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gill145
09-22-2006, 02:08 AM
OK so my lunch break finally rolls around, and after playing guess and choose with my cd player {The screen on it is out for some "irrepairable probelm, according to GMC} I called a friend to see if he wanted to get high with me during my lunch break. He said ya :smokin: and is about 10 minutes away, so factoring in that my lunch break is only 30 minutes long, I figure I can get there; smoke; and make it back to work on time. Well, on my way there, I had an idea to load a bowl on the way, to save time. This kind of thinking allowed me to rear-end soomeone. :sadcrying OW. My neck hurts like a bitch right now, but i'll get over it, whatever. Moving on- We both get out of our cars, assess that neither of us is hurt [trying not to get sued here..] and that theres no damage to either vehicle. We shake eachothers hands,:dance: and get back in our cars, and continue our days.. But when I got back into my car, I went to find a radio station that would fit my mood right now +some rock or something+ and i noticed that hitting this guy, actually fixed the light screen on my radio and i could see everything bright as brand new:clap: ... :cursing: GMC THOSE FUCKS! Haha, it's all good though.:rasta:

So I got away with hitting someone which is totally awesome.

I got a pretty bad neck pain, but I will live.

I got the screen on my cd player to work. :thumbsup:

30 minutes late to work, but so far no one in my corporate office, cubicle populated, big business, jobplace has come up to me and mentioned that I was 30 minutes late to get back from my lunch break, and probably smelled of complete reefer. :D

WOW.

4gan2ja0
09-22-2006, 02:11 AM
damn man talk about good karma. thats fucking awesome, did you end up toking with your buddy?

lagstronaut
09-22-2006, 02:13 AM
nice man! if your AC goes out just ram a parked car and you're set :D

gill145
09-22-2006, 02:32 AM
Haha ya, we ended up smoking 3 bowls, I was baked as hell when i got to work.:dance:

gill145
09-22-2006, 04:16 AM
Good thing work is finally over in 15 minutes.. I have been paranoid this entire time....:(

Its a Plant
09-22-2006, 04:22 AM
Lol, first off, how was there no damage to either cars if you were going fast enough to hurt your neck? What, you both happened to have those fancy-smancy Saturn's with the dent-resistant body? I mean that's really lucky that no damage was done, seriously.

I'm going to give you good advice on what to do though: Go gambling. Play the mega-lottery. Anything. Or as someone else suggested, go driving around town, smashing into cars until any other problems your car is having are fixed. OR play some dice. Craps is fun, PLUS you're on FIRE so you'll clean up, and maybe one day be the world's richest man.

Karma is LOVE. Someone definitely loves you. ~

birdgirl73
09-22-2006, 04:26 AM
You were lucky! Hope the neck stops hurting. Here's hoping you won't hit anyone else, even if it did have a positive effect on your radio.

led.zeppelin
09-22-2006, 04:34 AM
The neck/back pain is so you can get a medical card!

Cas
09-22-2006, 05:14 AM
wow i'd be shitting my pants walking into a corporate job wreaking of the fine reefer. i'm not "yelling" at you or anything but you dodged the bullet with everything. glad it worked out in the end.

CultureCherryPopper
09-22-2006, 05:20 AM
I can't be be stoned at work; I'm too paranoid like you said and I don't accomplish shit. Or maybe it's because time passes by so slowly, I don't remember... ;)

Reefer Rogue
09-22-2006, 08:50 AM
Lucky...