Shave your ass

[Terps]

Who here shaves their ass?

Yes
No
Wierdo?

[OniEhtRedrum781]

....no

[fikusroot]

I dont have any hair on my ass. Having very little hair is a family curse but a lot of girls find it kind of sexy. Plus I shave everywhere for swim season. I did grow a bit of a beard this summer though

[NightProwler]

i think it'd be too hard to do...

[BobBong]

hahahahah you realize everytime you shave an area of hair it grows back a fraction of a mm thicker... it's commonly called stubble..

Wise man once say... Man who shaves ass and go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly fingers...:stoned:

don't shave your ass... if anyone's going to be looking at it.. they probably won't care about the hair on it.

and besides.. guys are supposed to be hairy..

[hammertime]

no............my ass isnt hairy enough to shave

[baisez le monde.]

is this like, for real?

[Samwhore]

i think terps has that wolfman condition

[Terps]

haha no wolfman shit but i hookup with this girl at a kegger last night and shes like omg shave your ass or summin...
i told her to shave her vag and that shut her up fast....
just seeing if any buddy out there would even give it a 2nd thought haha

[someuser]

First off, shaving your ass yourself would be difficult!!! Personally, I like Nair For Men to remove unwanted body hair.

[DannyMan]

weirdo.

[bud breath420]

lmfao..

[someuser]

Body hair = bacteria traps which = bad odor. Bad odor usually = no getting laid. Now, if you're as guy you DONT want to go crazy and shave/nair every piece of hair off your body but knowing what to shave and what to trim will certainly increase your sex appeal to the fairer sex and get you laid a LOT more.

So if 'taking care of my body' so I can get a better % of women interested makes me a weirdo then I'm a proud fucking weirdo! :clap:

[LIP]

hahahahah you realize everytime you shave an area of hair it grows back a fraction of a mm thicker... it's commonly called stubble..

Wise man once say... Man who shaves ass and go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly fingers...:stoned:

don't shave your ass... if anyone's going to be looking at it.. they probably won't care about the hair on it.

and besides.. guys are supposed to be hairy..

LMFAO.

Why the hell would i shave my ass? I like it the way it is, keeps me warm ;)

[Terps]

haha i have no prob gettin the ladies when i want....
this was just one wierd chick that told me to shave my ass after we had sex...
personaly if i was a lady id rather have a guy with a hairy ass then a stubbly ass the pricked me

[hammertime]

guys are hairy, if you wanna look like a little boy shave yourself, if you wanna look like a man leave you body hair.

[baisez le monde.]

SOME women prefer the 'little boy' look.

[budzy malone]

Let me tell you something.. if you shave your ass.. you know where your hands are going to be. Down there, itching yourself as the hair grows back. Man, I can imagine you trying to sit still with ants in your pants, sort of rubbing up against the chair, trying not scratch yourself, driving yourself crazy..HAHAHHA

[bud breath420]

lmfao.. this is funny as shit..

[IllusionalFate]

I have a very hairy ass, and no, I don't shave/trim it. That's mostly because it isn't very easy to do the task, though.

[someuser]

I have a very hairy ass, and no, I don't shave/trim it. That's mostly because it isn't very easy to do the task, though.

Never trim ass hair LoL

Ass hair is best Naired off NEVER trimmed... Otherwise you will get stubles.


Guess there arent that many metrosexuals here huh? Jesus! :stoned:

[WakingDream]

I'm happy with my body the way it is.

[IllusionalFate]

"Naired off"? What the hell does that mean?

[BobBong]

"Naired off"? What the hell does that mean?

are you sure you want to know?

:eek: :eek:

[birdgirl73]

Nair is a depillatory cream that removes hair, IllusionalFate. Possibly an exclusively American product. It might make a hairy back look like BobBong's picture there, but on wolf-man hair of that type, you'd need a couple of bottles of it. Man hair is a tough and resistant substance to remove. (Most depillatory creams like Nair are mean for ladies' facial or leg hair.)

[LIP]

We got nair in England too i think, not that i've ever used it rofl.

[someuser]

Nair is a depillatory cream that removes hair, IllusionalFate. Possibly an exclusively American product. It might make a hairy back look like BobBong's picture there, but on wolf-man hair of that type, you'd need a couple of bottles of it. Man hair is a tough and resistant substance to remove. (Most depillatory creams like Nair are mean for ladies' facial or leg hair.)

Which is why you want to buy Nair for men!

It is a stronger product that works a little better then what you chicks use... Still, I admit it probably would take a lot for those 'wolf-men' out there as you put it LoL :)

However, if one was to keep up with it, it shouldnt be too bad to maintain. The beauty of Nair is you can apply it before brushing your teeth/shaving your face, ect so that by time you're done and ready to jump in the shower, Nair already worked its magic.

[Nochowderforyou]

Body hair = bacteria traps which = bad odor. Bad odor usually = no getting laid. Now, if you're as guy you DONT want to go crazy and shave/nair every piece of hair off your body but knowing what to shave and what to trim will certainly increase your sex appeal to the fairer sex and get you laid a LOT more.


Ah, another victim willing to go to great lengths just to get some action. :rolleyes:

It's called a shower. You have one of these everyday with something called soap and a scrubbie, then you won't smell, no matter how hairy your ass is. ;)

[hammertime]

i naired for men my chest one time..............it was fuckin wierd. and it was painful, it gave me little red burn bumps. i'd be careful with that shit. and it smells like ass

[rachel25]

i'm a beauty therapist and shaving will be very itchy when it grows back. Waxing is the best way babe, those depilatory creams can cause burns. One of the men who comes into my salon used his wifes bikini line removal cream and ended up with really bad burns in his crack, sounds funny but the poor guy was in agony. He regularly comes in for a crack wax now. Some guys are even brave enough to have their back, sack and crack done. Whatever you do get professional advice or you could end up with infections or ingrowing hairs which are very very very painful. Anyway hope this helps. take care lol x

[LIP]

As in arse crack wax? Oh my god, no seriously, oh my. This warrants a spliff to calm me down right away. On No. OHHHH

[rachel25]

It's not that bad hun, the first time is the worst x

[LIP]

Ahhh, i could never even think of it. It must HURT like a dirty motherfucker covered in petrol.... owww

[Blunt burner turner]

some girls like a waxed arse... but some like them hairy, so my hypothesis; leave it how nature intended, you'll get half of girls anyway...

we need a poll, i don;t know how to make one hairy/hairless arses for girls to vote only

[Mista Sippi]

i got enough hair on my ass to weave an indian blanket. the chicks love it. this one hoe used to floss her teeth with my ass hair.

[someuser]

Ah, another victim willing to go to great lengths just to get some action. :rolleyes:

It's called a shower. You have one of these everyday with something called soap and a scrubbie, then you won't smell, no matter how hairy your ass is. ;)

LOL

You are half right man!!! I personally take two showers a day though for the record... Though that is more due to my OCD then trying to get some play from the girls.

IMO, most guys, even when they shower, have this musky smell to them... I dont know if the chicks dig it or not but if it were me (imagining I was a girl) I would find it disgusting.


I always smell like Cool Water and soap... Which I've found always goes over well with girls :)

[someuser]

i'm a beauty therapist and shaving will be very itchy when it grows back. Waxing is the best way babe, those depilatory creams can cause burns. One of the men who comes into my salon used his wifes bikini line removal cream and ended up with really bad burns in his crack, sounds funny but the poor guy was in agony. He regularly comes in for a crack wax now. Some guys are even brave enough to have their back, sack and crack done. Whatever you do get professional advice or you could end up with infections or ingrowing hairs which are very very very painful. Anyway hope this helps. take care lol x

Rachel, you're right that depilatory creams can (and usually do) cause that rug burn shit first time you use them... You're skin just has to adjust though. First time I Naired my ass it was my gf's idea back in HS. She really went crazy with that shit and the day afterwards my ass was BURNING like a mofo. That lasted about 1 week before it felt better... Next time though it was much less and by time I had done it a few times I didnt get any 'burn' anymore.

No pain no gain is my motto. ;)

[JMRinFLA]

Ass crack hair is nasty and serves no purpose. Getting rid of it makes complete sense.

BURNING BALD ASSHOLES OF AMERICA...UNITE!!!

[silversurfer]

i wudnt personally do it, but i can c y woman do it, m8 if sum chick pulled her hairy ass out on me, her head wud go straight through the window

[missJambi]

i shave my azz...i do! i do! i shave everything...legs, arms, pits, twat and azz. im not hairy to begin with but i like how men touch me and say how smooth i am...

[Samwhore]

i naired for men my chest one time..............it was fuckin wierd. and it was painful, it gave me little red burn bumps. i'd be careful with that shit. and it smells like ass

agreed! nair burns very badly, and i have normal type skin, those little bumps are probally because you have sensitive skin, but BE CAREFUL follow the directions on the bottle or youll be sorry

[hugs not drugz]

I haven't had a hair cut in over 2 years, I hate the hassle of shaving my beard... why would I shave my ass? I'm soo lazy I dun't even wipe my ass.

wow...:confused: :confused: :confused:

[someuser]

That's one long, nasty, gross, disgusting, story. :stoned:

[Beano]

Thank jebus i didnt read it.


Arent there creams for hair removal?

[austin.799396]

if uwant to remove your ass hair put some cream on it and let the cat lick it off.

[Shannon]

....no

:D ;)

[SocksThaClown]

SOME women prefer the 'little boy' look.

...pedophile.



j/k

[dutch.lover]

PS: nair smells nasty when u use it, cause its chemicals burning hair. ewww sorta like rotten cucumber. :P

[partyguy420]

yea, i only shave my face, and occasionaly, the hair on my head... but if you have to take a hair annalyce(were they test your hair for drugs...) shave every square nch of you body... to were there is nuthing, and leave one hair right around the anus... and put some sort of shit looking substance on it.... and see if they will touch it.