The worst weed I ever smoked

[JaggedEdge]

Well I couldn't get any yesterday from my usual connections, so I gave this girl a call who I used to work with. She said she was picking up a Q for herself and she wouldn't mine gettine me one. I knew it was swag, but here swag can range from shit weed to regs. There really isn't much classification and people will sell both for the same price, with the same name. Well, the baggy looked a little light when I picked it up, but I really didn't care because it was $25 for a quarter of cheap weed. Well i get it home and me and my g/f pack a bowl. Than another, followed by yet another. After the third bowl, I have a slight high, but it isn't a good high. It was this shitty head high and ended up getting a headach. 20 mins later everything was gone but the headach. So than we smoke 1 1/2 fat joints and get that weird shitty high again.

I woke up this morning and it felt like I drank a bottle of vodka last night.

Normally with KB, I smoke half a bowl and get a good high.

And with decent swag I can share a joint with my g/f and get good and stoned.

I seriously think I'm just throwing this crap away... I wish everyone could somke this crap though, it really makes you thankful for good KB. :(

[Funyons]

sell it to a beginner

[pu ekot]

don't sell it to a beginner, that's mean.

[Funyons]

if i was a beginner i would take anything..

[memoryburner]

just burn it (not smoke)

[lil josh]

just sell it on or cook with it. i had some chocolate thai last week i had 2 ounces of it but i was selling it and smoking. it tasted horrible but got me stoned so i didnt mind. but yea shit weed makes you apreciate good weed so much more. i cant wate for this drought to end

[trem0lo]

yeah, definitely cook with it, OR even better... make hash oil with it. that would squeeze any potency out of it, and it wouldn't be a total waste.

[CheebaMan]

gotta hate that stress u think ure gonna at least get a lil buzz without a massive headache following it, not worth the pain for no gain

[ate]

Wow, that's some dirt, one time at a party we smoked a blunt and I was so happy I was finally gettin high again, (it was waayyy back and I wasn't smoking often) and it ended up giving me that feeling like I was coming up, like I was about to get high and then it just went away completely.

I was really kind of blown...

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Nothing's worse than bad weed, its like finding maggots in ur pizza...

[JaggedEdge]

Ok well we just put four firecrackers in the oven. I wasn't going to sell this crap to someone else. I figured the best suggestion was to try and eat it, so we shall see what happens. This is the first time eating, so I'm not sure if it will work or not. If it doesn't we will all assume it is the lack of THC in the dirt weed and not an error on my part. :thumbsup:

I will update a little later or tomorrow as to whether I got anything for $25 or not. I'm not very optomistic though...

[ozkid]

someone must have pissed on it

[CheebaMan]

high yet?

[JaggedEdge]

someone must have pissed on it

I could have gone my whole life without thinking that, but it is actually very believable. I don't want to think about it though. And yes it fucked me up... I ate two crackers around 2:30 am and was just chilling there. Slowly I began getting a little higher every 10 mins or so. I'd say around 5-5:30 am the high reached it's peak, my entire right leg was tingling and I could barley walk. Around 6ish I started to come down from it and was able to relax and go to sleep. When I woke up at noon I was extremely groggy. It felt like I was extremely hung over...

So yes it did end up getting me high. I hope it wasn't literally "piss poor" weed though... :(

[ozkid]

ahha, good on ya

[T®auma]

I love the fact there are different levels of weed. It really makes you think.