How Ninja Are You?

[Jacop]

You know all those things like ninjas do and all?
like smoking tons of pot secretly...... not that i ever would.. after all ive been sober since that one myspace bulletin way back of course... but i can still keep up the good fight right?

or hide weed..

or do thousands of back flips, while smoking a joint....
and getting a blowjob.......

well the QUESTION IS....
HOW ninja are you? :dance: :rasta: :cool: :pimp:

[Oneironaut]

I thought being a ninja was one of those yes-or-no things.

I am not a ninja.

[Jacop]

then i wouldnt get stoned with you.

[Jacop]

if i smoked weed...

[thebeancounter41]

if i smoked weed...
Don't you mean IF you had a brain?And also IF you didn't think the whole world was trying to "get you"?You aren't a Ninja, more like a nincompoop.

[Jacop]

Exactly bean your catching on! i have no idea what im doing other then i have the next 150 years of society planned out

[thebeancounter41]

Exactly bean your catching on! i have no idea what im doing other then i have the next 150 years of society planned out

Well I forsee your planned society to be a collossal failure.Everyone will kill every strange face they see out of the paranoid delusions you fathered your society with.There will be a single dumbass left behind who starves to death cause he has no can opener and no brains to figure OTHER ways to feed himself.

[Its a Plant]

Haha give it a rest with this ninja stuff.

What are you, 8? ~

[S.P.Q.R.]

Haha give it a rest with this ninja stuff.

Well said, man. Seriously Jacop, I don't think i've seen you post one intelligent post... all I see is paranoia and Ninja propaganda.

[orangeman]

Level 4 I guess :p. Is Ganja Ninja an option?

[Nochowderforyou]

A Ninja huh? You know the Ninja Turtles by chance? I'd love to do bong rips with them kicking it in the sewer, with pizza. :D

[orangeman]

A Ninja huh? You know the Ninja Turtles by chance? I'd love to do bong rips with them kicking it in the sewer, with pizza. :D

Dont forget about the Master Rat Splinter :D.

[Nochowderforyou]

Yeah, Splinter would have some sweet stories to tell. :thumbsup:

[phoenix]

Dude, that pizza they have always looked sooooooooooooooooooooo good.

They have a new movie coming out, I'm gonna see that shit. :D

And keep it up with the quality posts, jacop.

[HeyItsMe]

You know all those things like ninjas do and all?
like smoking tons of pot secretly...... not that i ever would.. after all ive been sober since that one myspace bulletin way back of course... but i can still keep up the good fight right?

or hide weed..

or do thousands of back flips, while smoking a joint....
and getting a blowjob.......

well the QUESTION IS....
HOW ninja are you? :dance: :rasta: :cool: :pimp:

Dude.. Your fcking werid man.. :confused: :upsidedow :stoned:

[LIP]

then i wouldnt get stoned with you.

DUDE. Your a child. Give up...

[slipknotpsycho]

lol yal are doing exactly what he wants, giving him attention....

[Kryzco]

seeing as I've never been caught *knocks on wood* then I'm gonna say I'm a level 8 bahahaha`

[sweetnhighz]

what the hell jaCOP.....wtf is you talking about? ninja???? man im just labeled as a hot pothead....

[Gothen]

I don't know if it's the weed or the bear tranquilizer I got shot with a little bit ago, but damn...that's some hilarious shit.

I accidentally put a Level 4 ninja, but I'm totally a level 5 ninja because I've only been caught....::counts:: i think twice. I can't remember.

Devon, is it just me or do you need to sharpen your tool? It looks a lil flat to me, bud. :D

[D1me]

You know all those things like ninjas do and all?
like smoking tons of pot secretly...... not that i ever would.. after all ive been sober since that one myspace bulletin way back of course... but i can still keep up the good fight right?

or hide weed..

or do thousands of back flips, while smoking a joint....
and getting a blowjob.......

well the QUESTION IS....
HOW ninja are you? :dance: :rasta: :cool: :pimp:

dude were you trippin salvia when your wrote that? seems to disorderly to be just weed. . . i just did 25x salvia and have never been so confused in my life

[Jacop]

my offical religion is Z Hendonistic Discorian Elementism.:pimp:
that should explain Z everyting........:rasta:
and uhhz...:confused:

Dude.. Your fcking werid man.. :confused: :upsidedow :stoned:
look whos talking Z:stoned:


seeing as I've never been caught *knocks on wood* then I'm gonna say I'm a level 8 bahahaha`
when your ninja pimpin your ninja pimpin.... and aint nobody even knew what happen.... say what? EXACTLY Z POINT NOOBS!!!:pimp:


i'm actually a real ninja.. but keep that on the low down
YEah in Z art of the palm! lmao lmao lmao BILLION FOLD YOUR FUCKIN Z HILAIRIOUS MAN:p :cool: :) :pimp:


The Bathroom Neenja!
creativity at its finest.
i bet you could direct a good porn.:thumbsup: :pimp: :dance: :smokin:



I don't know if it's the weed or the bear tranquilizer I got shot with a little bit ago, but damn...that's some hilarious shit.

I accidentally put a Level 4 ninja, but I'm totally a level 5 ninja because I've only been caught....::counts:: i think twice. I can't remember.

Devon, is it just me or do you need to sharpen your tool? It looks a lil flat to me, bud. :D

:cool: It looks like you really want to blow up something....:stoned: your trying to be a ninja:o but in the end man all you wanna do is blow Z big holes in ground.

[rottenPauL]

what r u on dude i want the same shit :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Jacop]

im just EGO TRIPPIN!!!!!!! LMAO

[Abattoir Dream]

will you shut up about ninjas, they suck, balls, big hairy samurai balls,

[Jacop]

a samurai lmao a pathetic excuse of an existence lmao those samurai didnt fuck with the ninjas not once... there were occasion.... but when the samurai fucked with the ninjas.. the ninjas were mercyless... and showed wrath beyond any measures possibly conceived by our modern time..

the samurai were slaughter'd
butcher'd
and all that other good stuff.

but whats the number one reason why ninjas are better then samurai?
THEIR BETTER IN bed.. and everything.... did i mention that one?

[Inferius]

so... I tried talking to this kid in the chat... didn't really get anywhere.
My only guess is that this is one of those inside jokes that just kinda went too far, until eventually the person got so wrapped up in it, it becomes a part of who they are for a short while, until they leach onto something else.
Some people think it's entirely wierd. Others promote the fantasy in a silly sense.
Personally... I am really fucking bored.

[Jacop]

so... I tried talking to this kid in the chat... didn't really get anywhere.
My only guess is that this is one of those inside jokes that just kinda went too far, until eventually the person got so wrapped up in it, it becomes a part of who they are for a short while, until they leach onto something else.
Some people think it's entirely wierd. Others promote the fantasy in a silly sense.
Personally... I am really fucking bored.

OH HELL NO! I dont put up with noobs like this.
IM sorry but i have to bring this old thread alive because of this bullshit!!!

you wont get me to release any more top secret data. but i promise you this you didnt get anywhere because i didnt want you to.
i know it sucks starting at the bottom of the totem pole sometimes but deal with it.
your a maggot. PArt of the dirt of society and you create more dirt.
so stfu noob.
your bored because if i wanted to
memetically desighn a mem
to put onto your computer screen
i could have you mentally prepared to kill someone
withen the next 5 minuets.
Every forum post you make.
Every word you say in chat.
those are parts of your mems and are peices of the map to your other mems.

dont fuck with what you dont understand.
think befor you open your mouth.

and maby ull get me to send you some mems that will allow you to open your mind so you may have the ability to acheive anything.

Never doupt me and we'll get along just fine.
unles you know im just fuckin around.
besides that fuck off mate.:pimp:

and i just realize a forum is like one giant memetic pool of goodness

[Its a Plant]

Maybe Inferius wouldn't be so DEAD ON if you would integrate some sort of maturity in your posts? For starters, let's not use the word "noob" as much as we can? It's so damned annoying to see time and time again. And maybe refrain from any sort of secret-ninja-society or some other crazy shit. You were doing so well earlier, and now I don't know what happened? That's just my opinion though. Go ahead and present yourself as some fucking insane child, just don't expect to get serious responses if you do. That is all grasshopper. ~

[Wesley Pipes]

a samurai lmao a pathetic excuse of an existence lmao those samurai didnt fuck with the ninjas not once... there were occasion.... but when the samurai fucked with the ninjas.. the ninjas were mercyless... and showed wrath beyond any measures possibly conceived by our modern time..

the samurai were slaughter'd
butcher'd
and all that other good stuff.

but whats the number one reason why ninjas are better then samurai?
THEIR BETTER IN bed.. and everything.... did i mention that one?

actually ninjas were assasins, striking from the shadows and distance as much as they could, they had no honour, they used stealth and theatrics to thier advantage... but they would never DARE take a Samurai head on in full blown one-on-one combat, samurais were far superiour swordsmen than Ninjas, trust me, i know ALOT about this subject.

VVV These belong to me, and they are not just for show, i train with the wooden ones. VVV
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VVV My Ninja Katana VVV
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[yabatab]

I just don't get the internet ninja stuff it makes no sense to me.

What the hell is it all about!?

I consider myself more of a samurai:D

[Wesley Pipes]

I just don't get the internet ninja stuff it makes no sense to me.

What the hell is it all about!?

I consider myself more of a samurai:D

Samurai's rule... ninja's drool :D

[Mista Sippi]

i'm like a level 10 vampire ninja. i can eat lava and shit brimstone baby. ninja power BIYOTCH

[benagain]

God I wish I was a mod and could delete threads. This ist just a waste of bandwidth. Ninjas are lame as they don't exist (at least not anymore). The only people calling themselves ninjas and being serrious and middle aged dudes living with thier mom that take karate lessons and 15 yr old kids who have little or no grasp of the concept of killing people.
Ninjas = Posers.

[HeyItsMe]

Dude really man how old are you? But anyways you should start chillin with girls, go to partys, hang out with normal friends, and act normal. I mean yes you can still like ninjas and history but really man. Ninjisim or whatever is a thing of the past, I mean Im sure theres other crazy mf out there like you, but c mon, alteast keep it more to yourself and bring it down a couple of notches, and you will get father in life and have more friends.

What do ninjas do anyway?
What is there point in american socitiy today?.
To run around sneaky, and then cut or ninja, the bad guy?

I mean if your one of thoese ninjas masters that can move like a cat, do crazy flips and kill someone with your hands, and been doing it all your life then by all means continue.

I dont know man, im just high as shit and think your crazy...

[yabatab]

Is anyone ever going to explain this ninja nonsense to me?

[baisez le monde.]

ahahha for a second i thought level 1 was 'im less ninja then a cock'

[yabatab]

ahahha for a second i thought level 1 was 'im less ninja then a cock'

LOL more ninja than a cock. Cock ninjas hiiiiiiiiiiyaaaaa:stoned:

[baisez le monde.]

i wish i had a ninja cock :(

[yabatab]

i wish i had a ninja cock :(

Ninja cocks are trained in the secret arts of masturbation and
other techniques.

[Microsoft Certified]

have u seen the movie
The
Last Samurai

[Microsoft Certified]

Harem_no_Jutsu lol