Reassurance Please

[cellery]

I fill out paper work tomorrow for a very important state job. I haven't smoked in 86 days. I have a slow metabolism and I am slighty overweight. Moderate one joint a day smoker. My career/life will be ruined if I don't pass this test. Am I safe? Is there any chance at all not to pass a urine test? I'm just FREAKIN OUT, right?
Thanks
Wish I were a BLAZIN.

[FakeBoobsRule]

I fill out paper work tomorrow for a very important state job. I haven't smoked in 86 days. I have a slow metabolism and I am slighty overweight. Moderate one joint a day smoker. My career/life will be ruined if I don't pass this test. Am I safe? Is there any chance at all not to pass a urine test? I'm just FREAKIN OUT, right?
Thanks
Wish I were a BLAZIN.
You are going to get a lot of people that will respond that since you are past 30 days you will be fine. You would be surprised at how many people who smoke every day test positive after 30 days. These people can easily test positive for 30-60 days after last smoking. You probably are fine because you are past 60 days but to give you the reassurance you would like I would like to know how tall you are and what you weigh and your activity level like type of work and exercise you do. Being overweight is one of the biggest things that can lengthen the time it takes for you to get clean.

[james2theson]

dude totally fine

[james2theson]

i have a drug test tomorrow..its been 5 days since ive smoked..sneaking in some clean piss

[OniEhtRedrum781]

i'd say theres more of a chance of you passing, than not passing, but i dunno, wierd shit happens

[gr8misadventures]

Urine tests can be so very basic sometimes. And it really can depend upon who is administering the test. What colour does the strip go...and is it light or dark? I had someone perform a urine test on me last year, and the colour for cannabis showed up light on a test strip (they didn't send the urine to a lab as a result of faint colours on the strip) and so I sailed through, with a warning, of course...

Good luck!

[cellery]

Just back from an independant lab that tested my urine. I passed. You think I'm still safe? Do labs test different ways? Ugh, I'm really nuts over this.
I WILL NEED A PUFF AFTER THIS BS!

Thanks

[FakeBoobsRule]

Just back from an independant lab that tested my urine. I passed. You think I'm still safe? Do labs test different ways? Ugh, I'm really nuts over this.

If you passed what are you worried about? If a lab uses immunoassay then GC/MS to confirm positive results, there can be slight differences between the type of immunoassay test used but the GC/MS is pretty much standard across the board. There is one immunoassay test that is better for pot smokers than some of the others but overall the difference is none.

[cellery]

well it wasn't exactly a lab. it was a company that tests offshore and refinery workers. i just pissed in a cup, he stuck a gadget in and pulled the strips off. im just paranoid because if i dont pass this test i will be disowned by my family and will never be able to have a career in what i went to college for.
i filled out the paper work today and my test is tomorrow morning.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Instant test strips are commonly used. Some companies will send positive strip tests to a lab to double check. If they didn't do this then you should be fine.

[Frizzazled]

:pimp: I totally joined the sub club today...and it felt fantastic!!!
if your unsure SUB!!! but you should be fine.

[Captain Hanks]

well it wasn't exactly a lab. it was a company that tests offshore and refinery workers. i just pissed in a cup, he stuck a gadget in and pulled the strips off. im just paranoid because if i dont pass this test i will be disowned by my family and will never be able to have a career in what i went to college for.
i filled out the paper work today and my test is tomorrow morning.

You need to calm the hell down brother. All you need is a 30 day break to pass a piss test. Your more then fine!:thumbsup:

[foutainhead]

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[cellery]

thanks for the comments everyone.
so waking up early, drinking tons of water and pissing three times before i take the test is a waste of time?

[Captain Hanks]

When your not full of thc to begin with then yes.

[FakeBoobsRule]

thanks for the comments everyone.
so waking up early, drinking tons of water and pissing three times before i take the test is a waste of time?

I wouldn't drink a ton of water because then you might be dilute but a little extra than normal would be fine. Urinating several times before the test will not hurt at all. Never give your first void of the day, which is rare. Who wakes up and holds it till the test.

[FakeBoobsRule]

You need to calm the hell down brother. All you need is a 30 day break to pass a piss test. Your more then fine!:thumbsup:

There are plenty of people that still test dirty after 30 days. People who are overweight or have a low level of activity often times take longer than 30 days to get clean. You really shouldn't say that "all you need is a 30 day break" because this is not always the case. There are people that come on here and don't do enough research and read just a few posts and might not realize that you are talking about this guy in particular and think they will be fine and then fail.

[foutainhead]

Wondered how much you know about the actual tests. I have a Chemistry degree so I am familiar with the procedures of a GC/MS and I know that SAP is for something abuse protocol or something close to that, the code 5-50 stands for 5 types of drugs being checked to 50ng/ml but mine was checked for a "SAP 5-50+ GC/MS. what is the "+"? can't find that info anywhere.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Wondered how much you know about the actual tests. I have a Chemistry degree so I am familiar with the procedures of a GC/MS and I know that SAP is for something abuse protocol or something close to that, the code 5-50 stands for 5 types of drugs being checked to 50ng/ml but mine was checked for a "SAP 5-50+ GC/MS. what is the "+"? can't find that info anywhere.
Are you familiar with immunoassay? Many drug tests use immunoassay first since it is cheaper than GC/MS, then if a positive shows up, it is confirmed with GC/MS because it is more accurate and can eliminate the few false positives that may occur. So the + I think is referring to confirmation by gc/ms and not gc/ms as being the first test conducted. SAP stands for substances of abuse panel and the 50 only referes to marijuana. Most of the other thresholds are set and the requester of the test can choose from 100, 50, or 20 for THC.

[foutainhead]

Are you familiar with immunoassay? Many drug tests use immunoassay first since it is cheaper than GC/MS, then if a positive shows up, it is confirmed with GC/MS because it is more accurate and can eliminate the few false positives that may occur. So the + I think is referring to confirmation by gc/ms and not gc/ms as being the first test conducted. SAP stands for substances of abuse panel and the 50 only referes to marijuana. Most of the other thresholds are set and the requester of the test can choose from 100, 50, or 20 for THC.

Makes sense to me, thanks.


I know of immunoassay . . . . aka EMIT?? Are you familiar with the specifications of this test? say if I had no false positives what type of metabilite load would "fail" the test?

[foutainhead]

On a personal note, this is such bullshit. I'm a white-collar workaholic psuedo-genius that likes weed at home on the weekends. How am I endangering these companies? BAH, free country where I can't do as I please, say as I please, watch or listen to what i want even when it doesn't harm a fly.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Makes sense to me, thanks.


I know of immunoassay . . . . aka EMIT?? Are you familiar with the specifications of this test? say if I had no false positives what type of metabilite load would "fail" the test?
EMIT is one of the types, yes. I am not sure if it would be correct to call it a "brand name" but several companies market immunassay tests and EMIT is one of them. Basically immunoassay uses monoclonal antibodies to discover drug metabolites. The probable cutoff for the immunoassay in your test being a 5-50 is anything above 50 ng/ml of 31 different THC metabolites would be considered an initial positive. Your test would then probably confirm it with gc/ms.

You're right, it is BS. They should be able to contain themselves to only snooping into our time at work.

[CoolChick1090]

Why do people always come post this stuff? People, they sell drug test kits at CVS and Walgreens for like 20 bucks. They are FDA certified and pretty much the same system (chemically) that is used by the testing centers. If you pass on of those, it is safe to assume you will pass the real thing. In fact, many of the home testing devices are MORE sensative than the ones in the real labs.

Also, if you want info on how to fake out the drug tests WITHOUT subbing, here is a good link:
http://www.thedrugwar.com/urine-testing/29426-dilution-tips-tricks-guidelines-n2.html

I have read a lot on this site, and have yet to read a post from someone who has done this method and not passed the test, so if you are in a tough situation, give it a whirl.

It is for this reason I am all for drug testing for white collar jobs. If you are so dumb you can't A.) Stop smoking for a month or two to land a dream job cause you don't think its worth it OR B.) Read and follow simple instructions online.....i wouldn't want you working for me either. These things are not hard to fake out, and unless you are testing for the military or some kind of high level security clearance, the chances are very high your employer is not going to pay for the very sensative testing methods because they are very very expensive per person tested, and the less expensive ones will catch the more hardcore users anyway.

[foutainhead]

Me personally? I am an information hound and I wanted to know the chemistry of my test and its specifications. I'm well aware that I can test myself. Oh, and you judging me based on 4 posts 3 sentences really sets you into the fantastic group of idiots that you despise. Grow up and "fu"

[foutainhead]

It is for this reason I am all for drug testing for white collar jobs. If you are so dumb you can't A.) Stop smoking for a month or two to land a dream job cause you don't think its worth it OR B.) Read and follow simple instructions online.....i wouldn't want you working for me either. These things are not hard to fake out, and unless you are testing for the military or some kind of high level security clearance, the chances are very high your employer is not going to pay for the very sensative testing methods because they are very very expensive per person tested, and the less expensive ones will catch the more hardcore users anyway.

I've never failed a urine test. Passed more than a half dozenor so, becasue i do knwo how to trick the test, I do know how to take breaks and I do my research, but you wouldn't have known that now would you.

[cellery]

simmah down now, folks. i just needed a friend that could relate. sorry to have caused an uproar.
i start the job tomorrow because they are desperate to have the position filled. i pissed into a cup tuesday morning around 9:30 am. then it was courierred(?) over to the lab. didn't hear from them today. i'm keeping my fingers and toes crossed everything is fine.
thanks again

[Captain Hanks]

If you passed what are you worried about? If a lab uses immunoassay then GC/MS to confirm positive results, there can be slight differences between the type of immunoassay test used but the GC/MS is pretty much standard across the board. There is one immunoassay test that is better for pot smokers than some of the others but overall the difference is none.

I get what you mean man, sorry about that. This guy has abstained for 86 days though! I still think he needs to chill about it.:cool:

[FakeBoobsRule]

I get what you mean man, sorry about that. This guy has abstained for 86 days though! I still think he needs to chill about it.:cool:

Agreed. At 86 days he should be safe. But I did like your old avatar better!:thumbsup:

Whenever in doubt about whether you are clean or not, the home test is the way to go.