I wish this was my teacher!

[PotHeed420]

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/10/stoned-teacher.html

This guy is obviously stoned out of his mind:stoned:

Watch this one too its fucking hilarious: http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/09/another-dod-loser.html

[yochrono]

ahha

[notunpretentious]

i love how he kind of just gives up at the end, lays down, and laughs

best professor ever

[3rdEyeVision]

what was so funny about the second one??

[bud breath420]

hahaha what a fuckin trip

[PotHeed420]

its probably funnier when your stoned

[LIP]

I had a drunk teacher in year 4 called Mrs Granger. Always drinking gin, made no effort to hide it.

[Kwali]

I once had a teacher allergic to cologne, needless to say alot of people brought in cologne bottles and drove her mad.

[crudemood]

i wish all the teachers were like that. :)

[jamstigator]

I had summer school once, and my history teacher was ALWAYS red-faced and drunk, staggering around the room, sweating and mumbling in the heat (no AC, in the summer, in the Midwest!). He was out of the classroom for a few mins, and I needed a pencil or something, so I went to his desk and opened a drawer and inside it was about a third of a bottle of scotch. He came back in right as I was staring at the bottle. I looked up and met his eyes, and he knew that I'd seen the bottle, but neither of us mentioned it. Because of my discretion, he passed me with a D-, even though I did absolutely no work at all.

That was a weird class, because of the summer heat. The heat always made me drowsy, and after the teacher'd talk for half an hour, he'd let us study or read or whatever for the rest of the period. Well, I always fell asleep in the heat during the second half of class. One day I decided to stay awake to be different. I noticed that the ONLY conscious people in the class were the girls, and me. ALL the boys in the class zonked out (just as I normally did every day too). The girls were giving me weird looks, and I could tell they were thinking, "Why's that dude awake? The dudes always sleep during this time!" The peer pressure from the girls got to me, so I went to sleep and never tried to stay awake in that class again. ;)

[Pipe Dreams]

I swear when I was in my freshman year I head a geometry teacher that was on smack. That bitch was a goddamn psycho. second day of school, Im sittin in class stoned as a mother fucker, this bitch is up there tryin to teach us trigonometry. She was jibbering a whole bunch of shit, and i tuned in right as she said "Right class?". Right at that time she had such a crazy look on her face, it actually scared me. I never made eye contact with her again after that.

[LIP]

I fell asleep in an RE lesson when i was at school while we were watching a vid, then once it finished my mate woke me up and then we had homework on the video... and another time i fell asleep in a detention to be woken up by some slapper kicking my chair..

[Pipe Dreams]

I fell asleep in an RE lesson when i was at school while we were watching a vid, then once it finished my mate woke me up and then we had homework on the video... and another time i fell asleep in a detention to be woken up by some slapper kicking my chair..


What does the first part have to do with this topic? Whats RE? Whats slapper?

[LIP]

It was in responce to something jam said.

A slapper is a slut... Dirty old skag.

RE was optional at the time i did it, but i think its compulsry now, its a lesson... erm, religeous education i think.

[Davidj56]

what was so funny about the second one??

the doosds a looser in the second one.:dance:

[Frivolous248]

Oh man the kid is SUCH a loser in the second one, I couldn't bear to watch it all...His voice is annoying too.

Yeah, that teacher was seriously stoned. Like...crazy effing stoned.

[TallulahGreen]

I had an art teacher in high school get in trouble for driving some students to San Francisco for a Led Zeppeling concert. That was the coolest fucking teacher ever. I took his class all 4 years of high school and probably completed a total of like 2 art projects, the rest of the time I would show up to class for roll..and I would leave. He gave me an A every semester. Best fucking teacher ever. He would hang out in class and play guitar and tell us all his cool old stories...he rocked..

[MastaChronic]

Oh man the kid is SUCH a loser in the second one, I couldn't bear to watch it all...His voice is annoying too.

Yeah, that teacher was seriously stoned. Like...crazy effing stoned.

the first one made me laugh












the second one made me want to hunt this motherf*cker down and beat him into a bloody pulp with a base ball bat:thumbsup:

[MrDank]

yeah they are both pretty entertaining when you are high

[Fan o KmK]

omfg i just watched the second one. that is probably
top 5
funniest shit
i have ever seen

"i suppose my biggest turn on would probably be...a good conversatinoalist"
AHHAHAHAA I SHIT MYSELF


btw im very high.

[dryst]

ya that second guy...i hinted some kind or retardation?...maybe a little down syndrome...