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RedLocks
10-01-2006, 03:09 AM
haha bored, found this on the net..
this shit should be a sticky to the Jersey forums! hah!

"Words from a True Jerseyan"

"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a f**kin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother f**ker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."

GrantFuhr
10-01-2006, 10:08 PM
haha bored, found this on the net..
this shit should be a sticky to the Jersey forums! hah!

"Words from a True Jerseyan"

"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a f**kin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother f**ker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."


I will pistol whip anyone in this state who says "cawfee". And if anyone asks me what exit I am, I flip them off and say "1".

RedLocks
10-01-2006, 10:15 PM
I will pistol whip anyone in this state who says "cawfee". And if anyone asks me what exit I am, I flip them off and say "1".
hah, yeh those are some tired old jokes, somone asked me that in cali once I was like huh, gotta take the turnpike man. Another thing I saw on the same site was
You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas.
Our poor state, always the butt of jokes in the movies

MFer
10-04-2006, 03:40 AM
Who the fuck says sub?

In south jersey, it's Hoagie. thats the way it is, and always will be.

And yeah, I hate talking to people out of state
"Yeah, I'm from Jersey"
"lol hows joyzee doin'?"
"That's New York, dumbass."

RedLocks
10-10-2006, 09:51 PM
so wierd how home state forums get hundreds of views but people never post in the nj forums. I hate the internet =/

hisbiggness36
02-04-2007, 12:04 AM
yea nj is the shit too bad people that arent from here dont appreciate it and dont know what thyre missing.

PaRanOiD81
02-09-2007, 05:00 AM
where in jersey you live redlocks?

bobthenuker
02-12-2007, 02:02 AM
haha so true redlocks

RedLocks
04-27-2007, 09:56 PM
where in jersey you live redlocks?
currently living in Hudson County now, born and raised Passaic county, Riverside Paterson

Scarlet Sky
04-27-2007, 10:09 PM
how bout them sox?