stoned in class....

[NzPoThEaD]

hey
tell me bout ur experiences being stoned at school or wotevas. i jsut finished tech n i was stoned everyday even 4 exams n sht( i no its stupid, u dont need 2 lecture..i passed). nuthing really major haappened just wanted 2 no bout u guys experiences. my tutor was always onto me tho, i wud b staring into space n she yell at me bout 3 times til i noticed then ask me sum fuked up questions that she knew i cudnt answer...bitch! then just laugh at me n say i shud wait til afta class 2 smoke up. duno how she knew lol. neways tell me bout ur experiences..how many times have i sedthat now? sori im stoned

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

o man beging of year went all the time now im startin up agian lol my funny expereince is ok i smoked like 2 bowls before school and i have computer programming first period
i go in and im like TEACHER LADY!! IM HUNGRY!!! and shes like i have some bars in the cabinet(which i thought she said fridge) so i go through this lil fridge and i cant find them so im like TEACHER!! wth and shes like i said the cabnit...i was like o shit oops haha soo funny she knows i smoke and she doesnt even care!!! lol

[XTC]

man I hate hitting something before a class. I smoked up once before a 3 hr Psychology class. While I still had my high time flew by. Once it wore off, the class seemed an entrinty. I did have a awesome experience before "school" it was the senior yr trip to great america. Well me and some buddies all drove up there. It was a hour and half drive. We smoked ourselves retarded. The rides were TRIPPY as hell :D :eek:

[Trips Rolls Bowls]

i've been high at school too many times to fucking remember much...
best experience ( one of the specialer ones) i smokede a joint before this after school class i had with my x girlfriend..
and i came in all tripping feeling. the teacher wasnt there so i took another hit off my bowl out the window
and i felt so close to my x and i felt like i loved her again. and i looked into her orange brown eyes and the sun hit them and i saw an autumn forest and it was so beautiful that i almost cried....
i dunno. it was a nice day and i was feeling kinda emo :\

[Button Basher]

Me and my best mate got stoned last week at college. We were totally rocked so went to our resource center (library) to chill out and enjoy the feeling. On the way I ran smack bang into my ex who I havn't spoken to for like 6 months. She stopped me and was all like 'i'm sorry we havn't spoken, we really need to talk, etc'. I was completely caned and was just like 'yeah...... yeah...... yeah'! Didn't even say goodbye or anything, it was the last thing I could handle lol :D !

[Proof]

Lol some funny shit here, got pretty stoned before a I.T class went in n jus stared at the moniter all lesson the teacher made me stay behind n asked why i was stairin at it all lesson man i smelt of purple haze that day proper bad she must of known :) we always used to joke round in class to teachers

[ride n get high]

i smoke before school. no 1 really nknows helps me concentrate.

[zarathustra]

french class stoned. my teacher had to know, i reeked. ther best part was sitting next to an uber christian who studied constantly and outdoing him severely every day. i played the trumpet, too, which gave me an excuse to c\arry a plunger around for a few months. 'twas great fun, toilet pirates rawk.

[stonerboy40k]

i've never actually been stoned for school but i got completly baked one sunday then the next day i had a gcse exam for english i was still cumming down and i was shatterd lol and i still got a C. also im an explorer scout and onece i got stoned jus b4 we went on a golf driving range that was hillarious. every one figured out i was stoned though but they didnt care. mabe im the worlds first stoner scout

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

i've never actually been stoned for school but i got completly baked one sunday then the next day i had a gcse exam for english i was still cumming down and i was shatterd lol and i still got a C. also im an explorer scout and onece i got stoned jus b4 we went on a golf driving range that was hillarious. every one figured out i was stoned though but they didnt care. mabe im the worlds first stoner scout
God damn what time did u smoke and how much if u were high until the next day because shit i smoke and my high is gone in about an hour(thats if i smoke one bowl) i mean ive smoked like 1/2 oz one day at like 8 or 9 and im not high the next day.

[Kombucha]

Maybe he was smoking LSD ;)

I've never been stoned at school but I'm gonna try it soon. I'm gonna go home at lunch, smoke a joint and come back and see what happens. I'll have to find the best day so it wont show too much though.

[IntrepidS]

Well in high schol I only smoked once during school and it was literally the last day of school. Because it was my first time tho I didn't dare to look into anybody's eyes and I was scared shitless at times. I smoked 2 joints that day, and the first was actually during one of my calsses, so like the idiot that I am I actually walked into class right after smoking. I was so scared and my teacher asked me where the hell I was and I said something like "I don't know" or "around", hell, I don't even remember. The I just slept through my math class so nobody would know, this was after the 2nd joint. But this year I smoke a lot during school. I worte a math test last week while high and I don't think I'll be doing it again. While weed definitly does help me sometimes, it's mostly with writing shit and so I don't think math and weed go well together.

[Kombucha]

It would work well for English. Thats all about writing shit...

[AbbaZabba]

Me and my friend did some shrooms in the bathroom at our school and we just laughed our asses off non stop! I went out on the porch of our school (I go to an alternative high school) and one of my teachers asked were i was the day before then he said something like " I dunno weather to belive you or not cause your one slippery character" Me and my friend started laughing even more because everyone thinks my teacher is literally gay.

[hempilation311]

I smoke before one of my classes in college and one only. Philosophy. Oh man does that stuff bug me out. I get sooo stoned before class (first class of the day at 2:00 :)) and when the teacher starts to lecture I just trip out to what he's saying. Descarte, Hume, lots of crazy thinking that really makes you wonder. SOmetimes, it's impossible to concentrate on the ideology of the lectures but I love it.

[GooseBear]

It would work well for English. Thats all about writing shit...
Sometimes I come up with the best ideas for papers (english) :D when stoned and then sometimes you look back on it and your like WTF? hhaha

[JeffJFromKCMO]

Before school one time i smoked a joint of some killer bud and i always think everyone is starin at me and shit....but we were watchin this trippy movie in biology about cells and this music was crazy...then i passed out like halfway and could still hear the movie, but was dreaming about shit to go witht he sounds....like the cells were multiplying and i though a fish jumped up and ate someone cause the sounds were real loud...then someone woke me up and i got pissed i was like "yeah i saw the fish eat him let me sleep" they were just like dude no one got ate...class is over and you drooled everywhere....but it was fun and a hell of a time

[GooseBear]

JEFF from Kansas City??? is your last name johnson because then I would flip out because I know a Jeff Johnson from Kansas City he goes to school there wears glasses.....(state council)...... Jueff if this is you that would kick ass and I didn't know you were into MJ

If it's not then I am really sorry and you still kick ass!!!

yes I know people what are the chances but I had to ask!!

[hempilation311]

haha goosebear. It's always worth a try man.

[SmokeyPotter]

when I was in High School, about halfway through my Senior year I started smokin everyday before school. It made the first class way better, but after that I always got pretty burrnt out. (Kinda) Got Busted once: I was all red Eyed and zoning out and my teacher started getting suspisious after I kept coming in that way, so I got sent to the drug counsilor. She asked If I had been smoking pot and I straight up told her "Yeah, definately" (this was really close to the end of school) She said I had to do a drug test. I asked "How old am I?... oh that's right, I'm 18. Sorry. No thanks!"
The only way I could have gotten in trouble would be getting caught in the act of tokin up.

KNowing your rights is a Beautiful thing!

[ickivicki]

i was like "yeah i saw the fish eat him let me sleep" they were just like dude no one got ate...class is over and you drooled everywhere....but it was fun and a hell of a time

that's so something I would say. I was looking at a package of my friends insences, and one scent was coconut. I thought the Cs were rs and I was like " DUDE IT SAYS ROCKO NUT!" all excited like I just figured out this great mystery. My one friend looks at me and goes.."vicki.. that says coconut". The other one goes" yea, and besides.. it would be roronut not rocko nut".

oh man. good times.

[recneps]

it was spirt week at school just a bunch of goofy dress up days when no class work gets done because every one is to distracted. i had on sunglasses like the ones from risky business, they had very dark black lenses. so any ways i was resting my head in my hand looking at the blackboardand i fell asleep. i woke up when every one was getting up to leave. no one even noticed i was asleep and i sit in the front row, not even the teacher.

[GooseBear]

JJJEEEEFFFFFFF ? :D

[Gepdaddy]

it was spirt week at school just a bunch of goofy dress up days when no class work gets done because every one is to distracted. i had on sunglasses like the ones from risky business, they had very dark black lenses. so any ways i was resting my head in my hand looking at the blackboardand i fell asleep. i woke up when every one was getting up to leave. no one even noticed i was asleep and i sit in the front row, not even the teacher.

Wow i used to wear those same type of glasses everyday to school back in my senior year. Just wake and bake, throw my shades on, head on over to school, and enjoy the day. Of course i turned in about 95% of my tests in my first three periods totally blank because i was so stoned...but hey its all good. The best part is having everyone telling you jokes (cuz they know your stoned) and just falling on the floor laughing. God I loved high school! I once got into a conversation with my English teacher (first period) about how awesome the Doors were, it was so funny.

[Smokes]

I'm in highschool, and I go to school high just about everyday. It is fun as shit. There is a park behind my school with some pavillions and shit. All of my freinds meet there every morning. We smome a ciggerette or two and then we toke like crazy. Sick ass times man! Sick ass times

[NzPoThEaD]

i miss being blazed at tech. i wud toke b4 going there. n then id ride a horse ive neva ridden b4(i did a horse course) that was cool! felt like i was flying or sumthing, then smoke sum more with a m8 at lunch go 2 class where my teacher always picked on me cuz she knew i was stoned then during class go outside have sum more then go back in it was grt! then drive home then smoke til i fell asleep at around 3 in the morning every nite. grt times! go on big missions 2 the beach or sumthing

[Darkneon420]

Lol, i love to go to school high. Like you said time flys by and all your friends know that 'jackie is blazing' but I no longer smoke as much as I used too. Now ts a weekend night thing, wake up the next day and act as if nothing happend that night...that is till the weekend rolls around again ;)

[6 Point Joint]

i smoke everyday b4 school one time i smoke a blunt and got drunk b4 english class and couldnt do nothin but sit and think i jus stared at people. they thought i was on crack. not good to hear when u only drink and smoke weed

[Oli]

I smoked a fwe times at school but for me it just made school so boring so I stoppede wasting my weed that way.

[tyrael]

When i was in year 8 3 of us smoked up at launch time (this was only my second time smoking) so bell rings 1 of my friends is in my class so we head off their get in class, so im just chilling spinning around on the chair (yeah we had them swivel chairs :)) suddenly i started sweating real bad, then all i can see is black my teacher calls my name and asks me a question about some shit we were reading

at this stage i can still see shit all, so i say i dunno she goes look down on the page and you will find the question.. i didnt answer and she just left it at that lucky me and my friend were known for doing nothing at all in that class(guess she thought it was normal for me not to answer :)) my best weed experience too.

[TwoPacalypse Now]

i went to school fucked up a few times the most memorable times were first when i had got so fucked up (i smoked like 3 or 4 bowls out of aluminum) when i got to my locker at school you know in the rare times when everyone starts turning into a cartoon, and you can't focus on anything? like everyone in the world around you is just one big joke.

the other time was when me and 3 friends was hotboxing. i didnt know the other dude, but they said he was cool. so i brought out my wrap i had rolled the other night, and my nigga antonio rolled a FAT swisher. so we smoked my first one and i was already feelin it out of 4 heads smokin. then we drove around a little bit until he had it rolled. he was lightin it, and we went right passed the police station. now me, im always careful and paranoid, so i notice a cop sittin in his car as we passed him. i thought for sure we was caught im tellin you i was like "oh shit my mama gonna kill me" but to my surprise he didnt follow us, or no lights came on. we got to school and we found out that the spray bottle my friend mario had had gotten broke. and mario was like "fuck it i don't care" antonio was trippin out like "nigga what you mean you don't care? you can't just go in there smellin like anything!" me i wasnt trippin, i didnt care, then me and mario open our doors(i was in the front with him) hella smoke just poured out, it was like watchin how high, lucky for us the wind blew it to the left because a teacher was comming.

we got into the school. i thought i was safe, just enjoying being blazed u know(we were late) and we find out its a locker clean out. i was trippin, i ain't feel like fucking cleaning out a locker. my friend comes talk to me and he knew i was blazed and he said he smelled it strong and then i started trippin.i was cleaning out my locker and talkin to him at the same time and then i see the principal coming through, walking slowly observing everyone cleaning. a couple people told me of how he got hella niggas expelled for smelin like weed. so i looked and felt akward and i told my friend ill be right back(my heart was beatin like hell) then i went into a room for like 1 minute and waited till he was gone. i was relieved when he left. that was a hell of a morning.

[Up In Smoke 420]

Damn, nice story TwoPacalypse Now. I've never ben stoned in school.

[187]

i started smoking this year and i smoked all the time during lunch haha. i would skip the same class all the time the period right after lunch i would never get in trouble. the last week of school me and my friends skipped the same class almost everyday except the last cause our house's got called haha didn't even get in trouble cause i answered the phone haha.

[Up In Smoke 420]

My highschool is huge on busting drug users. So I keep it on a low profile.

[MeatRulz]

i smoke everyday b4 school which makes the bus ride so fun because i always laugh at the gay kids it so funny.

[kid rediculous]

Me and two of my friends would smoke all the time before school. I would drive my friend Dan and we'd meet my friend Chris in the parking lot and smoke and smoke in his jeep. One day Chris was hella late and me and Dan went inside and went to our seperate classes. 10 mins into 1st period Dan calls me and is like, Chris is outside waiting for us, lets go. I told my teacher(math) that I was going to the bathroom and I snuck out the back door to the parking lot. We smoked like 3 quick bowls and went back inside. I was gone for like 10 mins and my teacher was like, you have the shits or something, and I was just like yea. I probably reeked cuz I didn't spray myself with anything cuz I was in such a hurry. The last 20 mins of class passed by uneventfully, I wasn't that stoned yet.

Dan was in my second period class and he told my he got 7 vics from some kid and he gave me 3 of them and I took them right away. By this time I was pretty high. We were watching some video about mental illnesses (it was a psych. class) and it was hilarious. It showed people that had OCD and schizophrenia(sp?) and I couldn't stop laughing for some reason. Dan was just like, put your head down and go to sleep, so I did, but I could still hear the video. Someone shook me awake and everyone was staring at me. Dan told me I was laughing really loud in my sleep. My teacher didn't really care cuz it was an elective class and I slept in it all the time and he must have thought I was having a funny dream.

Good times :D

[WalkaWalka]

Lol i was only high in school once we went bong cruzing during lunch. I was a jackass in math and geograpy. I kept luaghing my ass off. My geography teachers a real dick
so he made me explain what i was luaghing at. I told him it was becuase he was so fat and his tupee was on wrong. Which it was. He sent me to the principals office. I was scared they would catch on. But they told me i should be more respectful to the teachers and sent me to study hall. Then i snuck out and had a cig and then went to track practice all fucked up.
They for some reason don't think im commited to track.....

[HighTillIDie]

i guess that would be when i took a dxm(medicalgrade DXM 2000mg HORSEPILLS) in 5th (of 8) period... and arranged to be taken care of by a friend... and came back to reality at my house... or when i crushed 10 vicodin on my science lab table and snorted the whole line during a lecture... i made two chocolate weed cakes (1oz. good herb each) and brought a slice (one 1/8th) every other day for like a month for lunch.... i never really smoked in school or nuthin like that... never ran off with kids to smoke under the bleachers, or in the parking lot... but i was the kid supplying their stash :) lol so dumb, oh well we all grow up....

[mastershake3261]

me and my friends used to always smoke before school and i was always stoned for at least half of the day but one time we decided to bring some with us. we smoked on our lunchbreak (this was in 8th grade) out in the woods (our schools soccer field was surrounded by woods) we got good and high and on our way back in we went in the bathroom and took a few hits..... we didnt know it but there was some "special ed" kid there and he ran out screaming " there smoking crack in there!!" so we ran out the other door and we thoght we were good... but then in class the dean came in and asked to see my friend (who wouldnt hide his weed even tho i told him to) so my friend went to his office and the dean searched him ... my friend punched the old bastard in the mouth and tried to run away with his weed, but the dean caught him and locked him in the bathroom...by then i knew i was next so i gave my shit to my girlfriend and was ready to be searched... the dean took me to his office and searched me and kept asking if i had a police record, and he said if i didnt tell him the truth i could go to jail, so i told him i did.(i need to learn my rights :( ) i heard banging on the door in the bathroom and told the dean that he couldnt lock people in the bathroom....he ignored me.... my mom went up there and bitched him out cuz he didnt have any right to know about my police record....so we sued him, and my friend went to juvie for a month and i got probation (i dont know why) the dean and the principal both got fired, and i went to some shitty private school.........so, i will never bring weed into school , but i sure will smoke before school :)

[Goodman3eb]

On 4/20 last year (11th grade) I had English right after lunch, which was a really good class, and one that would be really funny to be baked for. Moreover, about 1/3 of my English class tokes on a regular basis. With this in mind, we baked a whole tray of high-potency brownies, and about 11 people of the 30 in the class ate one at the beginning of lunch.

By the time class started, we were all pretty buzzed, and really high by the end of it. It was the only time I've been high in school, but it was well worth it-- just imagine, tripping out on 4/20 with a third of your class!

[Fattie]

Ok. Best day ever. There is this fag guy that thinks hes the shit cuz he smokes weed. Well he got a quarter of kb and smoked like 2 bowls with me. Usually, i would be like kewl, but i knew he just did it to show me he could get it to make me jealous or something, because this was before i was dealing lol. Newayz, he was like one more bowl and thats it, so i was like here ill pack it and stole about a dimes worth, not 10$ but a 10th of an ounce. Newayz, I smoke a Jay of it before school by myself :) and the guy was there with me but he was like nah ill smoke my own stuff. So i smoke that and this was when my bro was suspended so he couldnt smoke it with me
:(. Newayz there is like 1 kewl person on my bus that smokes. Her name is jennifer, and shes always talkin about doin me and my brother cuz we are fine as hell. Newayz, im blitzed so im all like just come over whenever and shit you know just like spittin game, but she knows im high, so she keeps lookin in my eyes and laughin. So i get to school and im like yo what up to these people i know, and they are like, wanna go smoke a blunt? Im like fuck yeah. So we go outside into the woods. 3 people total. Smoke the blunt, i dont know what was in it but i was fucked. So i go and start talkin to all these girls i know, because they are fine. This entire time i reak of weed because my teachers and shit are racist and dont really punish white people that much about weed, so i didnt spray anything. Newayz, i go to my first class, which is keyboarding, and not too many people know me in there but i made some friends with some black people i know. Eric Huggins was one of them, you will see him playin for Oklahoma in football this comin year. :) Newayz, i had fun in there, not doing any work, then on the way to my next class (10 min break) this dude i know, and this girl i know, both white, were like, check it, and they had a half. Smoked two blunts between us 3. Fuck i was fucked. My school sells chicken biscuits so i went up and stole like 5 and went to class and ate em all. This was Broadcast Journalism a.k.a a class where you dont do shit and the teacer was like, damn corey, your hungry. So i was like fuck yeah and just started makin bloopers from the show, and i made this part where it repeated a fuckup a bunch to magnify the funniness and just fell on the floor laughing for like 5 mins literally. Then i go to my next class (no smokin this time) which is french. My teacher is so funny, but not because she tries to be. So im chucklin alot. Then i cant hold it back anymore and just start laughing so hard i start crying while im sittin at the table and all the people around me who are friends with me know, because i smell like it and shit, so they start laughing. The teacher just waited for us to stop, about 1 minute. Then she says, "Hmm, did i miss something" so then i start laughing all over again another minute or two.... then i was like, i gotta go do something at the library and she was like what, and i was like i dunno, but i need michelle and kristy (fake names) to go with me and she was like. "........ oooooo k." (this was because i was like her favorite student because i took drama the year before and she loves drama). So me michelle and kristy go to the bathroom and smoke, girls bathroom cuz they were scared. two jays. So im still fucked. Head to lunch. Spent like 10$ on food. Ate it all. Go to English. My teacher is kewl as hell in english. We get out some old year books and just start makin fun of all these kids. And she was like "You are bad, Corey" and i was like "Well, if i dont make fun of the kids who are retarded then thats discrimination." She was like, "oh yeah" ( i swear to god) so i started laughing again, another one of my laughign trips. Newayz after that i go to sleep and wake up laying sideways in my chair. :)

[weedracer119]

Ok. Best day ever. There is this fag guy that thinks hes the shit cuz he smokes weed. Well he got a quarter of kb and smoked like 2 bowls with me. Usually, i would be like kewl, but i knew he just did it to show me he could get it to make me jealous or something, because this was before i was dealing lol. Newayz, he was like one more bowl and thats it, so i was like here ill pack it and stole about a dimes worth, not 10$ but a 10th of an ounce. Newayz, I smoke a Jay of it before school by myself :) and the guy was there with me but he was like nah ill smoke my own stuff. So i smoke that and this was when my bro was suspended so he couldnt smoke it with me
:(. Newayz there is like 1 kewl person on my bus that smokes. Her name is jennifer, and shes always talkin about doin me and my brother cuz we are fine as hell. Newayz, im blitzed so im all like just come over whenever and shit you know just like spittin game, but she knows im high, so she keeps lookin in my eyes and laughin. So i get to school and im like yo what up to these people i know, and they are like, wanna go smoke a blunt? Im like fuck yeah. So we go outside into the woods. 3 people total. Smoke the blunt, i dont know what was in it but i was fucked. So i go and start talkin to all these girls i know, because they are fine. This entire time i reak of weed because my teachers and shit are racist and dont really punish white people that much about weed, so i didnt spray anything. Newayz, i go to my first class, which is keyboarding, and not too many people know me in there but i made some friends with some black people i know. Eric Huggins was one of them, you will see him playin for Oklahoma in football this comin year. :) Newayz, i had fun in there, not doing any work, then on the way to my next class (10 min break) this dude i know, and this girl i know, both white, were like, check it, and they had a half. Smoked two blunts between us 3. Fuck i was fucked. My school sells chicken biscuits so i went up and stole like 5 and went to class and ate em all. This was Broadcast Journalism a.k.a a class where you dont do shit and the teacer was like, damn corey, your hungry. So i was like fuck yeah and just started makin bloopers from the show, and i made this part where it repeated a fuckup a bunch to magnify the funniness and just fell on the floor laughing for like 5 mins literally. Then i go to my next class (no smokin this time) which is french. My teacher is so funny, but not because she tries to be. So im chucklin alot. Then i cant hold it back anymore and just start laughing so hard i start crying while im sittin at the table and all the people around me who are friends with me know, because i smell like it and shit, so they start laughing. The teacher just waited for us to stop, about 1 minute. Then she says, "Hmm, did i miss something" so then i start laughing all over again another minute or two.... then i was like, i gotta go do something at the library and she was like what, and i was like i dunno, but i need michelle and kristy (fake names) to go with me and she was like. "........ oooooo k." (this was because i was like her favorite student because i took drama the year before and she loves drama). So me michelle and kristy go to the bathroom and smoke, girls bathroom cuz they were scared. two jays. So im still fucked. Head to lunch. Spent like 10$ on food. Ate it all. Go to English. My teacher is kewl as hell in english. We get out some old year books and just start makin fun of all these kids. And she was like "You are bad, Corey" and i was like "Well, if i dont make fun of the kids who are retarded then thats discrimination." She was like, "oh yeah" ( i swear to god) so i started laughing again, another one of my laughign trips. Newayz after that i go to sleep and wake up laying sideways in my chair. :)

dude that was a long story and maybe it was the way i read it but you seemed fucked up when you wrote it. shit dude. that sounds like a really long day. anyway, thats cool.

[AbbaZabba]

in middle school me and 3 other friends came in stoned as fuck. Everyone knew we where blazed besides our teacher. She started yelling at us for being late and i was like shutup you old biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch! and the whole class started cracking up. In her offense she tells me she's gonna knock my block off and sends all 4 of us to the office. Well the principle wasnt there and there was a plate of choclate chip cookies on the secretaries desk. So we eat those then leave school and go to my friends house to smoke more bud.


THE END

[BabySmokesAlot420]

Lol i was only high in school once we went bong cruzing during lunch. I was a jackass in math and geograpy. I kept luaghing my ass off. My geography teachers a real dick
so he made me explain what i was luaghing at. I told him it was becuase he was so fat and his tupee was on wrong. Which it was. He sent me to the principals office. I was scared they would catch on. But they told me i should be more respectful to the teachers and sent me to study hall. Then i snuck out and had a cig and then went to track practice all fucked up.
They for some reason don't think im commited to track.....


I love going to track practice fucked up. Last monday I went drunk.

[Gandhi Ganjamaster]

i did my religion paper stoned last summer,i actually did realy well! i failed maths while stoned tho cuz i jus fell asleep

[jharttex]

I love smoking before class, it makes the lectures so much more interesting. Then again if you are an everyday smoker the high isn't as intense so you can manage much more.

[Satovan]

Around Christmas time in my senior year of high school, we did a charitable type thing in my creative writing class (awesome stoner teacher) where we would reply to letters to Santa from the elementary school kids. It was first hour, and I'd always blaze a fat bowl or two before school, or take adderals or vicodins or whatever. One day, they all just happened together, where I blazed a bowl, snorted a 20mg oxy, and then was given two adderals by my girlfriend in the morning before school, and I ended up pretty fucked up and rather creative in this class and I ended up drawing the most fucked up artwork on these letter too these kids, and thanks to the adderal, I ended up finishing like an entire class worth of letters. I'm sure the elementary school teachers were having a hell of a time explaining to kids why there were purple reindeer on their letters and why my handwritting and spelling was worse than theres.

The kids asked for some pretty funny shit too, in one of the letters from a third grader the kid asked for an assult rifle. What is this world coming too?

[RedRainDrop]

Yeah, so me and 4 buddies last year would smoke up at lunch EVERYDAY before history class, it was the funniest shit ever, because that teacher was so fucking trippy, the way he talks and shit.

[UpInSmoke]

I dont remember ever going to school sober..it was the only way I could stand it...Funny thing tho, my school was called spotswood. So for a school prank, knowing that a good percentage of the school to toke, we went down close to the highway where the schools sign was and stole and replaced some of the letters so it just happened to say "PotsGood High" :D *flicks a tear from eye* oh my good times...

[blazeyadeadhomiecg]

i just started school tuesday and i went in stoned on the first day it was so fun i was late for homeroom and i was like why am i here?lol she gave us all these papers snd shit. then i saw my buddie in the hall the one i smoked with and we just burst out laughing it was cool

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

ohhhh fuck, me and my mates got stoned everyday at school...we'd skip every class jus to go douch the car out. cant do that next year tho, gotta start passin my classes. i HATE being stoned in class. cant stop laughin. i shake like a fucker n get really paranoid..feel like everyone is starin at me...thinkin im stoned. (wouldnt b hard to guess)

[Reefer Rogue]

one time i was high in geography and my teacher was tryin to act cool and started saying how he ot drunk one time at a football game (hes a real looser asshole and nobody likes him) and all the kids are tying not to crack up and then i say real loud mr.c do you smoke pot!?! and the whole class busts out laughing. and then this one preppy girl is all like "shutup everybody knows your high" and then the teacher looks at me and rolls his eyes liked hes pissed/annoyed/embarassed the i made everyone laugh at him and then i said to the girl "well your dads the one who sold it to me!" and for then i bithed her out for the rest of class

That's brilliant!

[Not Enough Herb]

being high in school is fun

but if u want an education you arent gonna get it like that

unless u go on coke and e, lol i was passing mad tests on coke and e its pretty funny, now that im only smoking weed im doing bad lol

later

[Professor Dan K.]

One of the best times I've been high in school was about a week before thanksgiving. we had a canned food drice thing and luckily our class one, so we won a pancake breakfast. So the day of the breakfast, me and a couple of friends bake the fuck outta my car with 2 joints and 4 bowl packs of some funky dank.

We show up like 5 minutes early and they let us have first choice, so all of us are blazed as fucka nd we just devour all the pancakes.... they were so damn good, they had these milks out too and we each had like 4 and the people there didnt even care lol. It was the best day of my life! :stoned:

Also i had to post something here as it goes quite well with my avatar :D

[fikusroot]

I tried making my own kind of homemade absinth by letting some weed sit in a mini waterbottle of vodka for a week. I was gonna take it a party later but this kid I know was like "if you drink that now i give you 20 bucks." So i down 1/2 litres of vodka and weed (i swallowed the weed too) and I had 3 classes left. 1st class, math. Within 15 minutes of class i drunk and just hit on this girl i liked the whole class. so far so good. i'm having trouble walking but i make it to my next class (which i had the previously mentioned girl take me to because i forgot where it was) it was current events class. so now i had gone from trying to screw the girl in math class to being a raging drunk. We were talking about some shit in Irag and I just kept yelling out "president Bush is a douchebag!" and got in trouble for swearing but all and all, I was still cool. But the weed hadnt kicked in so I figured it didnt disolve in alcohol or something. I was still pretty drunk but was starting to come down slowly. I ate lunch and was laughing and causing a scene in front of about 10 people who were crouded around my table because most of the people who go to my private school had never seen a real drunk in the wild. So its been about 2 hours since i downed everything and i still havent felt the weed. last class was jazz band and i was like, fuck, ill actually be straight enough to practice and not make and ass of myself. and thats when the weed kicked in. I was sitting at the piano staring at the keys while the rest of the band kept on playing. I couldnt remember how to play the song we were practicing so i turned the piano volume down low and just acted like I was playing. fortunately most of the class was my band teacher yelling at the brass section because everyone there is retarded. so thats about it. my band teacher asked me later if I was stoned but she was cool with it because shes an ex hippie and im the best damn piano player in the school.

[gabebster]

It was my senior year and we were on a feildtrip. The class was AP biology and we went to the zoo for the day. We (the class) had an option of going with the teacher and getting a behind the scenes tour of the zoo or go off on your own and meet back at the bus when it was time to go. I went off with my mates. It was January and there was snow on the ground so there wasn't anyone at the zoo except for my class and some zoo people. We smoked ever where that looked like a fun place to smoke; the girraff(sp) barn, tiger cages, the gorilla house and a bathroom. One of the funny moments was when we were by the tigers, we must have made it made or something because it pissed through the bars at us. You don't want to get into a pissing contest with a tiger. We were about 2 meters away and the tigers piss just missed my friends head. Without a doubt it was the best feildtrip ever.

[Hammerofthegods]

ive had my expereineces as well... smoked 4 or 5 bowls of purple haze with 4 friends and passed a joint around of some other kind of weed. i was high as ever well it was like my 3rd time smoking so you know. but i had world science my first class my worst class and passed the test with a b. man it was cool. the teacher always looks at me suspiciously andi ooked at her she turned into a little cartoon.

ive learned the key is to smoke keep your mouth shut about it and enjoy the high.

[420kidder]

One time back in 1995 or 1996 (when i was 15 or 16) I was smoking a joint
with my best friend Alyssa and another cute girl from our school. The other
girl wasn't smoking, just keeping us company. She smoked, but not this time
because we had a math test first period.

After smoking we go inside to our class, Alyssa and I are so high, I can
remember it surprisingly. To make a long story short, out of the 3 of us, I
get a 100 percent, Alyssa gets a 95, and the girl that was with us who didn't
want to smoke got a 65. We don't see that girl anymore, but Alyssa and I
still tell people about that. :)

[Joel]

Dude, I used to seriously suck ass in my math class for my grade 9 and 10 year.
I started smoking mad chronc between breaks for my math class, and what do ya know, Im a genius in my grade 11 math class, I love it, I get high before every class. I never ever did this good before, I swear they think Im cheating . LOL

[psychodog]

i nearly got expelled from school because i smoked a 2 blunts before a maths class
and when i walked in class everyone was shouting "stoner" to me and the teacher is a real bitch she comes up to me and looks at my eyes and she takes me outside and says she can smell "cannabis" so she sends me into another classroom to do my work after the lesson she took me to the headteacher and she phoned my parents luckerly
my parents didn't belive them but i have to be more careful in lessons while stoned.

[Chondo]

i would go to school high all the time (i don't anymre cuz i go to an alternative school...long story but i'll be back in reg. high skl in february). since both my parents work there (my dad's an assistnt principal) i would always avoid them and shit. almost every day i'd walk in english class with my eyes all red and this guy would scream 'I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES!' and the class would start laughing, but the teacher was cool and wouldn't say shit.

[BlaZeNSmoKe]

Yo, I be blunted all during the day. I tokes before 1st, be good for 2nd and 3rd. Then smoke and chill and eat at lunch, play basketbally in 4th and still good through 5th and 6th. The only thing is, I'm afraid I might have to knock one of these white kids in my class the fuck out cause all they try to do is throw subliminals at me even when the teacher is right there. If I even get searched someone's going down for that cause I be having shit on me all the time, but I got mad stash spots at school so I'm good.

[fikusroot]

i nearly got expelled from school because i smoked a 2 blunts before a maths class
and when i walked in class everyone was shouting "stoner" to me and the teacher is a real bitch she comes up to me and looks at my eyes and she takes me outside and says she can smell "cannabis" so she sends me into another classroom to do my work after the lesson she took me to the headteacher and she phoned my parents luckerly
my parents didn't belive them but i have to be more careful in lessons while stoned.
what a buzzkill. yesterday i went to a concert that i thought was going to be just a party in a warehouse. so I get there, and smoke a J with a few of my friends outside the building. we get inside and there are next to no people there and then the guy who owns the place gets on the mic and is like "hey, i dont want anyone buring one inside my building! the parents are complaing and threatening to call the cops." I was like i didnt sign up for this shit. the concert was lame and the band sucked. then my friend wanted to hang out with some kids from my school which was awkward because they all knew i was stoned. I was so paraniod/uneasy I couldnt enjoy anything.

[fikusroot]

the worst is there were so few people that everyone knew it was me and my friends. the band was even saying shit to me like "sorry we took so long setting up, hope i didnt kill ur buzz man." it was so awkward i couldnt wait to leave.

[FatBoyWeird]

I always get baked pretty good over my open lunch period. Just a few hits with a friend. Anyways, this one time we did just a few hits of this really dank chronic and got totally fucked up. I went back to school and wasn't worried at all. When I got to my first class after lunch my teacher told me I had to make up a test and I was all confused. I got put in an empty room nextdoor to take the test. I was sitting in this weird biology teacher's room and couldn't concentrate on anything. I stared at shit the whole period and listened to music. Don't remember too much, found out the next day that I got an A. WTF

[Brennan]

Man I got too many stories to tell. Not so many from this year. Last year was cool shit take a walk off school grounds by a gram or 2 for 5$(HG). Then smoke like a half bag cause the guy don't wanna take it back. Skip the odd free class where the teacher don't even notice you. I'll never forget laughing my way through adv math and pulling off a 74 at the end. I'd have to say my favourite memory is the time we smoked 16 joints. Never been so stoned at school and never will again.

[Stoneroo]

oh man hahhaha. When i was in high school all i did was get ripped. The shitty part however, was that I took advanced classes and all my friends were in the easy ciriculum so nobody else in my class toked....i would be so ripped and all the kids would be looking at me like "wtf is wrong with this chick." hahaha.... i used to sit outside my school and smoke a joint on the front steps of a church every morning :)

maybe i should become a stoner teacher :rasta: that would be sweet

[Stoneroo]

Oh ya forgot to say this one time i was at my buddys house with about 4 or 5 of us and we were having mad bong sessions in his garage. The whole place was hot boxed so we opened up the garage door and as it opens my biology teacher is walking down the sidewalk in front of the house with his baby. This huge gust of smoke was just like wooooosh down the street... hahahahahahahaha

[Fan o KmK]

where the fuck is jeff. i think u scared him goosebear, he was like oh fuck someoen knows me shit gota burn this computer lol.

[blizz]

only time i can remember is when i had a health class with no friends and i took a very high dose of pk's,and i started to forget where i was and i just about stand up but remebered what was going on,it was close i prolly would of had the po called on me if i would of done that,looking back its sorta funny but that could of been bad

[Miidnitetoker420]

I really dont like getting high when i go to school because to me i dont get such a good high because i have to deal with asshole teachers everyday,but when i do go high i just sleep in some kool teachers class and go to the cafeteria and eat the food or something.But one time my buddy had some speed and i wanted to do some so when i did it i was seeing snakes on the ceiling.It was preety weird

[Doobie Snax]

being high in class is fucking awesome, especially if you're on X, but i got red and had an ounce and three-quarters in my bag which stank out the whole of my english class. the teacher stopped the class and threatened to call senior management about 4 times, so i had to stash it in the toilets. Fucktards.

[RedRainDrop]

i smoke before school. no 1 really nknows helps me concentrate.
same here! I smoke a few bowls in the shower every morning, and get stoned for my food, and cooking class!! It's quite fun..

[VoidLivesOn]

I go blazed everyday.End of story, still get my work done and I'm doing a little better then last year.Just takes the pain out of the year.Its already second semester for christ sakes...that might not have happened without the bud.

[VoidLivesOn]

same here! I smoke a few bowls in the shower every morning, and get stoned for my food, and cooking class!! It's quite fun..

Haha thats funny cause I have foods first period on blue days.
(Block scheduling)

[smoke.a.cig.a.ribit]

i go to science class stoned everday. and we do expireaments, and let me tell you, it is a trip. the teacher always calls me up to the class to do shit, me and my 3 friends, all the time and were all always high, he must know bacuase we are always involved in the expiraments but its fucken awesome. playing with fire and blowing things up. fun times.

[Reefer Rogue]

Hell yea i get stoned so much @ college.

[GlenCoco]

I used to go stoned to school all the time after lunch in 9th grade. One time I was about 20 minutes late to my 5th hour class (right after lunch and high as shit). Well my teacher started yelling at me and freaking out, but me, being the calm stoner that I am, just stood there and nodded my head but was freaking out inside and just not showing it. Well I got sent to this ISS thing (In School Suspension, its lame) and had to teach myself how to multiply exponents and shit, but no cops or anything so its all good.

[TipTIP]

lol. i try to smoke in the morning, but usually whenever i can at lunch. it's funny cuz i have math class after lunch, and for some reason every test /quiz i've had i've been baked. i don't even try to it just happens somehow. like onetime i went a few weeks without smoking, then first day i do it i happen to have a pop quiz in that class. stil got an A somehow though. i usually do the dumbest things in french. for some reason i can never stop laughing. dxming right now lol

[Snowman450]

The stupidest thing I'd with weed was, i was hot boxing my car in the morning before class, and we drove up to school campus and all 5 of us we're already fried and forgot to roll down the windows or anything. So We show up to school late and the secruity see's my car pull up and is just watching all us in my car, we finally relaize that if anyone opens their doors or roll down their windows we're fucked. So we decide that we all have the munchies and can't go to class. SO i back up and just leave, no school thay day :)

[Its a Plant]

Smokin before school in high school was fun sometimes, but now I dont really smoke before class in college. Its just that I'm already in class very little, so why not just get my shit done, then smoke some. I am coming to a point where I do think that smoking before class or school is a waste of a high personally. Always worried someone might think you're high, if you smell, how are my eyes, blah blah. I just like not having to worry what other people are thinking.

[blazed4life112]

haha yeahh i went to my fucking computer class high as fuck one time and my teacher was just like wtf is wrong with you haha cause i was laughing at how the screen looked witht he screeensaver and some guy beside me was like ha i think shes a bit out of it and iw as like hahahahahaha yeah thats it i am a bit out poof it ahh goood times damn ha that was such a funny day

[s2headhunter]

i go high about everyday ...at least 2 days a week...its sweet my first period teacher seems like a hardcore ex stoner so he knows it seems like and he doesnt care.....

[gee]

I just hotbox my closet everyday before I head out on the bus to school.

[JerryGarcia]

My friend came to school baked once and his science teacher played a Bill Nye video.

[Nightfox]

Get stoned every day at lunch and come into Georgrahy class and fucking do nothing, the teacher always bitches me out but i always have something good to say back cos i'm stoned, but one day i went to far, and really tripped out on this teacher (by the way this is one of those teachers that no student likes) anyways he tell me to leave the class and go to the office. i'm really baked, carrying an 1/8 in my sock for a friend, and in my binder i have a pipe. when i got to the office there were two police officers, i really started to trip out bad them, i even thought of running, but i didn't, after all that they were just doing their routine inspection of the schoolonce a week. but still really fucking trippy

[BizzleLuvin]

i refuse to go to school under the influence of any drug. im sort of a nerd (p.s. i go to a private, non-sectarian school) and if i were high, my school is so tiny that surely someone would notice (average graduating class in 52 ppl). gotta get good grades.

[bettybarbra]

i went to visit some friends for the weekend out of town, we were baked all weekend, and the nite before i went back on sunday we made brownies and toked out....i was stoned for like 3 days after that...i went to college like that for 2 or 3 days...it was incredible weed...i also got stoned right before i went to my physical science lab, i usually didnt know what was going on, but that day everything made sense and i finished my lab assignment right away...who says weed makes u stupid!

[KeanBean]

My friend came to school baked once and his science teacher played a Bill Nye video.

thats fuckin awesome, id fuckin die laughin

[rab]

Smoked every day in college, but *never* in class. Only once at work, gave my friend a ride in the morning & he shared. Ruined my whole morning at work. Computer programmer, couldn't concentrate.

Senior year in high school, I had lunch, band, 2 study halls, then physics. No problem smoking lunch. Band was great, then 2 more hours to come down before a "real" class.

During my 2 study halls, I read Einstein's papers on relativity and a bunch of college books on topology, tensor algebra and gauge theory. Being high made the 4-dimensional stuff so vividly clear. I could not even do simple arithmetic when high, but somehow the symbolic stuff just leaped off the page.

[rab]

We did this project for German class, a spy movie. I met my teacher ten years later, and she said, "remember that spy movie? I still have it!" Little did she know where we got our inspiration! The teacher used to give me the key to the language lab and I was there all by myself during study hall. My friend came in with a big pink strawberry jay. The Only time I lit up in the building! We usually used a junkyard across the street. Suddenly, at the peak of paranoia, we heard a key rattling in the lock! Dennis tossed it out the window just as a class came in the room! The whole class started hooting, everyone thought I was straight because I was a nerd. Fortunately this teachers brains had retired years ago. She was this old, stooping, muttering prune with scary cross eyes. I had her once for a class and the eyes were scary because she would shout a question at somebody, and one of the eyes would be looking at me, but some other kid would answer the question. Anyway, Dennis is still proud of how he went down and found the joint in the courtyard.

[photosynthesis]

every other wednsday we have late take in when you come in late. and its the perfect day to wake and bake. so me and a couple of my friends smoked some kb and while we were walking to skool i smoke a fat joint of some shwag since i was trying to quit joes. anyways i was smelling like boku joint and had english first period. soon as i sat down i could notice people kinda staring at me cause i smelt like herb. and we had new 9th ward student that came into my skool and everyone of them was like man i smell that good talkin all loud in class and i couldnt do nothing but laugh cause i smelt like some poo poo shwag in a box

[huntman420]

i come to school high all the time its ill diffrent teachers make the time better then others one time i came back from vacation and missed like a week of school but when i came back instead of doing makeup work my friends got me to blaze before and i had to copy all my homework of some board in the front of the class infront of everybody stoned out of my mind cuz it was the first time i blazed in like 2 weeks so it was kinda badd....

[I just love weed]

Stoneroo i hope u read this ." hahaha.... i used to sit outside my school and smoke a joint on the front steps of a church every morning
so fucking weird next to my high school therees a church basically everyone calls it chruch street and thats where all the stoners hang out and smoke cigs and shit. So weird lol : D

[BigMexiCANT]

haha oh man i have gotten so blown during school sooo many times. I remember this one time me and my buddy were chillen up on these bleachers token in the middle of PE class and who walks in...the fukin principle and shit and i was so lown i was like wtf who cares and took another hit and he never noticed me =D. Anyways i go to my next class and i remember i have this fat test and i fukin aced that shit so easy when ur stoned ur mind is like free and its so easy i love it! Then this one time me and my other friend were smoking out in the parking lot and who comes...a fukin cop =/ he was like wat are you guys doing besides smoking and we said we were just smoking a cigarette and that someone gave it tous and we hated it and shit. Then hes all ok dont smoke and left hella crazy. anyways smoke at school everyday!

[BARBiEx3]

I've gotten high before class a few times. I remember one year I had a lit class after lunch (smoking time) and I'd come back to class all philosophical and shit. It's very easy to be under the influence of any drug at my school because they wouldn't suspect me. I don't look "suspicious" at all.

[Huntor]

the only time i smoke in school was when i was 17 and i went to class 10min late.Started doing the work on the board,it was maths,and i couldnt concentrate.started sweating heaps and feeling dizzy.after about 20mins or so of this i threw up all over book and pencil case.i was heaps fucked,i couldnt even talk,my mate who was sitting next to me told the teacher that i had chucked and he told me to go to the sick bay.i just got up and walked out,didnt even stop to get my stuff or say a word.a different teacher was asking if i was alright in the office and he was looking real hard into my eyes,but we had had clear eyes.
Yeah i never tried smoking before school after that,i learnt my lesson :)

[Mary Jane x3]

Smokin just makes school so much better..
But it seems everytime i do people come up and like fuck with me or keep goin your high arent you.. i bet your high.. i cant believe your high.. and girls hate the smokers for some reason.. prolly cause they havent tried it

[orangeman]

The only thing I like about bein high in school is walkin around in between classes. All those voices and people constantly passing me is some what amazing lol. I just hate sitting down and listening to the teacher because I always try to hide my eyes and I'm so paranoid that some one will smell me. Then I look at everyone thats sober and wish I could be sober for a couple of mins because when I sit down for some reason my high seems more intense and my heart pounds so fast and I dont even feel like I'm inside my body. But like right in the middle if I just close my eyes and dont move I feel like I'm trapped inside my body. It really sucks when I'm in class, I just wanna get up and walk around for no reason lol.

[MightyJoBong]

alright well i've gotten high at lunch before then when coming back to school 6th ,7th, and 8th hour are just so much easier it seems. Like I never did anything stupid to show that i was high, but everything was either just extremley funny or I would just space out for like twenty minutes and forget where I was. I must say being stoned in class is probably more fun to do then getting stoned at home. Although since there are so many kids in school, being there makes you think everyone is being extremly loud when they arent really at all. My friend sam came up to me and he claims he practically whispered dude u reek of it why didnt u invite me to go burn! and I was like DUDE BE QUEIT JESUS CHRIST EVERYONE HEARD U..... certainly great

[BornToLose]

yeah, i go to high school now, im a junior, every morning i have to wake up 3 hours early to bring my sister to school then on the way to my school from hers i pack a bowl and spark on the way, i usually finish as i pull up and i still have about an hour an a half till school starts so i usually pack one more bowl, go to mc donals for a mc griddle and go back to school finish breakfast and go in to class....i sleep in world history every day, then go to english(really psychology at my school) and we have some fun shit happen in that class(usually when my high is just starting to wear off so half way through period ill fall asleep sometimes.

[Blim Burn]

I used to get stoned before Maths and Science, especially before exams, just so I didn't panic like everyone else. I failed both subjects spectacularly!