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Ammie
09-20-2006, 03:10 AM
One Star Hangover (*)

No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.


Two Star Hangover (**)No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The c offee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.


Three Star Hangover (***)Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink.
Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke--yet you haven't peed once.


Four Star Hangover (****)
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has giv en you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars. Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your ass is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.


Five Star Hangover (*****)
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to take a dump results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'Floater' thrown in.
The sole purpose of this 'Floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now...

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary; Proliferation; Cinnamon

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THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity; British Constitution; Passive-aggressive disorder; Loquacious; Transubstantiate

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THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
1.) Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2.) Nope, no more booze for me. 3.) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4.) Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight.
5.) Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
6.) Sorry I'm being such a jackass.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...
but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn, we really fucked up!!!

crudemood
09-20-2006, 03:15 AM
This is very informative! =D
Is this from personal experience Ammie? :P

potsmokingnome
09-20-2006, 03:18 AM
Love the top 6 things you can't say when your drunk part! lol

Ammie
09-20-2006, 03:24 AM
hahaha i love them all :D altho most the time im a star one! thank god

potsmokingnome
09-20-2006, 03:29 AM
I'm ussually a star one, if I drink tons of water before i goto sleep, but if i don't I'm a star 5. The worst hang over I ever had I was 16 and it was New years eve I got dragged home by the cops at 9 at night, My dad almost told the cops I wasn't his son, I walked into the house My step Mom came pounding down the stairs, saw me and said "Holy shit (add name here)" I said good night and thats what i did..I woke up after New years eve midnight and I puked pretty much non stop untill midnight New year's day, it was awfull....

AlwaysBlazed
09-20-2006, 03:50 AM
I had my first hangover the other day, I got a 3 star.

friendowl
09-20-2006, 04:13 PM
when i drink i go for the glory
5 star for me

UnViaje
09-20-2006, 04:20 PM
I dont think at all beer trip levels are that easy to label. Two whole 24 packs tossed back steadily over 6 hours gave me astral projection once, actually was looking down at myself sitting & drinking/puffing with my homie's pitbull. Then it was 8 in the morning all of a sudden.

Inferius
09-20-2006, 09:18 PM
Two star usually. I've always known when to stop, but If I drink at all, I DRINK.
My worst hangover was when I was 17, spent the night at one of my female friends' house with her friend as well. In the morning, they were fine, but I had to get out of the car taking us to the mall. The mom was driving, taking/squeezing ticks off the yelping rat-dog, talking to the daughter, while trying to get to the mall as fast as she could to escape after-work traffic. I felt like shit, and wanted to die, and then this?
Fuck that. Got out, called a friend, spent the day on the couch.

Nochowderforyou
09-20-2006, 09:24 PM
I used to get the 1 star status when I was younger, but through the years, I started getting bigger headaches, bigger stomach aches, and I would only be awake for maybe, 4hrs the day after drinking. :p

I have hit 3 start before, and 4 star once. I used to work around tablesaws and such of all kinds, for 9hrs a day, everyday. Then, I would stay up until 3am everyday with my buddies, and be awake at 6am for work. I did this daily for a good 3 months, until one day I slept through the entire work day, and woke up 7pm, when I passed out at 3am the early morning. Saws and hangovers do not help. It was so bad, I would pass out on the shitter for 30min at a time.

Oh that's just embarrasing now that I think about it. :o

buddymyfriend
09-20-2006, 09:24 PM
Is there a 6 star? I always seem to take things over the top and dont know when to stop. Yeah im the life n sole of a party, usually being laughed at or egged on with my drunken antics!

Peace

Buddy

weedmaster
12-24-2006, 07:30 PM
4* dreading boxing day lol:D

Pipe Dreams
12-24-2006, 07:52 PM
I can go to bed shitfaced and wake up laggy, but no hangover.

PaRaNoIa
12-24-2006, 09:13 PM
Where is the sickening feeling in your stomach?!

That's what I always have.. ++ a really bad headache..

So, I'll say 5 stars + bad stomach..:p

higher4hockey
12-24-2006, 09:16 PM
i had a three an a half star hangover this morning. it was a tricky hangover. i got up at around nine or so to take a piss, i feel fine like a half star hangover, then i decide to go lay down for awhile longer considering i had gotten home at four so i figured i needed some more sleep. well my hangover perpetually gets worse my head starts pounding and my stomach is getting squirelly. it was jacked up, a creeper hangover.

lil josh
12-24-2006, 09:49 PM
lol i like this allot

TokinAsianGuy
12-24-2006, 10:30 PM
i've still got a hangover from saturday night/sunday morning. still a 3. and its monday morning now. 4 biccies in 6 hours plus random points of K, and lots of alcohol will do shit to your brain and body, but at least i'm thinking straight today... sort of.