Busted at school

[tribute to me]

My friend and I decided it would be a good idea to toke up in lower b bathroom on the way to the science computer lab. While toking one of the janitors walked in, and though my friend just slipped out of the bathroom, I was stuck exhaling the hugest hit of my life right in front of the janitors face. He brought me to my assistant principal. He wasn't there at the time so I had to see the worse assistant principal, Mr. Mooers. He lectured me for 5634900 hours. I was sitting there, barely listening to him, stoned out of my mind, thinking to myself "Wow, this guy is a fucking dumbass!" Then my mom came and I found out how lucky I was. I only got suspended for 3 days and nothing was put on my record. I have to see the nurse when I go back tomorrow, I guess so she can tell if I have a problem or something hah. But since then, my life has been total shit. It's not the punishment, which is barely anything at all, but it is other things. Thanks to this fag named Jesse, his mom called my dad and found out all about me. Jesse's mom, being the moronic piece of shit she is, called ALL of my friend's parents and told them that I got suspended for smoking in the bathroom at school. She neglects to tell any one of them that her own son buys an ounce at a time, and buys bongs with his mom's credit card (pretty sweet, i know, but that's not the point). So now I can basically never hang out with any of my friends ever again thanks to a kid named Jesse, and all he had to do was call his mom to tell her where he was. But he was too god damn lazy. And for that he fucked everyone else over. The best advice I can give you is never to smoke at school and never be friends with douchebags who let you down. Keep tokin' :)

[growitandsmokeit]

That sounds harsh his Mum sounds a bit of a busy body bitch

[tribute to me]

Yep, and apparently she came up to my room while I was gone (blazing) and like went through my stuff? i mean what the fuck is that!!!!

[Cassiopiea]

Man he has to be a faggot queer to do something like that, everyone knows straight guys dont do that.

How about dont smoke at school? Its your own fault for smoking anyway.

[tribute to me]

[QUOTE=cassiopiea

How about dont smoke at school? Its your own fault for smoking anyway.[/QUOTE]

what did i say at the very end of my first post? "my advice is dont smoke at school"
and did i ever blame my smoking and getting caught on anyone but myself?

so stfu

[Pride]

He brought me to my assistant principal. He wasn't there at the time so I had to see the worse assistant principal, Mr. Mooers. He lectured me for 5634900 hours. I was sitting there, barely listening to him, stoned out of my mind, thinking to myself "Wow, this guy is a fucking dumbass!" LOL!!! That made me crack up! That's good story telling.

[Frivolous248]

You should kick the shit out of that nigga', fo' sho'.

lol...how old are you that your parents still know eachothers parents and call them about stuff? It might just be me, but I like having my parents not know much. I've slept over peoples houses without my parents ever seeing their parents, and my parents don't know any of my friends numbers which is good.

[fikusroot]

His mom sounds like the entire female population over 35 of Buckhead in Atlanta, Georgia.

[smoke it]

i hate fuckin soccer moms who get involved with everyones shit jus cause they got nothin else to do. and she shouldnt be bitchin about stuff she dosent know about talkin bout how weed is bad. stupid bitch

[fikusroot]

The soccer moms arent to blame. They're just extremely horny cause their husbands don't fuck them anymore because they're sleeping with their 23 year old secretaries. So if they didn't bitch and moan all the time they'd probably all go crazy and start fucking the closest thing thats warm.

[Cassiopiea]

what did i say at the very end of my first post? "my advice is dont smoke at school"
and did i ever blame my smoking and getting caught on anyone but myself?

so stfu

Why didnt you take your own advice then dumbass?

stfu? Seriously dude...

[T®auma]

what did i say at the very end of my first post? "my advice is dont smoke at school"
and did i ever blame my smoking and getting caught on anyone but myself?

so stfu

dont come onto this fourm thinking you are the most badass smoker for getting cought at school. then dont be mad your friends mom doing all of that she is just anti-bud. Just chill out and lear from your mistake.

[Juggnoxalo]

She's probably part of one of thoes MADD groups except it's MASS.

(Mothers Agaisnt Stoners Smoking)

[SkatePopwar]

but smokeing at school is SO MUCH FUN!
your in the halls and its like HOW THE HELL DO I ACT OOOOHMY GOD LOOK AT THE PEOPLE!
ha.

[LuckyNiner]

Smoking, possessing, or selling at school is possibly one of the stupidest things you can do. I'm going to tell you this right now - you got off easy.

The marijuana-related penalties in California are relatively lax (check out Norml.org for your states' exact laws) but the penalty goes up EXPONENTIALLY if you're at school with weed.

[I just love weed]

dude i feel your pain check out my post its somewhat similar, lik that could have been my life if i got caught : | meh itll get better dont worry about it.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Dude, Jesse's mom sounds like a cunt...

[smokeblunts3]

i know someone who has a mom like that. Her son let 4 ppl in to smoke a blunt she came home early they hide she found them and called the cops because they were in her house hiding WHEN HER OWN SON LET THEM IN the stupid bitch then the cops found the blunt and my friends had to get driven home by the cops that must have sucked to explain to their parents lmao glad i didn't throw 5 on it that day :D :thumbsup:

[sMokethEntoke]

you shoulda slapped that ho for goin in your room wtf is that!?!?!?

[akornpatch]

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[akornpatch]

OK...Jesse needs his ASS kicked! Gather up your boys and jump him...then go find this overbearing cunt of a mom. Maybe teach her to mind her own fucking business.

Unfortunate but true...you and your "stuff" are hers. Her house, her rules. If you don't like that, move out.

[acrca]

ya i learned that you shouldnt smoke at school the hard way also...

[Maggz]

wait till ya turn eighteen and you can do whatever the hell you want lol and while you do that your mothers wont be preoccupied with your trouble making asses and they all can give meeeee some attention ROFL WAFLLE

[MacWQ33]

Well there's definitely a difference between smoking DURING school and smoking IN school lol. I remember when I was a senior, me and my friend (as I think back, hes dumber than me, because he was the number one ranked running back in the state at the time) smoked at the bottom of a stairway, and the WHOLE FUCKING STAIRWAY reeked and when we got to the top (4 floors) everyone was looking around asking who was smoking. Thank god there was no teachers (everyone knew it was us obviously). Needless to say, the whole next class...Ive never been more fucking paranoid in my entire life.

[tribute to me]

Why didnt you take your own advice then dumbass?

stfu? Seriously dude...


hahaha maybe i came up with that advice from my experience at school...think

[tribute to me]

dont come onto this fourm thinking you are the most badass smoker for getting cought at school. .


why would you assume i think im a badass, just because i posted my experience with weed?

if you come onto this site to put people down just leave me alone
and learn to spell

[tribute to me]

Smoking, possessing, or selling at school is possibly one of the stupidest things you can do. I'm going to tell you this right now - you got off easy.

The marijuana-related penalties in California are relatively lax (check out Norml.org for your states' exact laws) but the penalty goes up EXPONENTIALLY if you're at school with weed.



cool, idc, god damn it i dont come onto this site so people can criticize me and preach just stop ittttt

[tribute to me]

Unfortunate but true...you and your "stuff" are hers. Her house, her rules. If you don't like that, move out.


wait you talking about my mom or jesses mom, cuz the woman who came up to my room doesnt live here and isnt related and she has no right to come up here

[UMrocksmysocks]

damn straight... what a bitch, your mom shoulda never let her do that,, i would be VERY VERY pissed off if that happened to me.

you are lucky tho for how easy you got off. friends of mine that got busted at school got a year probation, 750+ in fines and a week suspension(which is probably the best punishment, at least you get a vacation right?:D )

[tribute to me]

woah, that would bite

[LuckyCharms]

dude fuck MADD MASS or stupid mothers agains anything me and my dad are starting up DDAAM (DRUNK DRIVERS AGAINST ANGRY MOTHERS) so they can all go fuck themselves hard in the ass

[Duckys]

Suck that the mom called everyone, I hate people like that. Usually though when stuff like that happens in my family we dont tell anyone. My brother did shit like that all the time.

But... now all the stoners will know your a stoner and be like yo what you sayin?

[tribute to me]

haha good point duckys, my dads fucking retarded for telling his mom bout me

[SinisterK]

Man, I've been there. A friends mom did the same shit to me, and blames me for him smoking. I didn't ever pressure him to smoke, but she still finds a reason to blame me. I'm basically the ultimate scapegoat. Bullshit dude.

[froman471]

dick

[Left]

ok, ive got an idea to get this guy back. what you do is get all of his pets and put them on an air plane to china. Then you call him after you block your number and hide your voice and tell him that his missing animals are on which ever air plane to china which leaves in 30 minutes and if he ever wants to see them not seasoned and on a dinner plate he better hurry the fuck up then hang up. He will then get into his car not suspecting that you had put more than half a bag of sugar into his gas tank. He will be left stranded on the way to the air port at which time he will attempt to figure out what is wrong with the car. He will open the hood and find the giant shit that you left atop his engine(or get creative and put it in the oil hole or washer fluid hole). He will be stranded, have a shit covered car, and his pets will be eaten in china.

[Reefer Rogue]

Silly janitors.

[D1me]

just smoke a joint on the drive to school, then toss the roach. stoned off your ass and no paraphanalia