If you were the last person on earth, what would you do?

[potsmokingnome]

I think after I got over the shock of things. I would go on a search for weed, find all the weed I could and hoard it, and then find some destructive millitary vechile and go on a rampage lol

[buddymyfriend]

If I was the last person, I'd disrobe myself, cover myself in marmite and hit the bong sitting on Queen Liz' thrown, while reciting ancient texts.

[Euphoric]

NECROPHILIA!!

[sanguinekane]

Collect and save as much knowledge (books) as I could, and store them in a protected place where they could hopefully survive for a long time with minimum damage. I would then attempt to create some sort of lasting monument detailing as much as I knew about how humanity died out/disappeared, so that should some intelligence ever visit Earth in the future, they might know what happened as well as how advanced we were.

Then I would hoard a lot of herb and just try and travel around as much as I could before inevitably degenerating into a crippling psychosis from lack of human contact and killing myself.

[Wesley Pipes]

Kill Myself .....(i hate bein left out :()

[MyMARYJANE]

after i cried lol.. i would,

sit down, smoke a blunt, and finally enjoy PEACE in the world. this would be the only way that peace in the world would ever happen.. then i would go swimming, eat some food. do some drugs, get drunk, smoke some more, listen to music etc. then eventually get bored, go outta my mind

[B u M b L ee K y]

Kill Myself .....(i hate bein left out :()

LOL! That was funny to me for some reason...probably cause of the smilie.

[Wesley Pipes]

LOL! That was funny to me for some reason...probably cause of the smilie.

lol good thats what i was after, now for a serious answer.. i'd do what myMARYJANE said... and i totally agree that thats the only way there will ever be Peace on earth.... unless of course it was potsmokingnome that was left lol :D

PotSmokingnome- "Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of... aww fuck it where'd i put my bong" :p

[IntrepidS]

I'd gather all the weed and smoking supplies I could find and go on a trip across the world.

[Tesupo]

I would continue AI research, and build myself a smoking buddy.

[birdgirl73]

I'd find a source of water, some shelter, some food, and then, if my luck still held, I'd go round up some of the orphaned dogs and kitties of the world so I wouldn't be totally alone. Then I'd probably cry for a while. THEN I'd worry about finding something to smoke, but only after the other practical matters were covered. I'd be very depressed if I were in those circumstances, even with pets around.

[Acouwaila]

cock a doodle doo

[HazmatTHC]

I would turn the world into one giant sphere of Cannabis Cultivation. Then Declare myself Ruler of "The Round Bud". THEN, turn a volcano into a HUGE vaporizer. Then probably pass out...

The REAL "Green and Blue" Sphere in the solar System ;)

-Haz

[MegaOctane12]

Rape my nextdoor neighbour

[MastaChronic]

i would find all the bud i could, plant all the hemp seeds i could, everywhere i could. id dance around naked while howling to the moon after taking bong rips off of a bong that i constructed to be 2 stories and, well, id get pretty lonely so before all the corpses rotted id have my way with'em, then id find a bunch of rolling papers and roll a blunt the length of a powerpole and see if i could finish it. then id probably find a motorcycle and fill it up and go traveling

[Nochowderforyou]

After I got over the shock of things, I'd get fuckin naked man. Man was made to be naked, so fuck it! I'd probably find some weaponry of some kind, grab a bottle of Tequila, and kick it Mexican style.

[baisez le monde.]

i greatly enjoy being naked so i would walk around naked and spend the rest of my life being stoned off my ass.

[buddymyfriend]

Rape my nextdoor neighbour

After id had my fun with my marmite and tokin on queen liz's throne I'd kick this guys ass:thumbsup:

Peace

Buddy

[Lulu]

After id had my fun with my marmite and tokin on queen liz's throne I'd kick this guys ass:thumbsup:

Peace

Buddy

:::hands Buddy a pair of steel capped DM's:::

[buddymyfriend]

:::hands Buddy a pair of steel capped DM's:::

One for each foot!?! Now we're in business!:mad:

Peace

Buddy strappin on his size 11 DMs, hope u have big feet Lulu!:D

[friendowl]

id go to yosemite and jump off glacier point
or maybe have sex with a cockaroach to start
a new stronger population

[MastaChronic]

cockaroaches, if there was a a humanXcockroach species then this world would be populated in no time and they would be called cockmans

[Professor Dan K.]

Hmmm, if i was the only person left on earth... i would probably gather as much weed as i could, im thinking pounds if not more. Keep on packing bowl after bowl until i ultimately got so high i died.

Assuming that wouldnt happen though i would go swipe a sick car and drive as fast as i could down some long stretch of road. play some x-box on the huge screens at best buy. chill at a movie theater all day and watch free movies. and eventually kill myself because of lonelyness. i think id still wear pants though.

[Lulu]

;) lol

[buddymyfriend]

;) lol

Lol Lulu, not my thing.Do you have anything in a slimmer heal and prehaps a lil ribbon on the toe?

Peace

Buddy

[hipEstoner]

well first id start growing next to an amusement park and ride all thye rides i could, and i would mastrubate alot from the lack of women and then i would smoke, eat, swim, and fly into space on a nasa rocket with 10 years worth of food and see where i go

[halo]

Well, i would definetly get naked for sure. Drive to my dealers house and take all the weed. Then proceed to get as much weed as possible. Then i would make sure that i had enough food. I have a wal mart and tons of grocery stores by my house. Im sure thats enough canned food and stuff to last me a lifetime.

After i had everything figured out i would probably get higher than ive ever been. I would smoke all day every day. And provided i still had electricity somehow i would watch movies also. I would not use the toilet. I would throw my feces at wild animals for entertainment.

Oh and of course. Go to a ferarri dealership and drive a ferarri. (buck naked of course).

I would also break into houses and live in a different house each day unless i found one that was amazing. Yah id probably get out to LA and live in a giant house that some famous person owned.

Although.. imagine if everybody died except people who smoked weed. It would be sweet. And we would still walk around naked and shit. PEACE

[Ganj]

Observe life as the only person on Earth.

[higher4hockey]

fuck sheep

[Lethal G]

I'd buy a Go-Kart and ride it throughout my neighborhood wearing a costume of Gene Simmons.

[LazySmoking420]

How trippy would it be? Too be the only person alive on plant earth?

I'd say i'd hit up some banks but if no one was alive what would be the point? lol. I'd drive the finest autos, Test fly some planes. Go rade your friends stash, Toke up... do what ever.

[DannyMan]

I would dose on lsd, mushrooms, mescaline, and ayahuasca (DMT) all day everyday and communicate with whatever the fuck my mind wants to communicate with. :cool:

[LazySmoking420]

I'd be nice if atleast one girl was left on earth...

[orangeman]

I would get all the seeds I could and plant them, if I ever found anyone but me I'd kill them lol!

[Professor Dan K.]

i dont think id want to trip on anything if i was the last person on earth... it would be enough of shitty experience at first, add to that the worst bad trip ever? dont think my mind could handle it.

[Kid A]

after i cried lol.. i would,

sit down, smoke a blunt, and finally enjoy PEACE in the world. this would be the only way that peace in the world would ever happen.. then i would go swimming, eat some food. do some drugs, get drunk, smoke some more, listen to music etc. then eventually get bored, go outta my mind

lol well said

[Hydro_smoka]

Stop by the convient store grab blunt wraps,blacks and lighters( i dont smoke but...fuck it im the only one left might as well)and load it into my fresh off the lot jeep commander.

Find a cool house and pimp it out and such and grow pot in my front and back yards, then finally go to the gun store and pick out a nice piece....just to make sure if i find a male survivour, he wont take my kingdom.

Mostly ride around in my jeep smoking blunts naked screaming and listening to loud rap music, all while obeying the speed limit of course.

[Oneironaut]

Well, let's face it, you're not going to want to hang around in the cities. With everybody dead, all inhabited areas are quickly going to be infiltrated with the stench of rotting corpses. From a practical point of view then, the first thing to do would be to steal a car.

Then I would gather up all the basic tools and supplies I need to live, and a whole bunch of seeds (fruit seeds, vegetable seeds, and of course cannabis seeds), and I would raid houses and police stations for weed until I had a shitload. I would also raid supermarkets for food, especially canned food. Lots of food.

Then I would find a house to live in somewhere far enough from a city to not stink of rotting corpse but close enough that I could return for supplies if I had to. Preferably in a climate where you can still harvest plants in the winter. I would grow my own weed and try to start growing my own food.

I'm a pretty solitary person, but I think I would eventually go crazy with no human contact and the constant depressing reminder that I am the last specimen of Homo sapiens that there will ever be. I might commit suicide, or I might learn to cope with it. I don't know and I'm glad I don't.

[invoke]

Buddy, make sure you pimp out your boots with little jingle bells on the toes... who doesn't wanna hear that while they're stomping someone's head in?

[DannyMan]

Well, let's face it, you're not going to want to hang around in the cities. With everybody dead, all inhabited areas are quickly going to be infiltrated with the stench of rotting corpses. From a practical point of view then, the first thing to do would be to steal a car.

Then I would gather up all the basic tools and supplies I need to live, and a whole bunch of seeds (fruit seeds, vegetable seeds, and of course cannabis seeds), and I would raid houses and police stations for weed until I had a shitload. I would also raid supermarkets for food, especially canned food. Lots of food.

Then I would find a house to live in somewhere far enough from a city to not stink of rotting corpse but close enough that I could return for supplies if I had to. Preferably in a climate where you can still harvest plants in the winter. I would grow my own weed and try to start growing my own food.

I'm a pretty solitary person, but I think I would eventually go crazy with no human contact and the constant depressing reminder that I am the last specimen of Homo sapiens that there will ever be. I might commit suicide, or I might learn to cope with it. I don't know and I'm glad I don't.


Well sir, you hit a fine point.

After visualizing what you said, it kind of made me feel like actually doing that! It would be one hell of an adventure! It would become very depressing without humans for sure, but hey, nobody mentioned animals? I could keep happy with furry little friends.


Nothing wrong with a lil fun with the lil furry friends, right?

Besides, after trying several types of animals, perhaps you'd find one that would give birth to an actual intelligent creature.

Someone please enlight us on this matter and try it yourself!!

[nevaquit01]

I would first be sad for those I loved.
I would then be glad for those I despised.
I would feel alone.
I would find food and shelter, while I protect the 2 or 3 seeds I found in my last bag of awesome dro.
I would first devote my life to building a large marijuana and potato farm (I hope I can find a potato to plant) so I can survive.
I would then devote my life to figuring out what happened.
I would masterbate.... alot.

[baisez le monde.]

Well sir, you hit a fine point.

After visualizing what you said, it kind of made me feel like actually doing that! It would be one hell of an adventure! It would become very depressing without humans for sure, but hey, nobody mentioned animals? I could keep happy with furry little friends.


Nothing wrong with a lil fun with the lil furry friends, right?

Besides, after trying several types of animals, perhaps you'd find one that would give birth to an actual intelligent creature.

Someone please enlight us on this matter and try it yourself!!



thats pretty dang sick

[MastaChronic]

after years of research we still have no report from the rednecks as to whether or not humans can crossbreed with sheep

[DannyMan]

^ after years of research we still have no report from the rednecks as to whether or not humans can crossbreed with sheep

Can we really trust the redneck's datas, though?

[MastaChronic]

i dont know, why doesnt someone stick their dick in a sheep and find out? *not it*

[mamma puffpuff420]

what makes this tread scary ,is that it could really happin
first id go up in2 the mountains
and get my self squared away
u know
food clothing a few tuff trucks
seeds of all kinds, weapons ,basicaly 4 food
i aslo would have animals around me 4 company
i am a very soitary person ,so i dont know how long id b ok with out human contact
then get me a big grow goin
and then try and enjoy the life id made 4 myself

[buddymyfriend]

Buddy, make sure you pimp out your boots with little jingle bells on the toes... who doesn't wanna hear that while they're stomping someone's head in?

Bells aswell then, If there is anyone left I want them to here me stoppin on this rapists head. I hope you weren't serious when you said that mega!:cursing: Because if you were, you'd better watch your back, coz buddies after you with his pimped out DMs.If you were trying to be funny, I suggest you grow a sense of humour! I hope I speak for all here, that shit you just spouted aint wanted here!

Peace

Buddy













Rape my nextdoor neighbour

[invoke]

Well seeing as there would be no purpose after awhile, I would try to survive like everyone else, but I think my mind would be too fucked for my own good, so I'd go onto the internet and look at some old websites and go to a chemical plant and try to make some crazy little pipe bombs or something.

Which, in turn, I'd most likely blow myself up.

[Ganj]

Has anyone ever took into consideration that the worldly possessions we all desire have been influenced by another human? What'd be the point of a Lamborghini if not to attract a member of the opposite sex? For that matter, what's the point for anything if it were not to attract a member of the opposite sex?

If everyone evaporated from the planet and I was left alone here on this vast Earth, I would desire nothing. I wouldn't even desire death. Essentially, I've already died. A man with no desires does not suffer life, because he has already passed. And that is precisely why the dead idolize no one.

[MegaOctane12]

After id had my fun with my marmite and tokin on queen liz's throne I'd kick this guys ass:thumbsup:

Peace

Buddy

Oh really, you would kick my ass.. what a hard man, I'm literally shitting myself scared. Want to follow through with that in person, I think not


shut the fuck up

[MegaOctane12]

Bells aswell then, If there is anyone left I want them to here me stoppin on this rapists head. I hope you weren't serious when you said that mega!:cursing: Because if you were, you'd better watch your back, coz buddies after you with his pimped out DMs.If you were trying to be funny, I suggest you grow a sense of humour! I hope I speak for all here, that shit you just spouted aint wanted here!

Peace

Buddy

That's just blind retarded and why would I dignify something so stupid with an answer. Your the one who kicked off mate, your the one who needs to chill. Crazy fool lol

[smok3y]

Id go and find as much weed as possible and have a really really really really really BIG smoke all by myself...:stoned: Might also take a walk and swim across the world....:dance: To be honest I dont know what I would do.. Too stoned to think...
Infact I would take over the world.. lol..:D

[Professor Dan K.]

ive had this idea once when i went into my gym final blazed as hell. the gym is massive, i always wanted to try and shut off allt he air vents and have a group of people taking bong rip after bong rip and try and bake out the gym to the point where you cant see the other side of it. then proceed to run suicides until i pass out.... sounds like a party :thumbsup: :rasta:

[Web Smoker]

Id smoke on a F16

[Bubbleman]

If i was the last on earth, i would learn how to fly and plane and fly to Amsterdam and get as much bud as i could. :rasta:

[orangeman]

id go to yosemite and jump off glacier point
or maybe have sex with a cockaroach to start
a new stronger population


cockaroaches, if there was a a humanXcockroach species then this world would be populated in no time and they would be called cockmans

LOL! that was the funniest shit I heard all day.

[buddymyfriend]

That's just blind retarded and why would I dignify something so stupid with an answer. Your the one who kicked off mate, your the one who needs to chill. Crazy fool lol

And why did I kick off do you think? Trust me my friend, my threats aren't empty, especially when made to someone who thinks rape is funny. I suggest you take yourselve and your posts out the door you came in. There's a good lad!:thumbsup:

Peace

Buddy