how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke

[orangelicker]

my parents are starting to suspect stuff...

and im wondering if anyone has tips on how to make them beleive that im not a druggy so that i can smoke without fear of drug tests? they have threatened to make me take one.. im prolly clean so maybe i should just get one to prove the point.?

[Button Basher]

Yeah, dont smoke until your sure your clean, then agree to take one. Soon as it's AOK, LIGHT UP A JOINT!!

[terminator]

ya once your parents find out the first time they will be up your ass forever more. lmao.

[bongo]

mine found out and haven't been that bad. Watching out for me more than anything. Just make sure to visine or lose your high before you go home. And be careful. I have been around my mom after I gaught caught and she noticed everything, but did nothing. Like my uncontrolable smiling, and just talking like an idiot. You just have to relaxe, and if that means getting high and not stoned, then do so until you are no longer shady

[GHoSToKeR]

instead of lying to my parent(s), i just tell them the facts

I say yeah, i smoke weed

then i ask "do you see me getting drunk every friday and satuday night?" their answer is no

then i ask "do you see me falling asleep in a pool of vomit, or vomiting non stop into a toilet, then spending the next day hungover?" their answer is no

then i ask "do you see me getting drunk and crashing my car, getting into fights, or breaking the law when drunk?" their answer is no

then i ask "how many times have you seen or heard of people dying from alcohol poisoning or dying while drink driving etc?" obviously theyve seen or heard of that happening

then i ask "have you ever heard of anybody dying from smoking weed?" their answer is no

then, i show them sites like cannabis.com, erowid, etc and show them the REAL truth about weed

thats what we should all be doing.. not hiding the fact that we smoke weed because people think its wrong, but being proud that we smoke weed and teaching people the real truth

but hey, each to his own

[bongo]

instead of lying to my parent(s), i just tell them the facts

I say yeah, i smoke weed

then i ask "do you see me getting drunk every friday and satuday night?" their answer is no

then i ask "do you see me falling asleep in a pool of vomit, or vomiting non stop into a toilet, then spending the next day hungover?" their answer is no

then i ask "do you see me getting drunk and crashing my car, getting into fights, or breaking the law when drunk?" their answer is no

then i ask "how many times have you seen or heard of people dying from alcohol poisoning or dying while drink driving etc?" obviously theyve seen or heard of that happening

then i ask "have you ever heard of anybody dying from smoking weed?" their answer is no

then, i show them sites like cannabis.com, erowid, etc and show them the REAL truth about weed

thats what we should all be doing.. not hiding the fact that we smoke weed because people think its wrong, but being proud that we smoke weed and teaching people the real truth

but hey, each to his own

The only problem is some people are to ignorant to even take notice to it

[terminator]

yeah, to people like my mom, that are just so hardcore against drugs, they wont hear it. they refuse to look on the other side where ur coming from, because they hear that stupid "just say no!" bs in their heads keeping them from any exploration or understanding.

also i would gladly say that to my mom if i were out living on my own, had a job, and so on..but i am still in highschool. she controlls me..i cant fight her on something she refuses to comprehend..

[bongo]

yeah, to people like my mom, that are just so hardcore against drugs, they wont hear it. they refuse to look on the other side where ur coming from, because they hear that stupid "just say no!" bs in their heads keeping them from any exploration or understanding.

also i would gladly say that to my mom if i were out living on my own, had a job, and so on..but i am still in highschool. she controlls me..i cant fight her on something she refuses to comprehend..

same situation with me but more leniant parents

[Trips Rolls Bowls]

actually..over the past years i've established a line of non logical irresponsible and immature behavior. so everything i do seems normal. so nothing suspected...but i got busted at school last year and she found a lil bit i had this year. so they no i do..i dont smoke anymore tho really...

but just make sure your eyes are clear. dont be really high around them. pretty much all i can tell ya

[Trips Rolls Bowls]

oh, and just get high all the time till your stoned self becomes your normal self and they dont suspect anything.....
(kinda like what i said , but yea)

[sampson419]

Ghostoker, Man that is exactly what I'm talkin' about, I loVE Weed and I drink alcohol every 6 months. I really don't like it, just do it when I want to have fun at a party or somethin, Weed lets me totally function and do well inschool, my friends that Booze all the Time are doin' shitty, anyways weed rules alcohol sucks

[Trips Rolls Bowls]

up here, these farmer girls that are afraid of me and shit (lol) found out i smoked they were like
:YOU SMOKE?!!! thats so SAD!: and im like you dont?
:no, i drink everyweekend tho and fuck:....

i was like o.0...and they also think that you cant get cancer from chewing tobbaco *rofl*

[420aLLyEarRouNd]

Yea i had it pretty good for about a year just smoking nonstop but my parents caught me and it actually has been for the better. they treat me more independetly and realize that im old enough to make my own decisions, yea there up my ass a lot but advice for everyone who gets caught: NEVER SHOW REMORSE FOR YOUR POT SMOKING NO MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU HOW BAD WEED IT CUZ IT ISNT BAD AT ALL. STAY TRUE TO THE HERB

[terminator]

i hate people that think drugs have fucked up my mind just because i defend them. my one friend who used to fucking deal weed and smoke all the time now calls himself "straightedge" and tells me im all messed up and i need help. fucking hipocritical retard.

[FrenchInhale]

To the guys who say that there parents don't want them doing drugs.. Why don't you tell them hey, what about nicotine, caffeine, and alcohol? Those are all drugs that are more commonly used. Also tell them that if they want to buy you a vaporizer, you can stop getting smoke in your lungs and get high without any of the negatives :) Only thing wrong with smoking is the smoke hurts your little lungs... but hey, so does exhaust from a car.

[schwagster]

My parents found out recently that I smoke, and instead of acting like I'm sorry for it, I just let it be. I wasn't ignorant but I think I made my point that I am going to continue to smoke.

But when we were having the talk my dad was rambling on and started to imply that he rather have me smoke at home than go out and smoke then get caught, and have a record for it. It was really obvious that he was implying that, even my mom stopped him and said something to him.

So I know my dad used to be a heavy smoker, and he knows plenty about pot and it's beautiful, and extremely unharmful effects. So should I ask him if it's ok for me to toke at home? or should I just leave it be?

[Th3 sand m4n]

ask him to toke at home and tell him this will keep you from trying to sneak out etc to get high which might cause you to do stupid shit

[Boo360]

Only thing my dad has against weed is that its illegal, hell my doctor even told my mom that she had nothing against weed except that it was illegal.

[slpntrx5]

i think my parents are pretty goddamn sure that i smoke, but they have yet to have found my shit or catch me smoking (at least to my knoweledge...). i can tell they know because they ask me about smoking and drugs and my "friends" doin it all the time, and they always make jokes about me and my buddies smoking pot and shit, but oh well, as long as they dont get on my ass about it, things will continue as usual...*lights up joint*

[SocksThaClown]

i act :dance: all the time so i have no worry:D

[Jesse DeForest]

I've been caught like sixteen or seventeen times.

The first time I was grounded hardcore for the three months.

The most recent time, I came home to check in on a Friday afternoon. My mom had found a roach, and she just asked me about it. I still got to stay out all weekend.

So yeah. They get used to it.

[Big Calhoun]

Granted, I never had this issue with my parents. I don't think they cared and I was always pretty careful. But, having gone through other incidents with them, I'll just say that if you don't stand up for yourself, you'll for anything.

[willystylle]

If you're lucky then your parents could have been hippies once...

I convinced my mom years ago that even while SHE was smokin dope, snorting coke and taking acid, SHE turned out fine.



Never heard another word.

[Maniac777]

Well the thing is my parents are the same way about pot as they are about liquor, wait till your old enough to really understand the consequences, and to never disrespect the house by showing up drunk/high.

The main problem they have with it is that it is illegal, in fact i think they were more disappointed when they found out o smoked Cigs

[U4E uh]

When I was busted I asked my dad if recreational usage was okay. And he said no. Then I was like, "Don't you use recreationally?" He said no. I told him alcohol and tobacco were drugs. He told me they were legal. I told him there are legal drugs such as DXM and Nitro that are MORE harmful. Then he said pot is killing off it's customers. Annnd I told me CIGARETTES are killing off its customers. He said the argument wasn't about his habits. I'm still not aloud to smoke. I still smoke. I think people need to pay attention to their own hypocrissy and to what is fact and what is opinion..

[Nice Dreamz]

i dont have that problem my dad smokes weed

[Nice Dreamz]

and enough cigarettes to kill a horse four times over

[too as in also]

blow smoke in their faces,they will never know:rasta:

[Fan o KmK]

instead of lying to my parent(s), i just tell them the facts

I say yeah, i smoke weed

then i ask "do you see me getting drunk every friday and satuday night?" their answer is no

then i ask "do you see me falling asleep in a pool of vomit, or vomiting non stop into a toilet, then spending the next day hungover?" their answer is no

then i ask "do you see me getting drunk and crashing my car, getting into fights, or breaking the law when drunk?" their answer is no

then i ask "how many times have you seen or heard of people dying from alcohol poisoning or dying while drink driving etc?" obviously theyve seen or heard of that happening

then i ask "have you ever heard of anybody dying from smoking weed?" their answer is no

then, i show them sites like cannabis.com, erowid, etc and show them the REAL truth about weed

thats what we should all be doing.. not hiding the fact that we smoke weed because people think its wrong, but being proud that we smoke weed and teaching people the real truth

but hey, each to his own


the other only problem is no one cares. its illegal. thats all anyone cares about.

[halo]

All my mom has against it is its illegal and she doesnt want me participating in illegal activities and getting in trouble with the law.

[NightProwler]

yea, just pass a drug test, and then TOKE UP!!!

[partyguy420]

my mom is not the smartest person in the world, i was drunk off my ass one time, i had split wiskey and beer all over my clothes, and walked right up to here drunk out of my mind, the smell on my breath, my clothes, and even my skin, she didnt even relize i was drunk. and she cares that i smoke weed, she dosent like it, but she dose relize that its better then me drinking, or anyother drugs in the world, and she still gets mad at me for it, she still yells at me about it, but i know theres nuthing i can do to change her mind over her yelling at me, and she knows theres nuthin she can do over my smokin weed, except get mad, she knows she will never be able to to keep me from smokin, and i respect her rules, i dont smoke weed in her house, i dont bring weed in her house, and i dont even bring my pipe into her house, infact i dont even bring the bong into the house to refill it, the only thing i do is go into her house while i high, and even then, i try to wait until im not totaly blitzed.

my dad, he could care less.

[TheSpearMan]

don't get caught... arrange your session carefully.. making sure a house is free for at least 2 hours...

[jmdogg88]

instead of lying to my parent(s), i just tell them the facts

I say yeah, i smoke weed

then i ask "do you see me getting drunk every friday and satuday night?" their answer is no

then i ask "do you see me falling asleep in a pool of vomit, or vomiting non stop into a toilet, then spending the next day hungover?" their answer is no

then i ask "do you see me getting drunk and crashing my car, getting into fights, or breaking the law when drunk?" their answer is no

then i ask "how many times have you seen or heard of people dying from alcohol poisoning or dying while drink driving etc?" obviously theyve seen or heard of that happening

then i ask "have you ever heard of anybody dying from smoking weed?" their answer is no

then, i show them sites like cannabis.com, erowid, etc and show them the REAL truth about weed

thats what we should all be doing.. not hiding the fact that we smoke weed because people think its wrong, but being proud that we smoke weed and teaching people the real truth

but hey, each to his own




he's not trying to convince his parents that he's not an alcoholic and many parents won't stand for weed.

[dejayou30]

instead of lying to my parent(s), i just tell them the facts

I say yeah, i smoke weed

then i ask "do you see me getting drunk every friday and satuday night?" their answer is no

then i ask "do you see me falling asleep in a pool of vomit, or vomiting non stop into a toilet, then spending the next day hungover?" their answer is no

then i ask "do you see me getting drunk and crashing my car, getting into fights, or breaking the law when drunk?" their answer is no

then i ask "how many times have you seen or heard of people dying from alcohol poisoning or dying while drink driving etc?" obviously theyve seen or heard of that happening

then i ask "have you ever heard of anybody dying from smoking weed?" their answer is no

then, i show them sites like cannabis.com, erowid, etc and show them the REAL truth about weed

thats what we should all be doing.. not hiding the fact that we smoke weed because people think its wrong, but being proud that we smoke weed and teaching people the real truth

but hey, each to his own


i totally agree. my mom found out and told me i "need to stop doing that" and tried to argue with me. her only argument was basically that it's illegal and a drug and i said "yes i know its illegal, but it shouldn't be, and alcohol is a drug too and is way worse for you than smoking weed." then she says "you're going to become a burn out" and i say "are you serious?" and then invite her to check out erowid.org and read something about it. that's usually where she says "you better not get arrested" and i tell her i'm not an idiot about it and the conversation ends.

[Mr. TBAGU 420]

If my parents ever find out that i smoke weed (hopefully they don't anytime soon) then i will just tell them all the stuff about it and how it is way less harmful to you then drinking. Plus, i will add the fact that many people my age get drunk off their asses and they don't see me doing that and destroying my liver. So, hopefully i could win the arguement. My dad would probably be pretty understanding, but my mom wouldn't. Either way, i won't stop tokin' :smokin:

[ChronicMike]

When youve been smoking since you were young, and been caught so many times...it dont matter they already know. stonerize your room , they will get over it.


what am i talkin about, im stoned:pimp:

[420RoundTheClock]

Just act ignnorant about stuff like that, and talk to them about it, make it look like you dont know what your talking about when you talk about drugs. It worked for me, then they found my stash one day on "accident" and now I cant hide the fact that I do any more but it worked untill then.

[Pride]

If you don't want them to know, don't give out hints in conversations like wondering what time your parents are gonna be back. I make that mistake a lot. Sometimes they ask "Why do you want to know, what are you doing?" :\

[baisez le monde.]

idk, just lay low for awhile
or.... dont be a pussy and be straighforward with them

[graph]

my mom is not the smartest person in the world, i was drunk off my ass one time, i had split wiskey and beer all over my clothes, and walked right up to here drunk out of my mind, the smell on my breath, my clothes, and even my skin, she didnt even relize i was drunk. and she cares that i smoke weed, she dosent like it, but she dose relize that its better then me drinking, or anyother drugs in the world, and she still gets mad at me for it, she still yells at me about it, but i know theres nuthing i can do to change her mind over her yelling at me, and she knows theres nuthin she can do over my smokin weed, except get mad, she knows she will never be able to to keep me from smokin, and i respect her rules, i dont smoke weed in her house, i dont bring weed in her house, and i dont even bring my pipe into her house, infact i dont even bring the bong into the house to refill it, the only thing i do is go into her house while i high, and even then, i try to wait until im not totaly blitzed.

my dad, he could care less.

I don't know how to tell you this, but I think she knows and she's just not saying anything.

[Eshelmen]

i just show my mom my card when stoned, and she`s like "Your fucking lucky"

I told her i`ll buy her a card cause of her stress and diabetes

[s2headhunter]

start doing alot of stuff around the house and helping out..trust me that helps...and workout or run everyday and that will show them you are still motivated and not getting lazy

[JerryGarcia]

Dude, I had a great idea. When you're at a party that's really boring and you just want to leave, call up your parents, and in your geekiest voice say, "um, some people are smoking marijuana here, can you come pick me up?" Then they'll totally trust you forever, man.

[JerryGarcia]

i totally agree. my mom found out and told me i "need to stop doing that" and tried to argue with me. her only argument was basically that it's illegal and a drug and i said "yes i know its illegal, but it shouldn't be, and alcohol is a drug too and is way worse for you than smoking weed." then she says "you're going to become a burn out" and i say "are you serious?" and then invite her to check out erowid.org and read something about it. that's usually where she says "you better not get arrested" and i tell her i'm not an idiot about it and the conversation ends.
Parents don't really buy into the whole "it may be illegal, but it shouldn't be" thing. All they care about is that it is, in fact, illegal, and their precious little angel could get thrown in the slammer for it.

[Markay]

Is 165 euro/115 sterling pounds a good price for an ounce of bud?

Is this a stupid question!?

[Markay]

Shit man...sorry! wrong thing!

[Master Juggalo]

MY parents are fine with it as long as I don't do it in there house. But sometime there afraid that I will get mixed up in a bad deal or something and get shot.

[ghandi]

I told my mum 'n' Dad that I used to smoke weed but I don't any more... that's how i can explain any peices that they find but they haven't found any yet

[Chuddy]

Due to the really lax weed laws in Canada, especially here around the capital, it's become sort of an ok thing to smoke weed. My brother and I used to always hotbox the shed in our backyard, till one day my dad came out and caught us. All I recal is him saying, "Get out of this room!" After that, I haven't heard anything else from him.

My dad used to be into experimentation when he was my age, so says my uncle. But he never talks about it. I think that part of his lie is over, although I did find rolling papers in his gig bag a few years ago.

We were in the shed again, this time me, my brother, my younger sister and her boyfriend. We hadn't even lit the bowl yet and my mother walked in. All she said was "busted." My sister got in shit since she's the favorite, but I never got talken too or anything.

Over all, my parents rules on smoking weed are pretty decent. They do not want us smoking on the property, but don't seem to have a problem if we're off the property. Since there is nothing illegal about it, they don't really have any reason to get too upset. My brother owns 3 very nice, $200+ glass bongs, and an assortment of pipes, chubblers and bowls, which he displays in his room. They're ok with him owning them, just not using them on the property.

So, when ever we want to get nice and baked, we either smoke in the shed when the parents aren't home, or go really late at night, quickly and quietly so as not to get caught. Last night we drove to a public parking lot and boxed my car up nice. Somedays we'll go to a public park, and just sit in the field with a bong on a sunny day. People don't mind since we're minding our own business and not hurting anyone, and the cops never bother us since we're not doing anything illegal, and it is public property. Although this one time my brother got caught hotboxing his friend's car in a college parking lot, private property. They were issued $70 trespassing fines and had a 1/4o and a bong confiscated.

[orangeman]

When ever they question you about drugs act like you hate them or like you dont have much interest.

[belasco]

easy! if you're still in school or university make sure you get straight A's and smoke wisely.

[420everyday]

jus dont think about that kind of stuff cuz when i think about getting caught or if my parents know then i make myself more paranoid which makes it way more obvious that i smoke

[Zoosh]

Smart thinking 420everyday.

[dreadedben]

Be honest, tell them you smoke to relax. If they dont like it at first they`ll get used to it in time, if your open and grown up about it all.

Isn`t that a lot better than lying to them and hiding things. Plus you`ll be able to smoke whenever you want.:thumbsup:

[JuggaloAtTheDoor]

figure out if ur parents'll kick u out or not if they find out.. if u think they would, just keep it a secret.. if they wont kick u out tho, just full out tell them and say u wont smoke in their house or something

thats what I did and its been working gr8, tho its annoying 2 know my parents know when I'm burnt out cuz I'm asleep on the couch..

[Faultydesign]

Lol every pothead's weakness....a nap on the couch.

[Philosophymind]

ya once your parents find out the first time they will be up your ass forever more. lmao.
yep , my parents know i smoke and always remind me they know. I don't care , they dont really either though .

[MistaPoleeseMan]

You could always move out of the basement. Or just tell em you farted and it funked up the room.

[nescient.punk]

Tell them you don't. If they can't just trust you, then they're not your real parents.

Something.

[mojoke]

oh, and just get high all the time till your stoned self becomes your normal self and they dont suspect anything.....
(kinda like what i said , but yea)


lmao, that is me.

i just smoked a blunt like 10 minutes ago and am smoking one as i type this.

just feel like my normal self except im super happy and hella fucked up.

[stoneberg]

wear a turtleneck, comb your hair nice and have nice, quiet family conversations during dinner.

[huh]

you can always just get caught so much that your parents eventually realize that nothing they do will change you so they just give up on you and let you do your own thing

[RedX53]

instead of lying to my parent(s), i just tell them the facts

I say yeah, i smoke weed

then i ask "do you see me getting drunk every friday and satuday night?" their answer is no

then i ask "do you see me falling asleep in a pool of vomit, or vomiting non stop into a toilet, then spending the next day hungover?" their answer is no

then i ask "do you see me getting drunk and crashing my car, getting into fights, or breaking the law when drunk?" their answer is no

then i ask "how many times have you seen or heard of people dying from alcohol poisoning or dying while drink driving etc?" obviously theyve seen or heard of that happening

then i ask "have you ever heard of anybody dying from smoking weed?" their answer is no

then, i show them sites like cannabis.com, erowid, etc and show them the REAL truth about weed

thats what we should all be doing.. not hiding the fact that we smoke weed because people think its wrong, but being proud that we smoke weed and teaching people the real truth

but hey, each to his own

This is one of the most true things ive ever read. its too bad of the ignorance that flows through this country

[pixel]

don't worry about how to get your parents not to think you smoke. eventually theyll find out. dont play that mindgame where you think youll never ever get caught. you will. it happens to the best of us. deal with it, remember that in 2 weeks youll be smokin a joint laughing about the whole thing, and just move on from it.

its not as big a deal as it seems getting caught. trust me!!

[bubblebrain8]

THERE ARE JUST 2 THINGS TO DO!!
keep 'ok' grades about 50% average (if your in school)
and play a sport

[Captain Hanks]

my parents are starting to suspect stuff...

and im wondering if anyone has tips on how to make them beleive that im not a druggy so that i can smoke without fear of drug tests? they have threatened to make me take one.. im prolly clean so maybe i should just get one to prove the point.?

gain their trust, make it look ridiculous, tell them you don't, if the test you then cheat your way past and then laugh in their faces when you come out clean, they won't test you again

[OzzyOz]

when your out at the movies and ask to get picked up and they bitch be like "well i want to leave because theres kids smoking marijuana"...

hahhaha
they'll think your the most anti-drug person ever...

my parents test me and shit, but i still blaze... they said there gonna take my computer away from me if i don't pass my next test

[Nochowderforyou]

Just keep your grades up and don't turn into a lazy stoner. Hang with your friends and do shit. Don't sit around the house laughing at Bugs Bunny and eating Fruit Loops all day. And don't fail in school. You start fucking up, they're going to get pissed.

You can't hide it forever, unless you're like a guy I used to know. He's 27 now and he still hides pot smoking from his mommy. :p Don't do that, please.

[eetmiefuk]

my parents think im straight edge.

[MidnightToker86]

once your out of the house for about a year everything will be fine
my parents are soo strait edge
I've been caught twice during my senior year
fucked my life up
smoked in college, never had a problem
parents hated smoking and drinking but now they cant do much about it
so my solution
GROW UP!!!

[litoz22]

my dad doesnt care.. i found out he use to sell coke bak than... but i got caught last year.. sum1 snitched on me.. saying they saw me smoknig wit sum friends...my mom gave me lik a 2 hour lecture.. and my dad was lik jus be str8t up wit me, i dont care if u do it, jus dont get addicted and be good in skool, if u wanna try drugs do it in the house, i would rather have that than u doing it behind my back.. my parents r divorced, bad thing is i live with my mom whos the str8t edge one, she smelt it on me not to long ago either after i came home from a friends hosue, and shes lik i can smell it, and i jus acted stupid... she knows i do it, lik 2 days ago she even left an article about marijuana right infront of the computer screen saying the marijuana is bad lol i feel lik gettin an article saying the good shit about it...

[dreadedben]

my dad doesnt care.. i found out he use to sell coke bak than... but i got caught last year.. sum1 snitched on me.. saying they saw me smoknig wit sum friends...my mom gave me lik a 2 hour lecture.. and my dad was lik jus be str8t up wit me, i dont care if u do it, jus dont get addicted and be good in skool, if u wanna try drugs do it in the house, i would rather have that than u doing it behind my back.. my parents r divorced, bad thing is i live with my mom whos the str8t edge one, she smelt it on me not to long ago either after i came home from a friends hosue, and shes lik i can smell it, and i jus acted stupid... she knows i do it, lik 2 days ago she even left an article about marijuana right infront of the computer screen saying the marijuana is bad lol i feel lik gettin an article saying the good shit about it...

Fuck yeah leave an article print this shit dawg :stoned:
http://www.benefitsofmarijuana.com/benefits.html

[litoz22]

Lmao thanx

[S.P.Q.R.]

I say either A; take a test, and come up clean so they'll lay off. Or B; just tell them you smoke, and get them to accept it (may not be possible). My parents both smoked too, so they never really cared if I did.

[intrepidus6]

I'm going to try and hide my smoking from my mum, but if she does find out I will attempt to explain the truth to her.

[moka88]

if u think ur parents will be ok with it, tell em. u mite even get a new smoking partner !!