human feces

[MastaChronic]

would it work for ferts? how about urine? my grandpa used to go out every morning and piss on his rosebush and it was the healthiest lookin mofo i ever seen

[harris7]

yes urine would work. it has a lot of ammonium in it. BUt is it necessary

dont use your poo.

[MastaChronic]

oh, thanks dude :thumbsup: i guess i wont be dropping loads in the planters anytime soon

[BlueBear]

Human doo has too much protein and would kill your plants. Uran has N, but since N is so available for such a low price, why pee on your plants. Roses arn't weed, and different plants process nutriants differantly.
Adieu

[MastaChronic]

i like the idea of putting a bit of me into my plants

[stinkyattic]

yes urine would work. it has a lot of ammonium in it.
That's why it WON'T work. It's too chemically available and you will KILL your plants. Go piss on your compost heap instead.

[T®auma]

yes urine would work. it has a lot of ammonium in it. BUt is it necessary

dont use your poo.

who do you know that is doing that!?!?!?!

[MastaChronic]

what? pissing on plants or pooing on them? my granddaddy used to piss on his roses, i dont know if he pooped on them tho

[m.g.]

1) you don't smoke roses.

2) there are too many other bi-products in human waste.

3) how soon we forget the e. coli outbreak from a few weeks ago...and where did it come from? yup, that is correct...human shit.

3) and you're 'giving advice' on other people's threads???

stick with "the book" if you want anything at harvest time...

[Zandor]

Have you ever heard of E-Coli?

This is all just stupid as hell and anyone who try's this deserves what shit they get!

[BlueBear]

I guess you could have a new strain. The pooy dooy killer brown bud strain. LOL
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[harris7]

That's why it WON'T work. It's too chemically available and you will KILL your plants. Go piss on your compost heap instead.

well yes i agree it would burn it and i dont recommend using it. I have actually seen a few hydroponic mixes using human urine as an ingredient. It is also different because the roses are in the ground not a pot.

[harris7]

who do you know that is doing that!?!?!?!

I know lots of people that use urine as a organic fert. Gardeners can be kinda quirky

[MastaChronic]

man, i feel like a lot of you are hating on me cause im asking a question that definitely needs to be answered before i do it

[Lanietheberner]

Ok guys!!! Human pee has a bunch of things that plants cannot handle, this includes salts and excessive human sugars (that makes your pee smell) as well as excessive nutrients and toxins.

Next subject...... Crap or shit, Unless you like the possibilities of ingesting some very serious health issues I suggest that you send this material into the outhouse, septic system, or dig a hole, cover it with lime, and bury it. This is not material that you'd like to spread around.....!!!!! Any one who even considers this has not heard about the disease issues that are prevelent in the 3 world countries.

[harris7]

man, i feel like a lot of you are hating on me cause im asking a question that definitely needs to be answered before i do it

just tryin to help man
we dont want ya smoken e-coli :rasta:

[MastaChronic]

and i definitely appreciate it man :):thumbsup:

[BlueBear]

Don't trip, it is always fun to nock each other around a little. I would rather you ask first than just do it. I would hate to know that anyone got sick over something like that.
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[JackdaWack]

haha this is a pretty funny thread. However urine does work as a fert for nitrogen, u have to dilute it heavily and use small qauntities, it is pointless because there are other ways around it. and please dont just take a piss in ur resevior or just let loose in ur soil. I dont think people realize how rich urine is in nitrogen. There are other harmful things in pee which is why u dilute it with water the "universal solvent". And poop yeah ever herd of bacteria?

[MrMR]

Human shit is build almost the opposite of Horses Why?? Because they are eating different things. Unless your going to start eating grass and what not. I wouldnt do it.

[JackdaWack]

MrMR good point, guys wat do u eat? horses eat feed made up organic materials we eat things that come out better lookin then when they went in.

[greenmonster]

get real pissed/do lots of drugs and scatter bomb ur plants with diarrhoea when ur strung out the next day....
dont believe theses people who say its bad, plants love it!

[MrMR]

Is he serious?

[emmpey]

This is a gross thread - can you imagine the stink, with all that humidity and high temps? And what about the flies? Still, it gives a new meaning to "smoking shit".