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Hello,
About a week ago, my girlfriend, her mother and myself, went to a store. My girlfriend went inside to shop, and left her mother, and I in the car.
Her mother then began to give me a BJ (yes, right in the parking lot.) I came in about a minute, (she knows what she is doing!) She swallowed all of the evedince.
Now the delema. Her mother wants more. She said that she has been working on her muscles and is very tight.
Her mother is far more expereanced than my girl friend. What should I do?
Terps
09-25-2006, 03:14 PM
fuckem both at the same time!!! god dam thats my dream in life
go gettem u motherfucker!!
Cassiopiea
09-25-2006, 03:21 PM
Stop makin stuff up?
Its a Plant
09-25-2006, 03:23 PM
Dear Penthouse . . .
gr8misadventures
09-25-2006, 03:32 PM
that's not even hot. Thats just sick, and I'm pretty open sexually...and I still think that is sick...
baisez le monde.
09-25-2006, 03:37 PM
that's not even hot. Thats just sick, and I'm pretty open sexually...and I still think that is sick...
pshh not if shes fiiiiiiiiiiiine. :thumbsup:
Hello,
Well, this must be the wrong place to post this. I am getting some strange responces. Wait till it happens to YOU!
Stop makin stuff up?
Im with you. Pretty sad to put this hear, why do you want our help? You dont. Exactly. You can make your own filthy mind up. Or was this just a way of getting people to reply.
Its a Plant
09-25-2006, 06:16 PM
LOL, well I for one was glad to see it. It brightened my day, and gave me hope. I'll defend this thread to the death!
Our new gigalo friend, LURD aka AbSURD aka Watch Your Mothers, sounded like he really doesn't know what to do, but also seemed to brag at the same time. To be honest, I think I might be bragging as well if that happened to me.
My advice, in all seriousness, is to either talk with the momma and explain that this is WRONG, or continue to fornicate the mother of your girlfriend behind her back, until it either blows up in your face and she catches you screwin or you two break up. Then you'll be able to freely court the Mrs. without feeling ANY guilt =) This all depends on how much you care for your girl, and if you want to hurt her or not. If you're in it for the booy, get the booty.
Happy screwing. ~
hammertime
09-25-2006, 06:34 PM
dude the craziest part of his story was while he was getting a blow job, i was tapping his gf doggy style in the bathroom of the store. good times
friendowl
09-25-2006, 06:35 PM
crazy situations bring hot sex
good luck when the ladies get mad
shilling
09-25-2006, 08:15 PM
Can you post a couple of photos of each lady in question? This will help the community here better decide what your next course of action should be. Thanks.
MegaOctane12
09-25-2006, 08:36 PM
Fuck her mother
Inferius
09-25-2006, 08:51 PM
Gah! This is a serious dilemma!!! You need to go watch The Graduate RIGHT NOW. He ends up dating the mother, realizing he loves the daughter, the mother twists the daughter against him, and then he and the daughter run away together.
But seriously, if this girlfriend isn't that interesting or that great, and she's not seriously attached to you, (ie going to chop you and her mother up into tiny peices if she catches you together) then dump her.
lagstronaut
09-25-2006, 09:41 PM
don't judge this guy too quickly...He may be telling the truth or he may be absolutely bullshitting us, but I know someone who has fucked his girlfriend's mom, no word of lie
lil josh
09-25-2006, 09:42 PM
soz mate just dont belive ya :cool:
Shannon
09-26-2006, 12:15 AM
ARE YOU THE MILF HUNTER!?
birdgirl73
09-26-2006, 12:32 AM
I'm afraid I'm not buying it either. It makes a great story. Sounds exactly like, as Plant pointed out, a story someone'd write to Penthouse forum. Even ends just that way, "What should I do?" That's just the way a young writer working hard at painting a titillating scenario writes, not someone who's relating an actual experience. "She's been working her muscles and is very tight" is another dead giveaway.
The other thing that makes me doubt your story is the clear teenaged center of this MILF fantasy. A BJ in a car is a favorite and frequent activity of teenagers. But you obviously don't know how grownup ladies work sexually. Once we get past the teenaged years ourselves, we rocket past the fast-BJ-in-a-car stage. We get spoiled by privacy, a nice quiet bedroom or pretty hotel, secure surroundings, uninterrupted lovemaking time, and grownup men, who make such superior partners that you'll just have to trust me on this: a teenager sporting an erection in car in a store parking lot just isn't all that much of a lure.
Sorry to burst your bubble.
Midnight Baker
09-26-2006, 01:08 AM
Annnnnd the winner of the best bullshit story of the week is...
LURD!!!!
Captain Hanks
09-26-2006, 01:08 AM
What kind of mother cheats with her daughters bf. So you get the mom and the daughter. Together maybe?
DannyMan
09-26-2006, 03:52 AM
Did you like it? Then what the fuck do you think you should do?
You gotta know what's best for you, and stick to it.
mrdevious
09-26-2006, 04:23 AM
What kind of mother cheats with her daughters bf. So you get the mom and the daughter. Together maybe?
just wait, I'm sure that part of the story will show up soon enough:rolleyes:
Pride
09-26-2006, 07:01 AM
Gah! This is a serious dilemma!!! You need to go watch The Graduate RIGHT NOW. He ends up dating the mother, realizing he loves the daughter, the mother twists the daughter against him, and then he and the daughter run away together.
Holy shit you really are my gay love.
I was seriously going to mention The Graduate. :eek:
Hello Folks,
It gets me mad, (I guess it shouldn't,) that people don't belive my story! Am I a BSer?
I didn't include that I am 51 years old, my girl friend is in her fortys, and I think her mom is 71 years old.
Maybe alot of you think that this is sick, but you havent reached our ages yet.
Maybe they should rename this page "sexuality for teenibopers!"
Kryzco
09-26-2006, 01:56 PM
lmao
the sexuality forums are getting funnier lately
i don't wanna say I don't believe you, but either way its a hell of a story
Skunk-Man
09-26-2006, 02:11 PM
sorry but theres a horrible smell of bull-shit in here
Its a Plant
09-26-2006, 02:34 PM
Hello Folks,
It gets me mad, (I guess it shouldn't,) that people don't belive my story! Am I a BSer?
I didn't include that I am 51 years old, my girl friend is in her fortys, and I think her mom is 71 years old.
Maybe alot of you think that this is sick, but you havent reached our ages yet.
Maybe they should rename this page "sexuality for teenibopers!"
Well, this just got a little more interesting . . .
Inferius
09-26-2006, 09:15 PM
Damnit Lurd, you ruined it ENTIRELY.
Now horrible images of droopy, wrinkely, pale skin,
mashing together with wrinkled, dry, crinkly old lips...
UGH.
I say stick with the girlfriend.
She'll live longer.
now it seems like even more of a lie
downundadude
09-26-2006, 11:43 PM
ewwww old person sex.... gross!!!
your old and probably ugly enough to make your own desicion,,, i would tap both there asses till i got caught..... then move to the next town
led.zeppelin
09-27-2006, 12:08 AM
Yeah bro, I'd tap it if i were you 71 years old she must have it going on
hijole
09-27-2006, 12:24 AM
well, it happened to me too...i was just walking through the parking lot on my way to dollar tree and i swear i'm straight, but my poophole just opened up and backed itself onto lurd's exposed 51 year old weiner-mush. he's such a stud; he must have finished in about 20 seconds. it's a damn good thing too- i didn't want to get too torn up on my first time. did i mention that he's not selfish either? he let his gf's mom give me a reach around while he hit me from the back. and i'll tell you what: he wasn't lying about her being experienced! the arthritis in her fingers didn't interfere with her hand job dexterity in the slightest!
just having fun with y'all...he must have lasted at least 30 secs...
OniEhtRedrum781
09-27-2006, 12:34 AM
Don't worry LURD, i believe you :D
led.zeppelin
09-27-2006, 01:16 AM
is your name like LURD as in Liberians United for Reconciliation and Democracy?
gill145
09-27-2006, 01:28 AM
There's no emoticon to describe how dirty I feel about what you last said LURD.
birdgirl73
09-27-2006, 02:38 AM
Call me madcap, but I still smell a rat. You visit this site for only your second or third time and write a teenage Penthouse forum story. Then you take offense because teenagers don't believe you, not realizing that several of your readers here are full-fledged adults in their own right, all with more experience separating credible from not credible than you seem to give us credit for. Then you "add" that you happen to be 51 and that you believe the lady who favored you orally is in her early 70s.
If indeed this event did happen, then all I can offer is my regrets. Not only for not being more trusting of what I will forever maintain is a hard-to-believe story. But also to your girlfriend, who clealy has neither a boyfriend nor a mother who can be trusted.
EmericanStoner420
09-28-2006, 08:07 AM
its gay how people made things, so much bullshit you dont know what to belive, hell sometimes you cant even trust the new paper or the news ya know, but if this shit hes sayin is true, you are one lucky mother fucker, dude id be hittin both of those pussys non-stop
ede
Inferius
09-28-2006, 09:12 AM
its gay how people made things, so much bullshit you dont know what to belive, hell sometimes you cant even trust the new paper or the news ya know, but if this shit hes sayin is true, you are one lucky mother fucker, dude id be hittin both of those pussys non-stop
ede
what does Emerican mean? or did you just mean to put A and typed E?
JMRinFLA
09-28-2006, 12:31 PM
Now it's not even a good story! When the imagery was of a 40ish MILF sucking your cock while your smoking hot, super-model girlfriend shopped for body paint and dildos the story had a little something going for it. But change that to the girlfriend (by the way...since when does a 40 y/o count as a "Girl"?) being a tired 40ish mother of 6 and now her Mom is a gray-haired granny who's popped out her teeth to give your johnson a good gumming and............well it just doesn't get me hard anymore.
silversurfer
09-28-2006, 02:08 PM
ARE YOU THE MILF HUNTER!?
lmao
this thread is comin up wiv sum fuked up replies
invision
09-29-2006, 02:38 PM
ok dude that enough i heard it all now
SuperTorch
10-02-2006, 02:34 AM
LURD is to close to TURD, Sorry not buying it.
james2theson
10-04-2006, 09:03 PM
ewwwwwwwwww!!!!
Nochowderforyou
10-04-2006, 09:19 PM
Eeeeeew, a 71yr old who swallows, who still gives blowjob?! Gross! Not too metion a 71yr old whore who will suck off her daughters boyfriend.
You should check out the Jerry Springer show, I'd watch that episode. :p
Nochowderforyou
10-04-2006, 09:21 PM
Yeah bro, I'd tap it if i were you 71 years old she must have it going on
A part of me just died when I saw that picture. :(
T®auma
10-04-2006, 09:23 PM
Stop makin stuff up?
i agree.
Ignatius
10-04-2006, 11:06 PM
Birdgirl you put that beautifully. Even to the extent that the guy is now claiming to be fifty one years of age.
hugs not drugz
10-05-2006, 12:42 AM
Hello,
About a week ago, my girlfriend, her mother and myself, went to a store. My girlfriend went inside to shop, and left her mother, and I in the car.
Her mother then began to give me a BJ (yes, right in the parking lot.) I came in about a minute, (she knows what she is doing!) She swallowed all of the evedince.
Now the delema. Her mother wants more. She said that she has been working on her muscles and is very tight.
Her mother is far more expereanced than my girl friend. What should I do?
attention whore!
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