My whole neighborhood hates me

[moeburn]

But they don't know its me. Last night i was out in the back of my house smoking a j, when i heard my neighbors getting really pissed off at something. It was hard to hear exactly what they were saying, but when i heard "Its those damn kids!" and "I just hate the damn smell of it" and "If I ever find the kid, boy the things I am gonna do...".

At that point I started freaking out, but I couldn't go back in, because my neighbors would see me, so I just sat right where I was, hidden. Next I heard these two people screaming at who I think was their son, saying things like "If you don't tell me who you get it from, you are gonna get the shit!" Either this kid was smoking at the exact same time as me, which is possible, or they just layed all the blame on him.

I'm scared as shit (i'm young), and I don't know what to do. Any advice?

[rachel25]

Try not smoking near your house babe. Even though there are loads of stoners some people just dont like it and they will make you feel like a loser because you do. Best to find a secluded spot. You should try offering them some (that will shut them up) haha. Take care lol ;) ;)

[shoi]

lmao i feel bad for the son

[gr8misadventures]

I'm with Rachel...smoke it away from your house...might be inconvenient, but it'll save yer ass in the end...

[Reefer Rogue]

Keep on tokin.

[Captain Hanks]

But they don't know its me. Last night i was out in the back of my house smoking a j, when i heard my neighbors getting really pissed off at something. It was hard to hear exactly what they were saying, but when i heard "Its those damn kids!" and "I just hate the damn smell of it" and "If I ever find the kid, boy the things I am gonna do...".

At that point I started freaking out, but I couldn't go back in, because my neighbors would see me, so I just sat right where I was, hidden. Next I heard these two people screaming at who I think was their son, saying things like "If you don't tell me who you get it from, you are gonna get the shit!" Either this kid was smoking at the exact same time as me, which is possible, or they just layed all the blame on him.

I'm scared as shit (i'm young), and I don't know what to do. Any advice?

I wouldn't really worry about it to much If I were you. Just don't smoke where they can smell it in future sessions. If I were you I'd keep it on the down low.

[Cassiopiea]

Smoke in your room, become the midnight toker.

[Storm Crow]

Child, I'm old enough to be your granny and I'm telling you get a vaporizer. OK, they are not as convenient as a joint, but vapes don't smell up the place like a joint. They use 1/2 the grass and are much easier on the lungs. And the leftover grass (you aren't burning it, so it's still there) can be eaten or smoked again! I think vaped grass tastes rasty, so I make kick-ass brownies with my vaped pot. I feel sorry for the neighbor kid getting all the flack (especially for YOUR toking!), maybe you should go an offer him a bit of sympathy for the way his parents treat him (and maybe offer him a joint if he tokes). Watch out for his parents, though, they'd turn you in in a flash! Be careful, and remember discretion is the better part of survival! :thumbsup:

[gr8misadventures]

Child, I'm old enough to be your granny and I'm telling you get a vaporizer. OK, they are not as convenient as a joint, but vapes don't smell up the place like a joint. They use 1/2 the grass and are much easier on the lungs. And the leftover grass (you aren't burning it, so it's still there) can be eaten or smoked again! I think vaped grass tastes rasty, so I make kick-ass brownies with my vaped pot. I feel sorry for the neighbor kid getting all the flack (especially for YOUR toking!), maybe you should go an offer him a bit of sympathy for the way his parents treat him (and maybe offer him a joint if he tokes). Watch out for his parents, though, they'd turn you in in a flash! Be careful, and remember discretion is the better part of survival! :thumbsup:

I never thought about getting a vapouriser...hmmm, something to look into...

[Inferius]

Christ this would scare THE SHIT out of me!!!
If I were you, I would never smoke outside again, or be portrayed as anything but a good god-fearing jesus worshipping prude.

[orangeman]

Rofl wtf, stop smoking if you cant do it without being bothered. Anyone that knows me knows what I does and calling the cops would be a waste of time because they would find nothing lol. I'm too smart to get caught and grown people that knows me knows it, some dont like what I do but they dont bother me about it.

[johnnyAKABob]

give up now before its too late aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, or smoke away from your house

[Zoosh]

You should have shouted "For fuck sake, cant a guy get stoned in peace!!"

[Smokalotxxx]

Incense...

[pu ekot]

stop smoking Js, get a nice glass piece. That plus a doob tube = pretty much no smell.

[Frivolous248]

Fuck those fuckers. Smoke however the fuck you wan't, don't let no one inconvience you. Go smoke in their yards even, give 'em a big whiff.

[AlwaysBlazed]

You should have shouted "For fuck sake, cant a guy get stoned in peace!!"

Yeah I woul've been like "Shut the fuck up". People have caught me and I just tell them to fuck off. If they threaten to tell my parents thats the only time I stop really. People need to mind their own business really, if you're not smoking on their porch then who cares they can't do shit. If they call the cops you have like 15 miniutes to hide it outside away from your house (including bongs, etc..) but you'd have to be a real dick to call the cops on someone smoking on their property.

[Samwhore]

the whole neighborhood doesnt hate me, i hate the whole neighborhood

[gr8misadventures]

You should have shouted "For fuck sake, cant a guy get stoned in peace!!"

YES!!

[JamesTurncoat]

God damnit man, I know the feeling. I used to get tooo paranoid about my neighboors smelling it, but now, I toke in the back all the time, so long as my rents aren't home. So god damn what if your smoking weed, how in the hell does it effect them? GAH.

[think green]

Once, while my grandma was out of town, i was sitting out on her balcony smoking a j.. only to later see her neighbores in the yard next door, downwind, sitting out staring at me. It was rather awkward, but as far as i know they didnt do anything about it.
Just be careful about when and where you smoke, put a little thought into it and you should be good.

[cygnustaxt]

fuck your neighborhood. Smoke where you want. What are they going to do? just be careful and they wont find you.

[Cas]

I also would have shouted a good "fuck you". then i would pee on his cat.

[moeburn]

Thanks so much for the advice everyone. I'm really thinking about getting a vapourizer, I had no idea they hid the smell too!

A little background info: I'm in highschool still, my parents have caught me smoking weed before, they made me go to a rehab clinic (insane, i know). These neighbors of mine are rich white lawyers, and they would tell my parents in a flash. So, I really can't say "fuck off!" to them.


For now, no toking for me. Maybe i'll get a vape, if they can REALLY hide the smell.

I have a Q for you all tho. I know my neighbors smelled it in the air, even though it was windy. If it was raining, would they still smell it?

[Inferius]

nah, rain would cover it up.

[AlwaysBlazed]

You can make a vap out of a lightbulb. I made one and it broke after I took 1 hit (I dropped it). I'm planning on making another one soon though.

[huh]

my whole neighborhood hates me...i always have mad parties...and one day my neighbor found a bag of like 60cans of beer in her back yard and she started bitching at me, so i told the bitch to shut the fuck up and mind her own buissiness...chea!

[AlwaysBlazed]

my whole neighborhood hates me...i always have mad parties...and one day my neighbor found a bag of like 60cans of beer in her back yard and she started bitching at me, so i told the bitch to shut the fuck up and mind her own buissiness...chea!

Haha one time me and a friend had to pick up beer cans all over his lawn, im suprised nobody said anything (there were alot right infront of his house).

[bud breath420]

my neighbors are hippies.. i go over theyre and smoke anytime its awesome!!

[silversurfer]

tel ur folks ur goin 2 the shop n spark up a j on ur walk

[gr8misadventures]

omg, half my neighbours would toke with me and the other half would cll the cops...lmao I think I have a lot of closet tokers around here, as we all seem to meet up going for "walks" out behind the church we live next to...

[Zoosh]

You can make a vap out of a lightbulb. I made one and it broke after I took 1 hit (I dropped it). I'm planning on making another one soon though.

How do you make one AlwaysBlazed ?
Care to share ?

[HeyItsMe]

I used to make them, what you do is get a lightbulb, with a steak knife or so. Cut around the first or second thread from the bottem of the light bulb socket. So you cut the bottem out by sawing it with the knife. Break out the inside where the filiment wires come from, trhen get a bottle cap from a two liter or 1 liter bottle. Cut a hole in the cap put a straw of some sort in there. And put you bud in the bulb and toast it with your bic. the bottle cap will thread on to the bulb. Just be careful not to get the light bulb to hot it will crack. And it will crack after few or more uses. THe higher wattage bulbs are better thicker. And MAKE SURE ITS A CLEAR LIGHT BULB.. there

[Freemount]

Hah, that sucks that kids parents screaming at him and shit. How little is the wall/fence to the other side? And try just blowing the smoke like downward or away from that neighbors yard. One of my nieghbors is growing 2 8 footers that look over the wall, so I smoke on that side of the backyard.

[Zoosh]

I used to make them, what you do is get a lightbulb, with a steak knife or so. Cut around the first or second thread from the bottem of the light bulb socket. So you cut the bottem out by sawing it with the knife. Break out the inside where the filiment wires come from, trhen get a bottle cap from a two liter or 1 liter bottle. Cut a hole in the cap put a straw of some sort in there. And put you bud in the bulb and toast it with your bic. the bottle cap will thread on to the bulb. Just be careful not to get the light bulb to hot it will crack. And it will crack after few or more uses. THe higher wattage bulbs are better thicker. And MAKE SURE ITS A CLEAR LIGHT BULB.. there

Cheers man, ill give it a whirl when i get some green.

[pu ekot]

Great guide for hollowing out a lightbulb:
http://www.teamdroid.com/diy-hollow-out-a-light-bulb/

I just re-read it, and apparently a lot of other people told him they used it to make paraphenalia :P

[moeburn]

Cheers man, ill give it a whirl when i get some green.

If its not a clear lightbulb, a good swish of salt will remove the frost. Its not glued on or anything...

[Fan o KmK]

something smilar happened to me. u can see the part of my backyard where i blaze from the street and my neighbor drives by, unrolls his window and yells something about calling the police and i couldnt move cuz hed see me so i just sat there scared as fuck while my whole j burned down to my fingers. talk about buzzkill.

[CheebaMan]

lol u were just stoned, i hear shit all the time when i juss start tokin, i hear shit like"There goes that boy again" "Everytime he comes home from school i smell that shit" lol i hear that shit everytime when im stoned / maybe its just my crazy self

[moeburn]

lol u were just stoned, i hear shit all the time when i juss start tokin, i hear shit like"There goes that boy again" "Everytime he comes home from school i smell that shit" lol i hear that shit everytime when im stoned / maybe its just my crazy self

I swear to god I heard them saying it, it even sounded like their voices. However, they still think I'm a little nancy boy, so they obviously didnt think it was me.

I couldn't quite make it out over the wind, but I think one of them referred to weed as "pea soup" or "pi souce" or "pee sous" or something like that. Any idea what they meant?

[CYRAX]

lol their kid got owned, I would have fuckin started haulin ass, if someone smells weed while im smoking im fucking out, lol.

[Hi my name is....]

nah join in with their conversation and yell, fuck yeah ill bash you you little stoner fuck stinkin up my neighbourhood with ya hooch weed yah dead. then crack up and take another drag.

[Natural Rx]

Fuck that guy.

Please, excuse me while I light my spliff.

[halo]

How small is your backyard? Cause joints arent that odorful that multiple neighbors could smell it imo. Im probably wrong but that story sounds kind of made up.

[moeburn]

yeah but its so freakin cold now, I don't feel like walking all the way back home, shivering my ass off. Pot already drops your body temperature by 2 degrees, i'm shivering INDOORS.

[phoenix]

Where did you hear it drops your body temp?

I'm always a lot warmer when I smoke.

[Shrapnel]

I used to live right next to one of my good friends that sells and somewhat close to a few dealers I know. Then, I moved to some rich area away from most of my friends. I still live like 15 - 20 min walking distance from all my friends, but for a stoner thats a bitch walk. I'm sure there's some dealer or stoner that lives around me, I just have to somehow find them.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

I also would have shouted a good "fuck you". then i would pee on his cat.

My thoughts exactly..

[big smoke07]

Rofl wtf, stop smoking if you cant do it without being bothered. Anyone that knows me knows what I does and calling the cops would be a waste of time because they would find nothing lol. I'm too smart to get caught and grown people that knows me knows it, some dont like what I do but they dont bother me about it.

Same here. Be smart and all will be well.:rasta:

[moeburn]

Where did you hear it drops your body temp?

I'm always a lot warmer when I smoke.

the hospital told me, after i turned blue from hypothermia.

True story.

[Jaycub]

I've recently read about a 2 degree drop in body temperature, also.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

Child, I'm old enough to be your granny and I'm telling you get a vaporizer.


I freaking LOVE you!

That is also good advice as well as being well-written advice.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

Where did you hear it drops your body temp?

I'm always a lot warmer when I smoke.

I get cold really fast if I sit still and really hot if I move around. I think it just makes the body less efficient at temperature regulation, period.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

Garage + pipe + generous spray with Oust air freshener = no odor.

That is my equation. I don't live with anyone who would freak out, but I don't like everyone who walks into my house to know that I smoke, plus I have crazy neighbors, so I use my garage. And I think the Oust outdoor scent works great to kill the odor.

My neighbors already complain that I am "loud" (which I am not). They are old, crotchety, and passive-aggressive. So no outdoors for me.

[moeburn]

I get cold really fast if I sit still and really hot if I move around. I think it just makes the body less efficient at temperature regulation, period.

The only explanation I can think of is: Cannabis purges melatonin in the brain, melatonin is derived from seratonin, seratonin regulates the brain's internal temperature.

Anyone who's ever done E, shrooms, or SSRI's (all seratonin-acting drugs) knows how it messes up their body temperature.