AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[MastaChronic]

:mad: :mad: :mad: stupid frickin ants!!!!!! they try comin in my muthaf*ckin room and there aint nothin in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ive tried alot of organic stuff to make them stop, and it works for a day or 2 and they seem to forget cause theyre retards!!!!:mad: :mad: theyre startin to piss me off beyond all reason, im about read to follow them back to theirt nest AND SET FIRE TO THEIR HOME!!!!:mad: i dont approve of chemical warfare and would love to hear your suggestions. ive tried red chili powder-worked for 2 days, tried garlic powder, worked for ONE day, ive even taken scotch tape and stuck a bunch of dead ants onto it and put it outside my door to show them wtf happens when they go in there!!:mad: :mad: i need suggestions to rid me of the ant scum! ive even boiled red chilipowder, black pepper, tabasco sauce and jalapeno peppers, put the liquid in a spray bottle and sprayed the little c*cksuckers with it, it kills on contact but doesnt stop them from coming when its dried:mad: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh
there is absolutely no food in my room whatsoever, nothing appealing to them in there and i am starting to think that ITS ALL A MASTER PLAN TO PISS ME THE F*CK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[3rdEyeVision]

just go with the chemicals...or stop trying to kill them and become their leader?

[crudemood]

lol wow it must be your emo day.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

haha ants rule...

[Samwhore]

just get some raid, natural stuff wont really kill ants, windex works too

[MastaChronic]

screw this THEIR CIVILIZATION IS DOOMED! im gonna follow them to their home and POUR BOILING WATER DOWN INTO IT AND HOPE THEY SUFFER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!DIE ANTS DIE!!!!!!! teach them to piss me off!maybe the survivors will tell theyre friends children "dont mess with that mofos room, he's homocidal and genocidal against us. why, back in the early fall of 2006 he poured a whole gallon of boiling water onto my old hole" or something like that, only more terrifying in wording! i will force teach those little pieces of shit not to f*ck with me!

[3rdEyeVision]

alright.... their just gonna come back though =)

[The Colonel]

what i do is fuck them up with the scrubbin bubbles. they're always in my house.

[DannyMan]

Ya know what?

EAT THEM! Collect as many as you can, and dip those fuckers in hot chocolate, then roll the matter into balls and put them in the freezer for a few hours. THEN EAT THEM MOTHERS!



Little tip though, if you ever see a spider in your house, help it accomodating to your room so it builds a web in there, that'll take care of 'em alright.

[3rdEyeVision]

spiders are so much worse than ants though...

[MastaChronic]

the only spiders ive ever seen eat ants are wolf spiders, and those are pretty hard to come by, im gonna document the war im waging with these little mother------s, i gonna have pics and everything, not for anyone elses enjoyment, just because i hate them with a passion

[Dro_Princess]

We have ants really bad and have always lost the battle. Thank god winter is comming and they go away for a few months.

[MastaChronic]

pic one is the enemy
pic 2 is the defender/soon to be ANNIHILATOR!

[4gan2ja0]

ive even taken scotch tape and stuck a bunch of dead ants onto it and put it outside my door to show them wtf happens when they go in there!!:mad: :mad:

haha that part is so funny, fucking douse their hill in gas and throw a fucking match on it and watch the mothers burn to fucking death

[fikusroot]

there's no need to shout. we can read you just fine

[rebgirl420]

"ive even taken scotch tape and stuck a bunch of dead ants onto it and put it outside my door to show them wtf happens when they go in there!!" HAHAHAHA OMG yes, that made me laugh sooo freakin' hard.

[enthused]

lol. awesome.

[fikusroot]

Heh heh. *Random stoner affirmation* Heh heh

[MastaChronic]

heheheh, ive got a bit of honey close to where i believe their nest is, and tomorrow, i will follow their line back to the homebase where i will decimate the nest! bwahahahaha
you would think that after years and years of me killing ants it would be ingrained into their collective conscience that messing with me=death and death to the nest

[MastaChronic]

dammit! ive just been assaulted by winged ants! the little buggers waited until night for a sneak attack!

[rebgirl420]

hahahahhahaaha omg yes lol

[led.zeppelin]

bro, have a little sympathy. The ants are quite obviously dry and they want you to smoke em out. Next time you blaze, blow some of that there way. But then you may find they start eating everything

[MastaChronic]

^lol, one problem man, i dont have any weed and i wont for at least six months-probations a bitch

[brookerosebud]

find their fortress. find another. take a shovel full of the other ants and throw it on pile to be exterminated.

then sparka doob. its gonna be a bloodbath!

[Kryzco]

i used to have an ant problem
there was a shit load comin out my window one day so I got some boiling water and killed them sons-a-bitches

needless to say I haven't seen any since

but I see more millipedes around

they got scared like bitches so they sent the big dogs after me

but I'ma kill them too

I am the HBIC (head bitch in charge)

bugs ain't got shit on me lol

[LIP]

Are we talking about the little ants or the really big ones that are taking over the world?

You need to stake them through th heart, and set their home on fire with brandy.

[silversurfer]

m8 u think u hate ants, i got a phobia of them, they used to go in our sugar bowl and my food, for years i cudnt eat cereal without bein frightened of floating ants appearing, it was fukin rank

[royalHIGHness]

i have that problem bc i always munch out before i go to sleep and leave crumbs everywhere......
ANT HOTELS......its these lil things that smell like food and trap ants inside.....put it outside your door/window and your problem is solved

[notunpretentious]

if you go into any asian market or 99 cent store most of them have this anti-bug chalk (i have one with an orange box that has a cockroach x'ed out on it). all you do is draw a line across wherever you dont want them to go, and they scatter or die on contact. or you can always kill them at the source, but i'd rather passively fight them off.

[JR77]

GROSS! I have a major ant phobia - I can handle just about any other bug except ants...when you see one, you know there are more.

Have you tried good old "Raid"? and spray it into the cracks in the floor...like twice a day! it'll stink but it should work! Other than that you could call an exterminator????

[Skink]

The most effective way is to kill the queen... You have been putting stuff out that kills or mames the workers,they are programed like the Taliban,they will die for the queen... a worker ant's first priority is to feed the queen,you must fool them into thinking they have something to give the queen to eat,that would be poison... take a good sticky jam and stick a little boric acid in the center place it on a trail and observe if it is being removed... if ants have no queen they have nothing to live for... Some colonies have queens in wait,,, in which you are screwed...


the flying ants mean that the nest is crowded and winged ants where produced to make other nests...

Are they carpenter ants,.medium to big black ant with big mandibles??? if so they have found a damp spot to live,it has to be damp or they cant survive... check for rotting wood around the house and rotting trees... Ants are big opportunists and if you kill the colony a winged one will come along and reestablish... the rot has to be fixed in order to fully take care of the problem...

[MastaChronic]

well, this morning i began my mission of search and destroy. i checked my honey drops and found that they had taken the bait, i followed the line back to their nest where i paused for a moment simply to check if this was INDEED the entry way to their nest. i concluded that was their nest:cool: and decided that my plan of attack was simple- rinse and repeat, like shampoo ONLY WITH BOILING HOT WATER!! MUAHAHAHAHAA!! i rinsed and repeated three times, twice with a kettle of boiling water and for the grand finale, a whole pot of hot liquid!:D i discovered that their nest spanned about a 4X2 foot area AND DOUSED THE WHOLE THING!:mad: after the first assault i observed mass confusion among the ants returning to the colony and while a couple dozen or so of them were busy running around in circles, i took my lighter and burned some of their legs and antennaes off, leaving them still alive AND WRITHING IN AGONY!!!:) :D :) :D after the water had dried i noticed that ants were still around the colony whole, possibly exiting in search of the attacker who KILLED ALL OF THEIR FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!:D so i quickly boiled another kettle and poured it in the same spot, i did not see any ants leaving their probably now dead colony, but just because i hate them so much i boiled a pot full of the liquid that was their demise and completely drenched the surrounding area, taking care of any survivors. i am about 90% sure that their queen and any queens-in-waiting are dead and just about the rest of the colony, here are some pics of the war i just waged with the ant scum! they started it and i finished it:D theres also a much better pic of my now dead enemy, it wasnt dead when i took the picture tho; in fact, i took that picture before the battle started

[MastaChronic]

more pics

[Zoosh]

good job, ants are vile little fuckers.

[IllusionalFate]

I've been having a spider infestation the last few days. It sucks, but finding silverfish around your house is even worse.

[MyMARYJANE]

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[friendowl]

the same life that runs thru us
also runs thru them
you should respect life more

[buddymyfriend]

Not sure if it's been mentioned but try drawing a chalk line where they're coming in. Try it outside, draw a circle around an ant, dunno why but they wont go through it! Beats killin em with nasty pesticides!

Peace

Buddy

[MastaChronic]

then they should respect me more, i wouldnt have resorted to drastic measures if they had just left me alone, but no, that was just too hard for them. the way those ants invaded my room when there was nothing, i mean nothing, for them in there reminded me a lot of how the US invaded iraq

[HeyItsMe]

Wow... Go get a wissanater and go get high..:stoned:

[MastaChronic]

i cant get high, im on probation

[friendowl]

i was on probation for two years here in la county
my bitch ass po said "test him every week"
i mastered the art of purifying my system

[MastaChronic]

care 2 share?

[Nochowderforyou]

Poor gasoline on and in their little holes where they are coming from, light a match, and watch a million ants go blazing! :thumbsup:

[MastaChronic]

kinda dangerous considering their nest is right under the patio roof, dontcha think?

[Stedric]

I had the same issue, raid wouldn't work for some reason so eventually I had to find out where they were coming in and put tape over it

[Nochowderforyou]

All I know is that poisons only work for a few days, then the ants get an immunity build and the poison doesn't effect them after those few days. The only way to get them, is too kill them all.

As for gasoline, I was just kidding, although not a bad idea, but nothing would ever grow again on that patch you set ablaze.

If they are getting in through cracks in your walls or floor, you can buy this sealing foam stuff. It's just a foam your spary in the cracks, and it expands instantly, sealing off anything that can come through. I use to have a wasp problem and i sealed them up inside of my outer, garage wall. They eventually left or starved to death I'm guessing. I'
ll never know unless I whack open that wall. :p

But if it's an ant hill, I have no clue. Knowing me I would pour just atad of gasoline down their little ant holes, and light them up. :p

[MastaChronic]

maybe i should stuff a bunch of heroin into the holes where they come out and hope they get to messed up to ever do anything again, then again what if they survive? thered be a whole colony of junk addicted ants going around town eating all the shooters supply, then theyd tell other ants that its the coolest thing ever and that should try it and then THEY get addicted, then the ant government would start an antidrug campaign, then we start seein little miniature anti drug signs next to anthills and stuff....thats how the government should wage the war on drugs, for every addictive drug theyd get a different species of ant addicted to something, we'd start seein tweeker ants, coke ants, raver ants, i wonder how they would pull off stoner ants?

[3rdEyeVision]

you have a crazy imagination

[MastaChronic]

well, yes but dont wouldnt you agree that if ants were addicted to meth that they would use their advanced senses to seek out meth instead of food?

[napolitana869]

next time just get these ant bait things. they have stuff in them that the ants go crazy for and they take it back to the nest and the queen eats it and she dies, and when the queen dies all of them die

[poiuyt]

ive even taken scotch tape and stuck a bunch of dead ants onto it and put it outside my door to show them wtf happens when they go in there!!

I laughed so fucking hard

[MastaChronic]

and yet no one has it as a siggy so far

[3rdEyeVision]

...there ya go lol

[mamma puffpuff420]

get u some cans of comet or other cleanser
sprinkle it around ur house or at least were ever they could get in
they do that with rv's and trailors
they just sprinkle cleanser around the tires so they wont climb in

[MastaChronic]

...there ya go lol

rofl

[Reefer Rogue]

This thread is brilliant.