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Funyons
09-29-2006, 01:00 AM
Haha what i think is hilarious is when i have been out with friends smoking and when i get home she asks me yeah now how you been what you been doing. I jokingly say oh i was hitting the bong you know :D and she laughs....i feel like a dick for doing it buts its kinda funny :p
budsmoker
09-29-2006, 01:05 AM
tell her at least im not smoking crack;)
Funyons
09-29-2006, 01:06 AM
she doesnt know i smoke pot and she thinks im kidding lol
hugs not drugz
09-29-2006, 01:22 AM
a little advice... keep all the weed talk out of conversations with ur parents. if u talk to them about it and shit and ur out late one day or u are acting suspicios, they'll think "weed!" and drug test u or some shit and ull get burned.
Professor Dan K.
09-29-2006, 01:23 AM
yea sometimes my mom askas me that too, i know shes just being a mom but its so inconvenient when she asks me when im blazed.
Genuine17
09-29-2006, 01:33 AM
ummm id have to say DRUGS because D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Retarded Essentials

i always forgot what D.A.R.E stood for maybe thats why..?

plump?
4gan2ja0
09-29-2006, 01:35 AM
hm well i used to lie about it, but ever since ive been caught like every time now, im just straight up about it when she asks if im high. i do that cause she obviously knows if shes asking me, and if i lie thats just making it worse. honesty is the best way, unless your parents dont know about the toking :thumbsup:
Skink
09-29-2006, 01:40 AM
U think she doesn't know... She bore U,she knows when your fucked up,Trust me on that...
usedchemicals
09-29-2006, 02:31 AM
U think she doesn't know... She bore U,she knows when your fucked up,Trust me on that...

yeah, true that
Whos Carl
09-29-2006, 06:42 PM
I tell her and she believes me. Like when she went away and I got really baked and thought I would do some home plumbing late at night. She thought it was supicious that I was ringing up to ask when the stop tap is.
druelf
09-30-2006, 04:54 AM
tell her at least im not smoking crack;)

When I got caught for the first time thats the line I used. She didnt laugh though.
SocksThaClown
09-30-2006, 05:14 AM
lmao
FREEWAYHOBO
09-30-2006, 05:08 PM
LOL I DID THE SAME THING TO MY MOM BACK IN HIGHSCHOOL AND SHE LAUGHED, BUT NOW SHE KNOWS ITS TRUE HA HA