If you're ever in a slump...

[Ganj]

Even after you've lit the jay, then consider this:

"You out of millions of sperm were chosen. You were the fastest, the brightest, or perhaps even the slickest. You're all here today and therefore you are already winners through my eyes. " -Devoley

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Whoa....:stoned:

[CheebaMan]

yay im special!

[royalHIGHness]

YES i was the slickest fastest sperm!!!!!!!!!WOOOHOOO....
however...that was before my sensori motor skills developed and I started understanding my senses and controlling my movements...

[faithlessxxx]

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I wasn't the strongest, I was the one that fell out of the rubber.

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[Dutch Masta]

Ehh, i prefer to just find comfort in how life is just a meaningless sequence of events and then we die forever, and then nothing really matters, does it?

[faithlessxxx]

:D

Indeed.

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[make it legal]

That's intense man... But I kind of agree with Dutch Masta because I think that all the time too.

[faithlessxxx]

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Can one donate ones organs to a really good fertilizer company?

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[crudemood]

Even after you've lit the jay, then consider this:

"You out of millions of sperm were chosen. You were the fastest, the brightest, or perhaps even the slickest. You're all here today and therefore you are already winners through my eyes. " -Devoley




Thanks, that makes me feel so much better.
I feel inspired too. :)

[Samwhore]

wow that quote really makes you think...

[T®auma]

I just know i was the slickest. Take that other sperm!!!! T®auma owned you!!!

[dankus maximus]

i know the onyl reason I made it, is cause i maed a sign that said "free eggs!" pointing the other way. i guess that just makes me a cheater?
i take comfort in the fact, that any emotion or something im feelingm, is merely a certain chemichal release triggered in my mind to aid me in my descition making.

[Frivolous248]

Is slump even a word? I'm so high right now I can't tell

Yeah, theres a say like "...And you were the fastest of the sperm" or something.

[Kryzco]

lol

That made my day

[D1me]

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I wasn't the strongest, I was the one that fell out of the rubber.

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lmfao, guess it pays to be greasy

[Whos Carl]

I no some people that I just think, "how the fuck did you win the race".

[go toke up]

that shit is definitely true! lol

[Wintersweet]

Haha, reminds me of my biology teacher. She'd always used to say that "we're all winners" for that exact same reason.

[S.P.Q.R.]

I wish I could be so optimistic. But the only way I get through "slumps", is;

"Life only gets worse. You shouldn't care about the current problem, because something much worse is coming your way." - S.P.Q.R.

[NightProwler]

lol wtf that quote fucked my high SPQR

[Hilder420]

according to my mom i prevailed, even though she tried to abort me. theres a plant called ruda that if u make a tea out of the leaves, brings ur period. (its true, ive used it myself b4) women who dont have the option to go to a doctor to be rid of an unwanted fetus, make this "tea". predominantly in countries with christian based governments who make abortions illegal. she told me a couple of months ago in a real matter-of-fact way.... I like to think i won!!! hahaha

[BUZz UK]

according to my mom i prevailed, even though she tried to abort me. theres a plant called ruda that if u make a tea out of the leaves, brings ur period. (its true, ive used it myself b4) women who dont have the option to go to a doctor to be rid of an unwanted fetus, make this "tea". predominantly in countries with christian based governments who make abortions illegal. she told me a couple of months ago in a real matter-of-fact way.... I like to think i won!!! hahaha

lmao, that's nice that your mother tried to abort you and told you about it :wtf:

[Maggz]

thanks

ill keep that quote in mind if I ever need me a cheap mood lift 8->

[Hilder420]

lmao, that's nice that your mother tried to abort you and told you about it :wtf:

Innit? and when she told me she was watering the plants. LOL It wasn't only me tho. Apparently back when she was in Mexico, she was a :-s "lady of the night", so she had to use it often cuz even they can't get birth control. She tried to do it with my sister and Goddess knows how many others but as she put it: "You're the only ones who stuck." She had a baby a couple of years b4 I was born and she died the day after she gave birth to her. We, (my sis and I) think that she took the herb too far along and that had something to do with it. She claims she doesn't even kno where shes buried. :wtf: If ANY of my babies died, I would scour the earth to try and find their burial place, but she's such a heartless bitch, I'm not surprised. The worst part for me, is that I have a sister out there whose grave hasn't been visited in over 20 yrs. she was a bastard child so in my family's eyes she doesn't exist. SOOOO Sad :(

[tootsie roll]

Innit? and when she told me she was watering the plants. LOL It wasn't only me tho. Apparently back when she was in Mexico, she was a :-s "lady of the night", so she had to use it often cuz even they can't get birth control. She tried to do it with my sister and Goddess knows how many others but as she put it: "You're the only ones who stuck." She had a baby a couple of years b4 I was born and she died the day after she gave birth to her. We, (my sis and I) think that she took the herb too far along and that had something to do with it. She claims she doesn't even kno where shes buried. :wtf: If ANY of my babies died, I would scour the earth to try and find their burial place, but she's such a heartless bitch, I'm not surprised. The worst part for me, is that I have a sister out there whose grave hasn't been visited in over 20 yrs. she was a bastard child so in my family's eyes she doesn't exist. SOOOO Sad :(

Of course she knows where her child is buried! She is lying to you.
Not a woman in the world that doesn't know where their deceased baby is.
If you want, you can search county records, go to your local courthouse or to the township office where the baby was born.

I was a bastard child too. Many of us out there hon.

[Hilder420]

i know theres alot of bastard children out there. but you see in mexico, they like to pretend theyre all devout catholics hon. theyre an ass backward country with a barely working government with no justice and an overflow of corruption and epidemic poverty. i dont know if shes lying, but my sister and i have asked around and no one wants to give information in my family and you have to be present in the birth and death certificates office to make an inquiry. which according to my aunt, had a fire in 1994 so much of the paperwork was lost... supposedly.... and no they dont have computers... theyre thisclose to bein a third world country. my only living sister was born out of wedlock too and it was a big secret till a few years ago.

[silkyblue]

:jointsmile:

Thats a good way to look at it :thumbsup:

besides being conceived in the "back of a Chevy!"
:jointsmile:

[The Uncola]

Are you in a groove- or in a rut?

[beachguy in thongs]

"You out of millions of sperm were chosen. You were the fastest, the brightest, or perhaps even the slickest. You're all here today and therefore you are already winners through my eyes. " -Devoley




I bet those other sperm-heads would've turned out just like you.