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james2theson
09-21-2006, 10:10 PM
alright guys i have a drug test this monday for my job, i smoke pretty often at least 5 times a week for the past 2 weeks ( i stopped for about a month)..i need a legit way to pass. last year i passed but that was without smoking for about 20 days and drinkin a shit load of water the day of. Im probably gonna do the same, just wing it i guess and drink a bunch of water, and maybe even add water to my sample, because im pretty sure they dont search u or anything. does anyone have any idea on what else i can do that can keep me at ease with passing this test? oh and if i do add water to the sample, does anyone know how much?, cause i know it could affect the ph balance..thanks
FakeBoobsRule
09-21-2006, 11:29 PM
If you can sneak in water then you can sneak in a clean donor's urine sample or buy synthetic urine online this weekend. It isn't that hard to get the temp right. Just get a clean sample and practice a couple of times heating up water in the covert bottle of choice, securing it to your body, then retesting the temp to be within 90-100 degrees. Your body can easily keep a sample at the right temperature if it starts off in this range or after a few hours it can bring a slightly cooler sample up to temperature.
puffpuffpass420
09-25-2006, 07:48 PM
try drinking a lot of cranberry juice instead of water. gl man
foutainhead
09-26-2006, 02:31 AM
Latest news is most excellent. Standard qualifications apply: If you really gotta pass then quit. But I don't plan to.


http://www.norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=6821
FakeBoobsRule
09-26-2006, 06:00 AM
Latest news is most excellent. Standard qualifications apply: If you really gotta pass then quit. But I don't plan to.


http://www.norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=6821

I have seen that article before but I can tell you from first hand experience as well as many people I know it can take more than 30 days to pass. I took over 44 days one time to pass. I know of about 10 people who were heavy smokers that took between 51-65 days to pass. None of us were overweight. If you search the forum you can find plenty of people who failed after 30 days. The best way to know is with a home test.
Green Love
09-26-2006, 06:26 AM
Do fake boobs really rule?
FakeBoobsRule
09-26-2006, 01:17 PM
As long as the surgeon was good and she chose not to go through the nipple.