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Phx
10-08-2006, 11:48 AM
Okay, please keep your answers brief and to the point. Or at least STAY on the subject! Please add only one DO NOT per reply but feel free to add as many replies as you like!

Remember: This is someone Else's Pipe. Do NOT:

#1 Break it
BobBong
10-08-2006, 11:51 AM
Do Not...

Pocket it.
buddymyfriend
10-08-2006, 12:05 PM
Always ask if its okay to use their pipe, some folk are funny about that!
johnnyAKABob
10-08-2006, 12:07 PM
DO NOT use a zippo on someone elses pipe
BobBong
10-08-2006, 12:11 PM
DO NOT use a zippo on someone elses pipe

You shouldn't use a Zippo for any pipe or Bong.
Kwali
10-08-2006, 12:17 PM
Don't put it in your pants under everything
johnnyAKABob
10-08-2006, 12:17 PM
You shouldn't use a Zippo for any pipe or Bong.

no you shouldnt, but if they own the pipe and want to use a zippo thats their crazy choice, but using a zippo on someone elses pipe or bong is bad and wrong
BobBong
10-08-2006, 12:19 PM
no you shouldnt, but if they own the pipe and want to use a zippo thats their crazy choice, but using a zippo on someone elses pipe or bong is bad and wrong

Okay i can see your reasoning in that..

Rule #5.
Don't pass someone else's pipe to someone holding a Zippo.
LOVElife
10-08-2006, 12:21 PM
# DO NOT under any circumstance, lick their mouthpiece!
PaRaNoIa
10-08-2006, 12:21 PM
Okay i can see your reasoning in that..

Rule #5.
Don't pass someone else's pipe to someone holding a Zippo.

lol
johnnyAKABob
10-08-2006, 12:23 PM
Okay i can see your reasoning in that..

Rule #5.
Don't pass someone else's pipe to someone holding a Zippo.

lol thats a great rule.

DO NOT insult the pipe
PaRaNoIa
10-08-2006, 12:25 PM
Do not clean the pipe !
BobBong
10-08-2006, 12:27 PM
Do not clean the pipe !

williswhatchyoutalkinabout ?

Eventually you need to clean that sucker.
Phx
10-08-2006, 12:28 PM
My wife says, "If the pipe looks like a penis, don't hit it, just pass."
BobBong
10-08-2006, 12:30 PM
"If it looks like a penis, don't hit it, just pass."

You poor guy,
That's why i'm never getting married! :p :D :stoned:
Tom Green Thumb
10-08-2006, 01:00 PM
Never stick the pipe up your butt and then laugh when your friend takes a toke. Believe me - things like this happen!

TGT
Phx
10-08-2006, 01:35 PM
Never rub your pipe on a floater while tapping it out in the toilet, then just shake it off and go back to tokin!
johnnyAKABob
10-08-2006, 01:38 PM
Never rub your pipe on a floater while tapping it out in the toilet, then just shake it off and go back to tokin!

damn there go my plans for the afternoon lol
notunpretentious
10-08-2006, 01:44 PM
DO NOT slobber all over the piece
LittLeWinG
10-08-2006, 02:06 PM
DO NOT have sex with it
thcbongman
10-08-2006, 02:15 PM
Do not let the pipe sit there, as others can put it to better use.
Anathema2121
10-08-2006, 03:56 PM
Do not clean the bowl of my fucking bubbler with needle nose pliers and break out the center and then wake me up and tell me about it goddamnit.

I must admit, my friend did tolerate all the shit I gave him for doing so quite well and is the only person to date to actually buy me a pipe for breaking my old one. I guess he's not a dick. Hmm.
AmazinGrace
10-08-2006, 04:01 PM
My wife says, "If the pipe looks like a penis, don't hit it, just pass."

I have one of those. No wonder nobody wants to use it.
Pipe Dreams
10-08-2006, 04:09 PM
Do not hit the pipe with your nose.
LIP
10-08-2006, 04:21 PM
Who'd actually buy a pipe that looks like a penis out of choice?
Pipe Dreams
10-08-2006, 04:34 PM
Who'd actually buy a pipe that looks like a penis out of choice?


I saw 2 of em at local head shop that the cock was the mouth piece and the dudes body was the chamber and the top of his head was the bowl.
Tom Green Thumb
10-08-2006, 04:34 PM
a female.

TGT
AmazinGrace
10-08-2006, 05:32 PM
Who'd actually buy a pipe that looks like a penis out of choice?

Didn't buy it. It was a gift.
4gan2ja0
10-08-2006, 05:42 PM
if you goob the mouthpiece, clean it before you pass it
partyguy420
10-08-2006, 06:25 PM
DO NOT have sex with it

hey... ive used my old metal pipe sort of as a dildo on my girl... when i scraped it and smoke the resin, it tasted like pussy... and so my pipe got naked the pussy pipe
HeyItsMe
10-08-2006, 06:43 PM
dont drop the glass on pavement while passing it.
Phx
10-08-2006, 07:32 PM
Do not take their pipe and break it, then try to super glue it back together and say it was that way when you got it.
dazed1
10-08-2006, 09:03 PM
do not take a hit with the pipe 3/4 of the way in your mouth.
budsmoker
10-08-2006, 11:56 PM
dont burn all the weed with one light
MastaChronic
10-09-2006, 12:09 AM
do not use the pipe as a fistpack
hugs not drugz
10-09-2006, 12:35 AM
lol, just last night, me and my friend where blazing with MY pipe and we where both stoned out of our mind. i give it to him to pack another bowl. he has it on his lap and kinda moves to get his hand into his pocket.... i saw it all ... my pipe fell in slow motion and i couldnt move or stop it... it broke and now im a very sad panda. he gave me 25 dollors (price of pipe) + 5 for breaking it. i think ill just save up 20 or so and get a bong tho ;)

DO NOT give ur friend ur pipe to repack the bowl and have him put it on his lap while stoned