wasps 'n weed

[NightProwler]

so i just went out on my roof to smoke a bowl... i was standing up, taking a hit when i see a wasp flying around my head. i didn't think too much of it at first, but then i turned around, and hanging from my roof about 2 inches in front of my eyes was a nest crawling with at least 15 wasps. i must say, i ran to my window and closed it in record time.

jesus it scared the shit out of me

[Acouwaila]

lol, glad to see you're alive

[RedLocks]

Can't be worse than making coffee while tripping, opening up the sugar bowl, and 20 carpenter ants running up your hand and all over the table. Nearly had a god damn hear attack! I smashed them all then took pix as proof cause I knew people would just laugh at me lol

[budsmoker]

im guessing that fucked up any high u had

[Blunt burner turner]

SAME my roof terrace (where most of my weed is consumed) has a huge wasps nest, i think they have all died now but my girlfriend is allergic to there stings and it was grim when you go to bed all nice and baked and then there is fucking wasp trying to rape your arm or face or whatever it takes its fancy to.

[orangeman]

ROFL, I can imagine that whole situation. I just fell out of my chair laughing xD.

[Fengzi]

Ha, I can beat that

We've got a sliding glass door leading to the backyard with a sliding screen door in front of that. It had been really hot for a few weeks so we had the glass door closed and the air conditioning on. During this time the screen door had been left open. Early one morning when it was nice and cool so I decided to open the windows and the doors. I opened the sliding glass door and closed the screen portion.

Well, while it was hot and the screen portion was open some wasps decided to build a little nest in the track for the door. I didn't see it and when I closed the door down came the nest, and the wasps, on me and into the house. Fortunately it was early morning and quite cool so they weren't active yet. I managed to brush them off of me without getting stung. I killed 6 or 7 right then and there but still ended up chasing the rest around the house for the rest of the day.

[Nochowderforyou]

When my cousin was 6 years old, a swarm of wasps attacked her around her neck. She got stung over 100 times a nearly died! Whoa.

I hate wasps. I've only been stung a few times by them, but what purpose do they serve? They don't make honey like bees, and they surely aren't a steak you can grill on the BBQ, so why, why, why I say. :D

[Blunt burner turner]

the purpose of wasps is rather obtuse but there is one...
catch one (or for twice the fun two (or for three times.....)) put it in the fridge (in a jar or whatever) they are cold blooded so the ridge puts them in a coma, take them ot when they stop moving completely, shale the jar tp make sure their not just siting down, tip them out and tie thread round their abdomens (waist) then tape te thread to the table.
you know thse airoplane things that go round in circles off a string from your cieling....

[crudemood]

lol NightProwler. Wasps are scary! Well I have a fear of bugs anyway.
go kill that nest now

[hempstar]

i picked up a half p one day and one of the buds had a full wasp corpse on it

[Fengzi]

I hate wasps. I've only been stung a few times by them, but what purpose do they serve? They don't make honey like bees, and they surely aren't a steak you can grill on the BBQ, so why, why, why I say. :D

Wasps are actually carnivorous predators that help keep the population of other bugs in check. So, as long as they aren't stinging you they are good to have around. Kind of like spiders. So why is it I turn into a little girl anytime I see either of them?

[Professor Dan K.]

the purpose of wasps is rather obtuse but there is one...
catch one (or for twice the fun two (or for three times.....)) put it in the fridge (in a jar or whatever) they are cold blooded so the ridge puts them in a coma, take them ot when they stop moving completely, shale the jar tp make sure their not just siting down, tip them out and tie thread round their abdomens (waist) then tape te thread to the table.
you know thse airoplane things that go round in circles off a string from your cieling....

rofl ^^, i tried that after watching one of the CKY videos, it was so damn funny.

anyway, to be honest ive never been stung before, at least not that i can remember. i like hitting bees with those heavy duty electric fly swaters, its like playing tennis heheheh. Sometimes if you hit them hard enough they explode. maybe im an bee bully, but i dont care its still fun

[slipknotpsycho]

lol i remember one tiem i was up on our roof smoking a cig, had a harley davidson zippo that i loved, it was my favorite lighter... a wasp (yellow jacket none the less) started chasing me around the roof (yes making ever move i made) then, as i almost slipped i put my hand over this pipe stickin outta the roof to catch myself, but with the hand i had my zippo in... needless to say grabbing the pipe loosened my grip on the zippo and i dropped it in... 6 months later my grandparents call a plumber because of plumbing problems.... finds out the problem and guess what it was..... a lighter was clogging the pipe... turns out i dropped my lighter into the vent that's connected to the sewage pipe... lol

[Dro_Princess]

I fucking hate anything that can fly and land on me and bite/sting me. My moms friend had a tanning bed. It was in a storage building that had been conveted into a tanning room. Complete with air conditioning, carpet, lights, a mini fridge with water in it, they made it look really nice. Anyways I was laying in the tanning bed and as usual I was naked. I was in there for about half the time I had set it for and I hear this buzzing noise. I take off the goggles and look around and dont see anything so I close my eyes and continue to relax and tan. All of a sudden I feel something crawling on my theigh. When I look up its a fucking wasp so what do I do I panic. I start kicking my legs and screaming. I have tanning oil on so that makes my body very slippery in the bed not to mention some sweat, so I ended up rolling around in the bed trying to get out and in the process I some how manage to get the bee under me. He stings me in the ass!! And wasps can sting up to 3 times. My ass hurt the rest of the day.

[Dro_Princess]

Damn Dro, this toke is for you. I probably would not have lived through such a situation...

LOL so thoughtful;) I didnt think I would live thought it but a nice big blunt that evening made my ass feel better. :D

[4252]

I hate them, they seem to attack you for no good reason. I had a nest of paper wasps between the screen and storm windows in my bedroom (the storm had slipped down a bit). Hadn't a clue they were there. One summer morning I woke up, because I was having trouble breathing. Sometime, probably right before I woke up, one or more of them had stung me on the face, mainly on my lower lip, several times. I nearly suffocated, since the swelling closed off my mouth and nose. An improvised airway and quick trip to the doctor got me at least to the point where I could breathe OK. Why the hell would some wasp or wasps decide that a sleeping kid was fair game and sting him? I didn't threaten the nest or anything, didn't even know they were there.

When I got back home, I anihilated the bastards; larvae and all, I was on a mission. Stupid agressive, dumb insects. Now, I sanction with extreme prejudice if they cross me up; never suffer a wasp or hornet to live.

4252

[Dro_Princess]

Ouch 4252 My friends dad was drinking Mountain Dew and a yellow jacket had crawled into his can the next time he took a drink that bastard stung him in the mouth. His mouth was swollen as hell. Had to make a quick trip to the hospital.

[higher4hockey]

that would have sucked man, get killed by wasps, without getting killed BY wasps ....ironic

[FindingTim]

I've been stung by a wasp three times while stoned... and I'm not even stoned that often.... little bastards...

[slipknotpsycho]

it's all a conspiracy! all the wasps are pissed because they can't light their bowls so they have launched operation stone stinger to fuck with us and attack us out of jealousy.

[buddymyfriend]

Hate them lil yellow jackets! When I was a nipper a nasty one stung me in the ear and my lil bro's tongue! Horrible lil things!

[Funyons]

wasps plus weed..not a good combo lol

[Greenport]

I hate wasps because of the feeling when they latch on to u it feels fucking weird its not like u can just push em off they have to be slapped off :/

[benagain]

Wasps suck bad. I was weed-eating one day and pissed off a nest of them. Next thing I know my legs were on fire. I ran away and checked myself out. Counted around 15 stings on one leg and aroun 20 on the other. That shit hurt bad. Fuckin hate those things. My wife on the other hand has never been stung by any flying insect, no wasps or bees or anyting other than a mosquito.

[4252]

Ouch 4252 My friends dad was drinking Mountain Dew and a yellow jacket had crawled into his can the next time he took a drink that bastard stung him in the mouth. His mouth was swollen as hell. Had to make a quick trip to the hospital.

Same thing happened to my uncle; can of beer. Who the hell do these bugs think they are?

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[tootsie roll]

Wasps suck bad. I was weed-eating one day and pissed off a nest of them. Next thing I know my legs were on fire. I ran away and checked myself out. Counted around 15 stings on one leg and aroun 20 on the other. That shit hurt bad. Fuckin hate those things. My wife on the other hand has never been stung by any flying insect, no wasps or bees or anyting other than a mosquito.

I was like your wife til this past year. NOW, I have 4 stings under my belt. One flew in the jeep and stung my neck after getting caught in my hair, then I got stung at my sister in laws while I was sleeping and the topper was 2 stings at 1:30am when I actually stepped in a nest.:( They hurt like heck! I think I'd die if I had 35 at once,omg! Now I scream cry and freak when one comes near me.:o