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LazySmoking420
09-29-2006, 04:13 PM
Well yesterday my friend that smokes bud was like "hey my parents are gonna be out of town this friday, Lets have a round of beers and some smoke and have a good time" One problem, we were dry so pretty much all of yesterday starting around 2:00pm we were calling are hookups lookin for smoke. Coming up dry everytime, Around 9:00pm I was just sitting around my house chillin when a good friend of mine blows up my cell and asks if I still needed... Of course being a stoner I was like "Hell yeah...I am" Long story short. We score the reefer to chief tonite and weed saved are nite.

>>>>>

The reason I posted was this kid that has never smoked is coming along and I know how it is your first high not knowing how it'll turn out. Mine was great. But how should I make this experience for him, A good one? I'd like to birth a brand new stoner because I believe there is POWER in NUMBERS. You teach him the art of smoking than he teaches others and the numbers grow.

Who knows you might smoke out the next Marc Emery, Pot activist.

Anyone smoke out a first timer? How'd it go?

Acouwaila
09-29-2006, 04:16 PM
I smoked out my ex gf for the first time. She absolutely loved it. (It was while she was my gf)

Now I broke up with her and she still smokes marijuana = )

But definately try to keep him chill

LazySmoking420
09-29-2006, 04:31 PM
We were all started by somebody..

Thank god for that somebody.

Acouwaila
09-29-2006, 04:34 PM
Hell yeah. I moved up to maryland when I was in 11th grade and the first person to befriend me was this kid chase. He was cool though...he didnt care if i smoked or not....was my decision lol....

and he just IMed me and asked if i wanted to go on a cut ride tonight

YYESS

robert42
09-29-2006, 04:40 PM
i smoked with my friend for the first time, we got hit by a train after tying him self up to the railway lines and takin a nun hostage :rolleyes:

no really i love gettin ppl high for the first time...

in amsterdam i was in a coffeeshop and members of the Australian Learning Disability Olympic team was in there and we got one of the girls stoned for the first time :p haha was amazin i miss dam!

buddymyfriend
09-29-2006, 04:45 PM
It's always good to smoke up noobs, but just take it easy with em. Dont pack the bowl, joint. Afterall you dont wanna make em throw a whitey and turn them completely off herb!

Peace

Buddy

homestar
09-29-2006, 05:39 PM
it's important that you explain the smoking process if they haven't a clue...a lot of people claim not to get stoned their first time but i attribute it to not knowing how to inhale the smoke.

napolitana869
09-30-2006, 12:45 AM
i got a first timer high off a grav bong and he was ok- but he was also a huge guy. just be nice to him. dont laugh if he caughs, maybe even make sure theres something to drink right there next to him.

Bluntman26
09-30-2006, 08:37 AM
Man i surely remember the first time i got high. I was 20 i think or around there and i was working for this furnature store and i went with my boss do some deliveries. It was my second day on the job and the person that hired me pulls out a spliff ,i was always so straight edge and ignorant about weed so i decided to try it for myself. GOD DDAAMN. I was lit as hell and was forced to take a nap on the ride home because i couldnt handle it:rasta: :rasta:

T®auma
09-30-2006, 10:11 AM
I got some kids from my school going and now they are off on there own teaching the new one to smoke it up.

Stot317
09-30-2006, 07:41 PM
I got my bud JoAnn stoned for her first time a couple of years ago with a makeshift pipe (doorstopper with a sink screen). She loved it, whenever we get together we always smoke. The kid can pace me good.

Your brother in buds,
-Cody

Kryzco
09-30-2006, 07:50 PM
its fun smoking out newbies but some of them just act retarded because they think its the thing you do when your stoned

brains
09-30-2006, 08:12 PM
i smoked out 2 of my friends for the first time.. and i used a bong. hahaha it was funny. he was just sucking it in and blowing it out, and i was yelling at him to goddam inhale it. it was rich :) we all had a good time. i love watching noobs get the munchies :p makes me giggle watching them inhale huge amounts of food and wondering where all their food went after.

Stot317
09-30-2006, 08:58 PM
I've been smoking for seven years and I still inhale large amounts of food and wonder where it went.

wadejason
10-01-2006, 02:14 AM
i think my most first timers much rather hit a joint or blunt than a bong or pipe. the pipe because its harsh for them and bong because its too complicated. i have a phx duo w/ashcatcher and most people are scared of it! so i dont know ive never seen a wrap unwanted. also whoever said it first, i agree get him a cup of water especially (soda is fine but water is best on the throat) because its a good chance they'll cough. and tell them to chill and take easy hits not get carried away. i think if they hit too hard and arent ready for it itll stick with them the next time you ask to smoke and they wont do it again but if they remember taking easy nice chill hits they'll enjoy it much better. another thing to think about is set and setting. a friend of mine was telling me about toking up with this girl and some friends of her at school (im a junior college student) and they were smoking out a friend who had never smoked before and he was hella loud! this is why you wait to smoke your bud out after school at home somewhere safe not someplace stupid like school. atleast be out in the parkinglot, thats still pushing it. anyways ive converted a lot of my friends or atleast taught most of them what they know so im used to smoking out newbies.

Nochowderforyou
10-01-2006, 02:18 AM
We were all newbies at one point, so we just have to think back what our first time being smoked out was.

I used my dads old bong from the 70's my first time. I took 2 huge bong rips and I was so damn high, so I say, just hand them a bong. :p

SkatePopwar
10-01-2006, 07:14 AM
me n my friend were the first to blaze in a group that wa SO anti-drugs it was ridiculous

SkatePopwar
10-01-2006, 07:15 AM
and my first time was form my friends brothers CRAZY bubbler and i looked at it like OH MY GOD HOW DOES THIS WORK ahah

Reefer Rogue
10-01-2006, 07:56 AM
A joint is a good way to smoke out a noob, or a blunt, or a bong, or a vape blah blah blah. I used a spoon for my first time and I don't think i did it right lol. I definately first got high smoking bowls though, I can't remember my first time getting high... Uhoh :p

Kryzco
10-01-2006, 08:56 AM
I smoked blunts when I first started smoking

it sucks when u smoke out a newbie and they don't get high but pretend to be high to fit in

this fat girl ate all the food! she pretended to be stoned so she could get away with it but we all knew she just wanted to eat

there were 2 fuckin large pizzas between 4 people and the bitch had a whole one to herself! we had the munchies! and she didn't even pitch in!

Blasphamy!

Funyons
10-01-2006, 06:53 PM
dont use a whole bunch of terms they know. When i first hit a bong they were like pull the slide and i just was like huh? slide? hahaha just help them through it. Dont just yell at them cover the carb dude cuz they will have no clue what you mean. teach them