Job Drug Tests

[KK5]

I was curious if anyone has ever applied for IBM, or a branch of IBM, and if so did they watch you take a piss when you took the urine test? If anyone knows the answer to this please get back to me because I would love to know.

[Sig]

I've never been watched while I took a piss. I don't think they can actually do that, but I may be wrong. In my profession, I have to get a full medical done every 6 months, so I've taken plenty of piss tests.

[KK5]

Well I have fake piss and I have heard that they can't watch you, but I don't know if I believe that. All I know is I hope they don't watch me, because im smoking as we speak.

[3rdEyeVision]

they dont do that for all jobs right?? like if I try and get a job at a grocery store or washing dishes or fast food or something like that think they'd have tests??

[Th3 Chr0nic]

i worked for IBM but it was thru a third part y company that does laptop repair. ibm uses this company for all their laptop repair work and dell also uses them as well as hp . when i worked thre they didnt do tests at all but b4 i left they announced they were going to and it was a piss test done by a drug testing company. most likely they wont watch u but they will say u cant flush the toilet or turn on the water in the sink b4 u come out. just make a pocket inside ur boxers to hold a small vial with someone elses piss in it and when u get in there make sure u really do u have to piss , just pour the vial into the test jar and then piss in the toilet so they will hear it. then put the vial back in ur pocket, do not throw it in hte trash, and dont drip it or they will hear u. they do listen thru the door. and if u live in memphis the we are probably talking about the same place (SC)

[Frivolous248]

I wouldn't think they'd watch you for a pre-employment test. If you are on probation and stuff, they might watch you. But employment places I don't think care THAT much, and probably don't realize so many people cheat at these piss tests.

Haha...its funny how these piss tests don't really work, I mean, stoners will stone no matter what. Other drugs get out of your system too fast to even matter really,