smoked out the pizza guy

[smoke it]

yesterday me and my 3 of my friends were chillin here at my place cuz we didnt want to go to school (and we each had like an gram of haze). anyway we were all baked and got hungry so we ordered some pizza. about half an hour later the dude came and we were hittin the pipe in my bedroom. i told the dude i'd go get my cash and i went to my room. i opened the door and there was smoke coming out. he walked in and one of my friends offered him a hit which he accepted gladly. we were laughin at somthin stupid, when i remembered to pay him i looked over with my money in hand and hes fried. i said, "how much do i owe you", and he looks at me and says, "huh, oh dont worry about it". so in the end i got free pizza. :dance:

[dutch.lover]

that sounds sooooo awesome. ive gotten a few odd looks from delivery guys when i answer the door high.... maybe they're just jealous lol.

I used to work at dairy queen and there were high people coming thru the drive thru ALL the time...some would even be smoking at the window, or rolling a j. that made me sooooo jealous- work sux

[led.zeppelin]

Nice, I usually get funny looks when im stoned buying food. like walked into a store to buy some coke and an assortment of candies and it felt like the whole shop stopped to stare

[hugs not drugz]

i answered the door to a pizza guy totally naked with a blunt in my hand and i was totally faded. the guy didnt say one word.

[Inferius]

i answered the door to a pizza guy totally naked with a blunt in my hand and i was totally faded. the guy didnt say one word.

hahahahahaha. What's up with the "Hugs not Drugz"?
Also, check my sig link out. It has to do with this thread.

[gill145]

The last time I was high and answered the door to get pizza the delivery girl was a snobby bitch I went to high school with, and there I was in college, stoned out of my mind, and accepting a pizza from teh biggest bitch I went to school with. It was so hard not to laugh and say "what now!", but I kept my cool, and came up with this simple solution-

I paid in exact change... ALL CHANGE.. And no tip. :dance: :rasta: :D

[Skrappie]

When i first got out of the army, i didnt want to move back in with the rents, and i just missed the deadline for school, so what did i do? move in with a friend and deliver pizzas. It was an awesome job, i got offered booze, food and pot. (although this was in a college town,) eventually i found out that 90% of my co-workers smoked, so it became an even better place to work. Its a local pizza/pub so the owner was rarely there, nothing better then tokeing, making a pizza, then having a brew, nothing worse then having a call when we were chilling. You guys think your pizza guy looked at you strange. Picture me taking a pizza to a family, baked, smelling like beer, and of course black in a basicly all white town. ;)

i used to always hope for whomever came to the door be a naked chick. too bad it never happend.

once again, sorry for the ramble but :stoned:

[OniEhtRedrum781]

wow, nothing beats free pizza...

[MechAnimal]

Guess what, I WAS THAT PIZZA GUY!

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

i answered the door to a pizza guy totally naked with a blunt in my hand and i was totally faded. the guy didnt say one word.

LMAO...IN THE SIG! :dance:

[fikusroot]

I knew a girl who once ordered a pizza just so she could give the guy a blowjob. I know because I regularly delvier chinese food to her house, even when she doesn't order it.

[Frivolous248]

...Wow, what fucking girl!? Did she know the guy or something? Or just wanted to be a slut?

[fikusroot]

Maybe you better read the last part of that post and ask yourself how serious I was.

[Pride]

lol who woulda thought this'd make such a great thread??

Here in NY it's a big cultural melting pot so you kinda have to be careful with the races from the restaurants.
It's not like out of town places ive been to where a chinese place will have some white guy deliver.
Over here a chinese place will ALWAYS have a chinese guy who came straight from China.

Anyway, Chinese people are not very fond of weed, so one time my friend and I ordered Chinese and we had uncontrollable laughter! The damn food came at that exact moment and he was brave enough to do it!

I barely saw it cause I was shy but he was jumping around laughing a lot and shit! Funny as fuck.
All I know is.. that chinese guy looked at my friend like he was fuckin' crazy.
We were pretty glad he didn't call the cops on us.
It's a lot more chill to order from dominos or something cause it's always a chill black guy.

Advice: If you're worried about the strange look from the delivery guy, the junk places always sends a chill dude.

Meh im just paranoid. well not anymore, now I smoke a blunt and call the chinese place with no probs. but back then i was pretty shy and i know a lot of people here are too. but we shouldn't be paranoid because delivery guys never give a damn. They just want money. Think about it this way: They'd be pretty fucking stupid to throw stoners in jail when we order the most shit which = more tip.
Better tip em or they will take revenge on you and call the cops on yo ass and in the end you see them on top of a high tower waving up over their head a god damned sniper rifle screaming: "YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY TIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!" and then you're in jail because the delivery guy called a cop to your place and there's weed shit everywhere and you go to jail ALL because you didn't tip some nigga and that's just fucked up man.
just givin friendly advice.

[rajking86]

i love it

[Fengzi]

Ha, reminds me of the days when I was The Pizza Guy. Once I delivered a pizza to this big, multi-million$ house up on the hill. The guy pays me with a check then realizes he doesn't have any extra cash for a tip. He tells me to hold on a minute then comes back and tells me "sorry, I don't have any small bills, will this do?" and hands me a fat joint of incredible weed. Needless to say, I always made sure he got his deliveries first, hot and fresh, from that point on.

[Cassiopiea]

My friend works as a waitress/stewardess in a hotel.

In like her first week at this job, shetook room service up to this couple and the guy answered the door stark bollock naked. She was like "Oh my God, I'm so sorry!!" but he said "Nah, don;t worry, come in".

She takes the food in and there is this naked woman lying on the bed and in my friend's exact words the room "stank like sex" the woman was equally unconcerned about her lack of clothes so she basically threw the tray she was holding down and ran out.

LOL the best thing is that this sort of stuff happens to her all the time.

[Captain Hanks]

yesterday me and my 3 of my friends were chillin here at my place cuz we didnt want to go to school (and we each had like an gram of haze). anyway we were all baked and got hungry so we ordered some pizza. about half an hour later the dude came and we were hittin the pipe in my bedroom. i told the dude i'd go get my cash and i went to my room. i opened the door and there was smoke coming out. he walked in and one of my friends offered him a hit which he accepted gladly. we were laughin at somthin stupid, when i remembered to pay him i looked over with my money in hand and hes fried. i said, "how much do i owe you", and he looks at me and says, "huh, oh dont worry about it". so in the end i got free pizza. :dance:

HAHA NO WAY! How rad, I've allways wanted to smoke out the pizza guy. There is nothing better then getting baked with buds and ordering a pizza... it's a fact! You guy's need to check out the "smoking out the pizza guys" video at waytoomany.com.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

That's fucking awesome! Me and my friends are planning on doing that soon, since we always tend to get the pizza guy about 20 minutes before domino's is closing. We feel bad, lol.

[Inferius]

HAHA NO WAY! How rad, I've allways wanted to smoke out the pizza guy. There is nothing better then getting baked with buds and ordering a pizza... it's a fact! You guy's need to check out the "smoking out the pizza guys" video at waytoomany.com.

gah! Signature link!!!! :thumbsup:

[usedchemicals]

one time i was at a party, and it was in the middle of december. we ordered a pizza from this guy's house, but he had a reputation for passing out before the pizza got there, so that they'd have to go back with the pizza, and no cash.

we convinced them that he wasn't the only person there, and we'd pay for the pizza. we then decided that we wanted to go on a burn, and we were gonna leave him there. we told him that it was very important that he got the pizza and paid for it.

when we got back from our burn, he was sitting in the snow under a tree in his front yard with his boxers and snow boots on. he had a sign laying on his chest that said "leave $2 with the pizza" and the hot pizza was sitting on his lap. we woke him up and went inside, it was fucking hilarious.

[GratefulDead4ever]

one time i was at a party, and it was in the middle of december. we ordered a pizza from this guy's house, but he had a reputation for passing out before the pizza got there, so that they'd have to go back with the pizza, and no cash.

we convinced them that he wasn't the only person there, and we'd pay for the pizza. we then decided that we wanted to go on a burn, and we were gonna leave him there. we told him that it was very important that he got the pizza and paid for it.

when we got back from our burn, he was sitting in the snow under a tree in his front yard with his boxers and snow boots on. he had a sign laying on his chest that said "leave $2 with the pizza" and the hot pizza was sitting on his lap. we woke him up and went inside, it was fucking hilarious.


thats actually prertty funny lol they would have been funny to see

[sensi skier]

I am a pizza guy and sometimes I deliver to smokers. I've only ever smoked with ppl twice. It's pretty awesome when someone tips you with a few tokes. So, if you ever are short on change and have some bud...your pizza guy will likely love it as a tip.

[Tom Swierzbinski]

If I have money tomorrow and am able to find bud, then I will smoke up a homeless guy. I will bring pics! :)

[afghooey]

I hope you buy the guy lunch man, giving a homeless guy the munchies just sounds cruel if you ask me.

[Tom Swierzbinski]

What?! I have to smoke him up and buy him lunch? The homeless are so greedy these days...

[Lethal G]

My brother is a pizza guy and he says he's gotten MJ as a tip in a few rare cases. He said a few of the people he has delivered to has also offered hits to him. Although I don't think he's giving away free pizza like the guy did for you...lol.

[Inferius]

What?! I have to smoke him up and buy him lunch? The homeless are so greedy these days...

That's really cool.
Just buy some chips and a soda...
But thats really cool, smoking up a homeless guy...
If you really do it, your karma will prolly be up 30 points...

[Tom Swierzbinski]

Well, a few months back I was gonna give a homeless guy some cash because I had been paid rather a large amount of cash... but instead, I bought him a sausage roll, a big carton of OJ and some doughnuts. Id rather him have food to eat and juice to drink than have money to waste on booze. And Inferius, true, some chips from the chippy and a can of coke doesnt even come to £2.

[DannyMan]

that sounds sooooo awesome. ive gotten a few odd looks from delivery guys when i answer the door high.... maybe they're just jealous lol.

I used to work at dairy queen and there were high people coming thru the drive thru ALL the time...some would even be smoking at the window, or rolling a j. that made me sooooo jealous- work sux

Haha I was once smoking a blunt with a bunch of people in my car while going to a drive thru and let the person at the window have their share of the rotation...2 puffs!

[shoi]

wat a lucky pizza dude

[Newglory]

Last week when i ordered pizza right before blazing at my friends house we were freaking out over organizing the money adn a tip and whose gonna go to the door. So we had a high/lazy shoving match ( in no way violent ) and whoever won, my friend, didn''t have to go to the door.

So when the pizza came, the delivery guy looked like he was straight off to boat, from china or somehwere, had very little english, and could clearly tell i was high. i give him money, snickering, and then bring the pizza to kitchen planning to coem back with tip, leaving the door open. i didnt go back to the door for 3 minutes and finally realized, run back with 2 bucks as the guys leaving chase after him and say "this is just for you dude" and walked inside proud of myself.

I look back know and realized i shoulda kept that 2 bucks... shit

[ABNINF420]

blazin w/ ppl unexpected is the s.h.i.t.

My wife and I went to see her aunt, we got there and it was all tense, and finally I realized "Oh, these ppl blazed!" So I asked and they did, and now their some of our favorite realitves.

[dank ass nugs]

she took room service up to this couple and the guy answered the door stark bollock naked. She was like "Oh my God, I'm so sorry!!" but he said "Nah, don;t worry, come in".

She takes the food in and there is this naked woman lying on the bed and in my friend's exact words the room "stank like sex" the woman was equally unconcerned about her lack of clothes so she basically threw the tray she was holding down and ran out.

LOL the best thing is that this sort of stuff happens to her all the time.

This reminds me of when I used to clean the rooms at a resort. Well one time I walk into this room that im suppose to clean while the people were out and they was a crazy strong weed smell in the room so I started ripping through everything they had and I eventually found about 2 0unces of some BC bud in a side pocket of one of there bags. I was debating on taking it when I got a call from my boss asking how much I had left to clean and thats when I realized that they had DESTROYED that room there was broken bottles of vodka and stains on every thing no to mention that someone pissed in the corner and on the bed. There was also vomit on the TV and jacuzzi the shit was fucking nasty so as payback I took that shit. Then as they were leaving the guy was like "sorry about the room man we were fuckin' smash. We'll you can keep that shit you took as an apology." I still love that guy but if he comes back im gonna steal his shit and destroy everything he brings.

[Tom Swierzbinski]

Well technically, I did blaze up a homeless person. Bens been kicked out of his house and hes staying here for a few days. And today before he had work we smoked, and a Chinese dude walked past struggling with a suitcase and he had weed leaves on his shirt. He declined the spliff though.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

i was in the taco bell drive thru and i had just hit the pipe and i blew my hit through the drive thru window and offered the guy a hit. he seemed thrilled.

[hammertime]

we've done that a bunch of times with pizza guys.........when i lived in a college town we called it "bong rip or a tip" we usually gave some tip too but its cool to smoke out random people.........i wish random people would smoke me out.

[dano420]

i was that pizza guy. one of the best jobs i ever had!!!!!! i been offered sex,drugs,rock,blow,beer,wiskey,invited back after wrk to partys at hotels and homes... its awsome sorry was awsome... seen nude women in hotel rooms when b/f opens door or the ask me in and they are nude in a side bathroom where u can see them in there. went to a few parties after wrk always brought 2-3 pizzas with me when i would go back lol. did bong hits with customers when droping off pizzas got beer to go!!! while delivering lol
i had 2 customers that gave me the greenist buds i think they new each other cuz 1 guy asked if i burn i said yeah, hes like $3.00 tip or a nice bud for a tip???? i said a bud would be fine sir!!! i said sir he was like 45 or so then about a week later a nother guy within a few block asked me the same shit it was the same kick ass green nug with red hairs and crystals. that was the life. they ate lots of pizza!!! :) shoulda never left there best job to bad you cant suport 2 kids and a wife at delivery person. single life perfect job married not going to wrk!!!! peace out

[Purple Banana]

Woah... That last post was like some horrible ongoing sentence, or I read it too fast...

Yeah.