If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather

[Dro_Princess]

If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:

A.Count all the grains of sand on the earth
B.Dig to China with a teaspoon
C.Drain the ocean with an eyedropper
D.Listen to Kevin Federline forever



I wuold drain the ocean with a eyedropper.

[james420]

...federline,
wait, china

[Dro_Princess]

lol i would rather die than listen to federline lol

[DannyMan]

I'd have to go with draining the ocean. Sounds like a pretty rough time, but at least you get to see all the wonders laying underneath the water :)

[Jacop]

well only a ninja is allowed to know the real answer with this question. ANd only a ninja would never reveal his secrets. sort of like a magician.

[Jacop]

id learn to communicate with aleins so they could get me the first ride on a ufo lol

[Inferius]

If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:

A.Count all the grains of sand on the earth
B.Dig to China with a teaspoon
C.Drain the ocean with an eyedropper
D.Listen to Kevin Federline forever



I wuold drain the ocean with a eyedropper.

jesus... all of those sound horrifying.
You'd do well to take Satan's place in hell.
I can't make a choice. There is no preferable punishment. You never reach the conclusion to any of them.

[LIP]

How will they enforce any of that? How can they MAKE you count all the grains of sand, or drain the ocean?

Well anyway, i think i'd dig to china, at least that way when i got to the centre of the earth i'd be dead and would have to carry on.

[Dro_Princess]

That would be rough using a spoon to dig to china esp. since spoons are so easily bent.

[Greenport]

ur egos are so fucking humongus. Id listen to federline. Dont care...its easier then everything else..

[HypnotizedMind]

yeah i would just say fuck you im not listen to federline or any of that other shit you want me to do.

*Bang* *Bang*

now count my sand.

[Chainsaw1234]

you cant dig to china so that ones out! lol

[4gan2ja0]

id count the grains of sand. one question, if you were to drain all the water where would you put it?

[newbieb]

i agree with greenport and its more like you'll be in tub full of acid your whole life

[Zohar]

E. Smoke Blunts


That one.

[Kid Dynamite]

china for sure...at least youd be able to sort of tell how far you were getting.

[IntrepidS]

I don't know who Kevin Federline is but the first 3 are completely impossible.

[NextLineIsMine]

Thinking about a hole to China trips me out when im stoned. Forgeting the whole magma core thing it would be so weird to fall in, then reach the point where you fell up.

[Kryzco]

Stoners are generally bad with math so there's no fuckin way I'm gonna count sand

the ocean one doesn't sound so bad

but Federline man, your are truly evil :)

[Mr Rodgers]

arrgghh im freaking blazed right now and that decision just sent me into brainpain land....dammit gotta stop thinking about it lol

[tootsie roll]

If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:

A.Count all the grains of sand on the earth
B.Dig to China with a teaspoon
C.Drain the ocean with an eyedropper
D.Listen to Kevin Federline forever



I wuold drain the ocean with a eyedropper.

I'm with you. I'd rather drain the ocean with an eyedropper.
The reasons are simple.
Draining the ocean means I get to sepnd quailty time on the beach. I just wonder where I'd empty all those eyedroppers.

The sand is way too boring.

Only a 9 year old boy or a 5 year old girl want to dig to china with a spoon. Nope, that's too much manual labor.

Keven Federline? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
ewwwww.

[slipknotpsycho]

well only a ninja is allowed to know the real answer with this question. ANd only a ninja would never reveal his secrets. sort of like a magician.

dude why do you keep this shit up? it's just plain out fucking retarded....

[tootsie roll]

dude why do you keep this shit up? it's just plain out fucking retarded....

Is he a ninja?:stoned: :p

[shoi]

the roman emperor calligula (sp) made his soilders count the sand on the beach...

id choose eye dropper cuase that takes the least effort and mental power... second choice tho is china cause that could be fun wen u got the core of the earth

[LIP]

I don't know who Kevin Federline is but the first 3 are completely impossible.

Dude, you dont wanna know.

[IamTheWalrus]

Id fly to China then start digging....then well id spend a lovely vacation in china? sounds alright to me.

[Dro_Princess]

I don't know who Kevin Federline is but the first 3 are completely impossible.

Kevin Federline is Brittany Spears wanna be rapper husband. I would rater listen to Hanson or some shit than I would him. MMMM Bop :p

[intrepidus6]

Listen to the music duh. And I bet that's what every single one of you would do too.

[Sabron]

Rather listen to the music,.. just because you whould be able to do other things while listen to music.. and where u gonna put all the water from the ocean..? and where you going to put the sand you counted after the pile gets huge ..you will start counting the same speck many times...and digging to china.. Where you gonna put the dirt after you hit 30 feet.?

[baisez le monde.]

i'd dig to china



lol every thing he posts has the word ninja in it, it started to piss me off at first then i just started to laugh at it..

I was also wondering what the fuck was up with the ninja thing... didnt he make a whole damn thread about "being a ninja" as well? seriously.... we got some wierd ass people on here..