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Inferius
09-25-2006, 07:05 AM
I know this is a strange question, But i'm asking anway.
What does it feel like to be drunk?
I can never really remember the feeling or pay attention to it,
So i'm asking for help. What does being drunk feel like?
I don't drink much ( did tonight :D ), so the newness hasn't really worn away yet I think.
How do you feel drunk?
Any good stories?

Gothen
09-25-2006, 07:30 AM
I don't know, I have one story but it's sorta long. So, gather round the campfire.

Okay, so it was my first time being drunk. My best friend's parents (E) had gone out of town for 4 days and she threw a 4 day party. She bought about 300 bucks worth of alcohol. From hard liquor to 4 cases of beer, and a total of about 60 or 70 people showed up to help her drink it all. ANYWAY! It was just her, me and another of our friends at first (B).

So, it was 9 when the party started, and E had fixed me a drink with 3 shots of Captain Morgan's and the rest coke. She had me drink it down as fast as I could. Made me 3 of those. Then she made me one with this really, REALLY good lime flavored vodka, I think it was Bicardi. She put 3 shots of that in there, mixed the rest with Sprite. She made me drink it down as fast as I could. She made me 3 of those.

It's 9:30 and I'm so drunk off my ass, I'm ABOUT ready to talk to the ficus plant in the corner that SORTA looks like this friend of mine that I saw somewhere in the party (they were wearing a green shirt....a-and had lots of arms...with pointy stubs instead of fingers....).

SO! The fun part is, they recorded the entire night. And throughout the entire hour and a half of film, the camera gets switched between about 20 different people lol. I don't REMEMBER doing this, but apparently I took off my shirt and turned around and started slapping my ass saying, "You know you want this! You want this ass!" to the camera. To make matters worse, the other friend of mine is about to leave (B) and so I give her a hug and I'm looking at one of my guy friends and I bring my hand down to B's ass and I do that "This is a NICE.BIG.ASS!"hand gesture while mouthing, "She has a huge ass." WEll, they got that on tape and when my friend saw it she was sorta pissed I said she had a huge ass.

Anyway, I've been drunk a lot more after that, that was about 2 years ago, but I don't drink anymore. I just don't like alcohol anymore. :thumbsup:

Inferius
09-25-2006, 08:12 AM
When I first started drinking, I remember spending the night with two girls.
I got so drunk, I ended up mounting the girl (best friend), and taking off her bra, but I only remember the closeness and foreplay (kissing her stomach) before hand.
Still, although alcohol is a poison!, in extreme moderation (4 times a month max), it can promote empathy. And it's therapeutic in it's own way.
Weed is far more incredible, weed is LOVE,
but in the right circumstances, alcohol can be love as well. You just have to respect it, understand it, and do it socially.
Life, is Love.

Abattoir Dream
09-25-2006, 08:55 AM
hahaha, drinking and smoking is bad yeh, but remember the drinker/smokers rule,

POT THEN BEER, NEVER FEAR,
BEER THEN POT, BETTER NOT,

and its so true, everytime i get drunk im like yeh! bong! and smoke like 5 bongs as quick as i can, then spend the rest of the night spinnin out, sweating like a bitch, holding my forehead and convincing myself im not gonna puke, - again.... ....its a shitty idea lol

Abattoir Dream
09-25-2006, 08:57 AM
oh, inferius, alchohol is a truth serum, u sure you havent ALWAYS had a secret desire to mount your friend and take off her bra??? lol or was it just spur of the moment act of drunkness

Cassiopiea
09-25-2006, 09:10 AM
The best time was when my ex bst mate and I were at my parents party and they had brought loads of crazy ales like Bishops finger, and fiddlers elbow and pother innuendo filled names. We drank loads and just pissed ourselves at the names, ah good times. I must have been about 14.

Kid Dynamite
09-25-2006, 12:09 PM
yeah drinking is bad. In my youth i used to go out and drink every night, i took a
break for about a year and concentrated on the herb, ive got back in the game recently. In my experience, extreme drunkenness can lead to any number of things, up to and including

falling over
passing out
cheating on your girlfriend
vomiting
breaking bones

this practically goes without saying, often things seem like a good idea when your drunk, and they turn out to not be such a good idea the next day (broken foot ouch)

GRASS THEN BEAR YOUR IN THE CLEAR
BEER THEN GRASS YOUR ON YOUR ARSE

MaryJaneintheCloset
09-25-2006, 03:04 PM
I don't know, I have one story but it's sorta long. So, gather round the campfire.

Okay, so it was my first time being drunk. My best friend's parents (E) had gone out of town for 4 days and she threw a 4 day party. She bought about 300 bucks worth of alcohol. From hard liquor to 4 cases of beer, and a total of about 60 or 70 people showed up to help her drink it all. ANYWAY! It was just her, me and another of our friends at first (B).

So, it was 9 when the party started, and E had fixed me a drink with 3 shots of Captain Morgan's and the rest coke. She had me drink it down as fast as I could. Made me 3 of those. Then she made me one with this really, REALLY good lime flavored vodka, I think it was Bicardi. She put 3 shots of that in there, mixed the rest with Sprite. She made me drink it down as fast as I could. She made me 3 of those.

It's 9:30 and I'm so drunk off my ass, I'm ABOUT ready to talk to the ficus plant in the corner that SORTA looks like this friend of mine that I saw somewhere in the party (they were wearing a green shirt....a-and had lots of arms...with pointy stubs instead of fingers....).

SO! The fun part is, they recorded the entire night. And throughout the entire hour and a half of film, the camera gets switched between about 20 different people lol. I don't REMEMBER doing this, but apparently I took off my shirt and turned around and started slapping my ass saying, "You know you want this! You want this ass!" to the camera. To make matters worse, the other friend of mine is about to leave (B) and so I give her a hug and I'm looking at one of my guy friends and I bring my hand down to B's ass and I do that "This is a NICE.BIG.ASS!"hand gesture while mouthing, "She has a huge ass." WEll, they got that on tape and when my friend saw it she was sorta pissed I said she had a huge ass.

Anyway, I've been drunk a lot more after that, that was about 2 years ago, but I don't drink anymore. I just don't like alcohol anymore. :thumbsup:


LOLOL... :D

slipknotpsycho
09-25-2006, 04:11 PM
it's a dirty, numb, and dizzy feeling. although i have been drinking alot over the last few months (pretty much everyday) i would give it up for a steady supply of weed...

baisez le monde.
09-25-2006, 04:25 PM
weed>alcohol


alcohol is one thing that you cant handle your shit on. i usually end up making out with at least 5 people when im drunk and at a party. tequila does not bring out the best in me. especially when COMBINEd with bong hits.

MaryJaneScott
09-25-2006, 04:30 PM
weed>alcohol


alcohol is one thing that you cant handle your shit on. i usually end up making out with at least 5 people when im drunk and at a party. tequila does not bring out the best in me. especially when COMBINEd with bong hits.

at the same time?

baisez le monde.
09-25-2006, 04:32 PM
how do you make out with five people at the same time!?!??!?1
no at separate times cutie pye

MaryJaneScott
09-25-2006, 04:34 PM
how do you make out with five people at the same time!?!??!?1
no at separate times cutie pye

LOL... i don't know how.. i was going to ask YOU.

LoVE

Wesley Pipes
09-25-2006, 04:37 PM
LOL... i don't know how.. i was going to ask YOU.

LoVE

you only want to know so you can try it :p








;)

baisez le monde.
09-25-2006, 04:41 PM
LOL... i don't know how.. i was going to ask YOU.

LoVE


thee most possible is like... threee.. psshh..

dopesmoker
09-25-2006, 04:47 PM
the great thing about being drunk is when you puke while drunk its not as bad as when you puke when you're sober.

Escher
09-25-2006, 04:52 PM
Being drunk is fun. We have about 3 kegs a week.

az666
09-25-2006, 10:09 PM
it's a dirty, numb, and dizzy feeling. although i have been drinking alot over the last few months (pretty much everyday) i would give it up for a steady supply of weed...

I completly agree

I've been drinking far too much recently...it kinda sucks, but i suppose I must enjoy it.

Your words describe it well...

Inferius
09-25-2006, 10:14 PM
oh, inferius, alchohol is a truth serum, u sure you havent ALWAYS had a secret desire to mount your friend and take off her bra??? lol or was it just spur of the moment act of drunkness

ohhh No, I've always wanted to fuck this girl. In fact I think that was sort of a possibility for both of us that night.
I just can't beleive I mounted her....
Drunk sex is strange. Dissasociative almost. But funnnnn :thumbsup:

BabyFacedAbortion
09-25-2006, 10:16 PM
The first time I ever got really DRUNK was in the back of a huge van with my mom's exboyfriend's daughter (C) and her friends. I was just 13 and they were all 16-19. Me and C split some smirnoffs and were chucking the bottles out the window going down a dirt road at like 60mph. So we drink, blah blah blah, somehow we ended up going to this kid's apartment and they smoked a doobie outside the van while C and I layed down and watched the van ceiling spin. Later on we wobble into a diner's bathroom and pop a squat. I don't remember the night for the life of me and in the end I was puking pure alcohol (always eat before you drink). I'm told I'm a quiet puker atleast. FUCK DRINKING!

4gan2ja0
09-25-2006, 10:16 PM
drinking is always fun, on new years i was fucking hammered and we go to the library/city hall to watch the fireworks. on the way over i fell like 50 times cause the icy was fucking slippery and i was drunk. when we get there, i slip and some old lady asks me if im ok. i mumble somethnig like im fuckin fine and stumble off. i lose all the homies except one, and there are like 1000s of people there and we couldnt find our friends. turn out they went inside and one of my friends pukes all over the waterfountain area. we decide to book it, and on our way leaving, i puke all over the ground, and another friend trying to hold me up actually knocks me into my puke haha... we get back to yet another friends house and pass out. we didnt even stay awake till new years, we passed out at like 10:30. pretty fun anyways :thumbsup:

chris420
09-25-2006, 10:21 PM
how do you make out with five people at the same time!?!??!?1
no at separate times cutie pye

its possible believe me, i did it once when I was drunk with 3 other girls in a bar.
I used to get shitfaced every single weekend like 3 years back for 2 or 3 years straight, crazy ass days. I dont drink as much anymore but every now and then I dont mind getting wasted and ripped but nevertheless alcohol is a crutch man

Cotton_Mouth
09-25-2006, 11:53 PM
I had a hellofa time this weekend. I dont even know what some of the shit my frnds were giving me in shots. I get this feeling when I'm drunk that I just want more, more, more! And somehow unbreakable. But then I start to puke.. that fuckin kills my mood. I had to take a cab home and I don't even remember this but my b/f said that everytime we were at a red light the cab driver would turn around and be like, 'Is she gonna BLOW UP?!'.
:glugglug:

AlwaysBlazed
09-26-2006, 12:03 AM
Being drunk with no weed sucks, you feel like shit.

Its a Plant
09-26-2006, 12:12 AM
Drinking is very enjoyable in moderation, at least to me. A lot of my teammates literally drink every night until they pass out on site. I'm amazed at how some of these guys are still alive to be honest. It's just EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, party after party. I join them every now and then, but I just don't enjoy it as much if I do it every freakin' night. I do admit the stories I hear at practice the next morning are priceless. "So and so was caught in his room, standing up and pissing in the corner on his clothes..again" or "So and so downed a bottle of SoCo, played some beer pong, started yelling at everyone, and punched a hole in the wall".

I think my most memorable time being wasted was New Years last year. Me and a few of my buddies had just gotten back from Umphrey's McGee/Keller Williams concert in Chicago, to an empty and CLEAN hotel suite in downtown Chi-town. We spent the rest of the night playing quarters and smoking and really ringing in the new year. My memory of that night stops at around 4 am, and we partied until we hit the road back home at 10 am. I had a blast, even though the whole ride home I was yacking up beer. Just beer. Haha, I guess it smelled REALLY bad in the car, but I didn't mind. It just felt good after I got done puking though.

All in all, suckers who drink on a consistant basis probably don't get as much fun out of it. It's great fun every once and a while. ~

hossua34
09-26-2006, 12:27 AM
Yeah alcohol can be great, or it can be terrible. I've had some awesome drinking nights, but I also got the bright idea to play with an edger once while I was drunk, and I have a short toe because of it. Moderation.

slipknotpsycho
09-26-2006, 01:10 AM
here i am yet again, getting drunk.

fikusroot
09-27-2006, 02:39 AM
I think there a few people here who dont even know me who know what I'm like when I'm drunk. I just yell out gibberish and everyone thinks I've gone nuts or something. But it feels good. kind of numbs everything and makes me want to get up and do something.

iggydank
09-27-2006, 02:47 AM
im drun ck as fuck

orangeman
09-27-2006, 10:37 AM
Some strains of marijuana tend to make me feel a bit drunk..mostly just with the impaired motor skills. But I only got drunk twice, I'm not a trend whore and I dont do things I dont like just to impress people like...drinking. Alot of people seem to like liquor or to get drunk and high. I dont mind smoking marijuana but with alc, I personally dont like. It tastes bad, makes me sick and burns and if I want to get intoxicated I'll just smoke a blunt :p.

Reefer Rogue
09-27-2006, 11:50 AM
I've only been drunk once, it was kool, i think i fell in a puddle :D
However, I don't drink, I just blaze.

Blunt burner turner
09-27-2006, 03:15 PM
I used ot drink allot, now i only drink imoderately very rarely. a joint and a beer is a very nice thing but drunk people are wankers and being drunk is far less enjoyable than being high. however i have some skunk uppstairs thati soaked in some nice cognac and that is beautifull to smoke :)

HeyItsMe
09-27-2006, 06:35 PM
If I didnt have such a weak stomach, I would be drinking all the time. I love getting drunk I used to do it all the time. But now all acohol does is make me nauses if I drink more then a beer or two, and same with liqiour. It sucks to because Im almost 21 and my friends are just starting to turn 21 so its all about drinking on the weekends. But I usally drink a few get alittle buz then go and smoke. And its alright, its better then felling sick the whole time.

NightProwler
09-27-2006, 08:59 PM
being drunk is a great feeling cuz your happy and dont give a shit what else is happening besides your happiness.... ususally its like that

higher4hockey
09-27-2006, 09:52 PM
alcohol is fucking awesome! smoking dope, i found that i would just sit there and watch tv with my friends, when we would all get hammered, we had fun. we would ride doors down stairs, start fights with each other and random people. i've gotten kicked out of bars for falling off bar stools, (which i have scars from) i've woken in places i've never been before, without my shoes for some odd reason. i've woken with girls i've never met before. i've seen damn near anything you can think of. my buddy shit in a urinal one time, he didnt know he did and was pissed as hell cause someone shit in the urinal in his house, then he found his shit stained boxers. i've seen many many many girls make out (booze is good for that one). i've drank my own piss, seen someone else drink their own piss. puked in my shoes, been puked on, puked on people. run from the cops, been smacked by random ass girls. i've seen fat girls fall down stairs, i've seen people in wheel chairs carried down the same stairs, midgets dancing on pool tables, played beer pong in my front yard, seen a girl run around naked after a game of beer pong. alcohol is a damn good time. smoking weed has its moments, but i forgot all those.

think green
09-27-2006, 11:45 PM
I enjoy alcohol, but only in a narrow set of circumstances, and only in very controlled amounts. I've done some downright asinine things while drunk: pissing myself, throwing up on myself or other people, walking around naked, rolling around outside naked, doing things with people i wouldnt want anything to do with sober, waking up naked alone or with random people in random places.. and hangovers fucking blow.
As for being crossfaded, when i smoke and drink, i normally just flow into my own little world. So i dont like doing it in social environments, which, quite annoyingly, are the only places i have access to alcohol.
I dont drink very often though, and most of the time i'd rather smoke anyway.

higher4hockey
09-28-2006, 12:09 AM
pissing myself and hangovers, how could i forget those ??


alcohol is my true passion mate! enjoy it !

silverspring07
09-28-2006, 01:35 AM
i have mixed emotions towards alcohol - when i'm in the right environment i have a lot of fun with it and i feel great, but a lot of times it just makes me really sad/emotional and i hate the way it makes me feel. also i've been in hangover hell several times before where i spent the entire next day puking and feeling like i was dying. lately i have been drinking more in moderation and at times i feel like giving it up entirely, though i like the fact that it makes me more talkative/outgoing when i am drinking.