids house to find out that the kid still had a half ounce so he told the kid that he could sell it for him so the kid gave him the buds and me him(my friend) and another friend skipped school and smoked more then half of it that day then the next day we smoked and the day after that we smoked it was great




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flamingskullballs
10-10-2006, 12:43 AM
most decent stoners know its extremely wrong to rip someone off or call this a "dumbass chinese kid" or "wannabe stoner kids"....everyones gotta start out somewhere...and chinese people are a hell of a lot smarter than racist pricks
FireyBudBurner
10-10-2006, 12:45 AM
How to get high of course:rasta:
Ganj
10-10-2006, 12:49 AM
I hate to sound competitive, but I have the absolute best one!

What stoners know best is nothing! They always forget.
smoke it
10-10-2006, 12:56 AM
ive come to find that many stoners (including me) have amazing bong-clearing capabilities
halosin8r
10-10-2006, 12:58 AM
I hate to sound competitive, but I have the absolute best one!

What stoners know best is nothing! They always forget.


i frogot on why i should be upset from that remark. ;) :)