Bluntology 102: Rolling a Blunt Using A Card (cheating)

[Anathema2121]

Ok, for all of you that took my Bluntology 101 class, these are the cheat notes. This is for all of you who can't roll with your hands but don't want to ask friends to do it for you. Anyone can roll a blunt with a card, cause its more like tucking and sticking than actually rolling.

Well here we go just follow along :rasta:

Step 1: Break up the weed. Lick the blunt in a straight line up one side and then split it and dump it.

Step 2: Fill the blunt and use the flat side of the card to compress the weed down a little.

Step 3: Use the corner of the card to tuck the front edge under the back edge and applying force with your left pointer finger to hold it together, use the card to push the front edge further back under the back, tightening it up. Hold the card upright like in the last picture and use the edge to push the front lip further back around over the herb.

[Nochowderforyou]

Dude, you read Cosmo? :D Ha ha!

[Anathema2121]

Step 4: Continue to hold it together with your left hand as you use the card to compress and tuck down about an inch or two.

Step 5: Grab it with both hands holding the fartherst tucked part with your right hand using your pointer finger and middle finger. Lick the under side of the top edge at the far left corner and stick it. Work your way up and stick the paper as far as you have tucked.

Step 6: Repeat the first steps of tucking, holding, and licking.

[Anathema2121]

Step 7: When you get to the end, a little will have fallen out, you can either pack more back in or just roll the tip skinnier and tighter which is what i usually do. This keeps the herb from falling out.

Step 8: Impress your friends with a fuckin hog leg.

[Anathema2121]

Dude, you read Cosmo? :D Ha ha!

Its the girlfriend's cosmo, but I'd be lying if I didn't say I haven't looked trough that bitch :) It feels almost like spying on the enemy....plus its like a kama sutra manaul each month. Guys if your girls DON'T read cosmo, you should make them start:D

[MacWQ33]

Now thats a nice blunt bro....Fucking props. I honestly think though (at least for me) it would be easier without the card. I guess it does help with the packing though.

[Anathema2121]

Now thats a nice blunt bro....Fucking props. I honestly think though (at least for me) it would be easier without the card. I guess it does help with the packing though.

Yeah, I personally think rolling by hand is just as easy if not easier, but there are some people on earth who god just cursed with the inability to roll lol. This is for those poor souls. The card also allows you to roll it uniformly tight throughout instead of some places being tighter than others if your weed isn't distributed evenly and you're not good at rolling. Like when I first started I could roll the middle tight but then the ends would be loose. You can tell a card-rolled blunt by its one straight side and one bulging side lol. Like the side opposite the seam will be perfectly smooth and the seam side will contour to the shape of the weed lol. It makes for like D and B shaped blunts occasionally. See if you notice in the pic, the bottom side is straight and the top tapers off at the end where it gets skinny.

[MacWQ33]

Ya your right...I like that actually

[Th3 Chr0nic]

NICE blunt. and smart move covering up ur personal info on that card. u must have a slightly higher IQ than the average stoner here lol

[Anathema2121]

NICE blunt. and smart move covering up ur personal info on that card. u must have a slightly higher IQ than the average stoner here lol

Lol, I get so paranoid when I smoke I forget everything except to cover my ass. :rasta: