Darth Bong
09-26-2006, 09:58 AM
Let me start off by saying..... Holy Shit I'm good.....
Well one day I went to school but on that day I just happend to be carrying a shit load of weed. Well I go into school and I go to talk to (I'm gonna call people by letters) S and I say "hey S come over here I wanna show you something" so S say "ok" and he starts following me so we start walking to the secret location (the stairway (to heaven) but by the time we get there we've picked up Big D so I show em my weed so they no doubt ask if they can have some....
So i give then about $10 worth each for free..... Thank the force for my kind kind heart
So we walk off casualy like we don't know each other and then the downhill spiral starts when Big D asks if he can show some other tell some other people. So I go "yeah I guess" so we go and get g,g,b & n so we take go into the toilets and Big D th idiot says "Ah! stop here nobody's gonna know" so we stop about 5 metres away from the entrance. and I pull out my weed and show it to my mates (trust worthy people don't get me wrong) because I was planning about smoking it after school with em so we quickly discuss doing it after school. and arrangments are made.... so we all walk out of the toilets casually (oh I forgot to mention I kept the weed next to my most prized possesion.... my dick) all but S... S wants to take a piss but then the teacher walked in and asked S "what's in the envlope" (coz that's where he put it) and S goes "none of your buisness" and the teacher goes "let me have a look" so S goes walks into the toilet and flushes it so he gets away... teacher is obviously Sus...
So then my mates are telling me that the teachers are onto me and they just tell me to "Bail" so I walk out the back of the school and stash my shit in bushes about 50m away from the school little did i know I was in clear view of the staff room. So 7 teachers see me stashing the shit.... so I walk back to school and it's all good for awhile and then me n steve get called to the office I thiNK (!SHIT!) so we keep to a story that it was an organised fight... and the teacher ate it u.... so we walked back to class.
So I'm braging to my mate about how good a pursuasive speaker I am for fooling the techer. and then the teacher calls me back up to the office and syas "I just get the feeling there's something you not telling me" I lie and say "I told all"
So she tells me to wait in the office she'll be right back...so I wait about 30min and then she tells me to go to the principal's office....long story short they interogated me (I got tunnel vision during the interogation) so they callthe drug sqaud and then they call my mum and tell me about the imidiate 1 week suspension i get....right now there's only one word in my head
....!SHIT!.....
so i'm thinking about how badly I've fucked up.... So my mum picks me up... her face looked abit like this :mad:.... so after a my week of suspension I go back to the school to face my definite Expolsion...... and guess what....
I DIDN"T GET EXPELLED !!!!!HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
so after talking to the cops about it they say I should get off scott free because I didn't sell any (saved my own arse)... So i think holy shit i can't believe this shit! they also tell me that I had 26.3grams 30grams i would have been !FUCKED!so I go back to school a Hero in the eyes of everyone nobody knows why I didn't get expelled all I can say is I love the principal (because it came down to him) I havn't smoked since I will one day but not yet at the moment I'm just counting my blessings.... It is plain to see the force is truly with me..... What Can I Say When Your Good Your Good.....
Well one day I went to school but on that day I just happend to be carrying a shit load of weed. Well I go into school and I go to talk to (I'm gonna call people by letters) S and I say "hey S come over here I wanna show you something" so S say "ok" and he starts following me so we start walking to the secret location (the stairway (to heaven) but by the time we get there we've picked up Big D so I show em my weed so they no doubt ask if they can have some....
So i give then about $10 worth each for free..... Thank the force for my kind kind heart
So we walk off casualy like we don't know each other and then the downhill spiral starts when Big D asks if he can show some other tell some other people. So I go "yeah I guess" so we go and get g,g,b & n so we take go into the toilets and Big D th idiot says "Ah! stop here nobody's gonna know" so we stop about 5 metres away from the entrance. and I pull out my weed and show it to my mates (trust worthy people don't get me wrong) because I was planning about smoking it after school with em so we quickly discuss doing it after school. and arrangments are made.... so we all walk out of the toilets casually (oh I forgot to mention I kept the weed next to my most prized possesion.... my dick) all but S... S wants to take a piss but then the teacher walked in and asked S "what's in the envlope" (coz that's where he put it) and S goes "none of your buisness" and the teacher goes "let me have a look" so S goes walks into the toilet and flushes it so he gets away... teacher is obviously Sus...
So then my mates are telling me that the teachers are onto me and they just tell me to "Bail" so I walk out the back of the school and stash my shit in bushes about 50m away from the school little did i know I was in clear view of the staff room. So 7 teachers see me stashing the shit.... so I walk back to school and it's all good for awhile and then me n steve get called to the office I thiNK (!SHIT!) so we keep to a story that it was an organised fight... and the teacher ate it u.... so we walked back to class.
So I'm braging to my mate about how good a pursuasive speaker I am for fooling the techer. and then the teacher calls me back up to the office and syas "I just get the feeling there's something you not telling me" I lie and say "I told all"
So she tells me to wait in the office she'll be right back...so I wait about 30min and then she tells me to go to the principal's office....long story short they interogated me (I got tunnel vision during the interogation) so they callthe drug sqaud and then they call my mum and tell me about the imidiate 1 week suspension i get....right now there's only one word in my head
....!SHIT!.....
so i'm thinking about how badly I've fucked up.... So my mum picks me up... her face looked abit like this :mad:.... so after a my week of suspension I go back to the school to face my definite Expolsion...... and guess what....
I DIDN"T GET EXPELLED !!!!!HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
so after talking to the cops about it they say I should get off scott free because I didn't sell any (saved my own arse)... So i think holy shit i can't believe this shit! they also tell me that I had 26.3grams 30grams i would have been !FUCKED!so I go back to school a Hero in the eyes of everyone nobody knows why I didn't get expelled all I can say is I love the principal (because it came down to him) I havn't smoked since I will one day but not yet at the moment I'm just counting my blessings.... It is plain to see the force is truly with me..... What Can I Say When Your Good Your Good.....