BONG RULES: Please add only 1! [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

Phx

10-05-2006, 03:58 PM

All good rules... I like to have a HOT CHICK present... (ya'll can decide if it should be a rule as sometimes they are difficult to come by...) Someone else would have to add it as I put in rule #1... Maybe it should be a bi-rule or something... Or hell, a BI-CHICK!:pimp:

Nochowderforyou

10-05-2006, 04:06 PM

Rule #7: No drooling inside the bong

buddymyfriend

10-05-2006, 04:10 PM

Rule#8 Never drop the bong

crudemood

10-05-2006, 04:26 PM

Rule #9: don't blow into the bong

BobBong

10-05-2006, 04:28 PM

Rule #10: Don't Drink The Water.

fackfackfack

10-05-2006, 04:30 PM

Rule #2: Ice

fuck that,
Rule #2: Snow. :cool:

AlwaysBlazed

10-05-2006, 04:35 PM

Rule #11: Don't laugh or cought INTO the friggin bong!

T®auma

10-05-2006, 04:35 PM

fuck that,
Rule #2: Snow. :cool:

I want to do that now. Winter is comming!

BobBong

10-05-2006, 04:36 PM

I want to do that now. Winter is comming!

46F or 8C here right now..I'm predicting snow within 3 weeks

Oneironaut

10-05-2006, 04:37 PM

Rule #12: Under no circumstances should you stick your nut sack into the bong.

ToDrunkToFish

10-05-2006, 04:38 PM

Rule #13: Have the bong always packed and ready.

MaryJaneScott

10-05-2006, 04:39 PM

46F or 8C here right now..I'm predicting snow within 3 weeks

nooooooooooooooooooooo :( goodbye short shorts, hello long underwear

stinkyattic

10-05-2006, 04:40 PM

Rule#14: clean the bong before it starts to smell

buddymyfriend

10-05-2006, 04:41 PM

nooooooooooooooooooooo :( goodbye short shorts, hello long underwear

Noooooo, not the granny pants! lol:p

BobBong

10-05-2006, 04:44 PM

Rule #12: Under no circumstances should you stick your nut sack into the bong.

LoL... remind me to bring papers to your place..

....

Mary!!

:dance:

shilling

10-05-2006, 04:55 PM

Rule #12: Under no circumstances should you stick your nut sack into the bong.

hahahahahaha!
Yeah, I was gonna say, no shaggin the bong but this covers it, kinda.:rasta:

higher4hockey

10-05-2006, 04:58 PM

Rule # 15: if its cashed, at least have the fucking sense to tell someone.

i hated it when people would hand me a bowl or bong or whatever it was totally empty....grrr

LIP

10-05-2006, 05:41 PM

Rule #7: No drooling inside the bong

I need to adhere to this rule lol. It's like the only one i EVER break, but i supose its my bong :)

Nochowderforyou

10-05-2006, 05:57 PM

Rule #16: ALWAYS have clean bong water

mulltie

10-05-2006, 06:37 PM

rule #17 lift the bowl out and clear :)

InTheJungle

10-05-2006, 06:40 PM

#18 occasionally apply flames to area where mouth is placed to kill germs.

Tokudai

10-05-2006, 06:42 PM

#19 Be gentle with glass on glass fittings - no banging them around!

MaryJaneintheCloset

10-05-2006, 07:00 PM

Don't chief the lighter.

For this reason, I hand out lighters to all participants before partaking in a session. :)

JakeTheCorgi

10-05-2006, 07:03 PM

always have a nug to match up

mulltie

10-05-2006, 07:10 PM

i always seem to spill the water:( its my onli downfall lmao havent done it in a while but i usta forget there was water in it and to empty the ash out just turn the bong upside down :P

fackfackfack

10-05-2006, 07:23 PM

#20... 21? idk...

No jizzing in or anywhere around the bong.

But really -

Use weed. Not arregano. Fuck dealers.

slipknotpsycho

10-05-2006, 07:36 PM

#whatever never leave the bong on the floor where it's sure to get kicked over.

Zoosh

10-05-2006, 07:38 PM

RULE 23 ---- If I smoke you out this time, you smoke me out next time.

dejayou30

10-05-2006, 08:00 PM

Rule #24: don't put your mouth on the outside of the bong. you're not sucking a cock.

royalHIGHness

10-05-2006, 08:01 PM

Rule # 15: if its cashed, at least have the fucking sense to tell someone.

i hated it when people would hand me a bowl or bong or whatever it was totally empty....grrr

THANKYOU

Phx

10-05-2006, 08:04 PM

Just woke up from a "nap". I see the thread is still going...!

Another rule we try to use is: Pass to the LEFT! Is this common?

And who gets greens from a NEW bong???

dejayou30

10-05-2006, 08:07 PM

the bong owner gets the first hit from the new bong, duh. but i'd think usually he would pack his own herb in it in that case. but i think the owner should get the first hit. kind of like first drink on an unopened soda.

santacruz_organic

10-05-2006, 08:10 PM

rule #17: one bonger per person, pack a snap and clear it fast

Phx

10-05-2006, 08:20 PM

I am usually inclined to give the 1st hit to someone else. It usually doesnt light great and I get a chance to watch how the bong fills before my turn. That way, when it does get to me (2nd-hehe), I can HOG the good hit and attempt to clear!

Rule#464.202 If visiting someone elses place, BEWARE: If they are male, they obviously MAY have "rested" THEIR nutsack on the bong! Especially if it was over $200.00!

slipknotpsycho

10-05-2006, 08:23 PM

i have to add a second one, never ever under any circumstances put the bong up to your ass and fart to hear the funny echo noise.

Kryzco

10-05-2006, 08:28 PM

#420.44894651 PUFF PUFF PASS! Don't be a bogart :thumbsup:

.undefined

10-05-2006, 08:30 PM

rule #18. Burn that shit to the ground, n-word.

DragonForce1

10-05-2006, 08:41 PM

#19 Be gentle with glass on glass fittings - no banging them around!

Unless you have a roor, then youll kill the other glass and the bong will be fine

Rule #25 SMOKE OUT OF IT!

napolitana869

10-05-2006, 08:51 PM

RULE #26 no chap stick/ lip stick/ lip gloss when you're smoking

crudemood

10-05-2006, 09:14 PM

rule #27 dont melt bong if plastic if using torch flame lighter.

Phx

10-05-2006, 09:27 PM

All good rules!

I have to say I never considered Farting in the bong before. I guess I would just be sure to make sure there is no "open flame" around to avoid any "Human Bottlerocket" effect if I did drop trow to christen a new instrument...

But back to all seriousness... brb...toke...toke... Okay:

Any other good BONG RULES?

4gan2ja0

10-05-2006, 09:44 PM

dont put boiling water in an acrylic bong!

Juggnoxalo

10-05-2006, 09:46 PM

Rule #28: KNOW how to use the bong properly!

budsmoker

10-05-2006, 09:46 PM

rule#28 only take fat ass hits from the bong

Oneironaut

10-05-2006, 09:54 PM

#29: Don't smoke meth or crack out of your bong. Just weed, or maybe salvia.

Phx

10-05-2006, 10:55 PM

What about smoking Regs, then Dro out of the bong? Is that ok? Or is each bong sacred to its quality of weed to be smoked?

Fan o KmK

10-05-2006, 11:11 PM

rule number umm...w/e.

ONE flick of your bic!

these are great rules btw haha good idea for a thread. kinda random but i like to change the water after each bowl. i pack a bowl then u pack a bowl. one fat rip, clear it, then pass it to the right. do not murph the bong...ever. and by all means. DO NOT DROP OR SPILL THE BONG!!! AHHH

akornpatch

10-05-2006, 11:34 PM

#625.....Finish Your Bong Load

When smoking from a bong, make sure to "snap" (finish completely) your bong load. This includes the smoke in the chamber, and the ash in the bowl. When done correctly, you will hear a "snap" as the last of the ash is sucked from the bowl into the chamber. Usually, this can be accomplished with lungpower alone, but keep a "poker" (any device used to clear a smoking utensil of ash and resin) handy just in case. (See "making a poker")

Exceptions to this rule can be made for deep glass or metal bowls. Bongs of this type may be cornered, as you might with a pipe. However, even in these cases, the last person to get a good hit should snap the bowl. Also, make sure to finish in a timely manner. Some people have the nasty habit of telling long-winded stories when they're holding the bong. What these people don't realize is that others are not interested in their stories, only the bong. So, snap it and pass it.

akornpatch

10-05-2006, 11:36 PM

FYI...

http://www.smokingwithstyle.com/intro.htm

MastaChronic

10-05-2006, 11:43 PM

#something
never hit anyone with your bong, unless you know it can take a blow

Phx

10-05-2006, 11:48 PM

ROFLMAO... then taking ANOTHER HIT!

cuziwashigh420

10-05-2006, 11:49 PM

Never throw the bong.

- Grandmas boy

DLEEZN

10-05-2006, 11:53 PM

#848 under no circumstances do u not snap/clear it

LuckyNiner

10-06-2006, 09:42 PM

Fresh water, and either hot or cold..none of this lukewarm shit.

Frivolous248

10-06-2006, 10:48 PM

Rule #420: Smoke the bong, get high, and have fun!

Frivolous248

10-07-2006, 12:37 AM

What about rice?! Thats supposed to like clean it...Don't know if thats one of those myths or not though. Never tried it.

MastaChronic

10-07-2006, 12:43 AM

rule number 49 never UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES sodomize yourself/others with the bong, i dont know if this has been posted already, but if it has it just means its an extra important rule

Nochowderforyou

10-07-2006, 01:31 AM

Rule #50: Don't bogart the bong. Fill once, empty, and pass on you dirty bastard.

funfubarman

10-07-2006, 02:05 AM

Never throw the bong.

- Grandmas boy

Man that is a great movie i was going to say that

usedchemicals

10-07-2006, 02:36 AM

rule #51 tobacco use only! :p

SantaClawz

10-07-2006, 03:20 PM

Rule# 52
First hit must be enough smoke to make you choke!

I cant fit any ice down my twisty neck :(
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powerrobbie

10-07-2006, 04:56 PM

haha man i hope your kidding..that "twist" is an ice catcher...spceficly made so ice gets caught in there and the smoke goes through water then the ice...

discombobulated

10-07-2006, 06:01 PM

#rule 53 the bong MUST be cleared

huh

10-07-2006, 06:27 PM

rule #54: if a person knocks over the bong, they must drink the remaining water in the bong

lil josh

10-07-2006, 06:34 PM

rule56# never tyr n drink the bong when its creamed

lol ma x gf done his first time she done a bong she went to drink it instead of breath it in lol i suppose i never explained wt 2 do :)

Reefer Rogue

10-07-2006, 08:17 PM

Rule 57: Do not poo in the bong.

Delta9 UK

10-07-2006, 08:50 PM

rule56# never tyr n drink the bong when its creamed

lol ma x gf done his first time she done a bong she went to drink it instead of breath it in lol i suppose i never explained wt 2 do :)

Too funny :)