Fuuuuck me

[Cassiopiea]

Right, Its 10.30, ive just polished off the roaches from the night before. ive got a nice warm high. Then this woman from Morrisons (a supermarket) phones me "hello?" "Uuuum, hi?" "wats the matter, you sound a little fadey"

Me: (thinking: more like faded) "Uuum, sorry is that better?)

Yes: "Now, would you like to come in today for an interview for morrisons in an hour and a half"

Me (bricking it); Uuum ok.

What do I do? its an hour and a half until I have to go to an interview and im blazed!!!!!

lololololol, this should be fun. Ill post what happens later...

[T®auma]

Whoooo, let a dude from america say, "chill" You two should get together and have a smoking session and work out your differences. (i cant spell sorry)

[UtopianDreamer]

Lol ! hope it goes well for ya man.

[hasanyoneseenmypipe1]

yeah i hope it goes well too m8, i had a driving lesson on thursday and i polished off a nice fat joint of weed about an hour before it, the only thing i could do was to pour a few jugs of cold water over my head and not look my instructer in the eye, lol.

[Reefer Rogue]

i went to my group interview for waitrose high and I got invited for a second ;) Good luck.

[Cassiopiea]

Lol, cheers Rogue.

[Smokin EnDo]

Don't worry. First off you should be coming down in one and one half hours. Plus I went to my interview for my job at a supermarket, Shoprite, blazed as all hell off kb and got a job. Just dont be nervous nobody but you knows your high.

[smoke it]

lots of coffee

[sirsmokesalot]

^^^ no.
the last time i was high and drank alot of coffe my body was visibly shaking and people were asking me wtf was up.

Just relax and dont even think about the fact that you are faded. When i was in highschool i used to have tutoring sessions high as fuck where i would make my tutor laugh for hours while she was completeley oblivious to the fact that i was stoned out of my skull.

just have a good time :thumbsup:

[Cheery Cherry]

So did you get hired? Eating always brought me back down.

[NextLineIsMine]

I had an interview I forgot about when I was still way high on ecstacy once. We talked about what I could offer Starbucks for about 5 minutes then we spent a half hour talking about her problems with her boyfriend and how she really feels about him.

[brookerosebud]

the trick to being stoned in public is to never let them see you sober.

[Reefer Rogue]

the trick to being stoned in public is to never let them see you sober.

That was absolutely brilliant.

[TheGreenFog]

the trick to being stoned in public is to never let them see you sober.

That is EXACTLY my motto. Its strange when I'm not high. They say, "is everything alright?" Brilliant. :pimp:

TGF

[Cassiopiea]

Lol, the interview went perfectly. I was charming, made her laugh, she complemented me, if only i was sraight and she didnt look like an old boot I would have been in. She said she has a few jobs to offer me and that shed phone back later that day to tell me. Which she didnt, but hats kinda normal I suppose so im just pleased.

[Kryzco]

eating does the trick

I was drunk off my ass, and I needed to sober up to make it home so this lady whipped up some bomb ass quatemalen tostadas!

damn I wish I had another one right now

I hope she calls you back!

[Cassiopiea]

Cheers man,I did exctly that b4 hand, lol. I ate like three hot dogs in buns, brushed my teeth and splashed a shitoad of cold water on my face.

Man I felt so relaxed and confident going into te interview though.

[Mello.as.Hello]

There's nothing better than being baked out of your gourd, and going to an interview. ESPECIALLY when she says "I really like how outgoing and energetic you are. You're very fun and personable, and I think that will fit in well here!"

You're like "I'm sorry, what? I was watching the pattern on your dress, and completely ignored the noise you were making..."

:thumbsup:

[shoi]

i think u should smoke more

[buddymyfriend]

the trick to being stoned in public is to never let them see you sober.

Too true! I go to most of my interviews under the influence of mary, purely because if i decide to wake n bake (when i get the job) I won't look any different from when they first saw me at my interview! Works a treat!

Don't worry bro, ive got all my jobs blazed!

Peace & good luck!!

Buddy

[Cassiopiea]

i think u should smoke more

hmm...if you say so, lol.

[johnnyAKABob]

That is EXACTLY my motto. Its strange when I'm not high. They say, "is everything alright?" Brilliant. :pimp:

TGF

i have that problem as well, when im high nobody notices, but when im not everyones like "are you ok" lol

[Funyons]

yeah i come blazed to first hour all the time. The teacher laughs at the jokes i say and stuff. Just make it seem like your a talkative happy person not high. Dont just act really wierd