WEED_UK
09-30-2006, 08:41 PM
Right here we go, i wanna know what the must funniest thing is that happened to you or mate whilst stoned as a mother f****ker.
several years back me and my best buddy at the time were out doing our paper round together(stoned as fuck),happily toking away on some green,talking about footy as you do! When ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my fucking god a seagull the size of a prehistoric bird shit straight on his top lip while talking.....i mean 1 minute,clean lip the next......you got shit on it!!!! Yes i see the impact, man did it spread.
Well he died of embarrasment, and jumped straight into the grave yard we were walking past ,got down on both knees and started rubbing his lip/mouth on the grass,well fuck me i did honestly collapse wit laughing so much(swear on my boys life)When he got up the grass was stuck on top lip.......He looked like goofy dog with green teeth.......And yes i didn`t share a spliff for 2 months after..........Man i wish them days we had video mobile:D
several years back me and my best buddy at the time were out doing our paper round together(stoned as fuck),happily toking away on some green,talking about footy as you do! When ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my fucking god a seagull the size of a prehistoric bird shit straight on his top lip while talking.....i mean 1 minute,clean lip the next......you got shit on it!!!! Yes i see the impact, man did it spread.
Well he died of embarrasment, and jumped straight into the grave yard we were walking past ,got down on both knees and started rubbing his lip/mouth on the grass,well fuck me i did honestly collapse wit laughing so much(swear on my boys life)When he got up the grass was stuck on top lip.......He looked like goofy dog with green teeth.......And yes i didn`t share a spliff for 2 months after..........Man i wish them days we had video mobile:D