Bong Rules: The Do's and Don'ts... [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

JohhnyPotSmoker

10-08-2006, 04:24 AM

whoa i disagree witht he whole "bong must be made out of glass" cause from tie to time i will smoke a bong not made of glass and cant complain....so might wanna change rule number one.

redpenguin01

10-08-2006, 04:24 AM

Rule #3 NO DROOLING IN THE BONG.

3rdEyeVision

10-08-2006, 04:26 AM

blow out your carb before you pass it

Phx

10-08-2006, 04:26 AM

Bong may be made of alternative materials. WHEN NECESSARY.

smoke it

10-08-2006, 04:29 AM

#6-dont cough into the fucking bong. if you cant hit it, dont try

NightProwler

10-08-2006, 04:30 AM

dont smoke the whole bowl in one hit

redpenguin01

10-08-2006, 04:31 AM

^^Whah?? You don't pack snappers ever?

poiuyt

10-08-2006, 04:32 AM

#7 - Don't break the bong.

MastaChronic

10-08-2006, 04:33 AM

#8 do not have sex with the bong

JohhnyPotSmoker

10-08-2006, 04:33 AM

8. when placing the bong back on the table, never place it on the side of the table always place in the direct middle.

dryst

10-08-2006, 05:20 AM

i dont agree with #8...sex with ur bong is perfectly healthy...what ur just gonna make out with, suck on it and then leave it hanging?...thats fucked up...

#9...dont bring munchies if ur smoking with a fat kid...

Anathema2121

10-08-2006, 05:24 AM

#10: The bong is not a water gun. If you feel the need to cough please do so outside the bong.

couch-potato

10-08-2006, 05:29 AM

#11 DO NOT INSULT THE BONG IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM. I cannot stress this enough.

dryst

10-08-2006, 05:31 AM

#11 DO NOT INSULT THE BONG IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM. I cannot stress this enough.

and saying not to have sex with the bong...is an insult :D

halosin8r

10-08-2006, 05:38 AM

#12:
When operating cheap 5-12$ glass sliders,
ONCE REMOVED, DO NOT FORCE SLIDER BACK INTO THE FEMALE!
owner will snap, you will crack and the slider will break.

MastaChronic

10-08-2006, 05:40 AM

#8(revised) if you are going to have sex with your bong, clean it out afterwards

Anathema2121

10-08-2006, 05:56 AM

#13 One forfeits one's privelleges and respect if one ever intentionally partakes in the consumption of bong water. Its doesn't get you high and it hasn't been funny since 9th grade.

halosin8r

10-08-2006, 06:03 AM

notunpretentious

10-08-2006, 06:12 AM

#14 when you are passing the bong, pay attention and have a firm grip on it. no one likes a spilled bong, or a broken one either

Anathema2121

10-08-2006, 06:43 AM

drinking the water... i've done that.. laughing.. not many a year ago..

that rule should have exception for when in play of profit or for the 'f.u.b.a.r.' kid at the party to prove he is indeed, 'fucked up beyond any recognition' on whim of dare >:3

Lol, maybe add a clause that allows it to be used as pennace for losing a bet or something. My asshole roomate strains the stuff out of his bong water and stinks up our microwave drying it out and smokes that shit. He calls it grunge and claims it gets you fucked up. I refuse to partake in that jackassery.

3rdEyeVision

10-08-2006, 07:11 AM

lol wtf...he doesnt actually get high does he?? lmao thats dirt baggish

baisez le monde.

10-08-2006, 07:15 AM

do not wrap your lips on the outside of the bong. always put them inside. i saw one chick do that tonight and it looks fucking disgusting

MastaChronic

10-08-2006, 07:24 AM

#16 do not sodomize yourself and/or others with the bong

notunpretentious

10-08-2006, 07:43 AM

#17 if you break it, you buy it. its fucked up if you dont otherwise, especially if its a nice one.

Phx

10-08-2006, 08:04 AM

Rule #420.1 Dont HOLD the Bong! Hit it and pass!

MastaChronic

10-08-2006, 08:06 AM

#19 DO load the bowl if its empty, an empty bong is an unhappy bong

Cornelius

10-08-2006, 08:35 AM

do not wrap your lips on the outside of the bong. always put them inside. i saw one chick do that tonight and it looks fucking disgusting
:D
that is spectacular. I hope I live to see that.

Phx

10-08-2006, 10:59 AM

Do you put cold water in the bong?
Do you put Ice in the bong?
DO you put a booger in the bong if it someones hit you are passing to you dont like?
Do you always pass to the left or right?
Or have you never seen a Bong? :stoned:

SantaClawz

10-08-2006, 03:04 PM

Rule #20:
User is allowed to post only ONE "bong rule" thread.

Stoner Dave

10-08-2006, 04:04 PM

Rule #21
Don't Be a pussy, clear that shit!

LiveHigh

10-08-2006, 08:26 PM

Rule #22
Do not ash a joint, or anything for that matter, into the bong.

slpntrx5

10-08-2006, 08:51 PM

#23

if someone else packs it, THEY get the first hit off that bowl.

partyguy420

10-09-2006, 12:33 AM

how about 24. dont be mean leave some green

Purple Banana

10-09-2006, 12:54 AM

#25 DON'T overpack the bowl unless you're skilled at it. Otherwise, it falls off, and YOU will be combing the carpet for the bud.

Fan o KmK

10-09-2006, 02:48 AM

rule #26.

after your toke dont fuckin stand there and hold the bong while ur telling a story. u can let the other person hit it while your talking. works just as well and even better cuz im not sitting there staring at the bong while ur blabbing about god knows what.

chillsmoke

10-09-2006, 03:08 AM

clear it! dont pass the nasty stale smoke that your pussy lungs cant take... blow it out

Smokey21

10-09-2006, 03:15 AM

rule #27 never hide your bong when you're to high

slpntrx5

10-09-2006, 03:19 AM

i second the motion of rule #27. that shit should be fuckin written in stone!!!

Anathema2121

10-09-2006, 04:46 AM

#28 Thou shalt use no liquid other than water to fill the bong. Putting alcohol in the bong doesn't make you cool, it makes you an asshole. Alcohol not only tastes like shit but also absorbs thc, not the tar and shit like water does.! Man, some people that I know are so ignorant.:mad:

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i second the motion of rule #27. that shit should be fuckin written in stone!!!

Thirded I hate hiding shit from myself. Or worse completely forgetting I hid something period. Finding shit I didn't know (or forgot) I lost rules though. I've found halves I didn't even know were missing before :)

jpt_132

10-09-2006, 05:56 AM

Don't let bong water sit in bong for days... you should poor it out when your done and use fresh water each time!

I prefer putting Jack Daniels in my bong... it tastes pretty good and then you can drink it afterwards!

Purple Banana

10-09-2006, 09:05 PM

Eugh... Jack and bongwater DO NOT MIX.

I actually tried Kool Aide once, and the smoke tasted GREAT.

jpt_132

10-09-2006, 09:46 PM

NO, not bong water mixed with Jack Daniels... I means straight JD! it's bomb... you can taste the alcahol and the cannabis tase!

Frozen Sativa

10-09-2006, 11:01 PM

#29 Make sure the bong is upright.

hello3pat

10-10-2006, 02:04 AM

#30 Don't always take the first hit let others have a chance, even if you are packing it.

Phx

10-10-2006, 02:15 AM

Rule # 419: When posting on Bong Rule writer's thread, don't talk shit about thread starter.

Rule#420: Smoke the PEACE Bong over ice!

Chronic.Tonic

10-10-2006, 04:53 AM

Rule #30
If the bowl is gone; dump it. Don't hand me that vomit inducing shit!

froman471

10-10-2006, 12:29 PM

#15...nuder no circumstance is the bong your toilet
BTW-being really fucked up is not an excuse:dance:

Left

10-10-2006, 04:47 PM

In a pinch, your urine is not an acceptable substitute for water.

Greenport

10-10-2006, 09:33 PM

never drink the bong water

dankman

10-10-2006, 10:28 PM

if you break a bong dont lie about it, come forth and accept ur punishment

Spliffman3000

10-12-2006, 04:29 AM

do not exhale into the bong

ThePurpleMan

10-12-2006, 04:57 AM

Rule #32 dont pass me your ash.. pull it through or ash it somewhere im not a trash man its not my job.

Buddha Man

10-13-2006, 02:46 AM

rule #33 if you take a huge hit and feel the need to puke, close your mouth, put the bong down gently, and go elsewhere to vomit. puke on bong=gotta buy a new bong

Tom Swierzbinski

10-14-2006, 03:40 AM

Rule #34, do not diss the bong and proclaim that yours is 'so much cooler'. You dont like the bong, you dont smoke out of the bong.

And how the fuck are there 56 posts and only 34 rules? Well, this is a stoner site :rasta:

LittLeWinG

10-14-2006, 03:04 PM

#35 Bong must not be invisible (causes confusion) and must not contain Magical Abilities such as the creation of rip in time. BUT is allowed to get you ripped in general :rasta:

Bob the Awesome

10-14-2006, 03:30 PM

#36 - The bong, under any circumstances, will NOT be used as a makeshift arc welder in some kind of McGuyver-esque attempt at breaking out of dramatic, life-threatening situations.

(I know, I'm old)

P.S. Acrylic's are good to use, I don't know about you but I wouldn't take a glass bong anywhere if I had one... travelling with my acrylic means it never gets broken :D