My friend is getting a drug test, will he pass?

[intrepidus6]

My friend's dad found a bag of weed under his matress about 2 weeks ago, and his mom is going to give him a drug test in the next few days. He has been drinking lots of water and took some laxatives, and he hasen't smoke weed for about 4 or 5 days. I'm really scared for him because I think if he fails she is going to send him to a rehab clinic or something. Will he pass?
If you don't think he will pass what can he do to make sure he passes?

*This is urgent!*

[intrepidus6]

Please sombody tell me, I think he is going to have the drug test today!

[intrepidus6]

Never mind... he got caught doing abunch of drugs and he got put in the hospitol over night, and now his mom is forcing him to move to a new town and start going to a private school... and I will probably never see him again...

[B u M b L ee K y]

I give this thread 5 stars!

[Damon32]

Tell him to find a better hiding spot next time.

"Snootch to the Nootch!!"

[intrepidus6]

I give this thread 5 stars!

What do you mean?

[intrepidus6]

Tell him to find a better hiding spot next time.

"Snootch to the Nootch!!"

Oh, and it's not like that... it's complicated... but here, this is a chat log from a chat room thing I was in, just read this and you will see how he got caught and all:

connected: ezChat version 0.54
#silverclaw:: or else we could stop em with a bunch of flamethrowers, molotov cocktails and any other fiery weapon
#silverclaw:: hi
vulcanus666:: hello
countiss:: hi V
countiss:: hahaha h-i-v did any one else get that
vulcanus666:: ?
vulcanus666:: oh lol
countiss:: so how have ya been?
vulcanus666:: depressed..
countiss:: hay silv how are cocktails gunna help us here.?lol
countiss:: sorry to here that why so down
vulcanus666:: One of my best friends is going to be moving away and I probably won't ever see him again... and it's my fault too..
countiss:: how is that your fault
vulcanus666:: looooong story, but I'll try and type it all out:
countiss:: k
#silverclaw:: oh, im not sure how your gonna help yourself with regular cocktails but im using the explosive fiery type
countiss:: ah good idea silv.
#silverclaw:: aka molotov cocktails
vulcanus666:: My friend and I were going to go and do abunch of crazy shit (ie. get stoned out of our minds) he was going to spend the night at my house that night, and we walked to the other end of the town (about 5 or 6 miles)
countiss:: k
vulcanus666:: we got to this weird drug dealer house and he snorted some morphine and then gave the guy some money while he went to pick up abunch of other drugs, when he got back my friend did like two other drugs but I didn't do any of that stuff
vulcanus666:: then we gave him some more money and he went to get some alchoholic drink thing
#silverclaw:: you can snort morphine?
vulcanus666:: Yes, you can
countiss:: omg silv
countiss:: lol
#silverclaw:: wow, the only morphene ive ever known about was the kind you get pumped into you
vulcanus666:: before I drank any I called my mom to ask if I could spend the night there, but she didn't answer
vulcanus666:: because there was no way I could get home drunk
vulcanus666:: we both got really drunk and then this other guy came in selling zanex for 2$ a pill (it is normally like 20$ a pill)
vulcanus666:: I got 5 of them and my friend got 10, he did one then but I was afraid to mix it with alchohol
vulcanus666:: so I was going to do it the next day or something
countiss:: where did he get his hands on that much zanex?
vulcanus666:: he got a prescription
vulcanus666:: lied to the doctor
countiss:: ah ok
vulcanus666:: at this point my mom called on my friends cell phone asking where we were
vulcanus666:: and I told her I was at my friends house (I had smoked some marijuana too, and I was too drunk/high to think up anything better to say)
vulcanus666:: she told me that I sounded funny and asked if I had been doing drugs, I told her "no"
countiss:: ah the good old fashion no man moms never beleave that.lol
vulcanus666:: I can't remember too well but I think my mom called my firends mom and then she called his cellphone too, but I'm not sure, my memory is all fogy after that
vulcanus666:: I passed out infront of there door and they woke me back up and took the pills and alchohol away from us because they thought we were too stoned for them to trust us with them
vulcanus666:: and two of them were going to drive us to my house so we could sneak in and go straight to sleep so my mom wouldn't know
vulcanus666:: I couldn't tell them how to get home and my friend was completely put of at this time
vulcanus666:: so they droped us off at a movie theatre that was about 1/4 a mile from my house
vulcanus666:: At this time my friend's mom called and he said something like "we're at the movies! we watched a movie were going home now!"
vulcanus666:: and he sounded like an idiot, it was obvius he was high
vulcanus666:: He got off the phone and told me to run home that his mom was coming
vulcanus666:: I got about half way home and then I turned around because I just couldn't leave him like that
vulcanus666:: about half way back his mom passed me and told me to get in the car
vulcanus666:: she asked were he was and I could only half way tell her, she drove to the movie theatre and got him, then called my mom while driving to the hospitol
countiss:: busted.!
vulcanus666:: my mom was at a football game with her "boyfriend"
vulcanus666:: she got to the hospitol as fast as she could while my friend was having his stomach pumped
#silverclaw:: well, i can say it wasnt your fault
#silverclaw:: for what your deppressed about
vulcanus666:: I think I tried to run form her or something, but she got me and drove me home
countiss:: yea agreed you are a kick ass friend for even trying to help him.
vulcanus666:: the next day I called him and he said his mom is making him move to a new town and he will be starting at a private school today
countiss:: u get your stomach pumped as well? bad memories!
vulcanus666:: no, I was only drunk and high on marijuana
vulcanus666:: he was durnk and high on a ton of things
#silverclaw:: private school, god thats torture
countiss:: ok im suprised i didnt kill him from over dose.
#silverclaw:: i never want to go to a private school
vulcanus666:: the reason it is my fault is because if it had just been him he would have been able to stay the night at the drug dealers house
vulcanus666:: he has taken more drugs than that at one time before
#silverclaw:: yea but still its not really your fault
vulcanus666:: he stays at the drug dealers house all night all the time, his mom had no idea that's who it was
countiss:: yea but i wouldnt just ditch my friends like that so ya got a kuddos on my part mister.
#silverclaw:: you cant help if you feel like you need to help your friends out or back them up when they are about to get in trouble
vulcanus666:: as in how I went back for him?
#silverclaw:: yea, and you had no idea it was gonna turn out this way when you did it right?
vulcanus666:: no idea at all
countiss:: yea that took some balls V
#silverclaw:: ok then
vulcanus666:: It just sucks that I probably won't ever see him again.. my fault or not
countiss:: yea i see ya point
#silverclaw:: i know how that feels
countiss:: i hate loosing friends
vulcanus666:: yeah..
#silverclaw:: yea, its the worst
countiss:: well if ya where here i would hang with yall
vulcanus666:: lol, thanks
#silverclaw:: haha, yea
countiss:: np
#silverclaw:: but im here and not there and here is boring
vulcanus666:: here is pretty boring too...
countiss:: yea

[Damon32]

Moderator......."wack his pee pee"

[intrepidus6]

I don't get it...?

[nachoguy50]

hahaha