Is My Friend a Retard?

[americansycoz]

My friend, seems to think that once you can't inhale anymore you should shallow the smoke, so it goes deeper into your lungs, stays in longer, and gets you more fucked up:stoned: . Is his way good, or is he just monster tard:question:

[Inferius]

Hes a tard. Tell him to take human biology classes. Two tubes, two different places. One to your lungs, the other to your stomach. All swallowing will do is make his gas smell like reefer.

[smoke it]

ya thats total bullshit

[americansycoz]

Okay that what i thought and what we tried to tell him, except we just said dude your a fucking retard. Now we have proof from others of his stupidity, so when we toke:smokin: tonight we can tell him his dumbass is wrong.:D

[S.P.Q.R.]

Yeah make sure you point out the fact he's an idiot when proving him wrong. That'll show him!

But no, swallowing smoke just makes you look like a douche who doesn't know how to smoke yet.

[psychocat]

LMFAO you win an award for the funniest post today while your mate wins the right to be called dumber than a dog turd.

[Gothen]

Have you ever swallowed after taking a hit? It makes it easier to keep the hit in, for me. If I swallow, the pain on my throat eases up, and my lungs don't feel as on fire, for some reason.

It could all just be placebo, and I just THINK it's helping my throat. But, meh, I'mma keep doin it. =)

[Terps]

hahaha dude thats like my friend that just started smokin he talks about how blazed he gets and shit, but he never acts high/looks high.. i asked him to inhale once for me and he just puffs up his cheecks like a dam chipmunk and blows it out haha

Then once in a while he will actully Burp out smoke...fuckers eating that shit haha

[The Big Easy]

Judges Ruling? Looks like thats a yes.

[Dutch Masta]

I can't imagine SWALLONG SMOKE to be anything but detrimental to your health. There is no benefit of doing it. The best thing you can do is just inhale as deep as you can, and most people don't even do that.

A lot of people don't know the difference between inhaling and just holding the smoke in their mouth. Hence the people who try it once and say they didn't like it or it didn't do anything, and many who have never actually experienced what it is to get truly "high", smoking dank bud out of a piece.

[budsmoker]

i accidently will swallow smoke when i take hella big hits but i dont do it purposely

[Lethal G]

Yeah, I'd say he was a monster tard. Holding smoke in doesn't get you any higher, and neither does swallowing the smoke (which I hear is quite bad for your health). Although it will cause you to eventually burp up a bunch of smoke about 20 mins after you do it (I did it by accident a couple of times).

[DannyMan]

My friend, seems to think that once you can't inhale anymore you should shallow the smoke, so it goes deeper into your lungs, stays in longer, and gets you more fucked up:stoned: . Is his way good, or is he just monster tard:question:

Well, I wouldn't label him "monster tard" for that. I've done it before and left me questioning if it really did make me higher. I don't really like the feeling so I normally don't. Here's a tip though, next time you're taking a bong rip or any instrument providing a fat rip, fill up the upper section of your chest (lungs) by expanding the top of your chest while inhaling, when it starts feeling like it's getting full, expand your belly! Don't swallow now, just expand your belly and see if you can throw any more smoke in there. Believe me, it does, mwhehe. You breathe with more than your lungs indeed! Your friend is on the right path, learning with experience. :thumbsup:

[Inferius]

Yeah, I'd say he was a monster tard. Holding smoke in doesn't get you any higher, and neither does swallowing the smoke (which I hear is quite bad for your health). Although it will cause you to eventually burp up a bunch of smoke about 20 mins after you do it (I did it by accident a couple of times).

You know, I'm starting to wonder about this.
I keep hearing "don't hold your hits in, thc is absorbed almost instantly",
but thc isn't the only cannabinoid influencing the high. What about the other chemicals? What if they took longer to be absorbed by your lungs???

[Reefer Rogue]

Inhale, inhale, you're the victim.

[Abattoir Dream]

'swallowing' the smoke, if you can call it that just gives you dirty tasting burps, and its a waste of smoke, tell that little bitch if he really knows what hes doing he wouldnt run out of breathe, its called circular breathing, and its easy...

[jamstigator]

If he starts farting pot smoke, will you bend over and inhale? If not, what kind of friend are ya?! ;)

[shoi]

i swallow alot... not cuase i want just wat happens.... then i burp it up

[LIP]

He's a tard. All that'll do is make him burp smoke, which is funny, but it will not get you any higher.

[mistyganjatree]

yeah
retard deffinately!
swallowing the smoke will obviously lead to all sort of trouble,, like stomach acid, ulcers, not to mention the possibilities of tumours
wont get ya any more stoned,,,, just ill
esspecially if its mixed with tobacco
certified retard! lol

[shoi]

i dunno if swallowing the smoke rlly has any adverse affect since u have the mucus covering the inside of ur stomach lining (to protect from the acid) so any smoke would just get caught in that and not become a problem.... i think if ur stomach can handle acid i think it can handle some smoke

[fasterspider]

Most definately a retard.
But it is funny to burp 5 or 10 minutes later and have smoke come out.

[benagain]

LMMFAO

Swallowing doesn't put shit in your lungs. You just swallow into your gut. Prolly make you a little gassy but thats aobut it. You never heard of someone at thanksgiving walking away with belt undone because they swallowed too much shit into thier lungs. Besides, holding your hit in doesn't do shit. Just makes you dizzy and kills a few brain cells. Inhale, savor the taste and exhale. Don't hit it, hold it forever and blow out as you gasp for air.

[johnnyAKABob]

if youre drinking a fizzy drink and smoking at the same time, and end up accidentaly swollowing smoke, when you burp later a little bit of smoke comes out

[Gothen]

You guys are all too HARSH, me thinks! Well, that or you guys are just getting too intense about something so small as just swallowing smoke.

I mean, yeah, the kid's friend is wrong about swallowing the smoke making you more high. BUT, I also swallow because it makes the urge to cough dissipate a bit. It soothes the throat a bit, getting it moisturized with saliva!! I don't swallow the SMOKE, I just swallow after taking a hit. Allows me to keep my hit in longer.

Plus, I think, inevitably, everyone swallows smoke, or at least has. I'm pretty sure all you guys have all of a sudden burped of smoke and, in your dazed, ripped state just went, "Oh, man. Look, I just burped up smoke!" haha

We all have. :thumbsup:

[orangeman]

If you ever swallow your smoke you are a retard, this does not help your health at all. If your gonna be stupid enough to swallow your smoke you might as well hit the blunt by dragging smoke in through your nose xD.

[AlwaysBlazed]

Hehe, I've taken a hit through my nose before lol, it burns!

[orangeman]

Hehe, I've taken a hit through my nose before lol, it burns!

Roffle, you know...maybe I should try it :D.

[Inferius]

We all have. :thumbsup:

mmmm... nope... fraid' your wrong there mr. cuddly stoner sir.

[Kryzco]

the answer to your question is

yes, your friend is a bit retarded

[Zohar]

Hes a tard. Tell him to take human biology classes. Two tubes, two different places. One to your lungs, the other to your stomach. All swallowing will do is make his gas smell like reefer.

Haha, that'd be awesome.

(This may be considered immature, but I'm high so I don't really care atm)
I'd love to be in a crowded public place, let one rip, and have some uptight guy/gal say,

"Is someone smoking pot?"