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buddymyfriend
10-07-2006, 10:34 PM
About a year ago I was unemployed and the one day I was actually looking for a job in the paper and not smoking weed the door bell rings. I leave my bedroom and have a look through the upstairs window and see some white guy about 5'8'' in joggers and a baseball cap. Theres was just something odd lookin about the guy and the fact I was in my dressing gown I decided not to answer the door. I went down stairs got a drink and noticed my back door was unlocked. I locked it and took the key and drink back upto my room, when i got there i chucked the key on the side and continued looking through the local paper looking for a job. I turned the first page and I hear this banging downstairs from sounds like the kitchen. Now im always hearing shit in my house, most of the time it's my cat pissing about with something she's found on the floor. But this time it was very different!

I always have a tool nearby as my old man ain't about so im the man of the house. This time i had my expandable baton to hand, like UK police have.About two and a half foot long of black metal with a comfortable rubber grip. So I flick it out and go and take a look see in my dressing gown. I get into the kitchen and the same guy that rang the door and another guy have a of pair long red bolt cutters and are cutting like mad at my back door. I have one those double glazed PVC doors. When I first saw them, I just froze and took the scene in for a moment. There's two guys breaking into my house, my fuckin house! I raise my baton above my head and shout as loud as I can '' GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE ''. The taller of the two who's doing the cutting just looks at me and cuts even harder. I remember the look in his eye, like a savage hungry dog, like a man looking for his next fix. I've seen that look many a time before, I know that look.
Now I'm a big fella, 6' 2'' , shaved head, around 12 stones and fuck me I can shout, i was waiving my baton above my head like a mad man, but the guy didnt even fuckin flinch he just cut harder. Now this pissed me off, not only are you breaking into my home, where my family live, where my family have died, but you're not taking the fucking hint and this made me the even more angrier! I reached into my dressing gown pocket for the key so I can unlock the door and well beat the living shit outta these arsehole scum that are breaking into my home, but alas I'd left it upstairs. I ran upstairs to get the key and had a hundred thoughts racing through my head.

I run upto my room and grab the key and my phone I think about the situation for what seemed like ages, but really it only took a split second. Let me sum it up, Theres two guys breaking into your home, the one who rang the doorbell who you know you can quite comfortably handle, but the other is much taller and has a look that put the chills in you and obviously is cluckin for his next fix or isnt in the slightest intimidated by me. Maybe both. I think I need to call someone incase shit goes down and I end up in a pool of blood and no one knows what the hells happened to me. I think about calling my older bro who's the man you need in a shitty situation, but he lives too far away. I think of my lil bro who is just as good in a crisis, but hes at work, what about my boys? All at work, and then the last people i think of is the police. I dial 999 as fast as i can, get through to the lady and say: 'Police service', get through,'My names Chris Farmer, my address is 420 I aint telling ya (gave real addy to police ofcourse) my house is currently being burgled by two guys im going back down to stop them, come as soon as you can' and put throw the phone down.
I head back downstairs baton in hand, full of adrenaline, awaiting a fight to protect my home, knowing I may go down in the struggle. But all is quiet, not a fucking sound. I get to the bottom of the stairs and run into the kitchen and the back door is now wide open but no one is to be seen. I go back upstairs and get the phone, to my amazement the police are still on the line. I tell them not to worry they've gone when they ask me if ive checked the rest of the house. This big, black cloud of dread consumes me. What if they're still here, could I have been that stupid and not checked the rest of the house? Why had I assumed they'd just gone? Are they still here, somewhere?
I stayed on the phone to the police while going around the house checkin in cupboards and behind doors. It was like something outta a film! Me kickin doors in, on the phone the police, clearing rooms, looking for the scum that had broken in my home.
I checked the whole house but found no one and nothing missing, not as much as a spoon out of place except for the busted back door where they broken in. As I checked the last room the police turned up, little too late, can they get anything right?
They took all the details, send for forensics to take prints, took me to the cop shop, looked at photos to see if I could recognise anyone. None of it anyuse, but 'they're keeping it on record'. For the nest few days I had a nine inch hunting knive in sheath around my right ankle, throwing darts to my right, and now a hickory pic axe handle. Thought I should up the game if they come back. They never have, but it cost my old dear £50.00 excess on house insurance to fix the back door and put extra locks on, £300.00 on a pukka alarm system and the price of not feeling safe in your own home. Know I have tools lieing about everywhere now, be it my hickory stick or a magazine (rolled up makes a quick, deadly tool) just incase. So if you two pussy ass bitches are reading, come back and try again, I fucking dare ya!

Peace

Buddy

Sig
10-07-2006, 11:24 PM
That's a crazy story, I've had people try to get in my place, but they always seem to run away. I have yet to find someone who will come through a door after hearing a 10ga shotgun being charged.

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Always keep a tool close by. here's another one of mine.

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It sucks in the UK that only the criminals have guns.

buddymyfriend
10-07-2006, 11:31 PM
That's a crazy story, I've had people try to get in my place, but they always seem to run away. I have yet to find someone who will come through a door after hearing a 10ga shotgun being charged.

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Always keep a tool close by. here's another one of mine.

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It sucks in the UK that only the criminals have guns.

It sure is! Had I have had a gun, i wouldve knee capped the bastards, tied em up, hit em a few times and then called the po'.

Peace

Buddy

Kwali
10-07-2006, 11:40 PM
Also keep heat close, a nice glock 24c 40 S&W with 5 10 round clips got the clips before they became illegal :smokin:

buddymyfriend
10-07-2006, 11:41 PM
A mans gotta guard his castle right? And ladies too;)

MegaOctane12
10-07-2006, 11:46 PM
That's a crazy story, I've had people try to get in my place, but they always seem to run away. I have yet to find someone who will come through a door after hearing a 10ga shotgun being charged.

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Always keep a tool close by. here's another one of mine.

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It sucks in the UK that only the criminals have guns.

Really, no offence, but the US is the most fucked up country in the World when it comes down to it. I would rather not have a gun and get shot, than carry a gun and have the fear of having to use it. I actually care about people, regardless, and I always think there's something you can do, besides take someones face off, of course, there's situations where you could be murdered but that's life. To be honest, the more guns are around, the more guns are used to kill people.

MegaOctane12
10-07-2006, 11:48 PM
Oh yeah and I have been burgled but my cat caught the guy getting through the bathroom window and allerted me. He did it in style as well, no barking like a fucking dog.

buddymyfriend
10-07-2006, 11:59 PM
Oh yeah and I have been burgled but my cat caught the guy getting through the bathroom window and allerted me. He did it in style as well, no barking like a fucking dog.

Gotta love them kitties!:D

MacWQ33
10-08-2006, 12:01 AM
Where do you guys get guns? lol Black market? Or do you hunt maybe? Interesting.....I heard anyone can get a gun permit but have no idea.

Kon.Artist.
10-08-2006, 12:04 AM
Yeah... about 3 years ago somebody tried to get inside our house. I remember it so fucking well too. This dude got the shit scared out of him

Me and my mom and my brother were sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast at like 7 in the morning. we hear this weird ass noise at the back door and my brother goes and sees wat it was. Some dude is trying to use a crowbar to break open our back door. he told my mom and she goes and gets my dad and im just sitting there watching this guy from the next room. its like he doesnt care how much noise hes making. Well my dad comes out looking kinda pissed he got woke up and he fucking goes off on the dude. But the guy just pulls out this knife its like a foot long. Now my dad used to run a tree trimming service, and our closet in the back room was full of tools and shit. He goes in there and pulls out his biggest fucking chainsaw the blades gotta be like 4 feet long. the guy outside doesnt even notice till my dad turned it on and started reving the engine and the look on this guys face was fucking priceless. This was funny as hell and kinda shocking really, but i was the only one in my family who got a kick out of it.

ugh.. i am too relaxed (or just lazy maybe?) to type right now even tho i just did..and i forgot i was gonna go smoke :(

polo420
10-08-2006, 12:04 AM
Good idea Octane. I mean, good ideals. Someone comes in my House, I have a Family to protect.... 12 Guage Mossberg. EOS. You would rather be shot than have to shoot? Ridiculous. It is a selfish act not to protect your Family. I pray that you are never the Prey. Just my .02.

buddymyfriend
10-08-2006, 12:14 AM
Yeah... about 3 years ago somebody tried to get inside our house. I remember it so fucking well too. This dude got the shit scared out of him

Me and my mom and my brother were sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast at like 7 in the morning. we hear this weird ass noise at the back door and my brother goes and sees wat it was. Some dude is trying to use a crowbar to break open our back door. he told my mom and she goes and gets my dad and im just sitting there watching this guy from the next room. its like he doesnt care how much noise hes making. Well my dad comes out looking kinda pissed he got woke up and he fucking goes off on the dude. But the guy just pulls out this knife its like a foot long. Now my dad used to run a tree trimming service, and our closet in the back room was full of tools and shit. He goes in there and pulls out his biggest fucking chainsaw the blades gotta be like 4 feet long. the guy outside doesnt even notice till my dad turned it on and started reving the engine and the look on this guys face was fucking priceless. This was funny as hell and kinda shocking really, but i was the only one in my family who got a kick out of it.

ugh.. i am too relaxed (or just lazy maybe?) to type right now even tho i just did..and i forgot i was gonna go smoke :(

Lmao!:thumbsup: You dads a legend!:thumbsup: See the lengths we have to go to to protect ourselves in the one place we should be able to feel safe.

Peace

Buddy

Kwali
10-08-2006, 12:54 AM
I got my gun at the local gun store/gun range. I got a gun license and a conceal license. A very good invest since i live in the city. I goto the range at least once a week if I can.

Oh and I would never get a black market gun, you never know if it carrys a body or multiple bodys on that gun. So if you were ever to get in trouble and that gun was around you'd be fucked.

chris420
10-08-2006, 01:14 AM
I didnt realize until now with this thread that I can legally own a gun. Ive never gotten robbed, Im surprised at this fact because I have walked on the streets of this not so safe country I live in really fucking drunk at all hours of the night and day back when I used to get shitfaced all the time. All my buddies have gotten mugged atleast once.

Sig
10-08-2006, 02:51 AM
Really, no offence... there's situations where you could be murdered but that's life.

No offence taken, you have a right to your opinion, at least you do in the US.

Oh, and getting murdered is not part of life, unless you're sheeple. If they do find me murdered, by god they will find me in a pile of shell casings. :thumbsup:

Kryzco
10-08-2006, 02:56 AM
yes I have

fuckers stole my radio

and some cd's

I'm glad I moved

4gan2ja0
10-08-2006, 03:10 AM
never have, guess im pretty lucky. the chainsaw story is pretty fucking funny, i can only imagine what that guy was thinking

HypnotizedMind
10-08-2006, 04:20 AM
" Last time someone broke in i was waiting for them naked talking in my demon voice...ive been waiting for you, dont need a gun when they know theres someone crazier than them."

bob and tom comedy tour.

dopesmoker
10-08-2006, 04:27 AM
ive never been burglered or robbed yet

dryst
10-08-2006, 04:49 AM
Really, no offence, but the US is the most fucked up country in the World when it comes down to it. I would rather not have a gun and get shot, than carry a gun and have the fear of having to use it. I actually care about people, regardless, and I always think there's something you can do, besides take someones face off, of course, there's situations where you could be murdered but that's life. To be honest, the more guns are around, the more guns are used to kill people.

are u some kind of fuckin tree hugging retard?...its survival of the fittest man..ud let a fuckin crackhead shoot u in the ball sack over $5 rather put a cap in the fuckers forehead...thats just plain outright fuckin ignorance man...its a kill or be killed sitaution and ur telling the other dude to kill u then do w/e with ur dead body...i thought it was a built in impulse in the human brain, like a basic instinct to fight for surivival...maybe u took a few to many acid trips to the head man...maybe its time to come back to reality?

MacWQ33
10-08-2006, 04:51 AM
Kwali, how do you go about getting these liscences? Do you need to have a legit reason

dryst
10-08-2006, 04:54 AM
depending on the state u live in its pretty easy...18 to own a rifle and 21 to own a pistol...u can walk into walmart and fill out the paper work there back in the hunting aisles...

buddymyfriend
10-08-2006, 08:58 AM
" Last time someone broke in i was waiting for them naked talking in my demon voice...ive been waiting for you, dont need a gun when they know theres someone crazier than them."

bob and tom comedy tour.

That's what my ex said I couldve done as I was in my dressing gown. Hot naked,jump arouns screaming like mad man, yanking my area. Might of worked!

Peace

Buddy

bud breath420
10-08-2006, 09:35 AM
i got robbed last week sometime.. spent a week smoking and drinking with my buddies at a friends house get home and found that 8 plants had been removed from my growspot in my yard!!!.. i know it was the nextdoor neighbors but im not sure how im gonna play this one out.. hmmm fuckin bastards

buddymyfriend
10-08-2006, 09:42 AM
i got robbed last week sometime.. spent a week smoking and drinking with my buddies at a friends house get home and found that 8 plants had been removed from my growspot in my yard!!!.. i know it was the nextdoor neighbors but im not sure how im gonna play this one out.. hmmm fuckin bastards

The possibilities are endless my friend, revenge is a dish best served cold.

Peace

Buddy

Kwali
10-08-2006, 09:50 AM
BTW everything I post below is under OHIO laws, laws change by states.
Just like dryst said. You must be 18 to buy a rifle, 21 to buy a hand-gun.
Although it is not illlegal for Juveniles to possess either type of gun, just to buy. Basicly to buy it, they run a check on your background, could take a hour or a day depending where you go. In order to get a permit to carry a weapon in public you will need to do the following.

The following criteria determines who is eligible to obtain a permit:

* Must be a resident of the county where application is being made.
* A resident of a county in this state within the last 30 days.
* A resident of the state within the last 45 days.
* Must provide a color photograph taken within 30 days of application.
* Must provide fingerprints.
* Can provide proof of the successful completion of a firearms safety-training course taken within the last 3 years.
* Must be 21 years of age or older.

The following criteria determines who is ineligible to obtain a permit:

* A fugitive from justice.
* Under indictment for or convicted of a felony.
* Under indictment for or convicted of a crime involving drugs.
* Within the preceding 3 years was convicted of a crime of violence.
* Within the preceding 5 years was convicted of assault or aggravated assault.
* Within the preceding 10 years was convicted of resisting arrest, or convicted of interfering with the lawful arrest of another person.
* Is subject to a civil protection order or a temporary civil protection order issued by the court of any state.

Applicants must provide proof of training, completed within the last 3 years, by submitting an original or photocopy of a certificate of completion of a training course.

Each course must consist of a minimum 12 hours, with 10 hours dedicated to:

* Safe handling, safe storage.
* Safe handling of ammunition.
* Safe firing of a handgun.
* Gun handling training.
* A written exam on the above issues.
* Additionally, 2 hours of each course must be dedicated to live-fire training.

Just check out http://www.stategunlaws.org/ for the laws near you.

yochrono
10-08-2006, 09:52 AM
crazy fucking story. glad to hear you are ok. if anyone tried to break into my apartment they would be fucked.

MegaOctane12
10-08-2006, 10:16 AM
are u some kind of fuckin tree hugging retard?...its survival of the fittest man..ud let a fuckin crackhead shoot u in the ball sack over $5 rather put a cap in the fuckers forehead...thats just plain outright fuckin ignorance man...its a kill or be killed sitaution and ur telling the other dude to kill u then do w/e with ur dead body...i thought it was a built in impulse in the human brain, like a basic instinct to fight for surivival...maybe u took a few to many acid trips to the head man...maybe its time to come back to reality?

Only reason I haven't replied to anyone else is because I respect their opinion.


I don't know what to say to you mate, its probaly in your nature to kill people given the slightest opportunity, but that kind of mentality isn't something I want or find scary, in fact that kind of attitude will bring you more trouble than if you had nothing to depend yourself with. Yes I am a hippie but I'm probaly more in touch with reality than you are. You sound alot like a compulsive reactionary and what's amusing to me is you'll probaly get shot before I do.

dryst
10-08-2006, 10:30 AM
Only reason I haven't replied to anyone else is because I respect their opinion.


I don't know what to say to you mate, its probaly in your nature to kill people given the slightest opportunity, but that kind of mentality isn't something I want or find scary, in fact that kind of attitude will bring you more trouble than if you had nothing to depend yourself with. Yes I am a hippie but I'm probaly more in touch with reality than you are. You sound alot like a compulsive reactionary and what's amusing to me is you'll probaly get shot before I do.

ur right i probally would get shot before u...the reason why, is simply cause if it calls for it ill stand up for my self, my family, and even friends...and if i ever do get shot...chances are the dude that shot me, is either dead, or soon will be...as for u being in touch with reality i highly doubt it, dipping cigarettes in embalming fluids and running around ur yard naked rubbing ur package on plants, u be the judge of that one...u probally have nothing worth living for witch is why u have a thought process like that...
as for me it being in my nature to kill someone at the slightest oppurtunity...that bullshit...i didnt grow up torturing little animals dude...its simple fact if someone is trying to dispatch me, im gonna take them out before they take me out...its a primal instinct, im not gonna pick fights with people, im not gonna walk around with a glock on my hip, im not gonna go rob a bank or kidnap someones kid...but if someone try to invade my place of residence, the one place i feel safe in the world and try to fuck with me, or my family..., i will kill them, maybe not with a clean conscience, and i may have nightmares for the rest of my life, but i will kill someone as a last resort, and if that situation came about, id do everything in my power to kill them before they killed me, maybe u should take a step back and weigh the value of ur life and the lives of ur family before u say ud let someone kill u...people are dying for shitty reasons these days man...when i was 11 i saw a guy shot in the face over a pack of cigarettes...shits going to hell, and if u arent rdy to step up and do what u have to do thenur gonna go down with it...

MastaChronic
10-08-2006, 10:39 AM
man, if anyone tried breaking into my house i would be all over them. id sneak up behind them and clap their ears, HARD, its enough to knockem the fuck out! or if that doesnt work when they turn around i'll pokem in the eyes and spin kick their face thru a wall! then i would grab the heaviest hard object with i three foot radius of myself and proceed to beat down any of theyre friends, they pull a gun on me and i'll fuckem up with whatever ive got, probably throw it at them and then run and jump on their heads! id be like a hurricane! nothin could stop me, not even a bullet i dont care if i die, if they shoot me, im takin all of them with me! DAMN THE TORPEDOES, FULL SPEED AHEAD!ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAALA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

dryst
10-08-2006, 10:41 AM
like i said :D u gotta do what u gotta do :p

MastaChronic
10-08-2006, 10:44 AM
plus, id just enjoy killing the motherf*uckers that break into my house :D let death do with me what he will, as long as it doesnt involve my anus lol

dryst
10-08-2006, 10:45 AM
plus, id just enjoy killing the motherf*uckers that break into my house :D let death do with me what he will, as long as it doesnt involve my anus lol

lmao...maybe thats why their breakin in int he frist place :D

buddymyfriend
10-08-2006, 11:38 AM
ur right i probally would get shot before u...the reason why, is simply cause if it calls for it ill stand up for my self, my family, and even friends...and if i ever do get shot...chances are the dude that shot me, is either dead, or soon will be...as for u being in touch with reality i highly doubt it, dipping cigarettes in embalming fluids and running around ur yard naked rubbing ur package on plants, u be the judge of that one...u probally have nothing worth living for witch is why u have a thought process like that...
as for me it being in my nature to kill someone at the slightest oppurtunity...that bullshit...i didnt grow up torturing little animals dude...its simple fact if someone is trying to dispatch me, im gonna take them out before they take me out...its a primal instinct, im not gonna pick fights with people, im not gonna walk around with a glock on my hip, im not gonna go rob a bank or kidnap someones kid...but if someone try to invade my place of residence, the one place i feel safe in the world and try to fuck with me, or my family..., i will kill them, maybe not with a clean conscience, and i may have nightmares for the rest of my life, but i will kill someone as a last resort, and if that situation came about, id do everything in my power to kill them before they killed me, maybe u should take a step back and weigh the value of ur life and the lives of ur family before u say ud let someone kill u...people are dying for shitty reasons these days man...when i was 11 i saw a guy shot in the face over a pack of cigarettes...shits going to hell, and if u arent rdy to step up and do what u have to do thenur gonna go down with it...


Amen!

Tom Green Thumb
10-08-2006, 12:17 PM
I had a crappy incident that happened about 6 years ago. I was home sleeping and it was about seven thirty in the morning. My wife went to work and my daugter which was six months old at the time was in her crib sleeping. I awoke to the sound of the door bell. When I staggered to the door all hung over from the previous night (was Saturday morning) I saw a man at the door. He was about six foot four and I didn't recognize him from his sillouett through the glass pain that runs parallel to the door. I stupidly opened the door since I was still half alseep thinking it was a sales man or something else of that nature.

As soon as I opened the door the man pushed his way inside the house and immediately told me it was a robbery! He was carrying a huge eight inch knife and my first reaction was to grab it out of his hands, but before I acted on impulse I remembered my daugther sleeping in her crib and thought it would be safer to play it out for my daughter and my own safety.

I asked him what he wanted and he sayed all of my money. I repeatedly told him there was nothing here but he insisted on me wearing hand cuffs. I agreed to put them on as the knife to my throat was a big deciding factor. He placed them on me but not in the usual style the cops do. He put them on with my hands in front of me which I remember being very happy about at the time. Then he continued demanding money and pulling me around the house. He continued to punch me and yell for the money he was tipped off that I had.

I remember everytime he hit me I saw a huge flash of white light like someone was taking my picture in the dark. I eventually could hardly see through my left eye and I still remember seeing everything in red for a while as blood teared into my eyes. When he started to threaten me with the knife again and tried to place it to my throat I decided I've had enough. I started to fight back as I figured I was going to be hurt even worse if I didn't. The good thing was I knew there was no money in the house as I removed it the night before, but there was weed.

I kept picturing my daugter in her crib and the thought of protecting her from him going in that room put me in a rage. In the fight he tried to stab me in the chest but I put my chained hands up to protect myself and the knife ending up sticking into my left hand and cutting open the web of skin that sits between your thumb and index finger. Somehow in the struggle my hand cuffs broke loose! I don't believe they were cop quality cuffs but probably just the cheap metal ones from a novelty store. When that happened I really started to fight him as my both hands were free! I am still amazed to this day that I got no further cuts.

He decided it was not going as planned and ran out the door. As soon as he was out I locked the door behind him and ran into my daugters room to check on her. She was still fast a sleep in her bed. I believe the reason I didn't get to badly hurt with the exception of a sliced hand, two black eyes and a bleeding nose was the fact that he was not there to kill me. He just wanted the money and when he saw it was not going as planned he took off. I like to believe it was because I was fighting him but sadly that probably is not the case. I am a big guy too, but when someone has the upper hand with a razor sharp knife you most likely are going to be the one to get hurt. I didn't get any more cuts so that verifies my conclusion in my mind. In any case, I did not call the cops as I did have three pounds of pot in my freezer. I am proud to say that I never offered him the three pounds - I didn't want him to get anything and he didn't.

So I believe the moral of the story is - be safe. You never know when a friend is going to say too much, so keep your mouth closed and you probably won't have to go through a bad experience like I have. They say if it doesn't kill you it will just make you stronger - and that is the case for me. I was lucky, it might have turned out a whole lot worse. I like to think of myself as a fairly tuff guy, but this episode really screwed me up for a few months. Life always seems so much less safe after something like this happens. My personality and way of thinking about other people has changed from one terrible incident, but I think for the better.

TGT

Kwali
10-08-2006, 12:49 PM
In the fight he tried to stab me in the chest but I put my chained hands up to protect myself and the knife ending up sticking into my left hand and cutting open the web of skin that sits between your thumb and index finger.
TGT

I think at this point he was trying to in fact kill you untill the hand cuffs broke causing your hands to be free, and he became worried/scared of the situation turning for the worst for him and fled knowing he couldn't wound you seriously/or get what he was after, or knowing you could of got the knife and returned the favor now that it was a fair fight and you were no longer tied up. Either way you sir are a G

TokeTilImBroke
10-08-2006, 01:11 PM
Either way you sir are a G

I second that.

LIP
10-08-2006, 03:59 PM
m1911 for me. Im no criminal, and i dont break the law with it, but like we've all said, you GOTTA be safe in your own home. Luckily i've never been broken into, but if they did and i was in i'd probably kill them. Tbh, i seriously dont know if i'd even feel guilty. It'd be there own fault so why should i?

dont know if i'd go that far though, no one can say what they'd do untill it happens, but if they carried on and i thnk i'd open fire, maybe to just scare them...

Either way, gotta stay safe.

Fucking dicks.

Tom Green Thumb
10-08-2006, 04:17 PM
I have to ask, what is a G? I might be stupid but it confused the crap out of me.

TGT

Station22
10-08-2006, 04:22 PM
It sucks in the UK that only the criminals have guns.

Hate to shatter you illusions, but im the UK, the vast majority of criminals dont have guns. I would bet me bottem doller that the guys who broke in to this blokes house wern't carrying, if they were he may be dead.

I'ld rather take my chances in a country where normal people dont have guns any day of the week.

LIP
10-08-2006, 04:32 PM
I was watching COP's on TV the other night, and it was about this kid shooting his best friend in the face with .38 S&W. The kid who got shot died in the living room, but they got him back with the defribulator. The kid who shot him said it was his dads gun and didnt know it was loaded.

This is what happens when guns are legal in a country. ALL guns should be kept in a locked Gun Safe.

Sig
10-08-2006, 05:27 PM
m1911 for me. Im no criminal, and i dont break the law with it, Fucking dicks.

You're in england, so you're already breaking the law with it by having it.

LIP
10-08-2006, 05:30 PM
Yes, technically, but do i care? No. Im no criminal. Im breaking the law by smoking weed.

Sig
10-08-2006, 05:34 PM
This is what happens when guns are legal in a country.

No, this is what happens when you let retards reproduce and own guns. I think there should be a better screening process for fire arm sales. I used to sell all kinds of guns at a sporting goods store, and I turned quite a few people down, which was well within my power as a firearms dealer.

LIP
10-08-2006, 05:37 PM
Yes, there should be a better screening process, but also it shouldf be law to keep them in a Gun Safe, unless it already is? I know is it in UK, but have no idea about America.

MegaOctane12
10-08-2006, 05:47 PM
ur right i probally would get shot before u...the reason why, is simply cause if it calls for it ill stand up for my self, my family, and even friends...and if i ever do get shot...chances are the dude that shot me, is either dead, or soon will be...as for u being in touch with reality i highly doubt it, dipping cigarettes in embalming fluids and running around ur yard naked rubbing ur package on plants, u be the judge of that one...u probally have nothing worth living for witch is why u have a thought process like that...
as for me it being in my nature to kill someone at the slightest oppurtunity...that bullshit...i didnt grow up torturing little animals dude...its simple fact if someone is trying to dispatch me, im gonna take them out before they take me out...its a primal instinct, im not gonna pick fights with people, im not gonna walk around with a glock on my hip, im not gonna go rob a bank or kidnap someones kid...but if someone try to invade my place of residence, the one place i feel safe in the world and try to fuck with me, or my family..., i will kill them, maybe not with a clean conscience, and i may have nightmares for the rest of my life, but i will kill someone as a last resort, and if that situation came about, id do everything in my power to kill them before they killed me, maybe u should take a step back and weigh the value of ur life and the lives of ur family before u say ud let someone kill u...people are dying for shitty reasons these days man...when i was 11 i saw a guy shot in the face over a pack of cigarettes...shits going to hell, and if u arent rdy to step up and do what u have to do thenur gonna go down with it...


All I can say to that is no

Sig
10-08-2006, 05:53 PM
Yes, there should be a better screening process, but also it shouldf be law to keep them in a Gun Safe, unless it already is? I know is it in UK, but have no idea about America.

It's law that all new firearms must come with a lock that renders the gun useless. There's no specific law that requires you to keep a gun in a safe, but there are laws against child endangerment, which includes giving a child access to a gun while unsupervised, and a lot of other things.

There probably should be a law to keep guns in safes whenever a child is in the house, but the US government tries not to tell us what we can and cannot do in our own homes beyond what it's already dictated, especially with special intrest groups (NRA) breathing down their neck and giving them money all the time. Personally I don't think any special intrest group should be able to communicate with the polititions in any way. The only ones telling the polititions what we want, are the individual voters. I'm sick of the minority opinion getting whatever they want, just because they have a lot of money and a big medium to share their message (hollywood and the media.)

What happenes in those "child shoots friend accidently with dad's gun" situations, is the dad has a gun, and doesn't educate his child on how to be safe around it. Even with proper education, I would not give a child access to a gun, but kids get into everything, and I'd rather them be properly educated than holding a gun that they know nothing about.

LIP
10-08-2006, 05:57 PM
Too True.

MacWQ33
10-08-2006, 06:02 PM
Kwali thanx for the info, and please remove that clown avatar haha!

Zoosh
10-08-2006, 06:13 PM
Thats an amazing story TGT.
You couldnt have handled it better. :)

You can get BB guns at 18 or 21 not sure, and they look real and if it comes to it you can blast a metal pellet into his eyeball.

partyguy420
10-08-2006, 06:21 PM
yea. a few times... people think they can jack my shit, but as soon as i catch one of those basturds jacking shit from me, i have a axe and a meachette under my bed(i was shaping them, and neverr bothered to take them back out) but when i catch one of those basturds, there gonna say good by to atleast 5 finger and then there hand(im gonna cut each finger off one by one, at each bend in there fingers, and then one clean cut to the wrist with my rusty meachttee

Professor Dan K.
10-08-2006, 08:31 PM
my house has never been robbed, but some shitfuck broke into my car can stole all my cd's and everything that was in my glove compartment: proof of insurance and registration, and a pair of black leather gloves, with rabbit fur on the inside, i was pissed about the cd's but i burned more, i was pissed about the paperwork but i got copies... but those fuckin gloves cost me like 50 bucks. i walked around the neighborhood at like 2am with a lacrosse stick (shaft only) and a switchblade just in case. i found the fucker cleaning out cars all along the street, just taking everything out if the car was open and putting it into trash bag.

so i come up behind him as hes running to the next car, and proceed to.... give him a new look. sent him home crying and took my gloves back.... i love those gloves lol.

turns out the kid was a year younger than me, using the stuff he stole probably for drug money... people like him give us a bad name.

Nochowderforyou
10-08-2006, 08:37 PM
I was robbed once.

When I was 17 I used to sell copious amounts of ganja from outside of my small basement suite. I was out selling the remainder of the previous stash and I had about 14grams with me. I usually kept my fresh supply in my freezer, but seeing as that was the last of it, I brought the rest with me. I get home and I notice a few things are out of place and a good 20 of my CD's and few VHS movies (No DVD's were invented at this time) were missing.

I later found out a few months later while drinking with my so called friend, he told me he stopped by once to pick up an 1/8 from me, thing is, I wasn't home (this was the day I wa sout selling the last 14g's), so he took it into himself to climb into my back, bedroom window, and look in my freezer to steal it, instead of buy it. Luckily for me I had it all with me so he got nothing, except my CD's and movies.

He told me everything that night and said he would replace the music he stole from me. We ended up getting into a scrap later on that night and that was the last time I partied with him. That was well over 2 yrs ago now.

LIP
10-08-2006, 09:10 PM
What a complete prick. People like that really do give us a bad name.

buddymyfriend
10-08-2006, 11:23 PM
TGT what a story man!:thumbsup:

Peace

Buddy

Tom Green Thumb
10-09-2006, 02:27 AM
Zoosh and buddymyfriend: Thanks for the compliment, but to this day I feel guilty for letting him even hand cuff me in the first place. Some people would say that is a wimpy thing to do and I should have fought him right then and there. But if I would have I can guarantee that there would be a good chance I would have been seriously hurt and then he would be alone in the house with my sleeping daugter. I did what I could at the time to minimize the damage and protect my little girl, even if it seemed like the cowardly thing to do. Still I feel ashamed for letting him control me for that good 45 minutes or so he had me cuffed. I don't know how I justify these feelings as I know it turned out great and for the better, but still there is that feeling of helplessness that I will never forget. No man should ever have to feel that way.

On a brighter note I had been ripped off just recently without any violence, which is nice for a change. I was getting ready to go out when a 'friend' came by and asked me to let him stash something in my shed for a while. He had done this in the past so I agreed. He insisted he wanted to show me where he was going to place it. I thought this was odd as he never did this before, but I continued to followed him into my backyard leaving my front door unlocked.

When we got back there he showed me where he was going to place it and then started on some crap about his girlfriend cheating on him. After a while of a boring conversation he told me that he had forgot an appointment and would be back in an hour to pick up his stash. He took off quickly and I walked back to my house to lock the door and leave.

When I went to lock the back door and go about my business something told me to first go inside. Inside I noticed the front door was wide open when it was closed as I was just leaving when my 'friend' came knocking. I ran upstairs and didn't see anything suspicious. When I got to my bedroom my heart just sank in my chest. My bedroom was ransacked! I quickly made my way to the kitchen and opened the fridge. My pound and a half of weed was gone and my scale! I was pissed!

It turned out when he coaxed me into the backyard he had a friend run into the house as I left the door unlocked as I figured I wasn't going far. His accomplice must have been very quick the amount of stuff he went through in such a short time was amazing. When he left he went out the front door, hence the door being mysteriously opened.

If he would have closed the front door when leaving I would have just locked the back door and went out as I was doing in the first place before he came. I would have been gone for hours and when I returned I wouldn't probably have suspected him. He knew I was going out as I told him the day before. I even told him the time. Stupid me! That is why he knew when to come.

I ended up loosing a pound and a half of Blueberry, a scale and my pellet gun. The funny thing was in the freezer at the back was three pounds that was tied up well in an opaque plastic bag! He missed that thank god.

Now that I knew he had did it, all I did was went out to the shed and grabbed what he had stashed and kept it until he returned to make the trade. Funny thing was what he stashed was worth way more than the amount he took. What an idiot!

To make a long story short (too late!) I got my stuff back and ended up giving his stash back with one clause. I didn't want to see him ever again. I knew this guy since high school and he never did anything like this to me before. I would have never thought him capable. I would have handled it much differently if I didn't know the guy so well. Even though he tried to rip me off I still knew him for years and couldn't bring myself to have him hostitalized. It turned out he snorted a little (an understatment!) too much cocaine and owed a well known biker gang (I won't say the name - but you can guess) a lot of money that they were demanding. He could have asked to borrow some and I would have gladly helped him out. Damb idiot!

I have not seen him again and it has been about eight months. I hope it stays that way. You never know who you can trust eh?

TGT

Professor Dan K.
10-09-2006, 02:30 AM
I dont think guns should be illegal, if that happens criminals who are still bent on destruction and causing harm will get them 1 way or another, so basically a law banning the possession of firearms would actually be harmful to people (in my opinion).

Also, i dont believe that you should be required to keep a gun locked up in a safe. For example, you wake int he middle of the night to some strange noises down stairs. you get up to check it out and a guy is robbing you, say hes got a weapon and charges you. "hold on man i gotta get my gun outta the safe so i can defend myself!"... you can see the problem here.

And for the child safety reasons. I dont believe that a gun should be locked up if a child is near by (by law, if you choose to do so i totally see your reasoning). If you own a gun, and have a child, i would really hope that you would teach your child how it works, and how dangerous it can be. My dad has half a dozen guns in the house. He taught me at a young age how they work, took me shooting, and taught me gun safety. Im sorry to say this, and i know its being harsh but this is how i feel, if you have a child and you failed to teach him gun safety and he ends up shooting himself or someone else... thats your own damn fault for keeping them in the dark about guns. Curiosity killed the cat, if you get what i mean.

Guns dont kill people... people kill people

my opinions, flame away if you must :)

MastaChronic
10-09-2006, 02:39 AM
i dont know if anyone told what a G is yet TGT, but it means Gangsta

Sig
10-09-2006, 02:39 AM
my opinions, flame away if you must :)

No flame necissary. Well said.

Professor Dan K.
10-09-2006, 02:40 AM
damn TGT, you got some shiesty friends, you handled that situation as a gentleman would

if any of my friends ever did that to me, i dont know what id do. at least you got it back though thats the good part.

Tom Green Thumb
10-09-2006, 02:41 AM
Thanks mastachronic for clarifiying. I guess i'm getting old.

TGT

dryst
10-09-2006, 05:08 AM
i woulda made the asshole clean my room first then took a couple ounces (or part of w/e he stashed in ur shed) as a service charge...then took a lead pipe across his knee caps

tootsie roll
10-09-2006, 05:43 AM
Kwali thanx for the info, and please remove that clown avatar haha!

I second that cuz it's kinda freaking me out. lol

Just some food for thought folks, because safety and security of ones home must be first and foremost. This isn't that expensive and worth its weight in gold. Get an alarm system and panic button to wear. Put a camera or two up outside your home. Know who is on your property at all times.:thumbsup:

Mista Sippi
10-09-2006, 06:45 AM
i guess i gotta take the other side of the fence on this one. i've never been burgled, but i've been robbed a couple times. where i'm from it's an everyday thing. either you steal or get stole. i've robbed my share of people, and as much as i hate to admit it, i've broke into numerous cars. yeah, i'm shady but i don't give a hot damn. i've never robbed a person who didn't deserve it and i only broke into cars of people that had enough to spare. does that make it right? nah, but again i don't give a hot damn. i've robbed 6 dope boys, either because they ripped me off or because they sell crack. flame me if you want, but i don't give two shits and a fuck, i was hungry. any other questions just refer to the sig

buddymyfriend
10-09-2006, 09:51 AM
Zoosh and buddymyfriend: Thanks for the compliment, but to this day I feel guilty for letting him even hand cuff me in the first place. Some people would say that is a wimpy thing to do and I should have fought him right then and there. But if I would have I can guarantee that there would be a good chance I would have been seriously hurt and then he would be alone in the house with my sleeping daugter. I did what I could at the time to minimize the damage and protect my little girl, even if it seemed like the cowardly thing to do. Still I feel ashamed for letting him control me for that good 45 minutes or so he had me cuffed. I don't know how I justify these feelings as I know it turned out great and for the better, but still there is that feeling of helplessness that I will never forget. No man should ever have to feel that way.

On a brighter note I had been ripped off just recently without any violence, which is nice for a change. I was getting ready to go out when a 'friend' came by and asked me to let him stash something in my shed for a while. He had done this in the past so I agreed. He insisted he wanted to show me where he was going to place it. I thought this was odd as he never did this before, but I continued to followed him into my backyard leaving my front door unlocked.

When we got back there he showed me where he was going to place it and then started on some crap about his girlfriend cheating on him. After a while of a boring conversation he told me that he had forgot an appointment and would be back in an hour to pick up his stash. He took off quickly and I walked back to my house to lock the door and leave.

When I went to lock the back door and go about my business something told me to first go inside. Inside I noticed the front door was wide open when it was closed as I was just leaving when my 'friend' came knocking. I ran upstairs and didn't see anything suspicious. When I got to my bedroom my heart just sank in my chest. My bedroom was ransacked! I quickly made my way to the kitchen and opened the fridge. My pound and a half of weed was gone and my scale! I was pissed!

It turned out when he coaxed me into the backyard he had a friend run into the house as I left the door unlocked as I figured I wasn't going far. His accomplice must have been very quick the amount of stuff he went through in such a short time was amazing. When he left he went out the front door, hence the door being mysteriously opened.

If he would have closed the front door when leaving I would have just locked the back door and went out as I was doing in the first place before he came. I would have been gone for hours and when I returned I wouldn't probably have suspected him. He knew I was going out as I told him the day before. I even told him the time. Stupid me! That is why he knew when to come.

I ended up loosing a pound and a half of Blueberry, a scale and my pellet gun. The funny thing was in the freezer at the back was three pounds that was tied up well in an opaque plastic bag! He missed that thank god.

Now that I knew he had did it, all I did was went out to the shed and grabbed what he had stashed and kept it until he returned to make the trade. Funny thing was what he stashed was worth way more than the amount he took. What an idiot!

To make a long story short (too late!) I got my stuff back and ended up giving his stash back with one clause. I didn't want to see him ever again. I knew this guy since high school and he never did anything like this to me before. I would have never thought him capable. I would have handled it much differently if I didn't know the guy so well. Even though he tried to rip me off I still knew him for years and couldn't bring myself to have him hostitalized. It turned out he snorted a little (an understatment!) too much cocaine and owed a well known biker gang (I won't say the name - but you can guess) a lot of money that they were demanding. He could have asked to borrow some and I would have gladly helped him out. Damb idiot!

I have not seen him again and it has been about eight months. I hope it stays that way. You never know who you can trust eh?

TGT

Dang TGT, i dunno how you managed to keep your cool with this guy! Its nice to read a positive post where it doesnt end up in violence!

Peace

Buddy

Reefer Rogue
10-09-2006, 05:53 PM
Never

benagain
10-09-2006, 08:12 PM
Never happened to me, but I also keep a couple firearms around so I'm not too worried about it.