We're Fucked. (Evil technology)

[Frivolous248]

http://www.hightimes.com/ht/news/content.php?bid=1001&aid=24


"They'll be able to tell if they're on drugs, and what kind, whether marijuana, cocaine, or alcohol. Or even in the case of a tractor trailer driver, is he too tired to drive his rig?" said Ohio County Sheriff Tom Burgoyne.

Damn, as if drug testing wasn't bad enough, now they can tell if you're high or not right on the spot. I wonder if visine would have any effect on the results.

Discuss...

[Harry Pot Head]

sounds like something from Blade Runner :stoned:

[S.P.Q.R.]

It is very possible to never get busted.


Exactly, just don't be an idiot with your smoking and everything will be fine. Don't carry too much on you, don't smoke up in public places (though I don't follow this rule.. it's still a bad idea lol), and just act normal when you're in public.

[chris420]

it'll be fucked up if cops start checking people of a certain age group to test it, there wouldnt be anything to cover up the high.

[YouD0nt]

That binocular thing sounds like a load of shit


The device can also detect abnormalities from chemical and biological effects, as well as natural disasters.

It can detect natural disasters in your eyes... sounds like someone was high when they wrote that.. lol

[Gothen]

Yeah, seriously, YouD0nt. When I read that I said to myself, "Wait wait wait....so....they can use these things to spot tornadoes and thunderstorms, but at the same time, whip them out and test if someone's ripped?!?" I was SO confused.

Now I get it! lol Anyway, I don't know, sometimes you HAVE to carry some on you. Like say you just went out and got a half or even a zone, and you're just taking it back to your place. Not even high, but SOMEHOW you get pulled over for SOMETHING (like throwing a fuckin CIGARETTE BUTT OUT OF THE WINDOW! I mean! IT WASN'T EVEN LIT! I SPUNGED IT OUT BEFORE I THREW IT OUT! That pig!) anyway, so sometimes you just HAVE to carry more than you would like to on you.

But most of the time, I hardly take anything with me. I SOMETIMES take my piece, but I usually don't. And if I want to bring any buddha,I'll usually just take out a joint and vacuum suck the air out of it, lol, and then roll it up really, really small before I put it in secret places for later. =)

[Frivolous248]

I'm not worried about getting caught myself, but in general, I can see this being a very bad device. I just don't like knowing there is technology out there that can detect certain things that the man really has no buisness knowing. And if they can make a device like this, who knows what they will invent next. And who knows how this will be used. Maybe there will be one put in every school and they'll send you down to the office to get checked because you laughed at a science video.

Just think of the possibilities...

[Inferius]

I don't think they'll be allowed to use these freely.
Privacy and all.
All I know is that if it comes to voting time, I'll vote against them.

[rottenPauL]

they can take their binoculars and stick em up their asses

[Jay Matix]

This is horrible. This should apply for only hard drugs. not marijuana...

[Breukelen advocaat]

Here's what one of the High Times readers said in the "comments" section of the website:

Fri 15, Sep 2006 15:41
come on guys, this is a good thing! they're doing what's good for you! how will you ever stop smoking marihuana if they don't help? learn from their good morals: drop your bowl, pick up a rifle, go to iraq and kill some fucking insurgents!


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[hipEstoner]

hey,,M COULDNT YOU JUST REFUSE TO OPEN UR EYES?, LIKE WHEN THEY PUT THAT SHIT UP TO UR EYES, JUST CLOSE THEM, ??? THIS SEEMS LIKE A BIG LOAD OF BUll shit